It was late at night, and after the initial model was established, the rest of the comparison could be handed over to the computer to perform, Gu Tao was also tired and paralyzed on the workbench, although he ate some dead grasshopper-flavored physical strength supplements, but he was still tired.

"Your body index has dropped below the normal level, please rest in time."

"I said don't monitor my body index." Gu Tao raised his head tiredly, and leaned back on the chair in a different position: "What about that guy?" ”

"I've fallen into a deep sleep."

"It's a shame that he can still sleep, and his heart is really big."

Gu Tao shook his head helplessly and smiled, Xin Chen's heart is really big, he can actually sleep in such a strange place, after all, there is a person next to him who can arrest him for experiments.

However, human experiments are prohibited by order, and this is also an order of the ethics committee, so even if Gu Tao wants to do this, there is no equipment on the ship. And just as he was about to cheer up and sort out Senior Brother Earth Immortal's data again, he suddenly found that his data had fluctuated abnormally.

"Pull up his data in its entirety." Gu Tao took a sip of water, and his spirit suddenly perked up: "Why is there such a big fluctuation?" ”

Among the two analysis data, one is the data when Xin Chen just got on the ship for a physical examination, and the second set of data is the data when he fought against Gu Tao in the virtual arena.

Although it is not reliable to measure it in equivalents, it is probably the most intuitive way to express it before the emergence of a unified standard.

"You didn't miscalculate? Forty thousand differences? Crazy! ”

"The data has been triple filtered, and there are no calculation errors, and the change nodes are here, and I have marked them out for you." After Satania finished speaking, the difference between peaks and troughs appeared on the analysis chart in front of Gu Tao: "I have also extracted the corresponding time, you can take a look." ”

Calling up the video, and then their appearance in the virtual arena was presented on the screen, and the two of them were covered by various data, and before the battle, Xin Chen's combat power had been suspended above nine thousand, but when he held the dream bear, the value directly rose to fifty thousand.

"It's not scientific!" Gu Tao froze the picture there and asked, "Did you give him a special bonus?" ”

"No, it's just set according to a normal non-logical algorithm, which is his normal value."

No wonder...... No wonder. Gu Tao let out a sigh of relief, no wonder he fought so hard, he was actually wearing a single device and fighting a monster with a combat power of 50,000 equivalent, it would be strange if he could win!

But the only thing he couldn't figure out was why the data changed so much all of a sudden, according to the normal situation, even if it was a burst seed, the value would never exceed three times, but he almost increased it six times.

"Is it because you have a sword?"

With this question, Gu Tao rushed to the living area to wake up Xin Chen, who was sleeping, and the sleepy-eyed senior brother looked at Gu Tao with his head up, and stopped talking......

"I'm asking you."

"Huh?" Xin Chen sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed his eyes: "Is there anything you can't say tomorrow morning......

"Can't wait." Gu Tao sat down next to him and took out a small notebook and pen from his arms: "Why did your ability value suddenly change from 9,000 equivalents to 50,000, an increase of more than 500 percent, this is very unscientific." ”

"Senior Brother......" Xin Chen looked at him heavily: "I'll give you time to reorganize the language." ”

"What? You're going to beat me? I'm telling you the security here is no joke, you're going to die. Gu Tao waved his hand: "Hurry up." ”

"What am I beating you for? I asked you to reorganize the language because I couldn't understand it at all, and what ability was worth 950,000. ”

Well...... This is a problem, the information is there, and it is normal not to understand it, so Gu Tao didn't care about Xin Chen's reluctance and dragged him directly to the analysis room, and watched the video with him.

"Here, right here." After pressing the pause, Gu Tao pointed to the screen: "At this time, your value suddenly soared, if it was the previous nine thousand equivalent, you would definitely not be able to beat my first form." ”

"Are you still struggling with this? Is it so aggressive? ”

"I ......" Gu Tao was stunned: "Don't think about this problem, just tell me why you suddenly soared." ”

Xin Chen looked at the screen carefully, looked at it for a while, and found that this time happened to be the moment when he came into contact with Dream Bear, which meant that he drew his sword at this point in time.

"Well, that's right." Xin Chen pointed to the location of his hand on the screen: "Look here, I have taken the weapon." ”

"Weapons? This weapon doesn't have such a strong ability! ”

"The truth is this, although I don't know how to explain it to you, but the next time you meet the sword fairy, don't let him take the weapon. However, the sword of the general sword immortal will not leave his body for the rest of his life. ”

"What about going to the toilet?" Gu Tao gestured: "That sword is more than a meter long, won't you squat down and poke it?" ”

Xin Chen didn't know how to answer this question at all, really...... In the past, people were concerned about whether the sword immortals were handsome or not, who cared if they were tired of? Suddenly hearing the warm greeting of the little junior brother, Xin Chen's eyes moistened slightly.

