The fourth brother doesn't talk nonsense, he goes straight to the body! The feeling of being surrounded by yin qi in my whole body instantly filled me with confidence!

Maybe the running action is too big, and you are covered in mud! There is no way, this shield can only block attacks with yin or yang energy. For example, the attack of ghosts carries yin energy, and the attack of living people carries yang energy; And the corpse, the corpse also has yin qi on it, which can be resisted. But the mud ...... It doesn't contain yin or yang, it's normal to throw yourself off!

Picking up a shovel in my hand, my running posture is as elegant as that of the male protagonist of a movie, as for which movie? Of course, in "Mine Warfare", the Red Army soldiers who dug pits and buried mines! I'm covered in mud, carrying a shovel, and my shape is very vivid!

"Xu Han! What are you doing? Don't come out yet! I took a snort.

To be honest, I don't quite know what happened. According to the "Records of Demon Subjugation in the Past Dynasties of Niumen", dead corpses repel ghosts, and ordinary ghosts cannot possess corpses at all, even if they own corpses, at least they can only do it if they have practiced for a hundred years.

But Xu Han has just been dead for half a year, and he can't even compare to the ghost who jumped off the building in terms of yin qi, so how can he attach it to the corpse?

Hearing my call, she paused and looked at me, and made a strange voice in her throat, although she didn't understand much, but what she said seemed to be: "Dear! ”

Kiss your grandma! Is it because of that joke? She just deceived the corpse?

Sure enough, she gave up her stomach ache (Wei Teng) uncle and rushed towards me! And I feel like an egg is broken on the ground, and then swept away by the aunt who swept the floor in the morning.

I'll run away! At the same time, he ordered: "Third brother and fifth brother, don't watch the play, help quickly!" ”

The fifth brother gloated beside him: "You have to let people kiss you." ”

I ran for my life: "It's not that simple! Think of a way! ”

"Then do you learn Iron Crotch Gong or not?"

Fertile trough? Is this a matter of falling into the ground? I didn't learn to kill me with iron crotch skills, so I threw a shovel and continued to run! This female corpse is so scary that she can make the enemy lose half a tube of blood before fighting! So I don't want to fight, I just want to stay away from her!

The third brother and the fifth brother have already passed, but unfortunately they are spirit bodies, and their Taoism is not high, so they can't help the female corpse at all.

But running like this is not the way, it is better to test the temptation first, so I stopped, turned around and shouted, "Stop! ”

The female corpse was five or six meters behind me, and when she heard me stop. Seeing this, I am happy in my heart, and I am still conscious? That's easy, and after calming my breath, I asked with a straight face, "What exactly do you want to do?" If you are so rude again, this Taoist chief will not be polite! ”

When the female corpse heard this, she didn't dare to act rashly.

It worked! I pretended to be successful! Although I was excited, my face was deep, and I asked again, "What the hell do you want to do?" ”

She made a strange noise in her throat and spat out a word again: "Dear!" ”

I hurriedly stretched out my hand to stop it: "No! No need to kiss! I was just kidding! You're coming out of the corpse right now! ”

She made a gesture of spreading her hands, as if to express helplessness, and then pounced again!

It's so close, I can't run anymore, and I'm forced to fight! But the swollen face of the female corpse is really scary! I had a tearless expression on my face, and during the fight, she grabbed the clothes on my chest, lifted me up, and threw me to the side!

'Tear up! ’

I only heard the sound of a cloth tearing, my chest was cold, and when I looked down, I suddenly had a groove! The suit and shirt are torn with two holes! The nipples are exposed! And he fell into a puddle and was covered in mud! I was furious on the spot! This tm is a A product that I bought for 1,008! It's ruined! I rushed straight up, and with the fourth brother's iron cloth shirt to protect my body, I got into a mess with the female corpse! Having long forgotten to be afraid!

I'm just messing around, like a child fighting, out of order. However, the female corpse had endless strength, and I soon ran out of breath. Although the female corpse didn't hurt me, I was often knocked to the ground, and half of my face was covered with mud!

And at this moment, she kicked me in the crotch!

It turned out to be a long-lost severed child and grandchild's foot! Sure enough, it's the most poisonous woman's heart! I was kind enough to help, but she didn't thank her, she even jumped up and hit me, and even used such a vicious move! The main thing is that the suit is scrapped like that! Just think about it!

Just when I was about to lose my strength, Wei Teng and the others finally came over, and everyone shot out in unison, barely holding down the female corpse! But the female corpse is infinitely powerful, and she is still trying to jump!

Wei Teng walked up to me and asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"I don't know, her soul is attached to the corpse, hold her, I'll beat her soul out first."

After saying that, I ran to the female forensic doctor and retrieved the note, and at the same time asked the fourth brother to leave, otherwise he would be injured the moment he got the note.

