"Boss, two servings of tofu brain, five fritters and ten buns."

Sitting on a roadside stall, the early morning sun was sprinkled on his body, and the air was cold and cold, Gu Tao finally couldn't stay up and put on autumn clothes and pants in his jacket, but he still felt cold.

Xin Chen is okay, he is carrying a box containing a dream bear, and he looks like a poor dick playing folk songs, of course...... It's because he's good-looking, and if he's ugly, he should be a stinky dick playing rock 'n' roll.

"I made an appointment with my little sister for lunch, you can go back and clean up."

"I just have two sets of clothes, a jacket that used to deliver food, and a summer clothes. What do you let me wear? Gu Tao said vaguely with a fritter in his mouth: "It's not a blind date, what to clean up." ”

"Oh, it's not a blind date for me, it's hard to say to you." Xin Chen picked up the phone, turned out the photo of the little junior sister again and put it in front of Gu Tao: "Look at this tooth, look at this waist and legs." ”

"I think your description is very fresh and refined."

Although the atmosphere became strange because of Xin Chen's description, Gu Tao had to admit that the girl in the photo was a beauty, she sat on a chair and looked down at a book, her temperament was elegant, her skin was shiny and full of collagen, her long hair was pulled behind her head, and there was a sense of youth unique to her age between her eyebrows and eyes.

And all of this was taken by Xin Chen, this kind of straight man of steel, not to mention retouching, can't even compose the picture, because judging from his composition, he probably wanted to shoot the cat sitting on the left side of the little junior sister licking its paws, and the little junior sister is completely accessory.

"Then I'll take you to buy clothes later, the little junior sister is very particular and has a high degree of education."

"......Shh Degree. ”

Gu Tao's disdain made Xin Chen a little confused, after all, he had just come out of the same place as the science fiction movie set, and he had also seen the power of science and technology, which made him, a person who had not completed the nine-year compulsory education process, feel stuffed.

"But you pay for clothes, I don't have any money."

Gu Tao didn't mind dressing himself up a little more refreshingly, after all, he was an elite when he was studying at the Pan-Human University, and although he was not luxuriously dressed, he was at least decent.

But now, after six years of wandering on the earth, he has already thrown away those unnecessary things, and once people list survival as their first goal, in fact, many things are no longer important.

"Does your junior sister pay attention to appearance?"

"No one doesn't pay attention to appearance, at least the first impression should be good, right, it's a girl." Xin Chen pushed his glasses: "And you can't call your junior sister, you have to call your senior sister." ”

"Don't shout."

"Don't shout that my brother is unhappy."

"I'm not happy to hang myself, I have something to do with it." Gu Tao turned his head sideways and saw that more than half of the buns on the table were missing, he was stunned for a moment, and said very dissatisfiedly: "You eat while I'm talking?" ”

Xin Chen happened to take another bun and stuffed it into his mouth at this time, so he said vaguely: "No, I'm just hungry." ”

"Don't talk nonsense with you."

The next two people ate like a vicious dog pounced, the original plan of ten buns was not enough at all, these two guys ate thirty-seven buns, and finally ended with Gu Tao eating one more.

"I won." Gu Tao leaned on the pillar and touched his stomach: "I can't walk......

"Senior brother, don't be so aggressive." Xin Chen's state was not much better, he hiccuped when he spoke, and he felt like he was about to pop out, and he should have been stuck in his throat.

"How can you stand on me? You weren't slow just now, pro. ”

The sword immortal who sat there for more than an hour because he was tired and couldn't move and the alien scientific investigator who couldn't move after eating and couldn't move, this is probably the strangest combination in the world.

In the end, Gu Tao still went to buy clothes half-pushed, and Xin Chen hadn't bought new clothes for a long time, so he just took this opportunity to buy them together. But don't expect the two straight men to choose what kind of clothes, in the end, Gu Tao chose a long down jacket, which is thick and very down-to-earth. And Xin Chen chose a coat, the kind of coat that was very bloated but very warm.