"What's wrong with you......" Gu Tao saw Xin Chen looking at him with those moist eyes, goosebumps on his body rose, and he quickly took two steps back and looked at him with frightened eyes.

"Senior brother, you are a warm man......"

"Get out! I think you're sick. ”

"That's right." Xin Chen took out the dream bear from his bag and carried it on his back, then stood up and pointed to the ground: "It's easy to do at home, if it's outside, let's say it's a squatting urinal here." ”

As he spoke, he walked to the position of the squatting urinal just now, and then deliberately slowed down his movements to put the sword on his shoulder, and then made a gesture of untying his belt with one hand, and then slowly squatted down, crooked his neck and held the sword like a phone, and then took out his mobile phone and squatted there and began to play: "Oh, that's it." ”

"Ah......" Gu Tao covered his forehead with one hand and supported himself on the table: "That's it...... It looks pretty convenient. ”

"No, some of the friars are in trouble, they have their hair long, and they have to pull their hair up before they can squat, otherwise their hair will get on the poop, and I think it's even more disgusting. When I was a child, I went to an illegal meeting with an old man, and there was a friar who had poop on the ends of her hair, and it was disgusting. ”

Speaking of which, Gu Tao has only seen the description of those female sword immortals in the novels of Xiuxian for a long time, such as fluttering clothes, long hair, white lotus out of the water, hibiscus Tiancheng and the like, and now he suddenly heard such a disgusting thing from Xin Chen's mouth, and the feeling of being shattered was really terrible......

"I said ......"

"Don't say it, I want to throw up." Xin Chen reacted more than Gu Tao, and after a burst of retching, he coughed twice: "It's really disgusting, especially when she still wants to hug me...... I was only nine years old at the time, and since then I have had a lot of trouble seeing women with long hair. ”

It seems that this materialist earth immortal also has a shadow of childhood, and the circle of sword immortals is far less beautiful than it seems to outsiders...... It's really a little uncomfortable to think about.

However, he called the Xianmen gathering an illegal assembly, which is probably the reason why this guy is alone, his personality is strange like this, I'm afraid no one wants to play with him.

"Also, let me tell you, I've always had a doubt." Xin Chen suddenly became serious: "Can Senior Brother help me solve my doubts?" ”

"You say."

"I often see girls with long hair and one-piece pants, and I look closely for several times and I can't find where they can be opened, and there are no buttons and no zippers, what should they do when they go to the toilet? Especially in a shopping mall, where there are so many people, what if you can't catch up with the queue? ”

It's really great that an alien who has surpassed Earth's 3,000 years of technology and a homegrown superman sit in a space destroyer and discuss how to go to the toilet with a girl in a jumpsuit.

"Alas...... Since you said it, I really haven't looked into it carefully, after all, I don't detect too private behavior. Gu Tao touched his chin: "Yes, how did they go to the toilet, take it off?" ”

"But the public toilet is very dirty, what if the clothes rub on the ground when you take off the thing? The hem of the trousers and the like were stained with yellow urine on the ground, babbling...... It's so uncomfortable, it's better to pee your pants, at least it's your own. ”

"Hmm...... Satania, print a one-piece suit. ”

In more than ten seconds, a one-piece suit appeared on Gu Tao's body, not to mention ...... A boy like him with crooked eyebrows and eyes wearing this kind of clothes is really anal.

"Let's break down the action." Gu Tao pointed to the clothes on his body: "First of all, pull the suspenders down, right." ”

"Hmm." Xin Chen tilted his head and looked at Gu Tao: "Then, will the upper half of the body be taken off?" ”

Gu Tao really took off his upper body, and then squatted on the ground: "You see, you have to grab it with your hands all the way, and if you are not careful, you will let go, which is very troublesome." ”

"That's right, you can't play with your phone while going to the toilet, no wonder those women love to dig through old accounts so much." Xin Chen looked like he knew it well.

Gu Tao was confused: "Why? ”

"Have you ever had that experience, that is, rushing to the bathroom, taking off your pants and finding that you didn't have your phone with you, and then you will find that your memory suddenly becomes very good, anyway, I wrote down the recipe for shampoo and laundry detergent in the bathroom, and there are 176 seams on the porcelain plate on the floor. Those girls, every time they go to the toilet, they can't play with their mobile phones, and after they write down the recipe and the floor tile joints, don't they start to recall, and then they just grab their boyfriends and rummage through old accounts. ”

"Makes sense!"

Gu Tao stood up and pulled the sling back up: "As a sociologist, I didn't take this layer into account, it's really a failure. ”

"It's okay." Xin Chen looked like a person who had come over: "I only started thinking about this in the past two years. ”

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