Loading money in warehouses? How big is this? I was surprised for a moment, and then said to the, "Don't worry, I'll rush over right away." ”

After hanging up the phone, Dad asked, "Why are you going?" ”

I replied, "I went to another place, and my friend asked me for something." ”

"Don't go!" Daddy's eyebrows furrowed: "In the past few days, you have been thinking at home, whether to go to school in other places or be a soldier." If you are not obedient, you will not be able to make money in the future and will not be able to gain a foothold in society. ”

I stood up and walked to my bedroom. My mother thought I was angry, so she hurriedly persuaded: "Your father said that you are also for your good, come back for dinner." ”

"Wait a minute, I'll find something for you to see." After speaking, I took out the contract of the 'psychiatrist', handed it to my parents and said: "This is the labor contract of Huaxia Real Estate, in fact, I already have a job, with a monthly salary of 7,000 yuan." ”

"What?" Mom and Dad were shocked, and hurriedly took the contract and looked at it, and after a while, Dad asked, "I signed it half a month ago?" Why didn't you tell us sooner? ”

"Isn't that trying to surprise you? Besides, I'm not a showy person. ”

My mother touched my head: "Silly boy, don't hide anything in your heart in the future, tell us more." ”

"Yes, Mom. I'm not too young, I should decide my own fate, so don't bother. ”

Dad looked at the contract again and said, "It's true that you can't be treated as a child anymore, but you also have to be measured, and there is still a vacation time, so think about it again." Also, if you go far away, please pay attention to safety. ”

I arched my hand: "Thank you for your kindness." ”

Daddy's hands were empty: "The prince is flat, sit down and eat." ”

Mom turned her face: "Do you really dare to admit that you are the emperor?" Do you want to have a three palaces and six courtyards? ”

Dad looked deflated and glared at me fiercely, meaning: I have nothing to learn about costume dramas, and I am scolded.

Seeing this, my mother and I laughed......

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The uncle's family of the cheap man also lives in Qiling City, but he is in the countryside, which makes me wonder, isn't his uncle a local tyrant? Why not live in the city?

I got off the train and then the bus, and then the motorcycle, and finally arrived at 'Thuanning Village' in the evening. And the was standing at the head of the village waiting, and when he saw me, he was very happy: "Big brother, you are finally here!" ”

"Hmm." I said yes and asked, "Isn't your uncle's family very rich?" How to live in the country? ”

"That's normal." The mean man replied as a matter of course.

I said normal fart! However, people can live wherever they like, I didn't dwell on this issue anymore, but came to his uncle's house with the.

It was a farmhouse with several simple brick houses, and the said: "The haunting was too serious a few days ago, my uncle's whole family hid out, let me watch the house, big brother, what do you want to eat, I'll make it for you." ”

"I'm not hungry."

"Okay, then let's go and see the warehouse that holds the money first."

"No way!" I stopped with a serious face: "This is inconvenient, after all, the master is not here, in case the money is lost, who is it?" ”

The gave me a 'reassuring' look: "It's okay, big brother, even if you steal it, you won't use it." ”

Can't use it if you steal it? Is there a tracker on the money? His uncle's family must be a local tyrant! Living in the middle of nowhere, just to hide people's eyes! If you guessed correctly, the warehouse where the money was hidden must have been made of alloy and equipped with many protective measures, such as fingerprint recognition, retina detection, etc......

When the led me to the door of the warehouse, I was stupid, I saw a rusty iron lock hanging on the door, and the took the key and twisted it for two minutes, almost didn't break the key, and finally opened the door. Maybe it's because of the poor ventilation and the muddy air in the warehouse, but what shocked me the most was that there was a lot of money in the warehouse! It's a lot, it's a man tall!

"What's the matter, big brother, I didn't lie to you, did I? The Jade Emperor is printed on each coin, and how neatly it is placed is all due to me. The said with a stinky expression.

I almost didn't kick him to death! It's been all dark coins for a long time! Ben thought his uncle was a local tyrant, but it turned out to be a trader selling dark coins! I asked, "Those ghosts want to rob the Underworld?" ”

"yes, they want to burn down this warehouse."

I asked, "Why?" ”

"Big brother, you are stupid, they will be able to use it after burning, haven't you seen a horror movie? I have it on my phone, do you want to see it? The took out his copycat large-screen mobile phone and asked.

Being despised by a psychopath, I was in a bad mood, picked up a stack of dark coins and said, "You don't understand, after this thing is burned, the ghost can't receive it at all." Don't you want to think about it, what is mass-produced by the printing press can be used as money for the ghost? That's. ”

The cheap man thought for a while: "It makes sense, but big brother, why do so many people burn paper every Qingming Ghost Day?" Are they stupid? ”

"You're stupid! This is a custom left over from ancient times, and it is also a kind of spiritual sustenance, hoping that the deceased loved ones will live well in another world. I patiently explained.

