Section 43 Troublemaking
Huo Hu clapped his hands and shouted loudly, and Huo Long covered his mouth suddenly, "Shhh, don't be so loud, if you hear it, it will be bad!"
After that, I looked around nervously and saw that there was no one, so I was relieved.
Huo Hu hurriedly made a silent gesture, and then asked excitedly with a small face: "Big brother, why do you have itchy powder?"
Huo Long said proudly: "This is what I stole from Gao Guard, and he still has 'love you a piece of firewood' or something......"
"Big brother, what do you mean by 'love you a piece of firewood'?" Huo Hu's curiosity is still very strong.
Huo Long shook his head and said, "I don't know, how can anyone in the world like a wooden stick, this must be a lie." It's still tickle powder fun. ”
"That's it, it's still the eldest brother!" Huo Hu nodded his little head and said in admiration.
"But big brother, how do you use this thing to make Lin Yang fooled?"
"It's not easy, just sprinkle it on him. ”
"Big brother, is this considered a sneak attack?"
"Of course, this is not a sneak attack. Huo Long said disappreciatively: "I heard Gao Guard say that some big heroes and heroes, in order to deepen their relationship with women at night, they are all drugged first. Big heroes and heroes do this, let's just sprinkle some itchy powder!"
"Well, that's good. Huo Hu suddenly asked curiously: "Big brother, why do those big heroes and heroes have to drug women to deepen their relationship first?"
Huo Long thought for a while and said, "Gao Guard said that only in this way can those big heroes and heroes discuss life with women. But I don't know how to discuss it?"
Huo Hu had an understanding expression and said: "Oh, so that's the case! Big heroes, big heroes do such things, I think the eldest brother will go back and let's discuss life with women, otherwise it won't be a big hero, a big hero!"
If Lin Yang was here, he would definitely scold that high-ranking guard for being despicable and obscene, misleading people's children, and destroying the flowers of the motherland. also said that the big heroes, the big heroes, drug women to discuss life. Who the fuck has ever seen a big hero, a big hero, discuss life with a woman like this! This is completely a trick that can only be done by flower picking and prostitution!
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When it was getting dark, Lin Yang came back with the game he had hit, and when he saw Huo Long, Huo Hu, and the two brothers, they were still sitting there, and they didn't even have a fire.
"Why haven't you lived yet, didn't I arrange for you when I left?" Lin Yang said.
"No, you go and make a fire. ”
"How could the dragon and tiger do something to make a fire!"
The two little ones said very tuggingly.
"Okay, okay, you two little masters rest, I'll make a fire!"
Lin Yang didn't bother to say more to them, so he put the game aside first, found some dry firewood, and opened the fire to start the fire.
When the two little guys saw Lin Yang with their backs to them, they were overjoyed, and sneaked behind Lin Yang, picked up the bag of itchy powder, and sprinkled it at Lin Yang.
What kind of person is Lin Yang, only he calculates others, so he can let others calculate. As soon as I came back, I saw that these two little guys had strange faces and kept peeking at themselves. I knew that I must be playing some kind of trick on myself.
They don't speak, just to see which trick they play?
When the two brothers sneaked behind him, Lin Yang had already found out.
The two brothers thought that Lin Yang didn't notice it, so they showed a smug smile, and threw the itchy powder in their hands at Lin Yang, shouting happily: "This is the consequence of you bullying us......
Who knows, just when the medicinal powder was about to fall on Lin Yang's body, he took a step forward, and then turned around and waved his sleeves, setting off a strong wind, and those medicinal powders that were still floating in the air were all blown by this strong wind onto the two little guys, Huo Long and Huo Hu.
These two fake masters, where can they avoid this sudden change, they are all standing there stupidly, their bodies are covered with medicinal powder, and their two little faces are like clowns who have been smeared with powder, not to mention how embarrassed they are.
"Big brother, what's going on?Aren't you going to sprinkle the medicinal powder on Lin Yang?why are we all on us now?" Huo Hu asked with a wink.
"Don't ask me, you ask me, who do I ask?" Huo Long said angrily: "Lin Yang, how can you dodge, how can you dodge?
