Bah!

I'd rather learn the third brother's iron head skill or the fourth brother's iron cloth shirt than the iron crotch skill! I'm not stupid enough to joke with my life like you! Of course, I can't say this explicitly, after a little embellishment, I said: "I may change my mind in the future, fifth brother, let's talk about how to make money first." ”

"Well, it's not difficult to make money, why don't you just help people deal with supernatural events?"

"No, the sixth uncle almost didn't toss me to death last time, and the ugly ghost is not here, I'm afraid it will be dangerous!"

The fifth brother shook his head slightly: "Idiot, can't I just cooperate with you to perform a play?" ”

I was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean...... You go to pester others, and I will pretend to be a Taoist priest to exorcise ghosts and profit from it? No, it's too unkind. ”

"Then it can't be helped." The fifth brother spread his hands and said, "If you want to make money quickly, there is only this way." ”

"Are those harmful ghosts high?"

The fifth brother touched his chin: "Generally speaking, it's not high." Because it's easy to kill people if you want to be high-minded. And for those who practice the Tao like me, it is more difficult, first of all, let the target's yin qi invade the body, and the body will slowly weaken, and it may take about a month to get it. ”

"In other words, those who still have time to invite Taoist priests are all entangled by weaker ghosts, right?" I asked, drawing inferences.

The fifth brother nodded: "Almost." With my help, plus that notebook, it shouldn't be a big problem. But there will still be certain dangers, have you figured it out? ”

I've decided! Since I have always been unlucky, I was almost tossed to death a few days ago, but it is reliable to save money to buy "Charms", at least I can have the power to protect myself!

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Evening, eight o'clock, near the night market.

There are many stalls on both sides of the road, selling vegetables and fruits, cooked food, old books, small electrical appliances, etc., because of the cheap price, attracting a large number of citizens, people are crowded, cars are crowded, and it is very lively.

At this time, I was standing in a corner, and the fifth brother was hiding behind. Because there were too many people here and the yang energy was too strong, he didn't dare to come out and pretend to be forced.

I watched the passers-by to see if there were any ghosts, but after looking at them for a long time, I found the target. It's right to think about it, if there are really so many people who are haunted by ghosts, won't the world be chaotic?

But the effect of cow tears can only last for an hour, and it is almost time, and I am a little unwilling.

Because cow tears are so precious! With a little less, this thing is not mass-produced after all!

It's a pity that it backfired, and I couldn't find the target until the cow's tears failed, so I was ruthless and painted again!

It was already half past nine in the evening, and there were not many people in the night market, and even the stalls had been withdrawn a lot, and occasionally three or two ghosts could be seen floating around on the road. But these are all wandering spirits, that is, people who have just died, and there is no way to do it.

Just when I was bored and wanted to go home, the fifth brother suddenly said to the side: "Look over there, look over there." ”

Looking in the direction of his finger, I saw a middle-aged man walking over, and under the dim street lamp, I could clearly see a few wisps of yin qi on his face!

I walked over quickly: "Uncle, stay!" ”

The middle-aged man raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

I saw that he was about forty years old, with a scruffy beard, a shaggy hairstyle, and a slight smell of alcohol.

I coughed lightly and said with tweezers: "Uncle, seeing that your Yin Tang is black, the color is not good, and there is a hidden evil aura between your eyebrows, have you encountered anything strange recently?" ”

The middle-aged man's face changed: "En? How do you know? ”

I pointed to my eyes, "I can see it." ”

The middle-aged man said suspiciously: "Impossible...... I've already bought Master Jiang's Jiamu Yang Talisman and it cost 998! ”

Looking at the yellow talisman he took out of his pocket, I really couldn't bear to tell him that I didn't ask for Master Jiang's bid of ten yuan in the morning for this thing!

But at this time, I must not talk nonsense, I said: "Five hundred yuan, I can help you completely solve the trouble, there is no additional cost, if you think about it, come here to find me at eight o'clock tomorrow night." ”

With that, I turned around and left.

As I walked home, I asked, "Fifth brother, did you say this person would come tomorrow?" ”

"Ninety percent won't come."

I was surprised: "Why?" ”

"It's because of this outfit." The fifth brother pointed to my school uniform and said, "Why does everyone know that Superman is Superman as soon as he appears?" ”

Without hesitation, I replied, "Because Superman has red panties, a red cape, and an 'S' pattern on his chest." ”

"That's right, so what's your first impression now?"

I looked at my uniform and replied, "Student." ”

The fifth brother nodded with satisfaction and continued to guide: "If you put on a Taoist robe, what is the impression you give to others?" ”

“Cosplay。”

The fifth brother was completely speechless: "Forget it, I don't communicate with stupid people." ”

"Huh? Fifth brother, don't be angry, I was joking just now. But the robe is indeed too unreliable, in this public, isn't wearing a robe looking for a draw? ”

He was a little angry and said, "Anyway, you can't wear a school uniform, it's better to buy a decent set of clothes......

