vs 42 This is common sense
Lin Yang moistened his throat and said, "Every servant has his own rules, and I also have three rules, one is not to serve tea and pour water." Second, do not wash and sweep the floor. Three don't make the bed and fold the quilt!"
Huo Hu was surprised: "Isn't that the same as us?"
"Can a servant make these rules?"
Although Huo Long has been pretending to be cool there, he is a seven-year-old child after all, and he can't figure it out?
"Hey, don't the mighty dragon and tiger heroes know that servants also have rules?"
Lin Yang couldn't stop snickering in his heart, you two little ghosts still want me to be a servant, this is stupid.
When Huo Long and Huo Hu heard Lin Yang praise their prestige, their little faces were extremely proud! How could they say that they didn't know, wouldn't this damage their prestige!
The two brothers hurriedly said in unison: "Of course we know that servants also have rules, just now it was just to test you." ”
At this moment, the wine and food also came up.
Lin Yang pushed the empty wine glass in front of him in front of Huo Hu and said, "Help me pour the wine." ”
Huo Huqi's little face turned red, and he said, "You are a servant and I am the master, which master poured wine for the servant?"
Lin Yang was surprised: "Hey, don't you know, little master, every servant has to be served by the master for three days when he meets the first master!
"Big brother, do you have such common sense?" Huo Hu asked Huo Long urgently.
Lin Yang couldn't hold back a smile and said solemnly: "This is common sense that has been passed down for thousands of years, isn't it true that a person as famous as the two masters doesn't know it?"
Huo Long was also surprised, but when he heard Lin Yang say that this was common knowledge that had been passed down for thousands of years, if he said that he didn't know, he wouldn't be laughed at, so he hurriedly said: "I know, I know, of course I know, the second brother just didn't think about it for a while." ”
Then he said to Huo Hu: "Second brother, pour him wine, you forgot that this is common sense!"
How did the two of them know that Lin Yang deliberately teased them, and they really thought that they had such common sense.
Huo Hu made a small face and poured Lin Yang full of wine.
Lin Yang took it up and drank it all, put the wine glass down, and said, "Give me this servant again!"
Huo Hu puffed up and poured it on Lin Yang again, and muttered in a low voice: "Why don't you drink you to death! The master is so uncomfortable, it's better to be inappropriate!"
Lin Yang pretended not to hear, and saw that the wine glasses of the two little guys were still empty, and said, "Hey, two masters, why don't you drink?"
The two little ones remembered that they hadn't drunk yet, and hurriedly filled their respective wine glasses.
Huo Hu held the wine glass, and said with an uncomfortable face: "Big brother, this tastes so rushing!"
Huo Long said arrogantly: "What are you afraid of, which big heroes and masters in the world don't drink, come, second brother, let's do it together." ”
At Huo Long's instigation, Huo Hu also picked up the wine glass, and the two drank it all.
As soon as the wine was in his mouth, he was choked on the wine and squirted out.
"Ahem......"
"Ahem......"
The two little guys' choked little faces were red, coughing incessantly, and tears were choking.
"It's so spicy, it's so unpleasant, I don't want to drink anymore!" Huo Hu threw his wine glass on the table, extremely uncomfortable.
"Ahem" Huo Long wiped the tears choked out of his eyes, and said with palpitations: "I didn't expect those big heroes and masters to drink such unpleasant things every day, how can this juice be delicious?"
Seeing the appearance of the two brothers, Lin Yang couldn't help laughing in his heart, see if you two little guys are still pretending to be adults? Let's drink your juice.
The four wicked people who beat the ideas of Huo Long and Huo Hu over there have been observing this side, and when they saw Lin Yang joining, one of the four said, "Big brother, what do you think that kid is coming from?"
"Don't worry about him, looking at his appearance, he is just a weak scholar, he can be solved with one palm, and the plan is still going on as usual!"
The eldest of the four obviously disdained Lin Yang and regarded him as a weak scholar.
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After Lin Yang and the two little guys finished eating, and then inquired like the shopkeeper, they learned that the nearest town also had a hundred and ten miles of land. I thought that I would not be able to send the two brothers to the government until tomorrow.
