Section 5 The Four Masters
My eyes became vigilant: "This is absolutely not going to work!" ”
The ugly ghost turned his head, glanced at the jumping ghost with his only eyes, and said lightly, "Shut up." ”
The ugly ghost is profound, full of prestige, and the jumping ghost hurriedly closed his mouth and stopped interjecting.
I asked, "Hey, you don't really want to ......."
"No, you can make money based on your ability."
"But what am I capable of? Part-time job during the summer? Even if I were willing to go, I wouldn't be able to earn 8,000. ”
The ugly ghost explained, "You can use the power of the Taoist priest to make money. ”
My face was full of bitterness: "Big brother, don't you tease me?" I just read a notebook, how did you become a Taoist? ”
"Just let me arrange, let's go back first."
I was just about to leave, when I suddenly felt a huge force coming from the side, and I was knocked to the ground and fell to the!
I stood up angrily, turned around, and found that it was a strong man who knocked me down, with a flat head and a black half-sleeve, revealing the strong muscles on his arms, my expression changed from anger to surprise, and asked: "Huang Feihong?" ”
The strong man also looked at me carefully, and asked uncertainly, "Are you Bruce Lee?" ”
This is the instructor who claimed to be Huang Feihong during the military training in the first year of high school! I'm so impressed with him!
Just as he was about to chat with him, the ugly ghost suddenly said, "Business is coming." Now that you have opened your yin eyes, you should be able to see the faint yin qi surrounding his face, which means that he is haunted by evil things, ask him if he has encountered anything strange recently. ”
I took a closer look at Huang Feihong and found that as the ugly ghost said, there was a faint black aura on his face! With the attitude of giving it a try, I asked, "Instructor, have you encountered anything strange lately?" ”
Huang Feihong looked at me in surprise: "What do you mean...... What's weird? ”
Just look at the expression, you must have guessed it! So I continued: "Look at the yin qi on your face, it should be haunted by evil things, have you met a ghost?" ”
"Follow me." As he spoke, he led me to a corner and said, "I did encounter something strange, this time I came to the antique market to ask for help from a master, but how do you know this?" ”
The ugly ghost said, "Tell him that you are a Taoist priest." ”
"This ...... Instructor, I'm ashamed, but I'm actually a Taoist. I said with some confidence.
"Don't call me an instructor, my name is Huang Chao. Xiaolong, are you really a Taoist? ”
The ugly ghost continued, "Tell him that you can deal with ghosts. (The following ugly ghost teaches that dialogue is omitted.) )
I nodded: "That's right, Brother Huang, I can deal with ghosts." ”
Huang Chao frowned and thought for a while, then asked, "Can you handle supernatural events?" ”
"Most of it can be handled, but not for free."
"If it can really solve my urgent need, money is not a problem." Huang Chao said: "This thing is very weird, if you can really solve it, I will give you 2,000 yuan, how about it?" ”
Two thousand? So much! That's not going to be the time to buy old books! So I asked, "Brother Huang, what is the strange thing?" ”
Huang Chao sighed and said, "This matter has to start from half a year ago. At that time, my sixth uncle was diagnosed with liver cancer and had been treated in the hospital, spending hundreds of thousands, but he still passed away two days ago. So he was sent to the funeral home and put on makeup on the corpse. Everything was going well, but that night something went wrong! My sixth uncle cheated the corpse! ”
I only felt a chill down my spine, and my voice became abnormal: "Fraud and deceit? What's going on? ”
"I don't know ◎ The funeral home found the body lost in the morning, and the surveillance video showed that the body ran out in the middle of the night! We found the body in the woods behind the funeral home, where it was lying on the ground without moving. At first, I thought that the hospital had misdiagnosed, but the hospital showed relevant certificates to prove that the sixth uncle was indeed dead when he left the hospital. We carried the body back to the funeral home and put it in the body freezer. But when I went to the funeral home this morning, something happened again! ”
I swallowed: "What's going on again?" ”
"In the middle of the night last night, there was a lot of movement in the body freezer, as if someone was struggling inside, but the staff did not dare to approach. When I opened the freezer this morning, I found that the corpse's clothes were very messy, and it must have been another fraud last night! The funeral home did not let us publicize the matter, for fear of causing panic, and also asked us to carry the body home so that it could be cremated tomorrow. ”
"Why not cremate today?"
"The date of burial is calculated by someone, and it can only be cremated tomorrow, otherwise it will be bad for future generations. And now that the corpse is parked at home, we are worried that we will cheat the corpse tonight, so we came to the antique market to look for the master. What do you think? Can you do it? ”
"Corpse ...... Let me think. This is for the ugly devils.
The ugly ghost said, "Go, keep you safe." ”
This kind of thing sounds terrifying, and I don't want to go. But now it's a bit awkward, and while the ugly ghost doesn't threaten me, who knows what the consequences will be if I don't comply.
