I don't know when it started, those people in costume dramas can successfully dress up as people of another gender by wearing men's clothes and hats, not to mention that men's voices and skin textures are completely different from women's, unless you cut the eggs and keep taking estrogen, as long as your ears are not deaf and your eyes are not blind, you can see through it in seconds.

And even if there is no difference between the two aspects and women, there is one thing that must not be avoided, what to do with the exaggerated pectoral muscles? Okay, wrap your breasts, three layers inside and three layers outside. But what about the waist-to-hip ratio that is completely different from that of men? How do you cover this up?

Anyway, the difference between men and women can be said to be genetic, and the difference between humans and pigs is not as big as the difference between men and women, so how can this thing be a woman dressed as a man. As for men dressing up as women, it is actually still possible, after all, most people don't care, but are more excited.

This young lady dressed as a man, first of all, she is not dressed up finely, her skin is white, there are earrings on her ears, her neck is so thin, and there is a fucking red line on it.

The bra hasn't been invented yet, so this thing is the belly pocket line, big red, the little girl in the natal year.

And then there is the clothes on the body, and the outer head is covered with a layer of men's clothes, but the lining inside of you is also replaced by a man's one, and the smell of floral rouge on the body does not know how heavy, and even the cow dung under the ridge can't hide the smell.

That's it...... Woman dressed as a man? If this can be deceived in the past, this civilization will simply be destroyed, and the per capita IQ is too low, but according to Gu Tao's observation, the per capita IQ of the Song Dynasty is not low, so there is only one possibility, and that is ...... This person has a problem with himself, and his brain is not very useful.

"What do you think I'm doing that? Do you want to ask me how I can tell that you are a woman? Gu Tao raised his head and glanced at her: "Old sister, your pectoralis major muscle is really a little exaggerated, you can press it." ”

After saying this, Gu Tao tilted his neck directly, and as he expected, a slap grazed the tip of his nose and shook it over, and he turned his head: "It's not that I said you, little girl, if you really take seriously the scene of what happened to be a son in those stories, then you will definitely not be very happy in this life." You ponder, ponder hard. ”

The little girl glared at Gu Tao viciously: "If you can see it, you can see it, why do you still speak lightly about me!" ”

"I'll make a fool of you." Gu Tao looked her up and down: "I'm going to pinch it to be light, I'm just reminding you that the pectoralis major muscle is too exaggerated, what kind of thinness is this, haven't you ever seen a hooligan?" ”

"Hooligans?"

"Ascend to the disciples."

"Oh......" The little girl nodded, and then suddenly reacted: "No! You bastard!! Ignore you! ”

After she finished speaking, she left, and Gu Tao didn't even bother to look at her, since he was a child, his mother taught him to play less with people with brain diseases, and if he follows a bad person, he will become a bad person at most, and with this kind of person, there is a high probability that he will become stupid.

After finishing today's work in the field, Gu Tao went straight to the market, eat something, and experience the customs, he is not short of money, so there is no problem in going to the restaurant all of a sudden.

But just after he finished eating, he suddenly heard a commotion outside, as a good idler, Gu Tao naturally couldn't let go of this kind of good thing, this time he went out to that station only to find that there seemed to be a dispute in a shop selling jewelry and jade diagonally across the door.

The boss was pointing at a woman and scolding her, and said that he would report to the official. And the woman didn't seem to be a good stubble, and the two sides quarreled over the back and forth. Gu Tao likes to watch this kind of noisy scene the most, so he bought a meatloaf from the side and pinched it in his hand and watched it happily.

But just when the atmosphere reached its climax, a figure suddenly appeared in the crowd, walked straight into the shop, and then began to scold the owner of the jewelry store with righteous words.

When Gu Tao saw it, he laughed out loud on the spot, isn't this still the little girl who dresses as a man. This kind of person...... In fact, it is really everywhere, that kind of young people with an explosive sense of justice, they think that they are presiding over justice, and they don't know the ins and outs at all.

But now it seems that this little lady may not be poor at home, because she is carrying a bag of silk in her hand, and the price of the silk is not cheap, so she should be planning to go back and get new clothes for herself.

"You are a big man, how can you bully such a weak woman?" She stood between the boss and the woman, and said menacingly: "Isn't there a royal law in the Great Song Dynasty?" ”

"Wang Fa? Which royal law says that you don't have to pay for breaking things? The boss did not show weakness at all: "If he breaks my things, he will pay for it!" ”

"You're spewing blood! You're clearly using a broken object to slander me! The woman crossed her waist, her eyes red: "I haven't even touched your bracelet!" ”

"Heh, you said you didn't touch it, you didn't touch it? Now things are broken here, you say it's not you, is it difficult or I can't smash it myself? ”

At this time, both sides insisted on their own words, and no one could prove which side was right, the little lady dressed as a man stood there embarrassed, she raised her head with her neck stalked, opened her mouth, and finally popped out a sentence: "Yes, then how can you prove that you didn't smash it yourself!" ”

Gu Tao covered his face, and deeply felt that there was really something wrong with this child's braincase.

