"How can this be true? Outrageous!!! ”

Kunlun Mountain is always misty and misty, in the valley in the vast snow-capped mountains, there is actually a paradise that hides a spring blossom, from the outside it is just a mountain col covered with snow all the year round, but through the mountain protection array, you can see a dense peach blossom forest, dotted in the white snow, like a beautiful peach blossom picture, pavilions and pavilions are dotted in the deep valley of the peach source, a towering pagoda stands in the center, and other buildings are arranged around, faintly forming a pair of graceful Taiji fish.

And in one of the wings, a white-headed young man was holding a piece of paper, with all his beard and hair, and he looked very angry.

"What a bastard! Darn! ”

A young man opposite him sat on a chair, quietly watching the person in front of him lose his temper, and it wasn't until the irascible old brother calmed down that he slowly spoke: "Senior Sister Jingyuan may be confused by a demon. ”

"Fuck you!" The strange man slapped the seal in front of him: "It's all this time, and you are still protecting your senior sister of Jingyuan?" You're really going to be a teacher. Look at this seal! Is this something that can be done after being deluded? I've long seen that little thing that she was born against the bones, if it weren't for the fact that their sect has a little relationship with me, and she dressed as a man, I would have pierced the sky a long time ago. ”

"Master's anger."

"Anger and anger, you know that let me be angry, how can you let me be angry? Look at what is written on this? This is digging our ancestral graves, digging ancestral graves! The immortal family exercises are flowing out, that is disrespectful to the ancestors! And those wild and miscellaneous cultivations, how can He De practice our Kunlun exercises? What kind of thing does his Spirit Realm Sect dare to spread our Kunlun Exercises? Slippery world! Let the dream come to me. ”

"Yes."

The young man pursed his lips and walked out, but he didn't go far before he saw the senior brother who Jingyuan hated extremely much, he was sitting in the living room anxiously at the moment, with tea in his hand and his eyes in a daze, his expression solemn, looking extremely nervous.

"Little Dream Dream? Hey, Little Dream Dream. ”

"Senior Brother Xiuling...... Don't laugh at me, my sister is in trouble, and you're still laughing? ”

"Why can't I laugh?" The young man who was called to be a spiritual cultivator looked like he had nothing to do with himself: "Why can't I laugh at your trouble?" ”

"What did the Alliance Leader say?" Jingmeng sighed: "My junior sister...... Killed. ”

"Master asked you to meet him."

"Then go ahead." Jingmeng shook his head helplessly: "You have to help me say good things, don't forget that Jingyuan has already been promised to you." ”

Xiu Ling spread out his hands: "I don't count what I said." ”

Soon, Jing Meng followed Xiu Ling to his master, who is also the leader of the Kunlun Immortal League, Master Xuan Yin, after seeing this legend of Kunlun Mountain, Jing Meng lowered his head and did not dare to gasp.

"Tell me, what's going on with your head seal letter."

The Venerable Master Xuan Yin slapped the seal of the meridian on Jing Meng's face, and Jing Meng lowered his head and picked up the seal from the ground and looked at it twice, then stopped talking, and looked like a third grandson standing in front of Xuan Yin, and even wanted to fart into three parts.

"Speak."

Master Xuanyin was a temper tantrum, as soon as Jingmeng was silent, his temper came up again, at this time the cultivator next to him poked Jingmeng, and then he woke up from a big dream, lowered his head and said in a trembling voice: "Ancestor, this matter really has nothing to do with our sect, it is all the girl of Jingyuan who is good at advocating." ”

"Hmph." Master Xuanyin snorted coldly: "When did she come down the mountain?" ”

"It's been a few days...... Jingmeng was full of cold sweat: "I see that she is quite happy in the world, so she ...... Only...... Just let it go. ”

"I think you want to be in charge, right? She went alone? ”

"And ...... And ......"

"Who else, say!"

