"Theoretically, time is very tolerant of error, and it corrects itself, so that's why we reveal the future to others without being expelled."

Gu Tao sat next to the fire, dancing and talking, Xin Chen next to him yawned, and Sister Eucalyptus's state has also recovered a lot after a few days, after all, the spiritual power of this era is relatively abundant, she is very easy to absorb and easier to recover, and now Sister Eucalyptus has recovered about thirty percent, although it is simply a lower head, but some small spells can already be cast, so Gu Tao enjoyed the first hot bath after coming here.

After taking a bath, Gu Tao sat in the thatched hut bored, and set up a dragon gate formation with Xin Chen.

"So we have to do big things, such as burning Chang'an."

Xin Chen suddenly became energetic, and he realized that although this gate seed said that he was the sect leader, he had never let go of the idea of burning Chang'an City in his heart.

"Nope." Xin Chen shook his head: "You are destroying a totem, no." ”

"Actually, it's nothing, at most, a sentence suddenly appeared in the history books - in the first year of the vertical arch, Chang'an was fired, Chang'an City and Daming Palace were burned, hundreds of thousands of people were displaced, and Zhongzong Li Xian, Zetianshun Holy Empress and others were buried in the fire."

"Nope." Xin Chen resolutely shook his head: "No." ”

Really burned Chang'an City, is this worth it? The foreign invasion has to be a hundred years in advance, although Xin Chen is more immortal, but he is definitely not a fool, and he has also seen movies such as Planet of the Apes and the Butterfly Effect, if there is really such a fire, when they go back, they are likely to find that the streets are full of people with colored eyes holding AKs in the fight of Dada, the whole of China is divided into 27 countries in East Asia, and they are inseparable from each other.

This kind of thing can't be done categorically, so Xin Chen's theory is that no matter what he does, he can't cut off the roots of his civilization, it doesn't matter who is the emperor, but this culture must be passed on, and those who want to burn Chang'an are dragged out and beaten to death, it's that simple.

So Gu Tao's idea was completely rejected, which made Gu Tao very distressed, but it's right to think about it, if someone goes back to the past to burn the former capital of the home planet, if he doesn't play with his life, it's all for the sake of the other party who hasn't done it yet, as for what to convince people with virtue, it.

"Okay, then we'll be left with the line of Sect Master." Gu Tao touched his chin: "If I guessed correctly, a professional rebellious cult like the White Lotus Sect will definitely not let go of the chaos before Wu Zetian ascended the throne, then if according to normal history, Wu Zetian has successfully become the emperor, then what we have to do is to successfully put her on the throne." If the timeline is the same, then we may be the only person in the history of Chinese civilization who single-handedly contributed to the accession to the throne of the orthodox empress. ”

"Not necessarily." Xin Chen shook his head: "Don't forget, the sect leader is also a woman." ”

"Haha, yes, yes, it may be another empress, Empress White Lotus overthrew the Tang Dynasty and established the Chinese Buddhist State." Gu Tao patted his thigh and smiled: "This name feels ...... It's like the kind of bandit who sets himself up as a king in the deep mountains and old forests. ”

"Well, the wife is the queen, the son is the prince, the neighbor Ergouzi is the prime minister, and the daughter of the second dog is the queen's village-level country." Xin Chen also laughed: "Actually, he's quite interesting." ”

"Okay, the burning of Chang'an will be put on hold for the time being, let's talk about how to do it first."

As I said before, now this sect leader is by Shangguan Wan'er's side, according to Shangguan Wan'er's historical records, this female prime minister is a very smart person, and it is really difficult to deceive her, unless she takes the initiative to reach a consensus with this White Lotus sect leader.

Then this matter is interesting, Shangguan Wan'er, who was deeply favored by Wu Zetian and once became the concubine of Emperor Zhongzong, actually hooked up with the White Lotus Sect and intended to rebel!

Gu Tao really doesn't understand these rebels, except for special periods, such as Zhao Kuangyin and the like, otherwise this kind of foreign rebellion is basically unsuccessful, the reason why Wu Zetian can be called the emperor is because she is a woman with the right time and place, and she just happened to meet Li Xian and has no use, plus they are all direct family members, and many times everyone turns a blind eye and passes. But what are you Shangguan Wan'er? The amnesty of slaves and the rebellion against the emperor are not in line with the core values of society.

So, it's still easy to get lost in power.

