Shao Yitian was bitter in his heart, it was obvious that you Li Qingyu asked me to explain what a eunuch is, but I explained truthfully, but you scolded me for being a hooligan.

Alas, this is even more unjust than Dou E!

Seeing that he couldn't beat Shao Yitian, a villain, Li Qingyu stopped chasing and said in the back: "What about the second way?"

Shao Yitian said: "The second way is to give the alpaca a cold shower, as long as you give it a few more cold showers, it will naturally be cured." However, I can state in advance that this can only be managed for a while, and the alpaca will still be in heat in the future. ”

Li Qingyu thought for a while and said, "I think the first method is too cruel, let's use the second method." ”

Afterwards, Shao Yitian went to the room and brought the alpaca out, and when the alpaca saw Shao Yitian, it was so frightened that it hurriedly asked: "Big ......brother, I don't want to be a eunuch?"

Shao Yitian glared at the alpaca and scolded: "If you call me the eldest brother again, I will castrate you immediately!"

Grandma's, who is called a big brother by a grass mud horse, then hasn't he become a big brother of a grass mud horse?

Li Qingyu didn't know where to get a few large buckets of cold cold water, and poured it directly on the body of the grass mud horse, and the cold grass mud horse's body trembled. It is estimated that even if the **** in its heart is burning, it is estimated that it has been completely extinguished by these buckets of cold water at this moment.

"Shao Yitian, how is it? Do you want to pour a few more buckets?" Li Qingyu asked Shao Yitian.

Shao Yitian estimated that after pouring a few more buckets of such cold water, this grass mud horse was about to go to see the king of Hades, so he quickly shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”

The alpaca was messed with like this, and suddenly fell seriously ill, and after he was cured, the spring was gone, and he had an appetite to eat again. Li Qingyu immediately regarded this method as the best method, as long as the grass mud horse is in heat in the future, it will be a few buckets of cold water down, and every time the grass and mud horse is watered, he will be seriously ill.

Every time the poor grass mud horse was drenched in cold water, he always repeated this sentence: "Grass mud horse! What kind of sin am I doing!"

Of course, that's all for later!

After solving the matter of the grass and mud horse, Shao Yitian put forward one of his own requests to Li Qingyu by the way, that is, to ask Li Qingyu to help persuade the seventh princess to move out of this house, so that Shao Yitian could complete the task.

Li Qingyu looked at Shao Yitian and said an ambiguous word: "Hmph! If you want this girl to help you, it depends on your performance in the future." ”

At this time, Shao Yitian naturally patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, sister, my performance will be good in the future." ”

Li Qingyu sent Shao Yitian back to the third brigade, and the people of the third brigade saw Li Qingyu personally driving Shao Yitian back, and their worship of Shao Yitian went to the next level.

After chatting with the people of the third team, Shao Yitian originally planned to go back. But suddenly remembered that Zhang Tianshi wanted to help himself before the Chinese New Year, and he wanted to pass on the mantra of the Five Thunder Methods of the Divine Night to Zhengyi.

Shao Yitian decided to go to Zhang Tianshi's place and ask for a token like Zhang Tianshi. If you don't have a token, you just swagger to someone else's Zhengyi, saying that you are here to pass on the Shenxiao Five Thunder Law to you, who will believe it? Maybe you will be thrown out of the mountain gate by the big guy of Zhengyi.

When he arrived at Zhang Tianshi, Zhang Tianshi happened to be at home, and when he saw Shao Yitian's arrival, Zhang Tianshi expressed a warm welcome.

Shao Yitian didn't beat around the bush, and directly told his intentions. After hearing this, Zhang Tianshi patted his head and blamed himself: "Oh! My head, look at how I forgot such an important thing, or Xiao Shao is thoughtful." ”

As he spoke, Zhang Tianshi took out a sword from his body, handed it to Shao Yitian, and said: "Xiao Shao, this evil-breaking sword is the magic weapon I used to kill demons and demons in the mortal world back then, and the talisman on the sword body cannot be copied by outsiders, it is recorded in the classics of Zhengyi, as long as you hold this evil-breaking sword, the master of Zhengyi will believe your words." ”

Shao Yitian looked at the sword in front of him and had magic weapons on it that he couldn't understand, and he couldn't help himself from laughing. Peat, this Heavenly Master is also a talent, what name is not good, give this magic weapon the name of Breaking Evil, doesn't he know that Breaking Evil and Breaking Shoes have the same sound?

