Wei Teng laughed: "Master, your apprentice's tone is tight enough, it turns out that they are all his own people." I was still thinking, who can teach such a powerful apprentice, it turns out to be you, the master. ”

"It's not great, he's only learned a little bit of skin." Master Jiang said lightly, looking like a master outside the world.

Wei Teng suddenly remembered something: "By the way, Master, give me another Jiamu Yang Talisman, this is a thousand yuan, there are too many supernatural cases I have encountered recently, I have to defend myself." ”

Master Jiang was silent for a while, whetting his appetite before he said, "In that case, I'll give you another one, this thing is very precious, and I don't have much left in my hands." ”

Wei Teng put down the 1,000 yuan, took the charm with surprise on his face, and thanked him repeatedly: "Thank you, master!" I'll take my leave first, and I'll have to worry about the master in the future. Of course, if the master has any needs, just ask, as long as he can do it, I, Wei Teng, will never refuse! ”

With that, he left.

I've been watching from the sidelines, and I've been emotional. As the so-called heroes don't ask where they come from, hooligans don't look at their age, even the police dare to deceive this thing, it's really an old birthday star hanging, and it's a long life! As soon as Wei Teng left on his front foot, he put away his high-ranking appearance, picked up a thousand yuan and laughed, almost laughing.

After a while, I remembered that there was someone else in the room, so I quickly put away my smile, looked at me and asked, "Boy, what are you doing here?" Also, what did Officer Wei mean by the supernatural event just now? ”

"Don't worry about it so much, get me a basin of water, let me clean it, and then find a white shirt, I'll use it urgently."

Master Jiang nodded: "For the sake of your cooperation just now, I will meet your requirements, take this basin and towel, and go to the bathroom to clean up by yourself." ”

Half an hour later, his body was not so dirty, and he looked quite neat in the clothes that Master Jiang had found. At this time, the master asked, "You and Officer Wei went to catch loaches?" How do you get covered in mud? Haha......"

Looking at his gloating appearance, he couldn't get angry! I was kind enough to be a Lei Feng, and the newly bought clothes were scrapped directly, and this product made a thousand yuan by grinding my mouth, why is the gap so big? I thought for a few seconds, and suddenly my eyes lit up, and I took out Dabao SOD honey and said: "Master, this is filled with cow tears, and you can see ghosts when you wipe them on your eyes, do you want to try it?" ”

Master Jiang had a contemptuous expression on his face: "This Dao Master is born with yin and yang eyes, and he doesn't need this kind of thing, not to mention that with me in charge, there are no ghosts within a radius of five miles!" ”

"You're not scared, are you?" I asked teasingly.

Sure enough, in order to prove himself, the master took the cow's tears.

I gave the three jumping ghosts and Xu Han a look, they instantly understood what I meant, and they all turned into extremely terrifying appearances, and the fifth brother even pulled his head off and held it in his arms, floating next to Master Jiang. And the master still had a contemptuous expression on his face, wiped the tears of the cow, opened his eyes, and saw the fifth brother holding his head standing in front of him, and the head said with a smile: "Hello~~"

"Ah!!h

Master Jiang's eyes widened angrily, he screamed, turned around and ran! But as soon as I turned around, I found that there was a female ghost floating behind her, and the female ghost's entire face was swollen, her hair was scattered, and her seven orifices were bleeding! She said gloomily: "Master, I died so miserably~~"

"Ah!!h

Master Jiang screamed again, looked left and right, and found that the third brother on the left had turned into a skeleton, and there were still a few pieces of minced meat stuck to it. And on the right, the fourth brother's head rotated 180 degrees, his face was covered with blood, and he stared at him with dead fish-like eyes!

Master Jiang grinned so loudly that he couldn't make a sound. Squatting directly on the ground, holding his head and trembling, that look is like a final exam with all ten subjects! I'm about to pee out when I see it! Seeing this scene, I laughed next to me, and Master Jiang's voice trembled: "Boy, are you the ghost?" Get them out! ”

"Didn't the master just say that with you sitting here, there are no ghosts within a radius of five miles?"

"I ...... I'll never lie again! ”

Seeing that he had a good attitude in admitting his mistakes, I forgave him, waved my hand and said, "Come back." ”

It took a few more seconds for him to dare to look up, and to see the four ghosts floating behind me, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and sat on the ground with a pale face.

I hugged my shoulders and said, "This time it's just a small lesson for you, don't sell fake talismans to harm people in the future." A few days ago, I met a person named Liang Junfa who was haunted by a ghost, and he was complacent after buying your fake talisman, if he hadn't touched me, he would have been killed by a ghost≤ so you can do it yourself in the future. ”

"Huh? Don't go, what about my eyes? ”

"I won't be able to see any ghosts in an hour." After saying that, I took back the cow's tears, turned around and left in a dashing manner, and finally avenged the arrow......

