"Why do you want to be a doctor?"

Xiu Ling squatted beside the bed of the three small things, holding Xiao Xue's hand and asked with a smile.

Xiaoxue looked sideways at her and said, "My dad is a bad person, he killed a lot of people, but I don't want him to die, so I have to save more and more people." ”

"Good! It's good to be a doctor, and the doctors I know are amazing. ”

At this time, the little black dragon next to him suddenly crawled over: "I want to be an anchor!" The kind of anchor who is dressed very sassy! When you see a handsome guy, you have to ask, 'Boss, are you playing?' ”

Xiu Ling squinted his eyes and looked at her: "I warn you, you'd better not mess with me." ”

"I didn't mess around! I...... That's what my mom said. The little black dragon said seriously: "They all said that my mother said this before. ”

As soon as Xiu Ling heard it, he exploded! She didn't ask what time it was, and she made a phone call to Xiuchen, and after finally explaining it clearly, she realized that although the little black dragon was very obscene and liked to swear, she was still a child who didn't understand anything after all, and she actually believed the words of such a little rabbit cub......

Back in the room, the little black dragon was burrowing around the bed, making her sister and Xiaoxue giggle with laughter, and as soon as she came in, the two little girls immediately covered their mouths, and then heard the little black dragon shouting next to him: "Shout, shout, didn't you shout loudly just now?" Why don't you shout now? You two little **. ”

When she got out of the quilt and took a look and found Xiu Ling standing next to the bed with her hands in her hands, she rolled directly to the corner and rushed to the wall: "I'm autistic." ”

Xiu Ling shook his head and sighed, and then covered the three of them with the quilt: "What about my sister?" What does my sister want to be in the future? ”

"I'm going to be a big hero like my dad!"

"He? He's a big hero. ”

"No, he's a big hero!" My sister stared at Xiu Ling, and tears actually welled up in her eyes, looking sad: "He is a big hero!" ”

"Okay, big hero, big hero, he's a big hero." Xiu Ling couldn't deal with these emotional children, so he had to admit defeat: "You guys sleep well, I'll make you buns to eat when I get up tomorrow, mushrooms and chicken." ”

"Is there a bus?"

The little black dragon suddenly turned around, directly detonating the spiritual cultivation, she picked up the little black dragon and took it on her ass a few times: "I won't have breakfast tomorrow!" ”

After turning off the lights and closing the door, the little black dragon sneaked up and got up: "Let's play for a while, I'll be the anchor, you will be the water friend, and I'll dance a striptease for you." ”

"Huh? You're going to die. My sister whispered in the dark.

And Xiaoxue was silent for a while, and then asked softly: "If you are discovered, you will be scolded." ”

"What are you afraid of?"

The little black dragon climbed off the bed on its short legs, its fingers lit up with dark red dragon flames. But as soon as it lit up, she sat on the ground with her buttocks, because with the light of Long Yan, she saw Xiu Ling standing at the door with a murderous face and holding her arms, and that look would definitely make people have nightmares.

She turned on the light and slowly pulled out the whip from behind her: "It seems that the whip has meat to eat tonight." ”

After a period of ghost crying and howling, Xiu Ling really left this time, and the little black dragon was lying on the bed holding his buttocks and biting the pillow and screaming, and Xiaoxue and his sister next to him were trembling......

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The next day was a rest day, and Gu Tao also came to Chengdu early, and the first thing he did was to go to the park to dig out ear droppings, spend some money, and be so cool that he called. Because he has been wearing the communicator for a long time, his ears are very oily, so after cleaning up, the whole person is a lot refreshed.

But it's still early, he stood in the park to watch the old men play chess, and then because of the trick to run an old man was held down by another old man and not let go, saying that he had to accompany him to play chess before the next partner came, Gu Tao was also a comer, he opened the chess master nightmare difficulty in the eyepiece, and then asked for a back hand......

"What ...... this trick?"

"Blame ......"

"Huh! This guy is amazing. ”

"Ouch......"

As the battle became more and more intense, the old men around came to watch, and after a while, more than a dozen old men were surrounded, and they were talking about Gu Tao's chess moves, and the old man on the opposite side had been wiping his sweat with a handkerchief, and he kept talking about Gu Tao's way of evil, and he had never seen it.

He was eaten to death by Gu Tao in the next two sets, and he didn't win at all. Next, the old man was not convinced, and he challenged with substitutions, and even Gu Tao waved his hand in order to show off: "Come together." ”

Playing chess with seven or eight old men at the same time, this suddenly became a wonder in the park, and the picture in Gu Tao's eyepiece was also changing rapidly, and Shengsheng caught these old men off guard, sitting there one by one and pondering, and the people next to him kept making moves.

After checkmate all the old men almost at the same time, Gu Tao laughed, stood up and arched his hands around: "Accept and concede, hahahaha." ”

And just when he was about to withdraw, as soon as he turned around, he saw Xiao Feng leaning against the tree staring at him behind him, Gu Tao was suddenly excited, and sure enough, he was waiting! According to her behavior pattern, she would come to the park on weekend mornings to buy soba noodles sold by an old woman here, and it seemed that this behavior pattern worked.

"I'm so interested, bullying the old man." Xiaofeng tilted his head and looked at Gu Tao: "Why are you here?" ”

Gu Tao dodged two steps back, and then ran away. Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, blinking her eyes and failing to react, she instinctively wanted to chase after her, but saw that the flow of people around her was too large, so she just frowned, snorted coldly and left.