"Wow, looks like you're in this group! Since that's the case, then I'll report to the official as well! After the boss finished speaking, he called the handyman and prepared to go to the government.

But at this time, Gu Tao walked out of the crowd, sighed, put one hand around the little lady's shoulder, and said to the boss with a smile: "Don't blame the boss, don't blame me, my little brother is ignorant and collided with you." ”

Brother? The boss glanced down at the clumsy little girl and then at Gu Tao, and smiled contemptuously: "What? Seeing that the situation is not good, you want to come to catch people? It's late! I can get 3,000 pieces of this bracelet! ”

It's just a little trick.

The little girl who was hugged by Gu Tao glanced at Gu Tao viciously, trying to break free, but she didn't expect his hand to be clenched tightly, and it hurt so much that she even frowned.

"Three thousand, five thousand is fine, but it's okay." Gu Tao smiled: "If this eldest sister smashed it for you today, I will give you the 3,000 guan, and I will give you another 2,000 guan as a mental loss fee." ”

"What's the fee?"

Gu Tao waved his hand: "Don't care, if this eldest sister smashes it today, I'll give you five thousand." ”

"Okay." The boss nodded.

"Don't be busy, if this eldest sister hadn't smashed it, you would have to give me five thousand."

"This ......" the boss was weak, he took a step back and began to hesitate.

This little thing, in the eyes of Gu Daguan, is like playing, he has already seen it, is the bracelet broken? It's a fall, it's not a fall here, the ground is deliberately protected by the boss very well, but if it's really here, there will be splash-shaped fragments around, but the ground is clean, not even a fart, and the impact point at the fracture is not the same as the ground impact point, and if it is a complete bracelet, the force when landing is not the same as now.

This is very obvious, that is, when the hard material breaks, it is because the tensile rebound will release more energy, and the most obvious is that throwing a whole glass from the upper floor and throwing the same weight of glass ballast, their sputtering distance is absolutely different, the range of glass sputtering is farther, this is the microscopic force between the interior.

The bracelet on the ground is spread there so stupidly, which one has just broken, this is obviously broken a long time ago, this boss is not kind.

"You're crazy!" The little lady raised her head and looked at Gu Tao, lowered her voice and said, "That's five thousand!" ”

Gu Tao smiled and said, "What? Don't let me make this money? ”

As he spoke, he squeezed the little girl's shoulders in a typical way of rubbing oil, which made her feel awkward, but she couldn't resist her curiosity.

"Just shut up."

After finishing speaking, Gu Tao stepped forward: "Boss, let me ask you, you haven't touched this table since it landed, right?" ”

"That's nature."

"Are you sure?"

"That's a natural certainty, I just want everyone to see, no one can rely on this account."

Gu Tao nodded, then turned around: "Everyone heard it, right?" The boss said it himself. ”

The crowd behind him nodded their heads, and because of Gu Tao's participation, more and more people visited outside, and finally the whole street was full of people who came to see the excitement.

"This boss." Gu Tao walked to the boss's side and also hugged his shoulder: "Take advantage of the fact that now, you give me two similar bracelets, and this matter will pass, otherwise your business may not be able to continue." ”

The boss trembled, but struggled to break free of Gu Tao's hand: "This lawsuit is to the official's house, and I am justified!" ”

He said it justifiably, and the onlookers applauded.

And Gu Tao just looked up and smiled: "Then this boss, you see, before you lose money, I want you to gain a lot of knowledge." By the way, there is no basis for words, so let's write in black and white. ”

The boss became more and more panicked, he hesitated and didn't want to make a note, but at this time it was no longer his turn to call the shots, and the onlookers had already begun to heckle, saying that he was weak in heart if he refused to make a note, and some people were already booing.

So even if he wanted to go down the stairs now, he didn't have to go down the stairs for him, so he could only sign a contract with Gu Tao.

After the two made the note, Gu Tao took out the equivalent gold ingot from the small bag behind him and slapped it on the table: "This is worth five thousand, right?" ”

The boss found someone to check the gold and had nothing to say, and Gu Tao stretched his waist and slapped the face of the little old girl dressed as a man a few times: "Little brother, brother will also let you have a long experience today." ”

"Mixed ...... Bastard ......" she puffed out and ducked to the side, lest she be taken advantage of by the bastard again.

But in fact, she was really curious, what way did this stinky man have to make this 5,000 yuan, so she refused to brush her sleeves away, and stood behind her with her neck stretched and waited.

Gu Tao turned around and first bowed to the onlookers: "Fellow fathers and fellow villagers, everyone help me to testify, lest anyone deny it." ”

The enthusiasm of the masses reached its peak in an instant, this looks lively, what are you most afraid of? Isn't it just that the onlookers have a sense of participation, and a scholar like Gu Tao is easy to win favor, and the balance in their hearts is naturally biased in favor of Gu Tao, and some of them even threatened on the spot that if this boss bullied the market, they would kill him on the spot.

Seeing that things were no longer under control, the boss sat on the chair with a pale face, and took a sip of tea tremblingly, and half of this cup of tea was spilled on his body.

