502, basking in the sun against the wall, drinking tea and sipping melon seeds (below)
Gu Tao thought that he could launch a shared dad business in the future, as long as he paid a certain amount of money, he could choose his favorite dad, whether it was a parent-teacher meeting, a birthday or a violent beating of a fellow male classmate, as soon as the shared dad pressed me to help you, the business would not be bad, but the dad's qualifications were not good to review, and it was easy to have perverts to do things.
After pacifying Xiaobai and appeasing Xiaohei, after these two were appeased, it was my sister's turn to be jealous and unhappy, it was dark after this round of tossing, Gu Tao was so tired that he leaned on the chair and fell asleep, he felt that taking a child was even more tiring than fighting with a big devil, this is simply a double torture of mental and physical fitness, in the face of children with different personalities and all kinds of emotional mixed needs, Gu Tao really can't bear it.
"It's time to eat."
When he was woken up by Xiu Ling, Gu Tao didn't know how long he had been sleeping, his neck was already stiff, his saliva was running down his face, and his back hurt.
"Do you know it's not easy to take care of children?" Xiu Ling handed him a fragrant wet towel: "Wipe it, when you were sleeping just now, three children surrounded you and studied for a long time." ”
"What do you study me for?" Gu Tao wiped his face, and then sniffed the towel: "This is your bath towel?" ”
"yes, yes." Xiu Ling didn't bother to argue with him: "They're studying why you sleep like a shrimp." ”
"Oops......" Gu Tao touched his head: "It's really big, you always say that men don't grow up, I think girls are the same, I really took out the strength to coax my girlfriend to coax children, one of them died, and I almost died of three." ”
"That's all reasonable." Xiu Ling patted him on the head: "Come and eat." ”
Being reminded like this, he really felt a little hungry, and followed Xiu Ling into the dining hall, the three children were already sitting there eating loudly, Xiu Ling Kindergarten adopts a separate meal system, everyone has their own meals, but Gu Tao didn't expect the three of them to be so large, the volume of the rice bowl in front of each of them is about 20 liters, 20 liters! The meals inside are piled up, broccoli, shrimp, beef, chicken, cabbage, potatoes, tenderloin and bean sprouts are piled on top of the rice, and the color scheme is quite good, but the amount is terrifying.
"This ...... A meal? ”
"Yes, do you think my sister will eat less than the two little dragons?" Xiu Ling smiled: "She still has supper at night." ”
"Is the energy required so great?"
"Or else? My sister's cultivation is very hard. ”
Xiu Ling said and put Gu Tao's food in front of him, Gu Tao glanced at his own food, and felt that the content was similar to that of the children, but the amount was much less, while Xiu Ling's own food was so simple that it was outrageous, a small bowl of rice, a little salt vegetables and a small piece of white tofu.
"You're going to eat this?"
"I can't help it, I'm going to lose weight." Xiu Ling glanced down at his dish: "Last year's skirt was already small, and there was meat on the waist." ”
Gu Tao looked up and down: "No." ”
"I can't see it, just pinch it."
"I'm pinching." As he spoke, he really reached over and pinched it: "Hmm...... It's meat. ”
Xiu Ling squinted at him: "I didn't expect you to dare to be so presumptuous in front of children. ”
"Through the clothes."
"Do you still want to wear it without clothes!" Xiu Ling looked at him with a smile and a smile: "You really owe, I think it makes sense for Tifa not to let you have too much contact with your brother." ”
"I wasn't like that before." Gu Tao put his hand on his nose and sniffed: "Do you use a good soap?" ”
"I use ...... Don't be so perverted, okay? ”
"Okay, can't I be wrong?" Gu Tao ate two mouthfuls of food: "With such a big Shuiyang Palace, you live alone?" ”
"This is originally an idle side palace, and I live just right, without the noise outside." Xiu Ling knocked the little black dragon's head with chopsticks: "Don't rob my sister's food!" ”
Gu Tao looked at the empty appearance outside, and glanced at the cultivation spirit again: "Isn't there a gap?" Suddenly changed from Sect Master Li to Aunt Li of the Spiritual Cultivation Kindergarten. ”
"What about you? Sect Master Gu to Teacher Gu, do you have a gap? ”
"No, it's very fulfilling."
"yes, I don't either. These things are like drinking water, I became Sect Master Li because of my heart, and now I just returned to the place where I was supposed to be, I can play the flute, brew flowers and wine, teach children, cook, and paint, these are all things that I have been asking for for a long time but can't get. ”
"Wow, and the flute." Gu Tao smiled: "Do you know how to blow the flute?" ”
"Yes, and it's blowing well."
After speaking, she raised her hand and slapped Gu Tao: "Why are you so annoying!" ”
Gu Tao was beaten inexplicably: "If I say something wrong, you will beat me?" ”
"Aren't you opening up again?"
"Am I sick? Open the yellow cavity in front of the child. ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm used to it."
Gu Tao had nothing to do about it, and even wanted to spit on the ground.