Shao Yitian took the Evil Breaking Sword and said, "Master Zhang, I will hurry up and finish this matter for you." ”

Zhang Tianshi thanked him: "Xiao Shao, thank you so much, thank you for your great kindness." ”

"Zhang Tianshi is polite, polite. Shao Yitian hurriedly said, strictly speaking, Shao Yitian did not lose at all, just run an errand and pass a word, Shao Yitian learned the Shenxiao Five Thunder Method.

After coming out of Zhang Tianshi, Shao Yitian returned directly to the mortal world.

When he returned home, the first thing Shao Yitian did was to turn on the computer to check where it was.

Through searching, Shao Yitian knew that this was on Longyu Mountain in Jiangxi Province, which is located in Yingtan City, Jiangxi Province.

And Yingtan City is not very far from the provincial capital of Gan Province, so Shao Yitian decided to take a plane to the provincial capital of Gan Province first, and then depending on the situation, whether to fly over or take a car to Longyu Mountain.

After planning the route, Shao Yitian decided to leave for Longshu Mountain tomorrow, and gave a way to this matter as soon as possible, and completed a task.

When Liu Sihan and Shen Xue came back from work, Shao Yitian gave the refined Longevity and Disaster-Free Pill to Liu Sihan and Shen Xue, because Shao Yitian had successfully refined a total of three.

After Liu Sihan got the Longevity Disaster-free Pill, he was so happy that he couldn't wait to send it over now. Shao Yitian hurriedly pulled Liu Sihan and said, "Sihan, don't get excited, don't get excited." ”

"Sihan, do you remember the last time my parents had diarrhea?" asked Shao Yitian.

Liu Sihan thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Remember, what's wrong......?" Could it be related to this Longevity and Disaster-Free Pill?" Liu Sihan suddenly understood, looked at Shao Yitian with wide eyes and asked.

Shao Yitian said: "Yes, Sihan, if my uncle has an important meeting to preside over tomorrow, I suggest that you don't send it to him tonight." ”

After taking the Longevity and Disaster-free Pill, this diarrhea will make people's legs weak, their whole body weak, and they will collapse.

Liu Sihan said: "My dad has to preside over a meeting tomorrow, and I'll send him over tonight!"

Subsequently, Shao Yitian and Liu Sihan went to Liu Zhengzhi, while Shen Xue and Xiao Baihua stayed at home.

After arriving at Liu Zhengzhi's house, Liu Sihan took out the Longevity and Disaster-free Pill and asked Liu Zhengzhi to take it, of course Liu Zhengzhi refused, and later under Liu Sihan's coquettishness, Liu Zhengzhi took the pill.

At the beginning, Liu Zhengzhi was still sitting on the sofa chatting happily with Shao Yitian, but within five minutes, Liu Zhengzhi's face changed, and he ran towards the bathroom with his hands on his stomach.

Immediately afterward, I heard the sound of flushing water in the bathroom every once in a while, which lasted for nearly two hours.

"Sihan, Xiao Shao, come and serve me. Yoo Jeong-ji's faint voice came from the bathroom.

When I walked into the bathroom, I saw that Liu Zhengzhi's whole person seemed to be prostration, his face was pale, his forehead was full of sweat, and he was panting for breath, looking like a dying person.

Rao is Liu Sihan knew that this would be the result, and asked worriedly: "Yitian, do you want to take my dad to the hospital?"

Shao Yitian knew that this was a normal reaction after taking the Longevity Pill, which was to remove the toxins and garbage from his body, as long as he rested for a while.

"No, let's help my uncle to bed. Shao Yitian said.

Seeing Shao Yitian's confident appearance, Liu Sihan nodded in response.