"Invite me to drink, and I'll tell you where the woman came from."

"Why should I invite you to drink?"

"It's up to you to touch me, stinky rascal!"

"Hahaha, you're a pretty fast learner."

Anyway, it was late, and I didn't eat too much for dinner just now, so let's eat a little snack, so Gu Tao went to a restaurant and ordered a few dishes, watching the little lady gobble up, and he just ate some of the famous white chopped chicken here.

"You're a girl, are you a bit human?"

"You have to look like someone at home, and you have to look like someone when you come out." The little lady wiped her mouth with her handkerchief: "I've been hungry for a day." ”

Gu Tao hehehe: "Are you afraid it's not...... Ran away from home, right? ”

"Yay? How do you know? ”

Really...... Judging from Gu Tao's little communication with her, this guy should be the kind of girl who is particularly eager for the approval of her family, but because her ability is really limited, she can't be recognized, her personality is relatively stubborn, but she is really not smart, so after a fierce quarrel with her family, she ran away from home angrily.

Usually, this kind of person runs away from home, and he really doesn't even bring a change of clothes, let alone money. So under normal circumstances, people like her will encounter three situations, the first is to die outside, which is more extreme. The second is that the hungry can't bear it and go home in disgrace, which is more common. The third is to be deceived by a man with a few meals and some rhetoric, and then the bead fetus is abandoned from the beginning.

"You're definitely not thinking about good things, I can tell you, I have a special skill, I'll break your leg if you hit me."

"If you look at my lady, you know what it means to be humble." Gu Tao sneered: "Just you? You stripped naked and lay down in my bed, and I kicked you out. ”

"You! Am I that unbearable? ”

"Huh."

"You're laughing! What are you laughing at! ”

"Laugh at your incompetence."

After eating a meal and packing it, she even ordered a few more dishes with a dead face, this little girl's skin is definitely the top thick, but Gu Tao didn't bother to say that he ate and drank like this when he was on the earth, and now he is an observer, and there are benefits in the organization.

"What are you doing with me?"

After eating, Gu Tao looked at the little lady carrying the lunch box and actually followed him, he stopped: "Shouldn't you get out?" ”

"I ...... I don't have a place to live, I ...... I didn't bring a coil, so ...... I ......"

"Then I'll recommend you a good place." Gu Tao looked at her very obscenely: "Have you seen the flower boat by the canal?" You go up and say, I don't have any ability, but with a stunt, you can make a lot of money in one night. ”

"You...... How can you be so ruthless? The little lady pouted: "You will take me in for one night." ”

"Nope."

"Then you can't bear to see me sleeping on the streets?"

"What do I have to do with you? Does it matter to me where you sleep? ”

"But...... But...... You are my master. ”

"Shit."

Really, it is natural to live for a long time, and a girl with thick skin to this extent, Gu Tao can be said to be the only one in his life, and he only knows now, this girl is not useless, she is really thick-skinned, thick to the extent that it is outrageous.

"Aren't you afraid of what I'll do to you? Like touching your bed at night. ”

"I'm a stunt! Fearless. And you're my master, you won't do anything. ”

", you."

"Master, are you called an apprentice?"

Pretending to be stupid and stunned and having no face and no skin is really the most helpless thing for Gu Tao, and he really took her home in desperation. And when she entered the door, the little lady sighed for a while, saying that the master's family was super luxurious and had caught up with the palace and something like that.

Because there are guests who have been prepared to visit before, modern things are generally in the upstairs master bedroom, and if you look down, it is no different from an ordinary Song family.

"Where's the master? I want to see my wife. ”

Gu Tao was so annoyed by her that he sat on the table downstairs: "Liuzi! Someone wants to see you. ”

Soon there was a sound of footsteps upstairs, and Liuzi, who had just taken a bath, walked down in pajamas, her long hair was still wet, and when she saw a little girl dressed as a man sitting opposite Gu Tao, she was obviously stunned: "What?" Where did you pick it up? ”

"Don't mention it."

Compared with the doubts of the sixth son, the moment the little lady saw the sixth son, she realized why Gu Tao said that she was beyond her strength just now, and the person in front of her ...... Even the Suzhou and Hangzhou Oiran, who is known as the beauty of Allure, can't compare, her figure, her looks, and her ...... Anyway, when I put myself with her, it's just cow dung on the side of the road.

"The little girl is so cute!"

The sixth son walked down with a smile and rubbed the little lady's face with both hands: "How old is this year?" ”

"Ten...... Sixteen ......"

"Sixteen years old, this is only the second year of high school."

"What's your name?"

"Bi Qing ......"

Hearing this name, Gu Tao turned his head: "The surname is Bi, do you meet your daughter again?" ”

"Master! How do you know again? ”

Bi Zaiyu is one of the few famous generals in the entire Song Dynasty, and the little girl's surname is Bi, looking at her appearance, she is from a rich and noble family, and this is the capital, plus her fearless appearance, I think it should be a person from the Bi family, you can guess it casually, you don't need any brains at all.

