My mood is like eating two bottles of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce without drinking water.

The ugly ghost carefully protected the yang fire, waved his hand, and the whole room was cloudy! The three yin qi were blown back!

Affected by the yin wind, the bell in the corner of the wall shook violently as if it had eaten Viagra! The door was blown and creaked and made a strange noise, and the atmosphere was very strange, and I don't know which policeman screamed and took the lead and ran out!

My soul hid behind the couch, and the old ghost followed, and I asked dissatisfiedly, "What are you hiding?" You're not going to take revenge? ”

The old ghost said that you know a fart, this is called a tactical retreat, and it has been less than 24 hours since the death of the head of the Dao, how can he be the opponent of those hundred-year-old ghosts?

I despise it in my heart, and I say that this damn one will pick a soft persimmon and pinch it, and when Lao Tzu learns something, I will let you know that it is amazing!

The old ghost and I didn't dare to go out, because if we weren't careful, we would be gone!

And the three powerful ghosts stood in three directions and besieged the ugly ghosts! It's just an old lady drinking gruel against the wall with a toothless obscene back (despicable and shameless obscene)! Fortunately, the ugly ghost is profound, and he still does not fall behind with one enemy and three enemies!

It's so powerful! Won't I be able to walk sideways in the future?

Seeing that my face was happy, the old ghost snorted coldly: "What are you laughing at?" If your soul is out of your body for more than five minutes, you are not saved. ”

"Why?" I subconsciously replied.

"Hmph, there is no common sense at all, if you stop breathing for five minutes, the cells of the cerebral cortex will die, and you will be in a vegetative state when you are rescued."

Holy! I'm still young! You can't just be in a vegetative state!

Fortunately, the ugly ghost also knows that time is urgent, and he shoots mercilessly!

At this time, he held the yang fire in his right hand, and his left hand was claw-shaped, like a magnet, absorbing all the surrounding yin qi into his palm! Then, his figure flashed, turned into an afterimage, and the next moment appeared behind the female ghost, and slapped it with a palm......

Bang!

A slight explosion sounded, and the female ghost's soul exploded! Turned into black gas and melted into the air...... Out of one's wits!

I didn't expect the ugly ghost to be so powerful! The other two ghosts glanced at each other and fled through the wall! I'm afraid of being slapped!

The yin qi looked so delicious that I couldn't help but step forward and want to open my mouth to suck the yin qi into my mouth.

The old ghost encouraged him: "Suck, suck more, it's good for you." ”

But the ugly ghost said coldly: "Don't suck!" ”

I couldn't help but pause and ask, "Why?" ”

"Absorb the yin qi, and you won't be able to return the soul." The ugly ghost's answer made me break out in a cold sweat.

The ugly ghost looked at the old ghost and said, "Don't involve this child in the matter between you and me. ”

"Hmph."

The ugly ghost walked over to my corpse, slowly fused the flame above my head, and said, "Go back to your body!" ”

I was stunned for a moment: "How do you go back?" ”

The old ghost kicked me in the ass from behind, and my soul fell forward and fell into my body......

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Suddenly open your eyes! Taking a big breath, I raised my hands and looked at it, and I was really rejuvenated!

Standing up, I looked at the old ghost and said, "Although you killed me, but you helped me return my soul, since this is the case, I will forgive you." ”

The ugly ghost's soul was a little dim, and said, "Let's go, this place is not suitable for a long time." ”

"Uh-oh." I agreed, and suddenly remembered something: "But cow tears? ”

The old ghost snorted coldly: "Seeing that you junior has a good heart, the cow tears will be given to you, on the shelf over there, go get it yourself." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then said ecstatically, "Thank you, senior!" ”

Cow tears are bottled in 'Dabao SOD honey', which is very low-key and luxurious. Slip the bottle into your pocket and walk out the door. The policemen stood at the door and saw me come out, and one of them nervously asked, "Are you a human or a ghost?" ”

He was holding me down just now! I didn't give him a good face either: "Nonsense, of course it's people!" You killed me just now, but fortunately there is a great way to restore the soul, otherwise I wouldn't have let you go! ”

The scene that happened in the room just now was indeed too weird, and it was out of the realm of science, and they couldn't believe it if they didn't believe it.

Wei Teng, a middle-aged policeman, asked, "Young man, can you really see ghosts?" ”

"Yes."

"Do you know who the murderer is?"

"The deceased was a Taoist priest, and last night three powerful ghosts came to seek revenge and killed him. That's the truth, believe it or not is your question. Of course, you can also investigate the surveillance footage to see if I slept at home last night. ”

After saying that, I swaggered away, and they didn't stop me......

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After returning home, the ugly ghost said that his soul was severely damaged, and he wanted to find a place with strong yin qi to recuperate, and during the time he left, he asked the three jumping ghosts to help me.

Although he was seriously injured, the emaciated camel was bigger than the horse, and the three jumping ghosts still didn't dare to make a mistake, so they agreed.

I was very touched in my heart, if it wasn't for saving me just now, the ugly ghost wouldn't have been hurt, I would have done my best to find out his identity!