How to say it, if it weren't for the fact that these two people were not bad, otherwise a security guard and an early fishing identity would not be able to run away, but Gu Tao and Xin Chen were not conscious of this, and even touted each other for their good eyes, and the clothes they picked were great.

In fact, this can't blame them, you must know that women can pick a piece of clothing for three months, and start to pick winter clothes before the summer is over, and men, especially straight men, generally buy clothes with three standards: can be worn, dirt-resistant, and black, not to mention steel straight men like these two, the standards are even simpler: dirt-resistant, can wear.

The location agreed between Xin Chen and his junior sister is in the Prince Building, as for why it is here, because this is Xin Chen's tenant's shop, which is relatively familiar, and from Gu Tao's point of view, the proprietress of this hotel must have coveted Xin Chen.

"Ah Chen, I haven't come to my sister's place to eat for a long time, what to eat today, my sister has a treat."

"I'll invite my little sister today."

At the mention of the little junior sister, the boss's face suddenly collapsed, and she was not as hot as she was just now, Gu Tao saw her changes, and asked with a smile: "Boss, what is the origin of that little junior sister?" Are you so scared? ”

"Afraid? I'm afraid of that little girl who hasn't grown any hair? ”

None of the hair grows...... Gu Tao pondered the word for a moment, and then asked seriously: "Are you talking about Mao, do you mean that you are young or really not old?" ”

The proprietress was stunned for a moment, covered her mouth and giggled with laughter, and then patted Gu Tao amorously: "You are so interesting." ”

Gu Tao: "??? ”

However, because it was almost the busiest time, the proprietress couldn't talk more with these two cute little brothers, so she teased them and went out after they ordered.

After Gu Tao saw this interesting proprietress go out, he walked straight to the window of the box, pushed open the window and leaned on it to look at the noisy traffic on the road outside: "I said, you invite a girl to dinner, it's not good to order a bunch of pig intestines and beef shutters, and you can still eat it?" ”

"Eat well." Xin Chen played with his mobile phone and said without looking back: "Senior sister doesn't mind, I'm familiar with her, I even tricked her into licking cow when I was a child." ”

Just as he was saying to lick cow, a girl with a frosty face suddenly stood outside the door, her hair was long and waist-length, her eyes were big, her skin was also very good, the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, her thin lips looked pink, she should not be very old, but her temperament was very good. It's just that her face is quite bad, and she looks like she wants to eat people.

"You don't know, she's been beautiful since she was a child, and there were a lot of boys who liked her in junior high school and high school, and then I secretly went to observe, and I felt that she had a good impression of which boy, so I conjured up her appearance to beat people, so when she was in high school, she had a nickname called Exterminator, she didn't know why, hahahaha......"

Xin Chen was hahahaha ”

"Yes, after she went to college, because it was too far away, there was no way to monitor her, so I used the rune paper crane to follow him, as long as she was outside more than ten o'clock, I would call her mother, that is, my teacher, if it was useless for the teacher to call, I would let the man next to her see the hallucination, the kind of hallucination that looked particularly terrifying, she was famous in school because of this, and it was rumored that she was haunted by resentment, and men could not get close. So I promise that my little sister has never been in love until now. ”

"I'll kill you!"

Suddenly, the little junior sister rushed in with the knife, and slashed at the back of Xin Chen's head without saying a word, and Xin Chen just snorted, and when he turned around, the fruit knife just happened to be cut on his front door, and then the ceramic knife shattered in response, and Xin Chen was unharmed.

"Ah......" Xin Chen raised his head and looked at the little junior sister who was flushed with anger: "Sixth son, when did you come?" ”

The little junior sister was so angry that she was smoking, her hands kept shaking, and she gritted her teeth quite amorous......

"Come on, let me introduce you, this is the junior brother, I mentioned it in a message to you before. You get to know each other, Taotao, Taotao, this is the little sister, your future daughter-in-law. ”

Seriously, Gu Tao's face was red, he had never seen such a brazen person, just now he was still talking about how he tossed his junior sister, and the next second he began to forcibly arrange CP.