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Next.

Originally, it was the third brother's turn to be 'on duty' today, but the fifth brother took the initiative to ask for a shift change, saying that he would take me to buy clothes today, and the fifth brother claimed to be the most high-grade among the three brothers.

I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd.

In fact, what I want to bring the most today is the fourth brother, because I may have to hunt ghosts at night, and the fourth brother's iron cloth shirt is definitely the most powerful among their brothers!

But the fifth brother took the initiative to ask for a shift change, and I don't have much to say.

And then...... Got caught!

He took me to the wholesale market and bought a Versace suit, A goods, that is, a high imitation.

The so-called people rely on clothes and Buddha rely on gold, wearing this light blue suit, it is indeed a lot of spirit! But the price of one thousand eight is really unbearable! A few days ago, I fought with my sixth uncle for 300 rounds, and I earned 2,000 yuan, but now I don't have to buy a set of clothes?

Reluctantly, I still have to save up to buy "Charms".

Seeing that I turned around to leave, the fifth brother persuaded beside me: "Although this A goods is a little expensive, it is definitely worth the money!" The version is good, the materials are also good, if you are not an expert, you can't see the real or fake. The so-called people rely on clothes, you wear a school uniform and no one will believe it, but the effect of wearing this body will be very different, and you must take a long-term view before there will be business at the door. ”

I thought about it, and it was indeed the case, so I bargained with the boss, and after he promised to give me a 'Dunhill' tie, I paid with a painful face, and of course, the tie was also A goods......

When I got home, my mother asked me where I got the clothes, and I said I bought them from the stall, one hundred and eighteen.

My mother praised me for my good eyesight and said that this dress was worth at least three hundred.

My heart was bleeding, and I wanted to tell her that this dress cost 1,800 yuan!

Soon it was evening, and I told my parents that I wanted to go out for a walk, but they didn't stop me, and told me to come back early, and let me go out. I wore my newly bought A goods Versace, went to the night market, and continued to stand in the same position as yesterday.

It didn't take long for me to find that the middle-aged man from yesterday came over, stood in front of me, and asked uncertainly, "Master?" ”

It seems that this new outfit has stopped him! I said modestly: "I don't dare to be a master, but I have a little skill, what?" Want to ask me to help? ”

The middle-aged man nodded: "If you can really help me solve my troubles, I can still afford five hundred yuan!" ”

"Alright, let's find a quiet place to talk."

"Go to my house, my house is nearby......"

On the way, I learned that this person's name is Liang Junfa, and when his parents chose the name, they hoped that he would be handsome and developed in the future, but unfortunately God is not beautiful, he is not only not handsome, but also underdeveloped. He drives a truck by profession, his daughter-in-law ran away with someone, and now he has a son who is in college, and he shares a building with others, which is nearby.

He has been encountering strange things in the past half a month, and every night when he sleeps, he is always awakened by the cold and inexplicable! You must know that it is summer, and even at night it is more than 20 degrees! There is no air conditioning in the house, how can it be cold?

And he often hears someone calling in his ear, which is very scary, he has not slept well lately, and he is about to collapse! If you can't work like this, what will you get for your son to go to college?

When I got to his quarters, I didn't find anything unusual, and every once in a while I wiped some tears and chatted with him.

It wasn't until around ten o'clock in the evening that the situation finally appeared! A middle-aged female ghost with a bloody face floats into the house! She hung her head, looking even more eerie in the light!

As soon as she entered the house, she saw me and the fifth brother, showed a jealous expression, and asked, "Who are you?" ”

Middle-aged men and middle-aged female ghosts, are they ghosts and ghosts? I looked at the female ghost and said, "Yin and Yang are different, even if you really love each other, you can't be together, that will only harm him." ”

The female ghost suddenly had hideous features: "Who loves him!" He drove me to death! I don't see what I'm going to do! I want his life! ”

it? Guessed wrong? What a slap in the face!

Since the fifth brother was beside me, I was full of confidence and said, "Don't get excited, wait for me to confirm." After speaking, I looked at Liang Junfa: "Have you ever killed an aunt by driving a car?" ”

Liang Jun was stunned for a moment, and his eyes gradually changed to shock: "How do you know?" I didn't tell you...... She, is it her? It was indeed my fault in that car accident ten years ago, but I have already compensated! Bankrupt for this! The daughter-in-law also ran away with someone! Why are you pestering me! ”

I also heard some doorways, and looked at the middle-aged female ghost: "He didn't mean it, and he also gave compensation, so it's better to forgive him." ”

"No! I've been doing penance for ten years, just for this moment! He didn't mean to, and he could have taken my life! ”

I was speechless and didn't know what to do with this ....... Looking at Liang Junfa's remorseful look, it shouldn't be intentional, besides, who has nothing to do to hit people and play? But the eyes of the middle-aged female ghost are about to burst into flames, and the hatred is monstrous! I must kill him!

That's not a problem