……………………

When I sneaked home and found that my mother was not there, I hurriedly took off my dirty clothes and quickly scrubbed them! Just as I was washing, I suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing next to me! Subconsciously looked over and found that a figure appeared beside him, and it turned out to be an ugly ghost! The half-head still looked terrifying, but I felt very kind and said, "You're finally back." ”

Then give a general account of what happened recently, including what happened a few hours ago.

After hearing this, the ugly ghost muttered in a low voice: "Don't turn into corpses? ”

I hurriedly asked, "What is a corpse that does not turn into a corpse?" ”

"Death without decay, collectively known as not turning into a corpse, will be transformed sooner or later after a long time."

"What happened to Xu Han's corpse?"

The ugly ghost shook his head, "I don't know. However, according to your description, there should be a problem with the place where the body is buried. The so-called no wind has water, and water hides wind. It was a wasteland, there was no limit to 'water', and the anger would be blown away by the wind. What's more, the weeds in the saline-alkali land do not grow, and the vitality is cut off, and the rest is retreating, decaying, and dead. Coupled with the soil problem, the saline-alkali land is white, the main culprit, coupled with the dry soil and the floating of the earth's qi, it is a big culprit. ”

Fertile trough? Know so much? I was dumbfounded, and although I didn't quite understand what he was talking about, it seemed to be very powerful. I couldn't help asking: "Ugly ghost, did you tell fortunes and read feng shui before you died?" ”

"I don't know, I have a blank memory, but I remember these strange things. By the way, where is the body? ”

"It's at the Public Security Bureau, what's wrong?"

"Take me to see it."

"What's there to see?" I pursed my lips: "Today, because of that corpse, all my newly bought clothes were damaged!" ”

The ugly ghost said, "I'm going to stop that corpse, and the supernatural event can't be exposed in front of the public." ”

"Why?"

"Because it will cause panic, if you know that there are ghosts in the world, do you dare to walk at night?"

It makes sense, but the public is afraid that it has something to do with you? Although I was puzzled, I didn't ask, in fact, I was also worried about the problem of the female corpse, Xu Han's death was tragic enough, and the corpse was not at peace, since the ugly ghost was willing to help, let him help.

And then...... Before the clothes were washed, I went to the public security bureau again, found Wei Teng, and asked where the body was. He said that the body had been sent to the forensic examination center, and asked me what was the matter, and I said that I could solve the problem of body fraud.

So, Wei Teng drove me to the forensic center. As soon as they entered the gate, they found the body lying on the ground, struggling violently, although trapped by a rope, it was still terrifying, and the police did not dare to step forward.

I hurriedly got out of the car, ran to the corpse, pretended to be tweezers, struck a sword finger, waved a few times, and shouted at the corpse: "Hurry as the law!" ”

At the same time, the ugly ghost came to the corpse, reached out and grabbed the corpse's head, and pulled it hard, and a soul was directly pulled out! It was the soul of an old man, and as soon as he went out, the body did not move. Of course, outsiders can't see ugly ghosts, so in their eyes, I casually gestured twice, and the corpse was quiet, and I couldn't help but show reverent eyes!

Wei Teng walked over with a laugh and patted me on the shoulder: "It is worthy of being a disciple of Master Jiang, it is really amazing!" Did he just teach you this trick? ”

This question is not easy to explain, because a few hours ago, I was beaten so badly by a female corpse, and now I suddenly became as strong as taking viagra, and the contrast was too great, so I could only use the name of Master Jiang to avoid the limelight, so I said ambiguously: "I just learned this trick." ”

The policemen asked: Who is Master Jiang? How can you teach such a powerful apprentice? With a finger in your hand, you can get the corpse?

Wei Teng hurriedly said: "Master Jiang is a hermit master, profound Taoism, and the world, he gave me two Jiamu Yang talismans, so that I can not be invaded by a hundred ghosts, and the master lives in seclusion in the hardware store of the 'Friendship Pedestrian Street'!" Remember, you can ask for a charm, but you must not be rude to the master, otherwise I will not be responsible for any consequences! ”

After hearing this, all the policemen got into the car one after another, stepped on the accelerator to the end, and went straight to the hardware store!

Wei Teng gave me a smiling look, which means: This advertisement just now is not bad, right?

I had a painful expression on my face, and I said to myself, what is this? The unintentional move just now actually sent a large deal to Master Jiang? This also led to the fact that ten minutes later, Master Jiang inexplicably sold 6 Jiamu Yang Talismans, and inexplicably made 6,000 yuan......

Since the police were all gone, I could only help Wei Teng carry the body inside, he had a stomach ache, and I had an egg ache. Once inside, the ugly ghost said that it was not clear why corpses attracted souls, but that he wanted to stay, because no soul could approach him as long as he was there, and he was too good to be sucked in.

That's all there is to it for the time being.

Because Wei Teng mistakenly thought that I was a disciple of Master Jiang, his attitude changed 180 degrees, and he even had some flattery and stammering, and he was sent downstairs directly.

When my mother saw me coming back in a police car, she was so frightened that she threw the vegetables on the ground and ran over and asked, "Comrade policeman, what mistake did my son make?" ”