"Don't sigh." Huo Ge said: "Hurry up and find a rope to tie up the sixth uncle, so that he won't cheat the corpse in the middle of the night." ”

"No, it's too disrespectful to the sixth uncle." Huang Chao shook his head sadly, looked at me and said, "Xiaolong, aren't you a Taoist priest?" I saw that the Taoist priest in the movie can use a charm to suppress zombies, but what about your talisman? ”

"I ...... I came out in a hurry today and didn't bring it. ”

Brother Ye said: "I also think it's a bit evil to use a rope, the sixth uncle is dead, and it's not appropriate to tie him up." ”

"A dog can't spit out ivory!" Huo Ge scolded: "It's still tm dripping wax!" ”

I almost vomited blood, and my heart said it was like you dog can spit out ivory from its mouth.

Seeing the two quarreling, Huang Chao said: "You two don't J8." Xiaolong, if you give me the right words, can you deal with the corpse? ”

This...... I hesitated. All three looked at me, waiting for my answer.

"I can handle it, but when I can't cope with it, I still need a few heroes to help......"

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Soon, when the time reached nine o'clock in the evening, I only felt a coldness, and my vision blurred for a moment, and then I found that there were four more figures in the house, it was the ugly ghost and the three jumping ghosts!

Compared with the 'sixth uncle' lying on the ground, I think the ugly ghosts are much cuter, but the ugly ghosts extinguished the yang fire on my shoulders, making me feel cold and shivering unconsciously.

I'd love to ask if Uncle Six will cheat the corpse tonight. But at this time, Huang Chao, Brother Huo, and Brother Ye were all beside him, and it was inconvenient to speak. The ugly ghost saw that I looked like I wanted to say something, and knew what I wanted to ask, so he took the initiative to say, "Don't worry, I've already found out." The reason why this corpse cheats the corpse is because it is stimulated by yin qi, so it jumps up every day. As for where I was stimulated, I don't know. ”

The ugly ghost explained in detail, and I secretly nodded to him in gratitude.

The ugly ghost continued: "This kind of corpse is easy to settle, and two or three strong men can subdue it. ”

Oh? Sounds like Uncle Six is very vegetable? Wait a minute, I don't need to make a move, Huang Feihong and the three of them can settle it, thinking of this, I glanced at the corpse of the sixth uncle with contempt, and my sense of fear was reduced a lot.

At this moment, Brother Ye shouted from behind: "Xiaolong, come and play cards, it's up to you!" ”

Playing is a four-person fight landlord, losing and drinking beer, I don't know if the three grandsons are colluding, in just ten minutes, I drank three bottles! On the other hand, several heroes are calm and relaxed. I shook my drowsy head and said, "Let's play, I'll go sleep for a while, don't drink too much, I have to compete with my sixth uncle for the leader of the martial arts alliance at night......"

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I don't know how long I slept, I was awakened by the urge to urine, and walked into the bathroom in a daze, completely ignoring the sixth uncle lying at the door of the toilet, and the three heroes who were still playing cards.

Just when I was peeing, I suddenly heard an exclamation from outside: "Fraud ~ corpse ~ ! ”

"Run!"

I heard a low roar, accompanied by a heavy footstep as it passed by the toilet door. Then there was the sound of beer bottles falling to the ground.

My body shook, and the alcohol dissipated a little!

When people hear a sound, they can't help but look in the direction where the sound comes from, but when I turned around, I was greeted by a half-sized head! I was so scared that I lay down in a groove on the spot! My hands shook and I peed on my shoes!!

I complained dissatisfiedly, "Big brother, are you perverted? Peeking at the toilet too? Can you still give me some privacy? ”

The ugly ghost was not angry, and calmly explained, "I just came in. ”

It's like a hotel waiter telling you, don't worry, the food will be ready immediately, who will believe it?

But I dare not say this explicitly, if I provoke him, who knows what the consequences will be? So I changed the subject and asked, "How's it going out there?" ”

The ugly ghost replied, "It's the time of the child, the heaviest time of the day, and the corpse is affected and jumps. You'd better get out and help as soon as possible, or you'll die. ”

Get out? How dare I! What a horrible thing to cheat corpses! My voice trembled a little and asked, "Didn't you just say that three or two strong men can subdue a corpse?" ”

"Yes. But all three of them drank too much. There is not a single bottle of beer left in the whole case, and they are now struggling to walk, how can they subdue the corpse? ”

When I heard this, I almost couldn't help but go out and kick them! You three stupid bhearts? I know that the sixth uncle is going to jump up at night to talk to you, and I still drink so much!

I said to the ugly ghost, "I've figured it out! I'm going to stay in the toilet tonight, and I won't get out if I'm killed! ”

"Yes, but the three people outside are dead. Tomorrow you will be a murderer because the police will not believe that they were killed by corpses. ”

I was silent, the ugly ghost was right, I had to overcome my fear! Otherwise, these three stupid Bs will be strangled to death by the sixth uncle! And I'm going to carry a black pot for a corpse! Spend the second half of your life in prison!

