Chapter 159: The Funny Rich Man

I was a little embarrassed to say to Hua Baji: "Hey, hey, hey! I'm so embarrassed!

Me, I didn't mean to! ”

Tang Jiajiao coaxed blindly on the side: "Brother Hua Baji! Although Ouyang Huancai didn't mean to bump into you, I can see that she came to bump into you on purpose!

You can't let her go!

You know such a sentence, 'Cutting grass does not remove the roots, the spring breeze blows and grows!'" ’

You're going to have to nip her bad signs in the bud! ”

This Tang Jiajiao, I can't see that he is this kind of fanning the flames!

She didn't settle things herself, but she instigated Hua Baji to deal with me!

Hua Baji is the taro in the blue!

If you rush to the front, the taro waiting to be cleaned in the blue will be washed off a layer of skin!

This rush to the back of the blue, and then wash off some taro skin!

Because I saw Hua Baji's embarrassing smile, it must be that he didn't dare to offend Tang Jiajiao, and second, he didn't dare to offend me Ouyang Huancai! He's caught in the middle, neither left nor right!

Hua Baji said: "Let's say goodbye, let's go to eat, it's not delicious when it's cold!" ”

Hua Baji smiled and beckoned to Tang Jiajiao and me.

I got off the donkey and smiled, "Yes! The food is ready, and if you don't eat it, won't you lose a lot of money? ”

Tang Jiajiao also followed step by step, and said with a smile: "Let's not fall behind, beware of being killed by others first." ”

Hua Baji led us to the shack there, and on the simple wooden planks and wooden nails on the dining table, there were already a few mouth-watering hometown delicacies on the table!

Tang Jiajiao and I went to wash our hands first, shook off the water on our hands, and went straight to the dining table.

Hua Baji: "Beauties, please start eating first!" I also have a sausage stir-fried garlic pepper here, and it's good right away! ”

Tang Jiajiao and I couldn't wait to grab the chopsticks, and viciously hurriedly "attacked" those delicious foods!

I first sandwiched a piece of bacon with the skin, and the chopsticks poked in from the skin, ah! It's just right, it's not soft or hard, and it tastes very tough!

This bacon with skin is a combination of fat and thin, and it was originally a boy's favorite, but I also like to bite two pieces!

The next thing is to eat this spicy fish, well, it's delicious!

The fishy smell has been smoked off a lot, and the salt taste is not salty or light, and it is evenly coated.

After this preserved fish is dried, unlike fresh fish, the flesh and bones of the fish are easy to scatter and fall off, turning into fish puree. After drying, the fish meat and fish bones are tightly connected together, and it is not easy to disperse.

However, this preserved fish tastes very chewy! It tastes like a chew!

Next is to eat vegetarian food, pickled mustard skin!

In our hometown, there are many farmers who are reluctant to peel off the surface of the mustard and throw it away!

They will tear off the hard tendons on the inner layer of the mustard skin, and the mustard skin will be soft.

Then wash the mustard skin cleanly, and when the air is good, use a mesh sieve, a grate board, and spread it out to dry the water.

When the water is almost dry, collect it, put it in a basin, pour the chopped peppers of the previous year or the year, pour the red chopped peppers in, mix well, and then either enter the jar, or use some bottles and cans to put it up, seal it and place it overnight, and you can eat it!

If you are not afraid of sour, if you want to cook a little more, you can put it for a little more time.

This pickled pickled mustard skin is fresh and crispy to eat!

You can eat three bowls of rice with mustard peels! No need for any other meals!

Wait a while, Hua Baji's fried sausage and garlic peppers are mixed together and brought up!

Just smelling that scent makes you want to look away from it!

This is the specific impression of love!

This sausage has a particularly good tendon!

Listening to such a story before, it is like this, it is enough to understand how good the tendons of this sausage are:

Once upon a time, there was a rich man.

Many people asked him, "How did you go from rags to rich?" ”

This rich man always laughs and doesn't answer! Or maybe it's about him! It's always perfunctory! Don't say anything!

There is a bag of inquiring paparazzi, who volunteers to dig out the secret of this rich man!

The paparazzi paid attention to the every move of the rich man, and he wanted to analyze the secret of his fortune from it!

Well, the left analyzes, the right estimates, but there is no clue!

That night, the paparazzi, who were unwilling to give up, patrolled around the rich man's house.

Next to the house of the rich man of the earth, there is a sour jujube tree with a crooked neck, which grows thick and leafy.

The rich man planted a few vines in the walls of his house.

The branches of this sour jujube tree have naturally become the grape trellis of the rich man!

The paparazzi climbed the jujube tree and climbed along the edge of the wall, ah! It just so happened that the wooden ladder where the rich man picked the grapes was still erected by the wall!

The paparazzi said in their hearts: "What an endless road! ”

The paparazzi climbed down and came into the yard.

Well, this rich man doesn't have dogs, and he once said to others: "What kind of dogs?" I can't eat so much food from me! Nursing home? Come on! If you really want to steal and rob your house, you close a tiger! You raise a lion! There is still a way for people to get in! ”

So, the rich man doesn't have a dog at home!

So, what about the family of the rich man's family?

No!

The rich man has no wife!

It's not that there is no one in this world who can be the wife of a rich man!

But the rich man refuses to marry his wife!

Because the father of the rich man said: "Cub, cub! Meat, meat! Daddy told you, don't marry a wife easily!

If this wife marries badly, it means 'marrying a bad cousin (marrying the wrong wife), and nine generations of bad people!'

Nine generations! Nine generations!

Nine generations of descendants are not excellent!

So, cub, don't you want to marry a daughter-in-law for me casually!

If you don't listen to Daddy, Daddy won't be blind under those nine springs! ”

The rich man asked his father in confusion, "What kind of daughter-in-law is bad?" Is there a standard? If you don't tell me, how will I know? ”

The rich man sighed: "This standard! According to my opinion, I am afraid that there will be more than a hundred and ten kinds!

However, I will choose the main one for you!

One is to see if this girl has to serve twice in one meal!

In my opinion, it's not good for this woman to eat too much!

She doesn't do heavy manual labor! What do you do when you eat so much?

This is not the appearance of a prosperous family!

Second, when seeing if this woman is sandwiching, is it sandwiched three times in a row in the same bowl?

Well, there's learning in the middle of this!

A woman sandwiches three times into the same bowl, showing her strong possession**Ah! ”

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