But don't say it, if it's really the White Lotus Sect, maybe it's really possible, no matter how long it lasts, it's still possible to ascend the throne, after all, this kind of thing is to confuse the public, isn't Hong Xiuquan able to take off, Buddhism is much more deeply rooted than Jesus Christ.

"Cuilan, how do you say we can get close to Shangguan Wan'er."

Cuilan, who was dozing off next to her, was called by Gu Tao, and immediately snorted, she raised her head blankly: "Shangguan Wan'er is very suspicious, and because of his special status, he usually doesn't see people, but I heard that he likes poetry and songs, and he will hold a poetry meeting every month, so you can try it." ”

In fact, Cuilan has almost finished saying what she knows, she is useless, and since the day she was taken away from the Dark Fragrance Bureau, she has nothing to do with Chang'an, and she can't go back if she asks her to go back, so after Gu Tao got this information, he suddenly laughed and asked, "Cuilan, I haven't asked, where are you from your hometown?" ”

"Yuzhang people."

Gu Tao scratched his chin: "Nanchang people...... It's quite far. If we let you go, will you be able to go home safely? ”

"Cuilan has no home anymore, if the two of you let me go, I will probably go to the north." Cuilan hugged her knees: "There are people waiting for me there." ”

"Oh? Tell your story. Gu Tao suddenly became interested in gossiping: "Who is waiting for you." ”

"A fool." Cuilan said that she was a fool, but there was an indescribable happiness on her face: "He is a fool, and he doesn't dislike my dirty body." ”

"Okay." Gu Tao waved his hand: "Go, you're free." ”

Cuilan was stunned for a moment, then kowtowed to Gu Tao and Xin Chen, walked out of the hut without looking back, and disappeared into the darkness. Not a word of nonsense, just let go. This is a typical experienced Jianghu person, who runs away before the other party changes his mind, and the forced chatter usually does not end well.

"You say, how about we go to a poetry party?"

"The two of us?" Xin Chen looked Gu Tao up and down: "It will be driven out." ”

"What then?"

Xin Chen rubbed his hands: "Master said, the first step in walking the rivers and lakes, disguise!" Wait, brother. ”

After Xin Chen finished speaking, he ran out, and he ran back in about half an hour, carrying a big burden behind him, there were all kinds of outfits in it, and he looked out to be a thief, he put a big bag of clothes on the meadow, and looked at Gu Tao with his arms crossed: "First of all, our goal is to become a decent son." ”

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The design and modeling of this environment has undergone heated discussions, this era because of the feminist position, so the social aesthetic trend has gradually become feminine, the kind of powerful man is gradually not popular, the little white face is the king, the little white face must first be good-looking, and good-looking This article has been achieved by both Gu Tao and Xin Chen, although Gu Tao looks better in women's clothes, but if it is men's clothing, it will not be bad.

And the focus of their argument is here......

"I don't want women's clothes!"

Gu Tao kicked the emerald green skirt away with his foot: "Why am I pretending to be a woman!" ”

"Senior brother thinks it's better for you to pretend to be my lady, and Sister Eucalyptus to pretend to be your sister."

"Roll rough." Gu Tao threw away his skirt: "Crawl away for Lao Tzu." ”

Although Xin Chen was good at seducing, Gu Tao refused to resist, and finally had no choice but to compromise, Mengxiong pretended to be a man, Sister Eucalyptus also pretended to be a man, everyone was a man, and then went together to participate in the upcoming spring equinox poetry meeting. But...... Here again the point of contention arises.

"Dream Bear can, but my eucalyptus!" Gu Tao walked to Eucalyptus's side, and gestured with his hand along her curve: "As long as you are not blind, you can see that it is a woman dressed as a man!" ”

"Dream Bear was suddenly very aggrieved." Xin Chen patted the indignant Dream Bear: "What do you think is a eucalyptus?" Her transformation ability is something you can't even imagine, Sister Eucalyptus! Give him a show. ”

The cute eucalyptus was eating a poisonous mushroom, and after she heard Xin Chen's words, her body suddenly flickered a few times, and then a boy with red lips and white teeth and a face like a star appeared in front of Gu Tao, although he still looked a little eucalyptus, but ...... It's a man, really.

"My sister?" Gu Tao rushed over and circled around the eucalyptus twice, and then his hand poked into her neckline, and then stood on the spot like a lightning strike, like a mourner...... No more ......"

"Yes, yes."

Eucalyptus pressed Gu Tao's hand, and then returned to its original appearance, and suddenly Gu Tao felt that his hand was caught in the middle by something soft, and his skin was like congealed fat......