He greeted loudly: "You two little masters hurry up and pack your things, let's hurry." ”
Huo Hu was puzzled: "Big brother, why do I always think that we are servants and he is the master?"
"Didn't you listen to him, this is common sense, take a servant, and the master will serve the servant for three days! Don't talk nonsense in the future, others in the province will laugh at us, and we don't even understand common sense!" Huo Long said very clearly.
As soon as he left the store, the guy brought the horses of the three of them over, and Lin Yang saw that the horses of Huo Long and Huo Hu brothers were all foals, one white and one black were very divine horses, and at a glance he knew that the bloodline was extraordinary.
And what made Lin Yang feel funny was that the two little guys also prepared a small tent, and it seemed that they were planning to camp.
Huo Long and Huo Hu looked at their foals, and then at Lin Yang's tall horse, their faces were a little strange.
Lin Yang turned over and got on his horse, rode his horse and walked a few steps, seeing that they were still standing behind and did not get on the horse, he asked curiously: "What's wrong with the two little masters, why don't you get on the horse yet?"
"Oh, here we go!" Huo Long hurriedly responded.
I heard Huo Hu say: "Big brother, he rides a tall horse, let's ride a foal, this is too embarrassing." ”
Huo Long glared and said: "Riding a big horse, can you ride it? If it falls, your ass will not be broken into eight petals!"
After that, he rode a foal and chased after him, and Huo Hu had to follow.
Just after the three of them left, the four wicked men also walked out of the hotel.
One of them said, "Big brother, the three of them are heading northwest, you see if we want to catch up with them now." ”
"Don't hurry, go northwest from here, you won't see the town until to-morrow, and they'll be sure to spend the night in the Black Woods. Let them go for a while, and the four of us will go find a few chicks to have fun, and it's not too late to do it in the evening. ”
When the other three heard that they were looking for a chick, they all laughed.
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As soon as Lin Yang and the three of them got on the road, Huo Long, Huo Hu, and the two little guys forgot to pretend to be masters, and you had a lot of fun chasing me along the way.
Seeing them playing so happily, Lin Yangxin said, this is like a child.
After a while, the two of them played too crazy, riding a pony and turning their butts sore and numb, and kept asking Lin Yang to rest for a while.
Where will Lin Yang pay attention to them, if they follow three steps and one stop, don't think about rushing to the town in front of them tomorrow after five steps and one rest.
As soon as the two little guys saw that Lin Yang ignored their own requests, they took out the master's posture and asked Lin Yang to rest.
But as soon as Lin Yang showed the common sense that he had to serve the servants as masters for the first three days, the two brothers were like frosted eggplants - wilted.
endured the discomfort on his ass with a bitter little face, so he had to follow Lin Yang to continue his journey.
The group of them hurried until evening, when the sun was about to set. Lin Yang saw a dense forest not far in front of him, and thought to himself, this may be the black forest that the shopkeeper said.
If you go on the road any longer, I'm afraid these two little guys will really not be able to hold on. Tonight, I will sleep here in the open air, just in the woods to catch some game, and sacrifice to the temple of the five organs.
looked at the two little guys who looked depressed behind him, and said loudly: "Let's sleep here tonight, you go to make a fire first, and I'll go hunt some game." ”
Huo Long, Huo Hu, and the two brothers were finally able to rest when they heard it, and their spirits were shocked, and they let out a burst of cheers. He jumped off his horse and walked on the spot, no longer moving.
Lin Yang didn't care about them, he just arranged for them to raise the fire, and then went into the black forest to hunt for game.
Seeing that Lin Yang was gone, Huo Hu's little face was full of anger, and he said angrily: "Big brother, have you seen it, he didn't take us in his eyes at all, and let us make a fire." And we're almost tired to death along the way, and I won't be allowed to take a break, which really me off. ”
Huo Long was also very angry when he thought about it, "Second brother, we are two dragons and tigers, if others know about it, we will be led by a servant, and our reputation will definitely be damaged, so we must counterattack and let him know that we are powerful!"
Huo Hu must counterattack, and said in surprise: "Big brother, do you have any good ideas?"
Huo Long smiled, took out a pack of medicinal powder, and said, "Have you seen this, this is called itchy powder, as long as it gets on your body, it will be itchy and unbearable......"