When Gu Tao saw his appearance, he chuckled, walked to the bracelet, and squatted down: "Fathers and fellow villagers, please take a look." The bracelet is broken here, in two sections and three sections. This jade is a good jade, but it is difficult to say whether this land is serious or not. ”

His words made the crowd of onlookers laugh, and even the little lady turned her head sideways and laughed.

"Everyone, please see, this place is a bluestone ground, and if it touches the jade, it will leave a shallow mark."

He picked up the bracelet carefully, and then pointed to a mark on it: "Come and see, everyone." ”

There is really a mark on the ground that is not very clear, as if it was gently picked by the girl's nails, and the shape of the small crescent can be clearly seen.

Gu Tao then picked up a pair of scissors from the side, circled the mark on the ground, and suddenly grabbed the little lady's hand, and took off a hidden bracelet from her arm.

"Look, this is the bracelet on my little brother's hand, let's compare it."

Gu Tao squatted on the ground and put the bracelet in his hand to simulate the traces of the bracelet's fall, and to bump into the crescent-like traces, only the edge of the bracelet touched the ground.

The crowd around nodded their heads.

After he returned the bracelet to the little lady, he picked up the broken bracelet and put it together: "Look again, what do you see?" ”

The fracture of the bracelet is actually on the surface, and it is a round point, to cause such a wound, it must fall straight on the ground to appear, and the opposite ground should also be a circular collision point, which is known to people with a little common sense.

But there is no circular collision point on the ground, which means that this is definitely not the first scene of the crime, but after the expensive table was broken by someone, it was put back in the box, and then randomly found the wrongdoer.

The big guys are not stupid, after some explanation, everyone has a little count in their hearts, and for a while, they are excited, as if they are going to eat the boss raw. And the boss next to him is now as pale as dirt, and he doesn't dare to say half a sentence.

It wasn't until a delicate man hurriedly came from outside, and when a woman with picturesque eyebrows came down from above, he knelt in front of the woman as if he had found a savior: "Boss, save me ......"

When Gu Tao saw that the main owner was coming, he chuckled, slapped the contract in black and white in front of her, and stood next to her with his arms in his arms and laughed.

After reading the contract, the woman was not in a hurry, but turned around and said loudly to the outside visitors: "Today is my lax discipline to cause such a thing, from today for three days, I will charter the drunken fairy building to put up a flowing water seat, and widely publicize, Xu shopkeeper from today will no longer be the big shopkeeper of East Street, but read his hard work, let him continue to stay here as a buddy, and there will be such things in the future, but don't care that I don't think about the love of master and servant." ”

After speaking, she beckoned a guy: "Don't go to the Drunken Immortal Building to say hello!" The location of the Drunken Immortal Building is in demand, first come, first served. ”

As soon as he finished saying this, the people outside ran away with a hula, and sure enough, this is not as lively as the desire to come.

Gu Tao next to him saw this girl's crisis public relations, this is really powerful, first calm the anger of the masses, what do the masses want? They don't care about justice and justice, all these people want is a explanation, and when things come to a conclusion, they get benefits, and when they go back for a long time, it becomes a beautiful talk.

Awesome, awesome! He is a master of business.

And after the crowd dispersed, she turned her head to look at Gu Tao and the woman who was framed: "The little girl thanked her son first." ”

"Don't rush to thank you, five thousand times!" The little lady next to her hurriedly shouted: "That's five thousand, and I can't afford to pay the bill." ”

On the contrary, it was Gu Tao, who leaned next to him and smiled: "Why did the girl thank me?" ”

"Correcting and suppressing evil is the true character of a scholar, Childe is really admirable, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid my shop would be useless." After she finished speaking, Shi Shiran saluted: "As for the five thousand, I will let someone get it for you." ”

"Money, you don't need it." Gu Tao shook his head.

The little lady next to her was anxious: "You are stupid!" That's 5,000 guan! ”

Gu Tao didn't pay attention to her, just smiled and looked around: "I think the jade in the girl's shop is good, and I plan to pick two bracelets for my wife, so please ask the girl to help pick them." ”

As he wished, he got two bracelets of excellent quality, and was carefully wrapped in silk cloth by the woman and put them in a brocade box, Gu Tao said goodbye and left. And the little lady who also caught a pair of jade earrings next to her saw Gu Tao gone, and immediately chased after him and followed him.

"Hey, bastard thing. You're so smart! ”

"I don't call Hey, my name is Chu...... I'm sorry, but it's a skewer. Gu Tao coughed: "This can only show that you are too stupid, what does this have to do with being smart, this is the observation of daily life, you just need to be more detailed." ”

"Hey, teach me, teach me!"

This guy ...... How do you lose your face? Gu Tao squinted at her: "You are so stupid, don't learn." ”

"You ...... My dad said I was stupid, my brother said I was stupid, why did you call me stupid? ”

"Your dad and your brother have good eyes."

"You! Bastard thing!! The little lady caught up with Gu Tao's footsteps again: "Do you know who that woman is?" ”

"A good-looking widow."

"Yay?" The little lady was stunned for a moment: "How do you know that she is a widow?" ”

"Why are you so much, why?"