Chapter 134: The Birth of Sister Tiger
Zheng is so detailed that I Ouyang Huancai "made a lot of money today"?
Makes me wonder!
What "big" am I "earning"?
Is this a nonsensical method, or is it to make me happy?
However, I see that Zheng Xixi's face, which is very close to me, is an incomparably pure truth!
It's not like a rao expression that makes "falsehood" exactly the same as "truth"!
Well, Zheng Xixian is true!
I smiled and asked him, "Zheng Xixi, where did I make money?" Don't put a high hat on me! ”
Zheng Xi smiled and laughed again, and then said, "You have cleaned your heart again!"
This has to be replaced by someone else, maybe you will still be depressed in your heart, and you will not be able to get a reasonable release!
It's like a dam. If you close this sluice gate and do not discharge the flood for a long time, the sediment impurities at the bottom of the dam will accumulate more and more!
It's like being in a bad mood! The river dam that accumulates and settles in the heart will also be silted up and blocked!
You Ouyang Huancai, now you have dredged these channels, you, are you really making a lot of money? ”
I thought about it, although this Zheng Xian had never talked to me about these things beforehand, but I agree with his views in my heart with his reasoning!
I looked at him left and right and said, "Zheng Xixi, you hurry up and kill the fish!"
The faster this fish is killed, the fresher it will be!
If you leave it for a long time, it will go bad! The taste is not so fresh either! Come on! ”
My theory comes from my country daddy!
Daddy once said: "The longer the aquaculture fish, shrimp and shells are placed, the more tender the original flavor will be a little bit worse!"
If you want to eat fresh, don't delay too long before putting it into the pot......"
Zheng listened carefully to me, and also nodded: "Ouyang Huancai!" You're really right!
I've heard of that chef before! Okay, okay, okay! I'll cut the fish right away!
Please help me hold it down again!
Don't let its tail flick my face! Then I won't be able to paddle here! ”
I smiled: "Zheng Xixi! Give you a ladder, you want to climb again!
Give you an embroidery needle, and you want to chisel through the earth!
In the gap of this paragraph, you hold down the fish with one hand, take the tip of the knife with the other, aim at the softest line of the fish's belly, and gently stroke, won't you open your stomach?
Where do you kill fish like you!
The fish boy in the hotel who specializes in killing fish, if you kill like you, when you reach one, you will be replaced by the boss!
Because will the guests wait until the fish dies to serve the patience of the hot pot? ”
Zheng smiled brightly, and then laughed for a while before saying, "The beauty has taught the right lesson!" That's right!
But. It's a great treat!
People fish boys are professional to make a living!
We can't compare to that fish boy!
Okay, Ouyang Huancai, pay attention to your hand that presses the fish, beware that my fish knife happens to scratch you!
Then I'm sick to death! ”
I glared at Zheng carefully: "You dare!"
If you scratch me! I've been talking to you endlessly!
Moreover, if I can't hold a pen in my hand and can't hit my brain, what do I think you should do?
Otherwise, you'll have to support me for the rest of your life! Oh no!
I still have my dad and my mother, and my younger siblings! You have to keep these people! ”
Zheng smiled carefully: "Ah! So serious! So many people to bear! It's not easy!
At this point, I have to take responsibility! ”
At this time, the tail of this big herring really flicked a few times, and the sewage on the fish splashed a few drops on my face!
Zheng Xian's face also splashed a few drops!
Zheng smiled slightly: "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Otherwise, you hold down the fish first, I'll wash the handles, get a wet wipe, and wipe your face again! ”
I quickly stopped him and said, "Hey! Zheng Xixiao! You idiot! What an occasion this is! Wait until you finish wiping my face!
This fish will not be dissected for a while, and it will not be processed! Later, if it shakes its tail and shakes its head and breaks my face, then aren't you going to wipe my face with wet wipes again?
You're wiping it for me like this, maybe I'll have to wait until the fish dies before you have time to rest!
Then, this time has been wasted by you!
How did you become so smart that you became confused for a while?
You calm down and think about it, what is our current focus? Think about it and do it! ”
Zheng slapped a palm on his face!
Yikes! It's really good-looking!
Zheng Xian had the greasy five fingerprints with water marks!
Zheng Xixian didn't care so much, and scolded himself with a smile: "Okay, you Zheng Xixian!" What a chicken brain, a pig head!
You don't even know this basic common sense!
You've read so many years of reading in vain!
If I were your son, I would be half angry with you!
Give birth to someone as stupid as you!
It's stupid!
I'll cut the fish right away!
It doesn't matter if it's important! Look at me, what a stupid idiot! ”
Zheng carefully wanted to reach out and hold down the big herring!
I sternly stopped him: "Zheng Xixi! Stop! Wash my hands and wipe my face first!
I've been pressing this big herring for so long anyway, and I don't care about pressing it a little longer anymore!
Go wash it! Hands are not clean! The face is not clean either!
If you cut the fish, who would dare to eat it!
Hurry up and wash your hands and face! ”
I smiled and took out the fake tiger's style, which really scared Zheng Xixi!
Zheng carefully and obediently went to wash his hands and face.
Soon, he was back.
I saw that his face and hands were indeed clean!
Zheng Xixi still asked weakly: "Sister Tiger! Can we get started? ”
As soon as I heard that this guy was blatantly slandering me!
The specific manifestation is in the title!
I'm "Sister Tiger"!
In fact, deep in this guy's heart, Zheng is afraid that he wants to call me a "tigress"!
It's just that if this "tigress" shouts out directly, it will be too obvious to show traces of "dissatisfaction" with me!
This Zheng carefully changed the "tigress" to "tiger sister" with ingenuity!
Zheng Xianxi, this is a synonym or synonym that is used flexibly!
If you weren't like me Ouyang Huancai, listening attentively, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to see it, and you wouldn't be able to hear the twists and turns in Zheng Xi's stomach!
I widened my eyes again, and I glared at Zheng Xi and said, "You Zheng Xi Xi!" There are a lot of eye holes in my heart!
You also call me Brother Tiger and Sister Tiger! ”
Zheng Xixian smiled all over his face: "Don't you dare!" Don't dare!
The reason why I call you so is because I think your personality and bearing sometimes really have the momentum of the king of the forest!
So the audacity to call it so!
It really doesn't mean anything else!
Besides, even if you lend me a hundred guts, I wouldn't dare to think so! ”