Maybe it's because of her peers, Chen Ying and I can talk to each other, and they don't look like autistic people at all. It's just that her IQ is too high, and I always have no words. I asked, "Autistic people don't like to talk, do they?" I'm often speechless now, am I about to get autism too? ”

Chen Ying smiled.

The nanny was taken aback when she saw it, and called Chen Moran in surprise: "Master, Miss, she smiled!" ”

Just laugh and be pleasantly surprised. And if I laughed, my mother would say, "Look at your stupidity, just like your father." ”

That's the gap! However, Chen Ying has autism, and her smile must be rare, which is understandable......

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Five days are fleeting, and today is the day to return to school.

Jiang Yunsheng and I walked into the class side by side, and Jiang Yunsheng asked, "Do you have any plans for winter vacation?" Dad said he was going to take me to Sanya for a trip, do you want to come along? ”

The fifth brother coaxed beside him: "This little girl really likes you." ”

I didn't pay attention to the fifth brother, and politely refused: "No, I want to take advantage of the winter vacation to make up for my previous homework." ”

Jiang Yunsheng was a little disappointed: "Okay, if there is anything that won't, you can communicate with me......"

After a while, the head teacher walked in and patted the desk: "Silence! ”

Everyone quickly quieted down, only to hear the head teacher continue: "There are two things announced today, both of which are related to Bruce Lee. ”

Hearing this, the whole class looked into the corner where I was, and I was a little surprised. The fifth brother floated next to him and analyzed: "It should be related to your grades." ”

Sure enough, I just listened to the head teacher say: "Bruce Lee's grades are excellent this time, with more than 70 points in each subject, ranking 23rd in the class, and everyone applauds and encourages!" ”

A few sparse applause rang out, and most of them were Jiang Yunsheng.

Shi Haochi, who was at the same table, questioned: "Can you take the 23rd place?" Copyed, right? ”

I smiled and said nothing with a smug look on my face.

I only listened to the head teacher continue: "As for the second thing...... After the school's investigation, it was confirmed that Bruce Lee cheated on the exam and was of a bad nature, and he was expelled from the school, and he applauded and encouraged again! ”

The whole class burst into thunderous applause!

I was dumbfounded when I heard the news! The heart says there is no reason! My cheating methods are so high-tech, there's no reason why I will be discovered! So I was not convinced and asked, "Teacher, do you have any evidence?" ”

The head teacher snorted coldly: "It's really not that the heart of the Yellow River is not dead!" In fact, at first, we were only suspicious, but there was no definite evidence. But then we found out that the only application question you did on the math test paper had a very special answer. There are only two test papers with this answer in the whole grade group, and the other one is Jiang Yunsheng's, and the steps of solving the questions are exactly the same! It must be some kind of high-tech cheating! Therefore, Jiang Yunsheng remembered a big one! ”

The fifth brother leaned back and smiled beside him: "Hahaha, you were told to cheat and suffered retribution, right?" ”

When is it? Is he still in the mood to say cool things? I really want to give him a charm and let him know why the flowers are so red! Although I was in an extremely bad mood, I still stood up and said, "I threatened Jiang Yunsheng to cheat, and it has nothing to do with her." ”

"What? Dare to threaten your classmates? I'll call the police right now and get you arrested! As he spoke, the head teacher took out his mobile phone and was about to dial 110!

Jiang Yunsheng also stood up and said, "Teacher, I am voluntary, please don't expel him." ”

"Humph! It is impossible not to be expelled! Bruce Lee, bring your parents and go through the withdrawal procedures! ”

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After calling Mom and Dad, I sat in class stupidly. I didn't expect to be caught cheating for the first time, and it was expelled from school! Shi Haochi, who was at the same table, said: "You are my biggest competitor, and now that you are gone, I will lose a lot of fun in my life in the future." ”

"yes, after I'm gone, there's no one to compete with you for the penultimate place."

"Alas!" Shi Haochi sighed, full of sadness, no one can be his opponent from now on, and for a while there was a feeling of loneliness for a master! Looking at him like this, I couldn't help but secretly curse a stupid b, the second to last in the class, what kind of master is he pretending?

At this time, Jiang Yunsheng also came over and said apologetically: "I'm sorry." ”

I shook my head: "No, I should have said I'm sorry, you were given a major demerit." ”

"However, I deliberately made a mistake in that problem. Because I was afraid that you would get a full score for copying it all, I deliberately made a mistake. But there are three application questions on the math test paper, and you just copied the wrong ......"

After hearing this, I looked at the fifth brother with a stiff neck, and it was this product that was responsible for delivering the answer! He chose this question for me to copy! It turned out that the culprit turned out to be him! I formed a sword finger with my right hand and slowly groped into my trouser pocket, ready to take out the charm and give him a good look!