However, as soon as the ugly ghost left on his front foot, the three jumping ghosts turned their faces and didn't recognize people!

The fifth brother of Tie Crotch Gong said: "Boy, there is no ugly ghost to support you, we should also settle the general account." ”

I hurriedly pulled my notes out from under my pillow and nervously asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Hey, don't do anything. The ugly ghost was seriously injured, and whether he could come back is still a matter of opinion. It is impossible for our brothers to accompany you all, so let's make a duty schedule and one person a day. ”

your grandma's duty schedule! The ugly ghost didn't take me seriously as soon as he left! But I dare not speak out!

If you do it with these three best, you really can't beat them! But how can a man live without dignity! Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! So I nodded angrily: "It's all up to you!!" ”

In the words of the old ghost, this is called a tactical retreat, and the watch on duty is on the watch, endure it!

For the next two days, I locked myself in the house, I couldn't help it, I was too back, and I almost played myself to death last time I went out! But I soon healed the scar and forgot the pain, and this morning, I went out with 'Dabao SOD Honey' in high spirits!

took the bus, came to the door of Master Jiang's shop, wiped some cow tears on his eyes, and soon saw the third brother of Tietougong who was following him! After nodding at him, I strode into the hardware store, and today I want to let Master Jiang know why the flowers are so red!

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Jiang Yunsheng coming towards me, and before I could speak, she spoke first.

"Huh? Bruce Lee, the three hundred yuan will be returned to you, my dad joked with you that day. I'm going out to buy something, see you back. ”

Putting the money in my hand, she left, carefully preparing the lines for a few days, all of which were useless! But then again, this female classmate has a good heart.

The business in the store was relatively deserted, and Master Jiang was sitting in front of the computer, and when he saw me entering the room, he looked up and said, "Sit." ”

I'm not polite, I sat on the sofa and said, "Master......"

Master Jiang interrupted, "Needless to say! I already know! ”

"Know what?"

I saw that his face was solemn, and he said in a deep voice: "The spirit rune I gave you last time was useless, and the ghost has already entangled you!" It's here for you right now! ”

Damn?!

I jumped up from the couch with this shock, and that's right! The third brother is indeed by my side! But how does he know? Isn't he a liar?

Just when I was shocked, the master took out a yellow talisman from the counter and said, "This Jiamu Yang talisman is dedicated to fighting ghosts, the original price is eight thousand eight, for the sake of you and Yun Sheng being classmates, take it for five hundred yuan!" ”

"But this talisman?"

Seeing that I hesitated, the master said more solemnly: "Boy, the female ghost in red beside you has a strong mana, if you don't wear this Jiamu Yang Talisman again, your life is on the line!" ”

I made a slot on the spot, and I was almost deceived by this product again! Where is there any female ghost in red? I only have the third brother by my side!

Let the third brother possess him and beat him? No, Jiang Yunsheng is kind-hearted, he has already repaid the money, and it is a classmate relationship, so he has to show some affection when he looks down and doesn't look up.

Never mind! I, Bruce Lee, am not a narrow-minded person, so just forgive him once!

Thinking of this, I turned around and left! I didn't want to look at Master Jiang anymore, for fear that I couldn't help but whip him with the soles of my shoes.

But Master Jiang didn't seem to want to give up on me, a 'big customer', and shouted in the back: "Three hundred...... Fifty! All right! Ten pieces! Little brother, take this talisman for ten dollars. ”

"I don't even want a dollar!" Throwing off this sentence, I walked out in style, but as soon as I got out of the door, I stepped on a piece of bubble gum...... Which grandson spit out this tm? I can't help but look up to the sky and scream: "Point back!

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I squatted at home for another week, but the ugly ghost didn't come back for a long time, and I didn't know where to go to recuperate.

It's not a way to stay, I have to hurry up and make money to buy "Charms", it would be bad if someone was the first to get there.

Today's 'duty' is the fifth brother, that is, the jumping ghost I dealt with at the beginning. After wiping some cow tears, I saw that there was suddenly more people in the room, and I asked, "Fifth brother, I want to make money, is there any good way?" ”

The jumping ghost smiled: "There are ways, it depends on whether you can get on the road." ”

"Don't worry, I'll give you more paper money."

"Fuck off, it's useless to burn, it's just the thoughts and spiritual sustenance of the living for the dead."

"And what do you want?"

The fifth brother was silent for a few seconds, sighed and said, "When I died, I had no descendants and no disciples, and I am afraid that this peerless art is about to be lost. Seeing that you kid has a good heart, as long as you are willing to learn my stunts, I will help you find a way. ”

"Don't learn!" My head shook like a rattle and refused on the spot.

Joke! How dangerous is the iron crotch! The slightest carelessness will make the Li family cut off their children and grandchildren! The so-called unfilial piety has three, no queen is great, this kung fu must not be practiced randomly!

Seeing that I refused like this, the fifth brother didn't insist anymore, and said: "In this case, I am not strong, one day you will know the power of the iron crotch skill, and when you kneel down and beg me, I may not teach you......"

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