The was like a curious baby, and asked, "Big brother, what is the other world like?" ”

Seeing the yearning expression on his face, I replied angrily, "I'll know when you die." ”

"Alas, it will be a long time, after all, the fortune teller said that I can live to ninety-nine ......"

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As he left the warehouse, the threw an apple over.

I didn't catch it, and the apple fell to the ground and fell to pieces!

The said pitifully: "Big brother, don't fall if you don't want to eat, that's my ration for three days." ”

"It doesn't matter, I'll go back and buy you ten catties!"

The finally smiled: "By the way, big brother, didn't you say last time that you would teach me to pick up girls?" Come on, I'm ready! ”

"Do you think it's going to war? Also ready. This thing is talented, and you have to rely on your own exploration......"

In the small talk, time passed quickly, and before I knew it, it was eleven o'clock in the middle of the night. According to the division of the hour, from 11 o'clock in the middle of the night to 1 o'clock in the morning, it is the time of the day when yin and yang alternate, and it is also the time when the yin energy is the heaviest.

Sure enough, just as we were talking about cartoons, there were suddenly a few dog barks outside, as well as some strange noises, as if someone was crying and whispering.

"It's coming!" The looked out the window and said.

I took out the charm, extinguished the yang fire on my shoulders, opened my yin eyes, and asked, "Where?" ”

"Big brother, you are too slow to open your eyes, and the ghosts have run away."

Slow? I was very proficient in this trick, and the whole process took about three seconds! It's just that the cheap man has the eye of the sky, and he can see the ghost directly, so it's too slow. I was about to go out to look for a ghost, but I was stopped by a: "Don't worry, big brother, when they finish making trouble, they will take the initiative to come in." ”

"Oh? They make a fuss like this every day? ”

"It's not." The shook his head: "Every day the show is different, for example, yesterday, there was a ghost singing outside, but he sang too badly, I couldn't help but say a few words, who knew that he was still angry, and said that he was going to find a helper to kill me today." ”

"Really? That's really arrogant......"

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Those ghosts were crying and laughing outside, making trouble for about half an hour, and even the dogs were tired of barking and were too lazy to bark again.

At that moment, about thirty ghosts entered the room through the wall and surrounded me and the. But I wasn't nervous, but looked closely, and saw that these ghosts were dressed plainly, most of them were elderly, and they seemed to be residents of the village before their deaths.

At this time, an old man took a step forward and said to the: "Stinky boy, you dared to say that the old man sang ugly yesterday, and told you that you are finished today!" I called the brothers to clean you up together! ”

The was not angry, and persuaded him with good words: "Uncle, go back and rest, I am vigorous, and you can't help me." Besides, my eldest brother is also here today, if you make trouble again, my eldest brother will not be polite! ”

"Humph! Two little guys who haven't dried up are just a little bit, and their breath is not small! The old man also invited a master today, who is the ghost king of our village! Fifty years of Taoism! Speaking of this, the old man showed contempt, as if the ghost king in his mouth was omnipotent.

I couldn't help but say, "It's only been fifty years? The ghost king of your village is too cold......"

The old man's face changed: "What did you say?" How dare you insult our ghost king? Brothers, give him some color and see! ”

After saying that, more than 30 ghosts all surrounded him! Fortunately, I was prepared, took out a yang talisman and ignited it out of thin air! A large amount of yang energy emanated, and those ghosts showed frightened eyes and retreated at a faster speed! Only one ghost didn't move, I shook my hand, extinguished the yang talisman, looked at the young male ghost and asked, "You are the ghost king here?" ”

"Don't dare to be, it's just the false praise of the villagers."

As the saying goes, stretching out your hand and not hitting the smiling person, since he has a modest attitude, I also politely asked, "Then why do you want to make trouble here?" ”

The young male ghost replied: "We were all residents of the village before we were born, but since ten years ago, Yang Wei has become a vendor selling dead coins, and every New Year's holiday, people in the village come to him to buy dead coins to pay tribute to their dead relatives. Since you are a Taoist priest, you should know that this thing is a handful of ashes after it is burned. But this is a memorial ceremony after all, and I have no objection to it. But in recent years, many elderly people have died, and they have been careful all their lives, and they don't want their descendants to break the bank and buy fraudulent paper money, so they want to scare Yang Wei and make him stop selling. ”

Hearing this name, I couldn't help but complain: "Jiannan, your uncle's name is even worse than yours." ”

"Not really!" The protested: "How meaningful is my uncle's name?" Back then, his grandfather wanted him to be a great person, so he had a single name with the word 'Wei'. As for 'Yang', it is the national surname of the Sui Dynasty, and the surname Yang was the emperor, why is it so ugly? ”