", I don't want to see you again."

The little junior sister turned around and was about to leave, but Xin Chen shook her phone: "I told my sister, she said let me watch it, if you are still stubborn, it is okay to beat you." ”

Gu Tao's eyes widened, thinking that this must be a strange family to have this situation......

"Taotao, come, come, sit." Xin Chen patted the chair next to him, and then pointed to the one next to Gu Tao: "Liuzi, sit there!" ”

The difference in tone before and after made Gu Tao a little embarrassed.

The little junior sister's eyes were already steaming with moisture, and her aggrieved appearance made Gu Tao feel a little distressed, so he turned slightly sideways to block Xin Chen's sight, took out a pack of napkins from his pocket and handed it to the little junior sister, and then motioned for her to leave quickly.

"Senior brother, don't spoil her, you don't know her situation!" Xin Chen's tone gradually became stern: "Let you sit down, didn't you hear?" ”

The little junior sister sat down in her position aggrievedly, and Gu Tao also sat down, frowning: "Why are you like this?" If you talk well, you will die? Why are people all girls, and you make it as interesting as your stepmother? ”

Hearing that this cheap junior brother was angrily spraying senior brother, the little junior sister looked up at him in surprise, and then quickly lowered her head and secretly wiped her tears.

"Senior brother, you don't understand. The situation of the six sons is special. Xin Chen sighed: "The old man had an agreement with someone back then, saying that the little junior sister must marry someone from the Taoist sect in the future." ”

"How long has it been? This kind of thing cares about! ”

"Forget it, it's not the time you know, it's still quite troublesome." Xin Chen waved his hand: "I'll go to the supermarket to buy some instant noodles, you talk first." ”

At this time, Xin Chen was still very measured, and after he got up slowly, he left a meaningful look for the little junior sister......

Seeing the senior brother leaving, the little junior sister breathed a sigh of relief, and then the grievances on her face were instantly retracted, smacked her tongue at Gu Tao, and flew her eyes: "The acting skills are good." ”

Hold the grass! Who are these people?

"You're the junior brother, huh? The little appearance is very handsome, but the taste is too inferior, and he has a virtue with his senior brother. The little junior sister stretched out her hand to him while tasting Gu Tao's clothes: "Xin Liuzi, six is the six of one, two, three, four, five, and the son is the son of peach, plum, apricot and persimmon." ”

"This ...... Not next to each other. Gu Tao stretched out his hand lightly and shook Liuzi's hand shallowly: "You are gay, right?" ”

"Huh?" Liuzi was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

"You have a tattoo on your left ankle, which is the mark of the gay community, and you have not been able to contact men since you were a child, so you have always been exposed to women, and with the tattoo of your left foot, you should be a T."

Liuzi's expression changed rapidly, and Gu Tao could clearly see the fear in her eyes.

"I won't tell Xin Chen." Gu Tao let go of Liuzi's hand: "I studied sociology, and I have conducted a detailed investigation of gay people. ”

"Strictly speaking, I'm a double." Rokuko breathed a sigh of relief: "But I basically can't touch men because of that bastard, so I ...... You'll have to keep it a secret from me, or you'll be killed. ”

Gu Tao smiled: "I will definitely be killed." ”

Although Liuzi's personality is a bit man, he is still very cute overall, and Gu Tao is also very good at chatting with people, so the two of them became acquainted in an instant after removing the possibility that the other party is their spouse, Liuzi has a bold personality, Gu Tao has interesting ideas, the two are like buddies chatting about some interesting things, Liuzi sometimes bulges the muscles on his arms like a boy for Gu Tao to touch, and sometimes talks delicately like an ordinary young lady, which is very interesting.

After a while, the dishes came up, and Xin Chen also dragged a box of instant noodles and walked up, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Liuzi pounced on Gu Tao's shoulder and laughed, and he was stunned.

"Are you so attached?"