"Whew...... OK. ”

"Dream Bear itself is also a transfiguration sword, and there is no problem with transformation."

When the night came down, after everyone determined their respective identities, in fact, Gu Tao was hit, and they all said that men have nothing to do with women, but women are handsome and there is nothing to do with men, whether it is eucalyptus or dream bear, the two sons they incarnated directly gave Xin Chen and Gu Tao seconds, that kind of soft and strong, delicate and unparalleled ancient costume, it is really enough to make women of all times crazy, especially Dream Bear itself is a sword, she has a sharp temperament, quite handsome. And spring is also the best time for eucalyptus, she went to that station, she felt that her body was full of vitality is about to burst out, and the sun is so sunny that people dare not open their eyes. And Xin Chen and Gu Tao were beside them, dim...... It's bleak.

"Let's talk about the slogan first." Xin Chen moved a stone: "We don't show our true colors this time, but the characteristics of the junior brother are too obvious, and he can't transform into shape, so it's very dangerous." ”

"What the hell do you want!" Gu Tao gritted his teeth: "Isn't it just wearing women's clothes?" I'll just wear it! ”

"Senior brother." Xin Chen turned his head with a smile on his face and gave Gu Tao a thumbs up: "Awesome!" ”

Soon, under the dress of Dream Bear and Eucalyptus, Gu Xiaomei was born, with a girl's head coiled on her head, and a hairpin left by Cuilan, wearing a pothos long skirt, a goose-yellow gown on her head, a red rope on her wrist, red lips, peach flower pulp and eye shadow, her cheeks were also lightly swept with fine pollen with a small brush, and a shadow was added to the bridge of her nose. looks like a foreign-race girl with willow eyebrows and big eyes, with big hands and feet, tall body, and picturesque eyebrows.

"Perfect." Xin Chen circled around Gu Tao twice: "Senior brother, it's really as beautiful as a fairy." ”

"I'm a fairy for your grandmother's legs." Gu Tao took a sip, and the golden step on his head immediately made a loud sound: "Why is my women's clothes!" ”

"Because you don't study hard, you can't transform." Xin Chen's hand wiped on his face, and there were two more long sideburns on his face, although his appearance did not change very much, but he also changed from an indifferent person to a little brother who looked very elegant: "Na, junior brother." You remember, my name is Su Shi now, the word Zizhan, the number Dongpo layman, you are my sister, Li Qingzhao. ”

"What the are you ......" Gu Tao couldn't cry or laugh: "Su Dongpo is Li Qingzhao's brother, aren't you bullying people." ”

"Aside from the details, who knows the people of this era." Xin Chen smiled: "Sister Eucalyptus is Tang Yin, Tang Bohu." Dream Bear can be called Li Bai...... No, no, don't use the Tang Dynasty's, the dream bear is called the dream bear, the flying bear is in a dream, and the willow dream bear. ”

Gu Tao crossed his arms and looked at Xin Chen: "You really eat wire and pull fences, you really know how to make it." ”

"When the time comes, I will go to the poetry meeting, you know what I mean, the 300 Tang poems will be held? As long as you succeed in attracting Shangguan Wan'er, it's fine. ”

"Here comes the key question." Gu Tao touched his chin: "You bastard, it's obviously a plan, why do you always let me come up with ideas?" ”

Xin Chen raised his head: "If Senior Brother is not lazy, he won't be able to meet you." ”

Okay...... Xin Chen is really lazy, too lazy to even move his brain, Gu Tao remembers how he was deceived by him in the first place, this guy ...... Not to be underestimated.

But not yet...... Women's clothes look good when you wear them.

According to Cuilan's information, the spring equinox poetry meeting will be held tomorrow night, in the drunken spring building in Chang'an City, when the young talents of the whole city will pass, in order to make Shangguan Wan'er take a fancy to herself, whether it is to be the face of the queen mother, or to be the forbidden body of Shangguan, anyway, it is much more efficient than climbing up step by step.

"What should I do with this voice?"

As soon as Gu Tao finished speaking, Eucalyptus took out a colorful mushroom and smiled at him, the smile was pure, but the mushroom was really flowery......

Really, this is the first time that Gu Tao feels harmless to humans and animals, and there is a heinous bastard living in his heart......

"Sister Eucalyptus, what is the benefit of you tossing me?"

Eucalyptus hugged Gu Tao's neck from behind and kissed him on the cheek: "You are cute." ”

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