After being shouted by Master Xuanyin, Jingmeng was almost frightened and fainted, and after a few strong cheers, he said slowly: "That little bastard with the jade lion." ”

"Bastard thing, it's a bastard up and down!" Master Xuan Yin's face was flushed with anger: "You actually let that half-demon out?" You guys! You guys!!! ”

"Master, don't be angry." The cultivator next to him finally spoke: "Although the little mongrel is precious, but after all, it is the child of the jade lion, the jade lion escaped the net that day, although he has been greatly injured, but no one knows where he went, if we really moved the little mongrel to provoke the jade lion, I am afraid that even if we can win, it will cause a turmoil, it is not worth it." ”

"Alright." Master Xuanyin took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed his anger: "I remember that little thing in the meridian has already been promised to you?" ”

"There is such a thing, but the apprentice doesn't care, it's just an object that has been passed down from generation to generation, one more is not more and one is not less, the disciple is obsessed with cultivation, and he has no time to take care of those feelings and loves."

Master Xuanyin was very satisfied with the apprentice's answer, but he still stroked the arm of the chair and said, "But since I have promised to you, she is the daughter-in-law of the sect, so it will not work in the end, so you can follow Jingmeng and take someone down the mountain together, and bring back that crazy girl and that little bastard to me. ”

"Everything is in accordance with Master's will." The cultivator knelt down respectfully, kowtowed, and said, "The disciple has retreated." ”

"Wait." Master Xuan Yin raised his hand: "That little thing is still somewhat capable, if she doesn't obey, whether she lives or dies, don't be polite to her, it's not impossible to kill chickens and monkeys, and then I'll find you a home to worry about." ”

Jingmeng was stunned for a moment, his mouth moved but he never spoke.

"Obey the teacher's orders."

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"You can't guess the little girl's thoughts." Jing Yun sat in the cafeteria, with one foot on the chair, and said: "Girls are thirty...... No, until the age of thirty-five, they are all present receptors. What is a feeling creature in the moment? It's that she doesn't care what you say about the future, even if you tell her that you will be the president of the United States in the future, it is definitely not as good as you praise her and say, 'Baby, your shoes are so beautiful today', which is called feeling the creature in the present. ”

Gu Tao and Xin Chen made a row, and there was a large portion of fried chicken in front of them, and Xin Chen listened attentively.

"You guys, you're all typical straight men. In fact, you all have a misunderstanding, you all think that straight men are stupid, in fact, most straight men are definitely smart, but they are inexperienced. How did this experience come about? Of course, it's just to have more girlfriends. Daddy Xin, look at you, you either play games or toss us all day long, can you make progress in this way? What do you talk about when you talk to people? Talking about the four blacks of Internet cafes and the unification of Taoism, isn't this full of food. In fact, there are two ways to deal with the girl who is messing with you, one is to take out a sword and put it on her artery, grab her hair and say to her, 'What are you, messing with me?' If you don't say a word, you'll get out of here. ’。 ”

Xin Chen hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, this is too much of a thing." ”

"Then you can only coax." Jing Yun sighed: "Coaxing the girl is to teach the rules, you know that please eat and give gifts, this is really not good, you have to smear honey with a small mouth." Let's actually practice? In this way, let the uncle and sister do a demonstration, these two people are particularly typical. ”

"Me?" Gu Tao pointed to himself: "What does it have to do with me?" ”

"You can cooperate, uncle."

Jing Yuan rolled his eyes: "What do you want to do?" ”

"It's a hands-on exercise." Regardless of the meridian relationship, he began to babble: "You two play a couple, the current scene is in the cinema, the uncle is ten minutes late, and the senior sister is very angry, Ai Kexun." ”

Gu Tao was stunned: "Huh? ”

"Ahh Jing Yun urged: "Hurry up." ”

Gu Tao sighed, picked up a biscuit, stuffed it into his mouth, and said perfunctorily: "I'm sorry, I'm late." ”

"Oh, it's okay, I've just arrived." Jing Yuan glanced at the little lion, and said dissatisfiedly and perfunctorily: "Then watch a movie." ”

"Okay."

"Hey !!!" Jing Yun jumped up: "Don't be so distracted, give me a little serious, don't you want to help Daddy Xin solve the problem?" ”

"That's right." Xin Chen nodded hurriedly: "Senior brother, let's be wronged......"

"Card !!" Jing Yun pointed at Xin Chen: "Wrong demonstration, Daddy Xin!" How can you say that? What does it mean to be wronged? Is my sister very bad? A gentlemanly man should speak slowly, and he has to go through his head three times before all the words are spoken! Do you know that you have three rounds of brains? ”

Jing Yuan frowned inadvertently, looking a little angry, after all, putting "grievances" on any girl will attract disgust.

