As he was talking, Lu Wenqiang pushed the door in a yellow robe and walked in! looked at me with a look of adoration: "Xiao Jiu, you will be my eldest brother from now on." ”

After saying that, he knelt at the foot of my bed and kowtowed to me.

", Brother Xuanfeng, help him quickly, Lao Tzu, who lives a good life, has a hairy head." I pushed Xuan Feng and said, "Don't let me knock it, otherwise he'll have to throw a pot or something for me in a while." ”

After Lu Wenqiang got up from the ground, he sat on my lap: "Xiao Jiu, as long as you can teach me Taoism, I will call you big brother in the future, do you think it's okay?" ”

I blushed and waved my hand: "I'll grass you uncle, get up from my leg first, you pressed my leg." ”

"Oh, hey, hey." Lu Wenqiang laughed and took his ass away from my lap.

"What's that, Brother Qiang! This Taoist art is also about talent! I glanced at Lu Wenqiang, and said seriously: "Actually, in front of you for the first time, I felt that you had a strange skeleton and were suitable for being a masturbation boy, so let's talk about learning the Tao later." ”

Who knew that Lu Wenqiang knelt down for me directly: "Xiao Jiu, are we two brothers; Can't afford these things? If you don't teach me, I won't recognize you as a brother. ”

"It's not like that! Never mind. I waved my hand at Xuanfeng: "Don't you have a flame charm similar to a lighter?" Give it to him! Let him try. ”

Xuan Feng glanced at me, then took out a yellow talisman from his pocket and handed it to Lu Wenqiang: "If you can set this talisman on fire, I will be the master and let him teach you." ”

When Lu Wenqiang heard it, it was as if he had won five million, so he took the talisman in Xuan Feng's hand and took out the lighter and lit it.

Looking at Lu Wenqiang's performance, Xuan Feng looked at me helplessly, as if he was asking if this kid was mentally retarded.

I coughed: "Brother Qiang, you just hold it with your hands, and then shout at him that it is as urgent as a law; If this talisman can spontaneously combust, I'll teach you. ”

After saying that, I asked Xuanfeng to give him another one.

Lu Wenqiang took the talisman and stood by the window, and began to roar over and over again, as urgent as a law.

Because it was a window, the patients who were walking in the courtyard all looked at him, and some even scolded him for being a bad pen; But is our brother Qiang the kind of thin-skinned person? Of course not, Lu Wenqiang still stood at the window with a cheeky face and practiced wholeheartedly.

I sat up and stretched: "Brother Xuanfeng, you go and help me go through the discharge procedures!" I don't have anything to do, there's no need to waste money here, after all, it's not easy for you to cheat personally. ”

Xuan Feng looked at me with an expression of whether you are mentally retarded: "You think too much, right?" The cost of your hospitalization is paid by the government, otherwise I can stay with you here? It's been hiding far away a long time ago. ”

"Grass!" I raised my middle finger at him: "Then you have to go through the discharge procedures for me, you might as well go back to the dormitory while staying here!" By the way, what about my book? ”

"Under your pillow." After speaking, Xuan Feng pushed the door and walked out, probably to go through the discharge procedures for me.

Suddenly, Lu Wenqiang let out a scream, holding the burning talisman as if he was suffering from sheep epilepsy.

I looked at him with a look of astonishment, I really didn't expect this grandson to learn to absorb qi in such a short period of time.

Just thinking about it, Xuan Feng walked in with the policeman who took us to the bureau to see Lu Wenqiang that day.

Xuan Feng just wanted to speak, but when he saw the talisman in Lu Wenqiang's hand, he looked at me with a surprised expression: "He got it himself?" ”

I nodded and didn't speak.

Xuan Feng touched his chin thoughtfully, and then said to me, "Come, introduce you!" This is Fang Qian, the director of our Chengdu Public Security Bureau. ”

After listening to Xuan Feng's words, my little heart fluttered and was about to get up, but I didn't expect Xuan Feng to rush over and hold me and say loudly: "It's okay, you don't have to be excited!" Our Director Fang is still good, he is not limited to those politeness. ”

Then he said to Fang Qian: "This is the junior brother Li Chujiu I often mention to you, and he helped deal with the matter of the haunted house; You see what you need to ask him. ”

Fang Qian nodded: "Yes, the little brother is really young and promising; I wonder if the little brother wants to come to work in our bureau? ”

I was stunned, what does this mean? Is it Zhao'an?

But although I didn't understand what it meant, I still smiled and said: "Director Fang, I'm still in school, I'm afraid I can't join our organization, but as long as Director Fang has something you need help with, you can still say something, I will provide some small help to our local police station appropriately, after all, we are also serving the people, right?" ”

This is really the most pertinent answer I can give, it's not that I don't want to go to the bureau to have a position to play, but I'm afraid that after that, I'll be dumbfounded if I am assigned tasks every day, and I won't even have time to rest.

"I can ask your school to get you a diploma when you graduate, it's nothing to me." Fang Qian was still a little unwilling and said: "Moreover, the country now is the time when it needs talents like you, I hope you will think about it." ”

I was thinking about how to answer, when Xuan Feng spoke: "Director Fang, my junior brother is still young, and he may not understand these things, don't worry!" I'll go back and give him a good lesson; I promise you'll take this kid in. ”

Hearing this, Fang Qian's face improved a lot: "Then there is Lao Xuanfeng." ”

Subsequently, the four of us divided into two ways under the eyes of the dean, I went back to school with Xuanfeng Lu Wenqiang, and Fang Qian went back to the police station.

It's just that when he was about to arrive at school, Xuan Feng asked the taxi driver to go directly back to his Qixuan Pavilion.

After getting out of the car, I sat directly on the sofa, while Lu Wenqiang walked around in this Qixuan Pavilion, everything was so novel.

"Brother Xuanfeng, what is the situation with this big director? I don't seem to have anything special other than being handsome, right? Why did he keep wanting me to work under him? I raised Erlang's legs and asked Xuanfeng.

Xuan Feng shook his head: "Since the Red Guards overthrew feudal superstition, nine out of ten people with real skills in the country have been killed, and the rest have also been hidden; When the righteous path weakens, the demonic path naturally becomes rampant; Therefore, in the past few years, the state has set up a unit called the Soul Removal Team to deal with these supernatural events. ”

"In other words, Fang Qian wants me to join this soul removal group?" I shook my head and continued, "But even if all the people in the country are really capable of hiding, it shouldn't take much effort to gather these people again with the power of the state, right?" ”

Xuan Feng grinned and didn't speak, but turned on the computer and played.