Returning to the female corpse, he did not hesitate to paste the note on the door of her head! With a scream, Xu Han's soul bounced out! Her figure was extremely dim, and she looked like she was about to be gone! I just wanted to ask her what she meant, but the third brother flashed and attached to the corpse! As soon as the policemen breathed a sigh of relief, they found that the corpse had moved again, and hurriedly held it down again!

What's going on with the third brother? How did he play possessed too?

Just when I was puzzled, the fifth brother said in a serious voice: "Something is wrong! There's something wrong with this corpse, I just felt the suction, as if it was going to suck my soul in! It's just that the third brother is the closest, so he was the first to be sucked in, and we all stayed away! ”

After the fourth brother and the fifth brother drifted away, I pressed the note on the forehead of the female corpse again, and the third brother's soul also flew out, affected by the note, and his figure was dim, but it was not as serious as Xu Han, after all, the third brother still has some Taoism.

Seeing that the ghosts present were far away from the female corpse, I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, the corpse won't jump up for the time being." ”

Seeing that the crisis had passed, Wei Teng said: "You have to explain to me what just happened." ”

I said to myself, explain what a fart! I can't ask for the newly bought clothes at all, and I explain! But out of politeness, I said, "Wait a minute, I don't know the situation either, let me ask." ”

After speaking, I walked up to the third brother jumping off the building, and I asked, "Third brother, are you okay?" ”

The third brother's figure dimmed and said, "It's okay, but it will take about a week of cultivation to recover." ”

I nodded, looked at Xu Han, and asked, "What happened just now?" ”

The color of Xu Han's soul was almost transparent, and she said aggrievedly, "I don't know." I just wanted to go and see my corpse, but as soon as I got nearby, I felt a suction, and I was sucked in, and I couldn't control the corpse. ”

The third brother said approvingly: "Yes, as soon as Xu Han's soul was beaten out just now, I felt the suction, and I was caught off guard and was also sucked in." ”

I touched my chin: "So, there's something wrong with the corpse?" ”

"Yes, we've never seen this before."

I thought to myself if only the ugly ghost was here, he was well-informed, and he must know what was going on with the corpse. While thinking, I walked towards Wei Teng and said, "Uncle Wei, the problem is this corpse, it will attract nearby ghosts, so the corpse cannot be transported back, nor can it be sent to the crematorium, it can only be cremated nearby." ”

"So troublesome?"

I took off my mud-stained shirt and said, "If you don't believe me, I'll ship it back and try it, but I don't care if you cheat the corpse." ”

"But without the consent of the families of the deceased, we can't burn the bodies at will, is there no other way? For example, charms? ”

I shook my head and said, "There's no charm, it's not a movie, how can there be such a thing." ”

Wei Teng glanced at the notebook in my hand twice, and said, "I just saw that you pressed the notebook on the female corpse, and the corpse was quiet, so it is better to borrow ......."

I hurriedly interrupted, "I can't borrow it!" ”

Just kidding, what if it breaks, or doesn't return it? Who wouldn't want to keep something so amazing for themselves? Although I want to, I will still return it to my female classmates.

Wei Teng thought for a moment and asked, "What if the corpse is tied up?" ”

"Then it's better to tie it strongly."

So, they found ropes, tied up the corpse, put it in a body bag, and put it in the car.

I can't go home now, I'm covered in mud, and I have two holes in my chest, and my mother asks how to answer? Let's just say that I met a pervert? It's not going to work...... In my thoughts, the car had already driven back to the city, just past the Friendship Pedestrian Street, and I hurriedly shouted: "Stop, stop." ”

Wei Teng pulled over to the side of the road and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"I can't go home like this, I have to clean it up first, I'm going to a hardware store on this pedestrian street."

"Hardware store? Could it be Master Jiang? No wonder, it turns out that you are a disciple of Master Jiang. ”

Wei Teng muttered to himself, guessing wildly, I didn't answer, but got out of the car directly. Unexpectedly, Wei Teng actually followed, telling his subordinates to bring the corpse back first, and then enter the hardware store with me.

As soon as he entered the room, he saw Master Jiang sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper, Wei Teng said respectfully: "Master, you calculated for me half a year ago, saying that I will be promoted within a year." Today, your apprentice helped me deal with a supernatural case, and it seems that he is expected to be promoted. ”

Paranormal events? Apprentice? Master Jiang was dazed for a moment, then looked at me again, then showed an unfathomable expression, nodded and said: "Yes, he is the great apprentice of Poor Dao, the Dao name Shenxuzi, and Poor Dao specially sent him to help the captain." ”

your grandma's kidney! You're kidney-deficient! But I'm going to ask him to help later, so I didn't debunk it, so I quietly watched him pretend to be ......

(Happy New Year to everyone~)