"Okay, Daddy Xin, stop talking, watch their scene demonstration. Senior sister, uncle, you have to get into the drama a little bit, be serious, you will be a couple from now on! Do couples know? ”

"Oh......" Gu Tao touched his head: "That...... Try? ”

"Okay, let's get started." Jing Yun patted the table and narrated next to her: "It's at the door of the movie theater now, the movie has been open for ten minutes, and the uncle has arrived in a hurry." ”

Gu Tao coughed, with an embarrassed look on his face: "I'm sorry, I'm late." ”

"You still know how to come?" With the dissatisfaction just now, Jingyuan also quickly entered the play: "You might as well not come." ”

"Traffic jams on the road......

"Traffic jams? Then you won't come out sooner? Could it be that you would have died ten minutes earlier? ”

As soon as Gu Tao heard this, he turned on the automatic response mode at that time: "I have already gone out half an hour early, but there is a traffic jam, what can I do?" ”

"Okay, you're reasonable, you're justified in everything, okay?" Jingyuan's temper also came up, and she kept a straight face: "I'm not feeling well, so I'll go back first." ”

"Please, don't you do it? Not ten. ”

"Yes, I did it! I'm doing it!! Jing Yuan suddenly shouted for no reason: "Do I want to walk now?" ”

Gu Tao was stunned for a moment: "What kind of temper are you experiencing?" Can you not be so vexatious, just ten minutes. I'm sorry to apologize to you. ”

"No, you're not wrong, where could you be wrong. It's me, it's me who is making trouble, okay? Good bye. ”

Jing Yuan suddenly got up and was about to leave, but Gu Tao grabbed her: "Don't go." Come on, let's talk about whose problem it is today. ”

"I don't want to talk to you!!" Jing Yuan shook off his hand, and his voice even cried: "You are a big man, I won't waste your precious time." ”

"What the hell are you going to do!"

"What are you yelling so loud for!"

"How could I yell at you!" Gu Tao frowned, his face full of impatience: "Do you know how tired I am when I go to and from work every day?" ”

"Yes, yes, it's just that you're tired, I'm idle all day long, I can't do anything, I deserve to be a vase." As Jing Yuan spoke, tears came out: "Yes, a useless person like me can't even have a little temper, so I can only put it there to show you a smile and make you happy." ”

"Okay, whatever you say is what you want."

"Okay, let's break up."

"Divide it."

Jing Yun and Xin Chen looked at these two big guys who suddenly entered the play in a daze, judging from their expressions and tone, they didn't look like they were practicing at all, what was this...... It's a true story!

And their quarrel also attracted the sideways glances of the people around them, and many people in the cafeteria also began to whisper, and judging from the tears of Jingyuan and Gu Tao's eyes, there was a leg between them...... Probably no more guessing.

"Kakaka!" Jing Yun hurriedly shouted to stop: "Two of you, it's too deep into the play, adjust your emotions!" ”

Gu Tao and Jing Yun, who were suddenly interrupted, were also stunned, and then suddenly found that they seemed to be a little too involved in the play, Jing Yuan even sat back at the table while wiping his tears, and took a big sip of water, but he still couldn't help sobbing, looking pitiful.

And Gu Tao scratched his head, puzzled, until he saw the little evil god sitting next to him who was secretly looking this way, he finally realized something......

"I'm sorry......" Jing Yuan wiped away her tears with tears and laughter: "I don't know why I was suddenly excited." ”

Gu Tao glanced at the little evil god viciously, and the little evil god hurriedly turned his head sideways, pretending not to see it.

"Me too......" Gu Tao sighed: "The emotions suddenly came up." ”

Jing Yuan looked at Gu Tao's face and stared at it for a while before he let out a sigh: "When you said just now, you will divide it...... I'm really distressed, my heart is about to break, why? ”

"Because there is a ......" Gu Tao turned around and found that the little evil god was no longer there: "Forget it, it's nothing, maybe it's too much of a play." ”

Jing Yuan took a deep breath, and sobbed twice during the period, which was quite cute.

"Although the two of you are in a weird state, it was really too classic just now." Jing Yun looked like an adult and knocked the table hard: "Come on, come on, I'll analyze the uncle's mistakes just now, and also summarize the mistakes of the senior sister, this is the key point, write it down, you have to take the test." ”

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