The fifth brother saw that things were not good, so he ran away directly through the wall! Faster than a rabbit!

I slowly put my hand back on the table, and said in my heart that I can't blame anyone else for this matter, and I will be expelled from school because I have died myself. I bragged to my mom and dad a few days ago, saying that this exam was guaranteed to surprise them, but now it seems that this surprise is too big......

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Two hours later, I was standing at home, my father and mother sitting on the sofa with a serious face, not saying a word.

No matter how my father and mother plead, the head teacher is Wang Ba, and he is determined to fire me! Seeing that the matter was irreparable, he could only go through the withdrawal procedures in the end.

At this time, the father took out the belt and said hatefully: "Little rabbit! You usually have poor academic performance, and I haven't said anything! But it's good that you went to copy it! And with high-tech methods, it's promising, right? I'll you to death! ”

As he spoke, Daddy raised his belt and was about to pull it off!

"Wait! Father! I have something to say! "At this critical moment, I hurriedly stopped him.

Dad hates iron but not steel, Mom is also angry, and I can't fight back, so this belt is inevitable! Actually, I also know that plagiarism is wrong, but I just want to make them happy, and when they wait until the next semester, they can become top students with their own strength, but who knows that creation makes people, and before the next semester, I was expelled.

And the fourth brother is not around, otherwise the iron cloth shirt is possessed, even if I stand and smoke for my father for an hour, I will not cry out in pain. Although the fifth brother was watching the excitement from the side, his iron crotch skill was useless at all! Even if Daddy is angry again, it is impossible to pump it on my Ding Ding, in case it is bad for the old Li family, it will be the end.

So this belt must not be beaten! And I'm going to have to find a way to get them off.

Daddy held up the belt and asked, "What else do you have to say?" ”

I pretended to sigh: "Alas! In fact, all of this is related to Vice Governor He! You know the news the other day, right? He Yangde was investigated by the Anti-Corruption Bureau for embezzling 240 million. But it doesn't matter if he's caught, everyone who has something to do with him has suffered, and I'm one of them! In order to prove his innocence, the Secretary for Education started with me! Actually, I'm also very aggrieved! ”

"So, you didn't copy it? All this is a game set up by them? ”

I said with a sad look: "Anyway, all this is to blame on He Yangde!" ”

I put all the basins on He Yangde's head! He's not a good thing anyway, and now he can't protect himself, so he doesn't have time to confront me. Counting it carefully, he has cheated me many times, and it is only natural that I cheated him once!

Daddy put down his belt and concluded, "We are all victims of politics. ”

I went back to my bedroom and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the fifth brother said beside me: "You kid can do it, you are becoming more and more proficient in lying." ”

I pouted and said, "It's not all lying. Before, with He Yangde's support, the head teacher didn't dare to say anything even if he didn't like me. Now that the head teacher has no scruples, coupled with my poor grades, she can't wait to expel me, so as not to drag the class back. ”

"You've seen it very well."

I shrugged my shoulders: "It doesn't matter, expulsion is a loss for the school, and now I can concentrate on studying Taoism." ”

"That's all you can do to comfort yourself."

The fifth brother's speech was really ugly, I waved my hand: "Fifth brother, go quickly, let me ...... quietly"

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Next.

At breakfast, Dad said, "Now you have two choices, either go to school in other places or go to the army." ”

I put down my chopsticks and asked, "Is there a third option?" ”

Dad also put down his chopsticks: "What?" Still want to go to mixed society? You don't have any skills, how can you support yourself? ”

Actually, I would love to tell my dad that if I wanted to make money, I would have at least a million now. Although I don't have much money in my hands now, I still have two gold ingots, which are worth hundreds of thousands of dollars when I sell them. It can be seen that being a Taoist priest is enough to support yourself.

But I couldn't tell the truth, it would scare them, and just as I was hesitating, my phone rang. As soon as I pressed the answer button, the's voice came: "Big brother, didn't you say that you would come and help me after the exam?" What about you? ”

As soon as I slapped my thigh, I made a groove on the spot! Recently, I've been riddled with trivial matters, and I forgot about the!

A while ago, the said that his uncle was haunted by a ghost, and I was in a hurry to come back for the exam, so I said that I would help after the exam, and I would do the math, ten days have passed! I hurriedly asked, "How is your uncle?" ”

"He's still insomnia, and the ghosts have been so fierce lately! I mentioned your name, but those ghosts didn't give face at all, and said they didn't know you at all. Big brother, hurry up and come over to help, those ghosts want to rob my uncle's money! I can't even stop watching! ”

"Your uncle is rich?"

"Of course! My uncle's home warehouse is loaded with money! The said proudly