Tighten the belt of his trousers, look at the ugly ghost and ask, "How do I deal with the sixth uncle?" ”

"The three of them will help you. Come on in. ”

As soon as the words fell, the triplets jumped in.

I questioned: "The three of them? Not very reliable, right? ”

"Don't worry." The ugly ghost said, "Just let them get on you, and they will help you." ”

"Upper body?" My chrysanthemum tightened, and my head shook like a rattle: "No! I read it on "Records of Demon Surrender in the Past Dynasties of Niumen", and being invaded by the perineal qi of the upper body of the ghost can cause dizziness and nausea at the lightest, and a serious illness at worst, and affect the life expectancy! ”

The ugly ghost explained: "The normal ghost is on the body, but it only controls people's minds. And these three ghosts are very special, they can use Yin Qi to reproduce their pre-life abilities, and I have taught them how to achieve this without controlling your mind. And with me, the yin qi will not remain in your body, don't worry. ”

Although the ugly ghost said it soundly, it was only a one-sided statement, who wouldn't write a blank check? But at this moment, I had no choice but to say against my will: "Okay! I trust you, tell me what to do? ”

"Just command them to get up, and you'll get their abilities when they're alive, and you're clear-headed."

"In other words, during the period of being possessed, I can get the third brother's iron head skill, the fourth brother's iron cloth shirt, and the fifth brother's iron crotch skill?" I asked unsure.

The ugly ghost nodded his half-headed: "That's right. ”

"Then you still have to choose? Of course I want the fourth brother's iron cloth shirt! Come on, come on, fourth brother, get on me! I insisted.

One of the jumpers floated over and became one with me. In an instant, a cold feeling came from all over the body...... A stream of yin qi appeared out of thin air, condensed around the body, and did not disperse for a long time!

The ugly ghost said, "Punch yourself and try it." ”

I punched myself lightly, and found that the fist was blocked by that thin layer of yin qi, so amazing! I punched myself harder! The result is still the same, the fist is blocked by the yin qi! Isn't this exactly the effect of the iron cloth shirt?

I instantly burst with self-confidence, kicked open the toilet door, and rushed out!

When I came outside, I saw that the sixth uncle was chasing Huang Feihong, Huo Yuanjia, and Ip Man, and the three heroes were overwhelmed by alcohol, their steps were vain, and their faces were full of expressions of dead parents, and they were crying and screaming for their mothers to flee around the garage.

They didn't have time to open the door and escape, because it takes time to open the door, and whoever dares to stop will definitely be angry with the sixth uncle!

The three heroes were very embarrassed at this time, and their clothes were more or less torn. Seeing me break down the door, Brother Huo hurriedly shouted, "Xiaolong, come and help!" ”

By the time it was asking for help, I had already rushed to it!

The corpse made the sixth uncle look hideous like a beast, and let out a low roar, which was very eerie and terrifying. But I can only bite the bullet!

Go around behind you and kick on the sixth uncle's ass! What I didn't expect was that I actually helped my sixth uncle! Under the action of force, the sixth uncle's body was unstable, and he quickly staggered forward a few steps, knocking Huang Feihong in front of him to the ground! The sixth uncle opened his big mouth and bit Huang Feihong's shoulder! The blood flowed out in an instant, and Huang Feihong screamed in pain! The echo lingered in the empty garage.

I deserve it! Who made you three stupid bs drink so much!

Although he thinks so in his heart, he can't die without help, after all, Huang Feihong is an employer. I grabbed the collar of the sixth uncle and pulled it back! The sixth uncle hit my crotch with the whole person!

At first, I didn't feel anything, but I soon realized that something was wrong! Because the sixth uncle turned his head and bit my crotch! If I hadn't hid quickly, the old Li family would have cut off their children and grandchildren! The sixth uncle fell on all fours, like a mad dog, and bit at my crotch while roaring! I can only keep backing up! Although there is an iron cloth shirt to protect the body at this time, there is no yin qi around the crotch of the pants! This means that the crotch is not protected!

Seeing the sixth uncle's obscene and impatient expression on his face, my tears were about to fall! hurriedly shouted: "Fifth brother! Upper body! ”

As soon as the words fell, the yin qi in my whole body dissipated, and the fourth brother left my body, and at the same time, I also retreated to the wall! The sixth uncle seemed to show a treacherous smile, opened his mouth wide, and bit at my crotch!

At this critical moment, the fifth brother possessed! A stream of yin qi appeared out of thin air and condensed in the crotch!

The sixth uncle took a bite on the yin qi! It was as if there was a sound of gold and iron clashing, and his mouth was almost shattered! I patted my chest, and my heart said that it was still reliable! But this guy dares to bite my crotch, is it unbearable! Grabbing his hair is a fat beating! Today, I want to let Uncle Six know why the flowers are so red!