"Forget it, I don't remember villains, and I don't care about dirty things like you." Gu Tao ate a shrimp: "Alas, you shrimp...... It's so sweet. ”
"It's the shrimp in the Yao Pond of Kunlun Mountain, the largest can be the size of a palm, and the child eats it best." Xiu Ling looked at the shrimp on Gu Tao's chopsticks: "Give me a ......"
Gu Tao shook his head helplessly and handed over the chopsticks: "By the way, do you know that Phoenix's daughter came yesterday?" ”
"I don't know, but I've been in contact with her, and she's very smart and cunning."
"Cunning fart." Gu Tao turned on his phone: "I started to monitor her, and locked up eight hundred believers for thirty-three days, but unfortunately Xiaohong can't lock it, that's the real old fox." ”
Seeing Xiaofeng on the screen, Xiu Ling squirted out a mouthful of rice, he hurriedly wiped off the rice grains on his legs, and asked in surprise, "How did you do it?" ”
"She doesn't know anything about science." Gu Tao sneered: "It's just a little trick." ”
"What are you going to do next?"
"Let's get a phoenix egg to eat first." Gu Tao smiled: "I'm a senior old hunter." ”
"You're planning to hunt for beauty, right? She is a great beauty who does not lose to her six sons. You scum-level hungry ghost. ”
"You're misunderstanding me." Gu Tao swallowed the rice in his mouth in two bites, for fear of repeating the mistake of spiritual cultivation: "I don't even care about you, a beautiful woman who is beautiful and beautiful, how can I go hunting." ”
After listening to this, Xiu Ling was silent for a while, and said in a low voice: "Hurry up and ...... after eating"
Being kicked out of the door by her again, Gu Tao was a little confused, the previous spiritual cultivation was not like this, she used to be very open and humorous, how did she become like this now?
But before he finished speaking, he stood at the door and howled: "Xiaoxue, you are a sister, but if your sisters want to bully you, you will fight back!" Especially that pitch black guy! The elder sister should have the appearance and majesty of the elder sister. Sister, you have to protect your sister! ”
But when he finished shouting, he himself realized that his words seemed to be a bit over-used and mixed with form and predicate, and it was estimated that the three of them might not understand it at such a young age......
Sure enough, not to mention the three children, even the spiritual cultivation took a long time, and then after repeating it, he reacted, touched his sister's head and said: "Your nickname is sister, so the last single sentence is for you to protect Sister Xiaoxue, and all the sisters in front of me are told to Sister Xiaoxue." ”
At this time, the little black dragon suddenly cheered up: "Am I a sister?" ”
"You're a younger brother." Xiu Ling pointed to Xiao Xue, who was sitting on the ground playing with a small toy, and said, "She is the big sister, do you know?" She's three years old, my sister is two years old, and you're less than a year old! You still dare to bully your two sisters? ”
"But I'm older than all of them! Your mom is dead and talking blindly! ”
Xiu Ling silently took out the whip: "Give you a chance to reorganize the language." ”
"But I'm older than all of them...... "The little black dragon was scared by the whipping god, and changed his words in a low voice: "I'm sorry......"
"You're just big, and Sister Xiaoxue will be older than you in a few days. As for my sister, she's human, so she's definitely not as big as you. Xiu Ling was very satisfied with the little black dragon's cowardly appearance: "But my sister is the most powerful of the three of you, and you will all rely on your sister to protect you in the future." ”
My sister was suddenly proud, and nodded with her head held high: "That's right! ”
And the little white dragon also raised his head silently and whispered: "I want to be a doctor......
When they were communicating with each other internally, Gu Tao's voice suddenly came from outside: "Cultivate the spirit and come out!" ”
"Get out! Took a shower and changed clothes. ”
"What's the matter, it's not like you haven't seen anything on you, hurry up and have something for you."
Annoyed by this slut, Xiu Ling had no choice but to open the door for Gu Tao, and Gu Tao, who was standing outside, was holding a box in his hand, which looked like an object containing a ring, Xiu Ling's face turned red when he saw it, his eyes became watery, and his voice became crisp and soft: "You ...... What do you mean......
"I'm going to give you this." Gu Tao opened the box: "These are two rings for Xiaolong, one for Xiaohei and Xiaobai, this is a battery suppressor that limits the absorption rate of the battery, which can make the battery available for them to use for three months, and there will be no situation where it will be dried up overnight and then the size will skyrocket, it was originally a mosaic suppressor, but I have improved it into a ring-shaped, it will be easier to use, I ......"
Before Gu Tao finished speaking, Xiu Ling snatched it and closed the door with a bang: "You get out." ”
Gu Tao stood outside and scratched his head: "??? ”
And inside, Xiu Ling, who found that he had expressed his wrong feelings, squatted on the ground against the door, his face was flushed, and then he found that he was too unproductive......
"Tomorrow I'm going to get in touch with Phoenix's daughter, what do you have to explain."
Hearing the shouts outside, Xiu Ling stood up and thought for a while: "She will control people's minds, you be careful." ”
"Xinglak, I see." Gu Tao laughed: "When the time comes, trick a phoenix egg for you to eat." ”
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