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The sixth uncle's family lives in the county seat on the edge of Qingtian City, and the road is far away, and when he arrives by car, it is already two o'clock in the afternoon.
On the way, I had already called my mother on Huang Chao's mobile phone and told her to stay at a friend's house tonight.
And, there was another thing that worried me on the way.
When I was in the car, the ugly ghost said that because I had a special way of opening my yin eyes today, I had to extinguish the yang fire on my shoulders to see the ghost. And at noon, the yang energy is violent, and it will automatically ignite the yang fire on both shoulders, and then there will be no ghosts in sight.
Since Huang Chao was sitting next to him, I asked cryptically, "Wouldn't it be okay to wait until noon and open it again?" ”
The ugly ghost said no, frequently extinguishing the yang fire in my shoulders would make me seriously ill, at least every 5 hours. He also reassured me, saying that although I couldn't see it, he was there for me and would protect me as soon as I was in danger......
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The sixth uncle's family opened a car wash in the county seat, but due to the fraud of the corpse, the car wash was closed today, and the main gate was not opened, so it could only be entered through the back door.
When I walked into the car wash, my first impression was that it was dark, cold and damp, with dim lighting, and a corpse on the ground, covered with a white sheet.
Seeing such a horrible sight, I almost peed out! Don't say a word, turn around and leave!
Huang Feihong raised his arm to stop me, and asked in a low voice, "Where are you going?" ”
"Toilet toilet toilet."
"It's in the house, and it's in the room next to the body."
I pretended to be calm and asked, "What?" How can you put a corpse next to the toilet? Too disrespectful to the dead! I'm not going! ”
Huang Feihong looked at me suspiciously: "Aren't you a Taoist?" How can you be afraid of a corpse? ”
I forced my urine and replied, "Who said I was scared?" I just don't want to go! ”
"If you don't go, don't go, the corpse is over there, you can see first, what caused the corpse."
I feel that Huang Feihong doesn't seem to trust me anymore, this is not good, I can't be taken by him. So I shook my head, pretended to be inscrutable, and said, "No, I can't see it now, and I won't know the reason until the corpse changes." Now I'm going to go outside and meditate, soak up the yang energy to the fullest, and save it for the evening. ”
Huang Feihong saw that what I said was really like that, so he took me outside and sat on the ground chatting. But he sat in the shade of the tree, and I was exposed to the sun.
In response to that sentence: pretending to be b always has a price.
Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it was six o'clock in the evening, the sun was setting, and Huang Feihong said: "The sun is also over, we should go in and see the corpse, right?" ”
"It's not time yet, let's go get something to eat first, and it's not too late to come back."
I continued to stall, and the ugly ghosts hadn't opened my eyes to see them, so how could I have the courage to approach the corpse?
Huang Feihong is now suspicious and has been urging, I tried hard to delay, and I ate a bowl of Lanzhou ramen for two hours!
It's only eight o'clock, and there's still an hour left before the time the ugly ghost and I agreed, and he won't be able to open my eyes until nine.
What can I do? What else can be thought of to delay? Toilet? No, I've been to the noodle shop five times just now; Stomach ache? I used it just now; Leg pain? Back pain? Egg pain?
In anxiety, I have walked back to the car wash.
Just when Huang Feihong opened the door, two figures jumped out next to him, and I made a slot on the spot, turned around and ran!
But just as he was about to take a step, he heard Huang Feihong say, "Huh? How did you guys get here? ”
It turns out to know! I breathed a sigh of relief.
After Huang Feihong's introduction, these two are his cousins, both with big shoulders and round waists, and they have endless strength. One of them is surnamed Ye, just call Brother Ye. The other surname is Huo, Brother Huo.
After entering the house, Brother Ye said that he wanted to see the corpse. I solemnly refused, "No, it may be dangerous to get close to the corpse now." ”
It's also about giving yourself a step down. Who knew that Brother Ye came and said: "What are you afraid of?" Today we not only have Bruce Lee and Huang Feihong here; There are also Huo Yuanjia and I, Ye Wen, our four masters are gathered here, are you still afraid of a corpse? ”
"Makes sense!" This bull b blew into Huo Ge's heart, making him instantly full of confidence.
The four of us came to the corpse, lifted the white cloth, and saw a middle-aged man with a yellow face lying there. In people with liver cancer, the skin of the whole body is yellowed due to the increase in 'serum bilirubin' in the body. Moreover, patients with advanced liver cancer will have anorexia, nausea and vomiting, so people who die of liver cancer generally have yellow skin and skinny bones all over the body.
is like the sixth uncle lying here, wearing a black shroud, with a yellow face and thin muscles.
Seeing the corpse, Huang Chao sighed: "Alas, the sixth uncle used to be stronger than me, tall and shouldered, who knew that after a serious illness, he lost weight like this, I can imagine how much he suffered......"