"Why don't you speak? What does grin mean? What's wrong with hemorrhoids again? I quipped.

Xuan Feng shook his head: "Go aside!" In fact, a year ago, there were more than 3,000 members of the soul removal team in various places, but I don't know why they all disappeared suddenly, and then the country began to gather people like us who knew Taoism. ”

"And the only ones that can come in handy in Chengdu at the moment are you and me, but I studied under Longhu Mountain, so it's impossible for me to join other organizations! However, although your skills are so-so, you have a great future in the future, and your achievements are far above mine; So I recommended you to Fang Qian. ”

I nodded: "Brother Xuanfeng!" ”

"Huh?" Xuan Feng turned his head to look at me: "What's wrong?" Say something if you have something. ”

I smiled and said, "I really want to grass your uncle." ”

Originally, I thought that Xuan Feng would definitely come and beat me up when I was weak! As a result, this grandson came to me: "Then you go, my uncle has hemorrhoids; If you don't dislike it, I'm fine; Do you want an address? ”

Grass!

I'm really speechless about this grandson.

After looking at Lu Wenqiang, who was full of interest, I said to Xuan Feng: "Brother Xuan Feng, didn't you say that if Qiangzi can ignite that talisman, you will teach him?" So he's staying with you for the next few days? It is also convenient for you to teach him. ”

Xuan Feng's eyes glared: "Aren't you pulling calves with me?" He doesn't know anything, and I still have to wait for him to eat and drink? ”

"Hey, that's not right for you!" I walked over and said, "This grandson can't do anything else, if you want to fool people, it's much better than you!" I don't believe you let him stay with you for two days, how about trying? If not, I'll take out the money for these two days for you! At the school, I asked him for two days off, saying that his aunt had died, and he went back to cry and mourn. ”

Xuan Feng thought about it again and said, "That's okay, I'll let him stay for two days at most, I don't care if it's more." ”

After I agreed, I talked to Lu Wenqiang about the matter, and then picked up my book and happily returned to school! It is indescribably beautiful in my heart, without Lu Wenqiang's grandson, I can finally be clean for a few days.

When I returned to the dormitory, Yan Wenyuan was surprisingly asleep! It's not enough, Zhang Bin is gone! Lu Wenqiang was lost to Xuan Feng by me, and I didn't come back, and it wasn't interesting for him to sit and play games all the time.

After washing my feet, I also lay down on the bed and fell asleep!

The next day, I went to a few classes in the literal sense of the word! But I was saddened that few of the people in the class knew me! However, there are a few people who can recognize me as entering the back mountain to rescue Zhang Bin.

It seems that Zhang Bin is right, and when Lu Wenqiang said that, there are very few people in the entire university who don't know him.

The teacher was an old man in his fifties, and most of his hair had fallen out! With a pair of round glasses and a mustache.

I pursed my lips and lay down on the table to get ready for bed; As soon as I was a little sleepy, I heard someone behind me saying that there were so many fewer rats in the school recently, and that there were still many rat corpses at the door of the laboratory; There are also traces of cat's claws on the wall, is it a cat demon.

I shook my head, these college students don't worry about anything all day long, and they are quite concerned about this kind of trivial matter! He can think of monsters when a cat catches a mouse and normal things, and the laboratory often catches some small animals for dissection.

After eating at noon, I sat directly in the dormitory and read the book "Mountain"! It is strange that Yan Wenyuan did not come back.

Just as he was pondering this, there was a commotion from below the dormitory building; I frowned and looked out, even in the hallway, people kept running down.

Anyway, it was okay to be idle, so I fully carried forward our country's fine tradition of watching the excitement, stuffed the "Mountain" book into the cabinet and ran downstairs.

At this time, many people in the dormitory ran down and ran towards a laboratory building.

When I saw it, I hurriedly followed, and there were already a bunch of people standing under the laboratory building, discussing what they were talking about.

I hurriedly leaned up and asked a buddy curiously, "Dude, what's the matter?" What are you doing here? ”

This buddy military training and I are in the same building, and they have smoked together, he saw that it was me, and said, "You still don't know? This morning, the lab building died. ”

My heart struck: "Dead? What's going on. ”

"I heard that it was a junior girl, because she couldn't do anything, and then she was forced to stay here to study by the instructor, and she died this morning." This guy said mysteriously: "Especially the death is very weird." ”

I frowned and handed over a cigarette: "Don't sell it, what's weird?" ”。

The guy took the cigarette and said: "This person died under the window on the third floor, with several scratches on his face and bruises on his neck. ”

"Strangled?" I frowned and wanted to go up and see what was going on.

The guy grabbed me and said, "Don't go up, now the police have blocked the third floor and won't let you go in, it must be a murder case, but the death is weird." ”

I sighed: "I hope it's really a man-made murder case!" ”

Since I can't go up, I don't bother to care, after all, although there are not many dead people in these years, there are not many of them, how can they all be killed by ghosts.

After returning to the dormitory, Yan Wenyuan had already returned, sitting in the dormitory playing games, and Lu Wenqiang had also returned! Wearing a Taoist robe, he stood on the bed and told his legendary story.

Originally, I thought that this grandson was driven back by Xuanfeng! After asking about the situation, I learned that this grandson sold six or seven Buddha statues in the morning, which was enough for Xuan Feng to earn fifty or sixty thousand, but Xuan Feng was happy and gave him half a day off and gave him a tip of 500 yuan.

I looked at Lu Wenqiang, who was convulsing: "Brother Qiang, I didn't say you!" Just give you 500 and you'll be happy to do this? A little bit of interest, okay? ”

As he was talking, Yan Wenyuan slapped the computer: "it, three people are besieging Lao Tzu!" What kind of hero? ”

"What's wrong? Game abused? I quipped, "You can still be abused after playing the game for so long?" ”

Yan Wenyuan sighed: "If it's one-on-one, they can't do it at all, the key is that the three of them go together." ”

How do I feel so familiar! Thinking about it, I couldn't help but look at Lu Wenqiang.

Lu Wenqiang first sat on the bed with his eyes closed and pondered for a while: "In that case, then Xiao Jiu and I will also buy a computer, and the three of us will the three of them?" Isn't it beautiful? ”

I don't know why, I always feel that the Taoist robe was an insult to Taoism after being put on by Lu Wenqiang.

Then Lu Wenqiang and Yan Wenyuan tore a piece noisily, just to buy some brand of computer.