Coming to Chang'an City again, with a new look, walking through Dongxifang City, Xin Chen infinitely sighed that the Tang Dynasty was lacking in materials, and the gorgeous Tang Dynasty was at best a small township in the eyes of several modern people, what is the use of gorgeous architecture? If you want to buy a bottle of Coke and sell it, this is a devastating blow to Xin Chen's dead house, there is no iFi, no mobile phone, no G fat, no sitch, no Hideo Kojima, no R star, no Polish stupid donkey, no wow! Golden legends, no quality square, no Little Red Riding Hood and no little green hat.

Nothing.

This!

It's hell.

"This lamb is good." Gu Tao was carrying a roast leg of lamb in his hand: "Delicious." ”

"Girl's house, what do you want to look like." Xin Chen turned his head and wiped the oil stains from the corner of Gu Tao's mouth with a handkerchief: "Like a girl." ”

"Lao Tzu is ......" Gu Tao took a step back: "Don't suffer Lao Tzu!" ”

But it's true that a hot girl who looks like she has a huge figure, holding a leg of mutton in her hand and eating while walking, this shape is really a bit of a bastard, ruining the good impression, but the roast leg of mutton is really delicious, Gu Tao is reluctant to put it down, the meat roasted by the Hu man is really great.

Gu Tao ate poisonous mushrooms, and his voice became the kind he couldn't even hear, although there was a sense of disobedience, but after all, it was a woman's voice, and it was still a good kind of royal sister voice, if it weren't for Gu Tao's rough behavior, his current appearance was actually very sultry.

"I can't figure it out, I'm a real woman but I want to pretend to be a man, I'm a man but I have to pretend to be a woman, what's the picture? Is the show effective? ”

"You're cute." Xin Chen replied in a eucalyptus tone, "That's right, Sister E." ”

"Hmm." Eucalyptus nodded with satisfaction: "Call me Brother Bohu." ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Bohu." Xin Chen laughed: "It's me who was wrong, remember, Qingzhao don't call the wrong name." ”

Gu Tao rolled his eyes, and actually turned out a kind of amorous taste, very playful, amorous and lively and cute, she is simply a superb tall beauty, although compared to the inside-out charm of Xiuling, but if you don't look at his actions that completely violate the feminine characteristics, this is definitely a perfect disguise.

"Remember, our purpose this time is to sell ourselves, and whoever is chosen, don't make a noise. At that time, Tao Tao will give us help on the spot, and now his combat effectiveness is the weakest. Xin Chen walked backwards, facing Gu Tao and them: "Didn't Cuilan give us a secret house in the city, Taotao will go there when the time comes, that place is our stronghold, don't worry about anything, when the identity of the sect leader is determined, we will fight a wave, whether it is killed or scrapped in the shortest possible time, it must be fast." ”

"Why am I weak in combat, I have more than 7,000 anyway!" Gu Tao said unconvinced: "Ordinary people are not my opponents, okay." ”

"The key is that this is not an ordinary person, this era is a particularly chaotic era, this is still the material you sorted out, your more than 7,000 is really nothing here." Xin Chen sighed: "You don't have armor with you." ”

Just as he was concentrating on going backwards and talking to Gu Tao and them, there was a sudden sound behind him, Xin Chen turned his head and looked, and there was a little young master who looked like a little master who was a head shorter than him standing behind him, and Xin Chen immediately said sorry.

"You want to run if you hit someone?"

The little young master frowned, and his eyebrows raised: "Now that I was hit by you, what do you say." ”

Xin Chen lowered his head and looked at the little man, scratching his head slightly: "Do you want to make a promise?" ”

"It's nonsense, you have to pay, ten times!"

Really want money, Xin Chen tilted his head to look at the little man, then looked around, and suddenly leaned down to the little man's ear and said, "Little girl, do you think we are good people?" ”

As he spoke, a short dagger suddenly flung out of Xin Chen's sleeve and slashed lightly along the little man's chest, without exerting force, but because he was a sword immortal, he would be murderous with any weapon, and the little man didn't dare to move as if he had been immobilized.

"Do you want ten dollars, or do you want to go around the West Market naked?"

When Xin Chen said this, where was he still like usual, it was completely Gu Tao's possession, showing another side that he had barely shown.

"If a woman dresses as a man, it's good to dress up as a man, don't be too high-profile." Xin Chen put away the dagger and patted the little man's head: "Otherwise, you will provoke the bad guys." ”

The little man looked up at Xin Chen, her body even trembled a little, she didn't expect that she would finally come out and meet this kind of bastard for the first time......

"You...... You ......"

"Alright." Xin Chen straightened up: "Get out, little girl." ”

In fact, this kind of clumsy male dressing up as a woman, I really don't know how those movies and TV series deceived each other, really...... Even if it is a man, there is a difference between him and a woman in essence, first of all, the shoulders, the man's shoulders are wide, and the woman's hips are wide. This is basically the same.,Unless it's a little boy and a little girl who didn't develop at all.,Is this difference...... Even if you have sex reassignment surgery, you can see it.