And in a blink of an eye, it was noon, Gu Tao looked at his watch, came to a shop specializing in sesame oil chicken, ordered a sesame oil chicken and a boiled fish, and sat in the corner to count the time.

"Three...... Two...... One ......"

"Boss, the old rule, two servings of sesame oil chicken, eat here, add one serving of kung pao chicken, don't want rice, I'll lose weight."

Fuck you, people who eat two servings of sesame oil chicken and add a single serving of kung pao chicken say to lose weight? By the mind?

After Xiaofeng finished ordering, as soon as she turned around, she saw Gu Tao who was eating boiled fish in the corner and looking at her mobile phone, her smile gradually became perverted, she walked over slowly, and sat down in front of Gu Tao: "Hey, there is a way in heaven for you not to go, and there is no door for hell for you to break in." ”

Gu Tao was startled, the phone didn't hold it steady and fell directly into the dish, he looked up and saw that it was Xiaofeng, and immediately got up to leave, and Xiaofeng looked at his back and sneered: "Come back if you don't want to die!" ”

"This is what you said......" Gu Tao smiled and muttered in a low voice.

But when he turned his head, his face had changed to a frightened expression, and he sat down in his seat and bowed his head silently.

"The phone is still soaked in it, don't you take it out?"

At this time, Gu Tao hurriedly picked up his mobile phone and began to wipe it with paper.

"When you were in Kunlun, didn't you have sharp teeth and sharp mouths? Rise? Xiaofeng laughed: "Oh, you still brag that you are the sect master of the inner sect?" With your entry-level ability, or the Inner Sect Master? I can ask Uncle Zhengfeng, you are just an ordinary disciple of a small sect, and there are only three people in the sect. ”

Zhengfeng is right, there are only three people in the inner door.

"What do you want?" Gu Tao frowned and said, "I didn't know who you were that day...... I just saw that you were beautiful and wanted to flirt, but later I found out that you were ......"

"Shut up!" Xiaofeng frowned and hugged his arms: "Dare to say it, I tore your mouth!" ”

As a high-level for thirty-three days, if Xiaofeng's secular identity is discovered, then she will not be able to move in the world, and the guy surnamed Gu in the inner door will definitely arrest her, although she has a phoenix as a backer, but Phoenix has already said that if she does not have to move the inner door, something will happen.

And this kid in front of him, although he is a little similar to Sect Master Gu, but Xiao Feng is so cultivated, he can see at a glance that he is a super weak chicken, that is, the kind of entry-level player who can't even use normal runes, and he is probably relying on his similarity to Sect Master Gu to deceive people everywhere.

"Boy, do you remember what I told you on Kunlun? Tell me how you want to die. ”

"If you don't die, okay?" Gu Tao cried with a sad face: "I'm still young...... The days are still long. ”

"That's not going to work." Xiaofeng sneered: "I'm afraid you don't know who I am." ”

"I know ...... now"

"Tell me, what are you doing here?"

Gu Tao touched his head: "Don't laugh when you say it......"

"Say!"

"I'm here to meet netizens......" Gu Tao coughed: "I originally met in the game, I charged her a lot of money, and she kept calling me husband, and then I wanted to come to see her, but when I got here, she told me that his wife was about to give birth, and he couldn't leave......"

"Huh?" Xiaofeng was also blindsided: "What? ”

"I was deceived." Gu Tao said a little embarrassed: "I was deceived by a man pretending to be a shemale in the game for three years. ”

"Poof...... Hahahaha......" Xiaofeng covered his mouth and laughed: "You are really stupid." ”

At this time, Xiaofeng's dishes also came up, she directly put the dishes on Gu Tao's table, and ate them leisurely: "What's your name?" ”

"Lu Xingchen."

"Well, the name is good, but the person is a little silly." Xiaofeng looked high: "Hurry up and eat, eat well and go on the road." ”

Of course, Gu Tao couldn't eat it, he cried and said with a sad face: "Why do you want to follow such a famous little person as me......"

"I'm following you? What are you? Xiaofeng pouted: "It's just that you probably have such a catastrophe in your life, but I won't do it here, you'll know later." ”

"How can you let me go......" Gu Tao looked pitiful: "You can do whatever you want...... I'm just offending a few words with words, so I won't die. ”

Xiao Feng narrowed his eyes: "The following offense is death!" ”

"Don't ...... that"

"It's okay if you don't want to die, just complete the task I gave you."

"Huh?" Gu Tao raised his head: "What...... What the? ”

"You really look a bit like the Gu Sect Master of the Inner Gate, but at your level, no one will believe it." Xiaofeng took out a pill: "Swallow it." ”

Gu Tao had no choice but to do so.

"Captain, ingredient analysis, black chicken and white phoenix pills."

Satania's reminder almost made Gu Tao laugh......

"This poison, if you don't retake it within three days, your meridians will be shattered and you will die, so you are obedient."

This stupid method Gu Tao's first contact on the earth was a half-step madness with a smile, but I didn't expect that now someone has begun to deceive people with the black chicken and white phoenix pills, is this the cunning daughter of the phoenix that the spiritual cultivator said? It's clear that Nima is a stupid cute girl in the second middle school...... The gap with her mother is too big!