Chapter 160: Lap-mei jokes

The rich man blinked his eyes and asked his father, "Daddy, I really don't understand! People like to eat that one dish! I don't like the other dishes!

Is this to blame? ”

The rich man's father: "This is 'people look at the details, and the horses look at the hooves and claws'!"

This small thing shows a spare heart!

You woman prefers this bowl of dishes, if the seven ** people at the same table like this bowl of dishes! are all like her, then, everyone at this table is going to fight with chopsticks!

In front of the public, what kind of system is it? Is it a bad influence on our family? In the future, our family will sit at the dinner table and sit at the banquet, isn't it to make everyone avoid it?

Won't the faces of my father and mother and our ancestors be lost by us?

Besides, she wants to put everything she likes into her own bowl, which is obviously domination! Obvious selfishness! It's obvious that you can't share it with others!

In the future, this will give you a headache!

Because, this person can't just like this bowl of food, right?

She likes something else, right?

What else you don't know is?

That's too many troubles to count!

With such an in-depth analysis, the loving woman really didn't dare to ask for it! ”

…………

When the rich man heard his father's alarmist words, he was really scared out of a cold sweat by his father!

The rich man: "It's too troublesome to ask for a wife, right?" Don't marry a wife at all! So I live freely and chicly! ”

The rich man's father glared: "You brute! Do you want to cut off our incense? Do you want our family to be eliminated from your hands?

Lao Tzu is just an example for you to think carefully! Just choose your daughter-in-law carefully!

It's not that you don't please your daughter-in-law! ”

The thick neck of the rich man of the land was stalked: "It's hard to do daddy!" I'm telling you! Daddy, daddy!

Now you are fighting and I can't win!

Now you're talking about me!

Now you can't catch up with me!

Hey, hey, hey!

We can do whatever we want!

What can you do with me? ”

The father of the rich man was so angry that he pointed at this son at that time, and he fainted in trembling......

The paparazzi thought of this in a daze, and took advantage of the night to sneak in front of the landlord's room.

The paparazzi found that there was still light in the rich man's kitchen, so he quietly touched it and looked through the crack in the wall.

The paparazzi saw that the lamp in the kitchen of the rich man was quite simple, that is, there was some grease in the broken bowl, and then a wick of twisted cotton yarn was drawn.

The brightness of this lamp is now comparable.

However, it can be adjusted, as long as you find a thin wooden stick or something, and pull out the cotton wick a little outside, the brightness can be increased! Dial it in and it will be reduced!

It seems that the rich man is the kind of person who wants to be as good as possible and fuel-efficient as long as there is light!

The paparazzi continued to watch, and he wanted to laugh three times when he saw it outside!

However, he knew that he was a character who crossed the wall, and if he was discovered by the rich man, he was only afraid that he would be skinned by him, a miser!

The paparazzi hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth and continued to look at the diorama in the crack in the wall:

I saw that the rich man of the land carried a stool, stood up, and stepped over the higher table.

Above the dining table hangs a string of long sausages hanging from a rope!

The paparazzi don't see it in the cracks of the wall:

You're a rich man, you don't look stupid! Can a sausage be hung down from the sorghum so straight?

You won't bend the sausage a few times and discount it, will you? You can hang a little shorter!

Also, if you go up so empty-handed, and you don't take a knife or scissors, you want to cut the sausage with your hands?

This sausage has quite good tenacity, but it's not so easy to break!

When the paparazzi were guessing how the rich man would break the sausage!

Another scene that surprised him was revealed:

The rich man actually stuck out his tongue and sucked that piece of sausage!

The paparazzi thought: It seems that the rich man's sausage seems to be steamed and cooked!

The paparazzi continued to watch this good show:

After sucking a few mouthfuls of the sausage, the rich man turned back to the ground by the same route.

Come to the stove, there is a bowl of light rice here!

Nothing at all!

After the rich man took a few bites of white rice, he actually stood on the stool again, climbed the table, and came to suck that piece of sausage!

And then down again!

Go to the stove and take a few mouthfuls of white rice noodles!

The rich man did this, and repeated it several times, and finally finished the big bowl of white rice!

Only then did the paparazzi suddenly realize that when I looked at that piece of sausage just now, I found that the sausage was actually longer than when I started to look at it! This should be the effect of the rich man sucking!

If it goes on like this, I'm afraid that this sausage will be sucked longer and longer!

The paparazzi went up from the grape trellis ladder like a treasure, and slipped down the sour jujube tree.

He didn't dare to shout "Ahh Endured the pain and left with a jump!

For the neighbors knew that the rich man of the land would not allow them to come too close to his house......

Ouyang Huancai thought of this joke and ate this muscular sausage, not to mention how delicious it was!

Hua Baji enthusiastically gave Ouyang Huancai and Tang Jiajiao take turns to pick up dishes! The mouth does not stop:

"Beauties, it's rare to have an authentic hometown meal! You're welcome! Don't be reserved!

After eating the villagers, relatives and friends gave me, come and eat yours again! Is it good? ”

I, Ouyang Huancai, wanted to ask Hua Baji and Tang Jiajiao, what good news to bring, it should be more than these local specialties of preserved fish, bacon and sausages, right?

Tang Jiajiao asked instead of Ouyang Huancai: "Brother Hua Baji, did you bring these things to us?" It's a great event, but it's not a big deal, is it?

It's not worth summoning our all-encompassing section chief Ouyang Huancai to the shed, right? ”

Ouyang Huancai scolded with a smile: "Tang Jiajiao, don't come to ridicule me!" Don't hurt me, okay? You yourself are a director-level person of the Meijiali Garment Factory, don't laugh at me as the deputy section chief! ”

Hua Ba Ji said in a round: "The two beauties are much better than me!"

I'm tall, big, and fierce, and I'm the most unproductive person here, and I'm the most unproductive ......."

Tang Jiajiao interrupted Hua Baji's words: "Everyone is not going to do this, let's get down to business!" Brother Hua Baji! Don't sell it, you called me, and asked me to call Ouyang Huancai, naturally there is a law! Naturally, I have an idea!

Don't you really want to see our Ouyang Huancai beauty, just an idea from us?

Aren't you?

Don't be ashamed of the rose! ”