"Master?" Liuzi turned his head sideways and looked at Gu Tao: "You picked up apprentices again?" ”

"Bullshit, she rushed up by herself, her little IQ, is she qualified to be my apprentice?"

"Humph......"

It is still convenient for women to talk to each other, and Liuzi is professional in dealing with girls, and he quickly gets acquainted with this stupid little girl. And Bi Qing, although he thinks that the master and his wife talk very strangely, they seem to be very capable people.

"That's right, Master. I haven't told you what that woman came from. ”

"It doesn't matter."

"It's not indifferent!" Bi Qing shook his head vigorously and said: "She is a good match for the imperial master, although she is a widow, but who in Lin'an Mansion does not know that she is not clean with the imperial master who leans towards the government and the opposition, and you blackmailed her money today, she will not let you go." ”

"Hahahaha......"

Gu Tao suddenly laughed, and Bi Qing thought that Gu Tao had emboldened herself, she sighed silently: "Master, although you have the ability, but that master is powerful in the end, you can't underestimate the enemy, but if you recognize me as an apprentice, I can let my father protect you!" ”

"It doesn't matter, I dare to kick the emperor." Gu Tao shook his head, then took out the two delicate sandalwood boxes from his arms and handed them to Liuzi: "By the way, I got two bracelets for the two of you today, they are in good condition." ”

Soon, Wei Wei also took a shower and walked down, and after seeing Wei Wei, Bi Qing was even more confused. Two Oh...... Master has two ladies! It's all so good-looking! How do you look at Master's ordinary appearance......

"Alright, don't worry about me." Gu Tao waved his hand: "Weiwei, you can arrange it for her, I'll go up to take a shower and change clothes." She ran away from home, and I have to go to General Bi tomorrow. ”

"No! No, no, no! If you want to find my father, I'll die for you! ”

"You always have to go home."

"That's not going to work, he won't look down on me! Let her tell her that I won't live more than three days outside, so I'll live three, thirty, or three hundred days to show him! Bi Qing is definitely the kind of person who has a bad brain and is stubborn, she clenched her fists tightly: "If you send me back, I will die for you!" ”

"You're really self-cooked." Gu Tao yawned: "You guys deal with her yourself, I'll go rest." You're doing it here, you can't go up this staircase, that's the rule. ”

"I know Master'!!"

"Fuck off, I'm not your master."

"Yes, Master!"

A thick-skinned and self-familiar girl, in fact, people really can't help it, she will play tricks when she drives her away, and then she will have to inch in, Gu Tao really can't do anything about this kind of person, so just take this little thing to play with Liuzi, Liuzi...... It's definitely a good idea to deal with this kind of thing.

As for why you don't have feelings, it doesn't matter, because although they are observers, if they pass the assessment, Gu Tao will come every three or five times, so there is no such strict standard, just don't interfere with it until the assessment is successful.

Lying in the guest room downstairs, Bi Qing couldn't sleep, she stared at the ceiling, she wanted to listen to the root of the wall, but when she thought of Gu Tao's cleverness, she was a little frightened, but she remembered what Gu Tao said just now, and even the emperor's ass dared to kick.

She wasn't sure if it was true or not...... But when I thought that if the master could really kick the emperor's ass in the future, then her life might be better after she got married. Running away from home this time, in fact, there is another point that she wants to marry into the royal family and be the wife of Zhao Xing's stinky boy.

That stinky younger brother, Bi Qing felt that although he had a good relationship with Zhao Sexuality, he only regarded him as a younger brother, how could his sister marry his younger brother! It's ridiculous. She quarreled with her father and ran out for this, but in fact, after calming down, she probably understood that she had been promised to Zhao Xing since she was a child, and he was still a prince at that time, not even a prince. And now that Zhao Xing has ascended the throne and become the emperor because of the relationship between the Taishi, he actually offered to marry Bi Qing.

Although it was a little awkward, Bi Qing's heart was still happy when he thought of this......

Anyway, adolescent girls, just twist the bacus. She didn't know what was wrong with her, probably...... In fact, she also likes the stupid emperor, but she just doesn't like her life to be arranged.

"Well, let my master kick your ass then!"

And at this moment, Gu Tao upstairs was playing with the sixth son Weiwei to fight the landlord, and the three of them happened to talk about the little girl downstairs, and Gu Tao told everything that happened today.

Liuzi said disdainfully: "What kind of thing is a beautiful widow, if Lao Tzu wants to become a widow, he must be more beautiful than her." ”

"Whew!" Gu Tao took a sip: "You don't have anything to say, right?" ”

"What are you going to do with this little girl?" Weiwei leaned against the head of the bed: "Her skin is really thick. ”

"Hahaha......" Liuzi laughed: "The little girl is so cute, I like her very much." Husband, leave her! ”

"I don't care, I'm not interested in women anyway."

"On Tingting's side, you didn't say that, I don't know how many times you have to toss it in one night. Oh, man. Liuzi sneered.

Gu Tao touched his nose embarrassedly: "Okay, okay, play cards seriously...... Playing cards seriously......"