Lin Yang looked at it with amusement and anger, sneaking up on his brothers just now. How can I not dodge, why can't I dodge? Oh, you two sneak attack others, and don't let others dodge, how can there be such a reason in the world! You two little fools!
"Hehe, you still want to sneak attack me, now you know it's awesome, right? You two troublemakers, don't you sit there honestly, what the hell are you doing, be careful of your little ass!" Lin Yang looked at the two brothers with a smile on his face.
Huo Long only then woke up to his plan, he had already been seen through by others, puffed out his cheeks, and shouted angrily: "Okay, it turns out that you already knew, and you actually treated us as children, you are so bold!"
"If you don't think of you as children, do you still think of you as adults, little fools!" Lin Yang said with a grin.
"You...... You...... You dare to insult me as a fool, I ...... I'm going to find you ...... decision."
Huo Longqi's little face was flushed, and his voice trembled a little, which showed that his temper was not small. When it was finally said that he was going to find Lin Yang to duel, he didn't even say the word fighting. And he screamed.
"It's itchy! It's itchy......"
Huo Long kept scratching his body with both hands. At this time, Huo Hu also began to itch and scratched.
After a while, the two brothers were like being crawled on by 10,000 ants, and it was itchy and unbearable. There were blood marks on his arms and faces.
Where could these two little guys endure this kind of discomfort, and they cried loudly.
Lin Yang was also taken aback, he didn't know that the medicinal powder spilled by these two little guys was so powerful, and he didn't care about teaching them a lesson at the moment, afraid that they would be in danger. He shouted urgently, "Stupid, take off your clothes!"
Huo Long, Huo Hu, the two of them were now frightened and thought they were going to die, but when they heard Lin Yang's voice, they didn't even think about it, so they took off their cleanliness directly.
After Lin Yang finished shouting, he took out a bottle of pill from the colorful space and rushed over, one pill per person for them to swallow quickly.
This time he went to the Ice Flame Land, Xue Qianshan really prepared a lot of pills for him, and he was afraid that there would be any poisonous beasts, so he even prepared the detoxification pill, which could be said to be readily available.
This itchy powder is just some third-rate medicinal powder used for pranks, and it is not dangerous to life at all, at most it is uncomfortable for a while, as long as it is scrubbed with water, it can be detoxified.
Lin Yang didn't know this, what kind of poison was there, and he directly took out Xue Qianshan's secret detoxification pill. If Xue Qianshan saw it, he would definitely shout waste.
Under the effect of the detoxification pill, the itchy powder, a pediatric powder, was eliminated after only a few breaths. These two little guys have bare little butts, you look at me, I look at you, with a look of shame on their faces, they lowered their heads, and no one was embarrassed to look at Lin Yang.
Lin Yang was relieved when he saw that it was okay, and said with a joking smile: "The appearance of the dragon and tiger's bare buttocks is quite heroic." ”
The two little guys just remembered that they had already taken off their clothes just now, and they were still bare-bottomed. With a scream, both of them protected their little buttocks, and at once they got into a bush not far away, not daring to come out.
Lin Yang laughed and said, "It's all men, you two little guys are still shy, why don't you hurry up and find clothes to wear." ”
Huo Long poked out his little head and said with a bitter face: "But we have no clothes!"
"What, no clothes?" Lin Yang smiled dumbly: "Since you can bring a tent, you don't even bring a change of clothes!"
Huo Long said embarrassedly: "We have been used to living in tents since we were children, even if we have to sleep in the room, otherwise we won't be able to sleep!"
Lin Yang smiled and said, "These two rich children still have this hobby!"
I had no choice but to take out my change of clothes from the colorful space and let them put them on first.
Lin Yang's clothes are too big, Huo Long and Huo Hu are only seven or eight years old, and they can wrap them up if they wear his clothes loosely. Huo Hu had just taken a few steps before he was stumbled by the long hem and fell into the dirt.
Lin Yang had no choice but to tear their clothes shorter, although they were still loose, they were not stumbling. looked at them and said with a smile: "You want to sneak attack me, this is a long memory, right?"