And this little thing, although she is wearing men's clothes, her shoulders are thin and her waist is slender, but she has a round little buttocks, even if her voice looks like a man, she can't hide the fact that this is a little lady, Xin Chen has been learning in the past few years, especially with the magical junior brother next to him, anatomy, biology and how to tell which girl is the best and so on.

Although I have to admit that the little junior brother is really scummy, his knowledge is really useful.

"Okay, senior brother." Gu Tao hugged his arms behind him: "It's evil enough just now." ”

"Where, where...... It's all taught by you. Xin Chen smiled: "I still haven't learned the essence." ”

Gu Tao sneered, said "scumbag" and walked past Xin Chen, and Mengxiong, who was next to him, also glanced at Xin Chen, followed by "scumbag", and then eucalyptus, she didn't say anything when she walked over, but she didn't take two steps, and suddenly looked back at Xin Chen, "Phew, scumbag".

Xin Chen's face was dazed, and he quickly chased after him: "Hey, hey, hey, are you mistaken, do you have any misunderstanding about the scumbag?" The real scumbag is dressed as a woman there! ”

But his call was not answered, no one paid attention to his explanation, but followed behind Gu Tao, ignoring Xin Chen.

"You say, could that little girl just now be some kind of princess or something? That's what I watch on TV. ”

Xin Chen began to try to divert the topic, but obviously did not succeed, the three people in front just ignored him, and concentrated on discussing Xin Chen's sudden tearing up of his own personality just now, one sentence here and one sentence over there, and after a while, he became a split personality. Then, Gu Tao began to analyze Xin Chen's scumbag nature.

But jokes are jokes, since Gu Tao met Xin Chen, this guy is not a good thing, he is lazy, lustful and greedy for money, brave and ruthless, so happy, so chaotic, and thoughtful, dark and arrogant, if he is really lazy, this thing will become a first-class scum in the world.

So, his laziness is one of his few virtues, the others...... In fact, he is extremely talented and very tolerant of people who recognize him as his own, if it weren't for this, Gu Tao would have found a way to do him in the first place.

"Senior brother, senior brother is really not a scumbag, you have to help me explain to Mengxiong, she ignores me."

"I'll tell me what's the use."

When a few people sat in the teahouse and waited for dark, Xin Chen begged Gu Tao in a low voice, because from just now, Mengxiong's attitude towards him was very bad, it was the kind of typical girlfriend tantrum look, and Xin Chen sadly found that Mengxiong was almost obedient to Gu Tao, and he was really the kind of deference that treated him as his father, and he ......

"There is a price for me to wear women's clothes." Gu Tao sneered and lifted Erlang's legs, and as soon as he cocked them, he was pressed down by the eucalyptus, he didn't care, just took a sip of light wine: "I'm a person who has a special grudge, you can watch it." ”

"That's ......" Xin Chen leaned into Gu Tao's ear and whispered, "After I go back, I'll send you a few films that I have treasured for many years." ”

"What film? Cavalry infantry? ”

"Secretly recorded." Xin Chen smiled very carefully: "The domestic one, the whole process has high-definition dialogue." ”

Gu Tao's eyes rolled: "Deal." ”

After the two strange-shaped guys whispered for a while, the sky finally got dark, they asked the shopkeeper about the specific location of the Zuichun Building, and then slowly came to the Zuichun Building, and after coming to the door, the little guys standing on both sides just looked at their dress, and let them in without even asking.

"Don't even check?" Xin Chen glanced at the door when he went upstairs: "Are you so confident?" ”

Gu Tao didn't say anything, but he knew that there was no need to check it at all, first of all, this was a poetry meeting held by Shangguan Wan'er, this kind of favored minister who was favored by Wu Zetian, who would dare to spread wild on her territory? What's more, if there is no accident, the White Lotus Sect Master, who is known as having high mana, is by Shangguan Wan'er's side, although he is not sure who it is, but where can ordinary people do anything.

And since it is a poetry club, it is probably a group of vassal and elegant scholars, this kind of people are generally a little rich, and the Tang Dynasty has not yet appeared in the Houshi that kind of Donghua roll call party is a good son, so there will not be a large number of poor students, so now this group of scholars, in fact, eighty percent of the so-called middle class in later generations, their clothing and style will be essentially different from ordinary people, and the little servants at the door have also seen the world, so who should stop and who should not stop, they are obviously measured.

A group of people like Gu Tao, three upright noblemen, and a fairy-like character of an alien beauty, can this be an ordinary person?

"This is the Poetry Club?"

Xin Chen walked up and looked around: "I have seen it." ”

It's really a long experience.,This kind of poetry will actually be the same as the future drinking party.,Caged together in groups of three or five.,Make some unnutritious verses with each other.,What kind of grass and green potpourri,This kind of five-word quatrain at the middle school level,It's a little funny to hear.。

"Let's find a place to sit first." Xin Chen stared at the corner at a glance: "Go, go." ”

And when Gu Tao walked over, there were actually a lot of thieves' eyes already staring at his buttocks, Gu Tao found this kind of look, gritted his teeth and wanted to beat people, he clenched his hands into fists, and endured the adrenaline of rage.

"Senior brother, forbearance!"

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The Chinese team, who is so bad, feels sorry that Zheng Zhi can't take it.