Fancy 80 rhetoric

But I have already said goodbye to Aunt Hui and them, so what reason do I use to go back?

"Why don't we just walk around town?" Bunny proposed.

"No, I've got to give you a good rest tonight, or I won't be able to play tomorrow." The boar frowned in disapproval.

"I blame you......" Bunny twisted the back of his hand in frustration.

"Yes, they all blame me. Hey, I'm a little tired too. Practice makes true knowledge, and it's not good to be too indulgent. Those who indulge in lust are probably fake, and they don't have real guns, real guns, or bullets, or they are ...... by taking medicine and damaging their bodies."

He talked nonsense again, stopped him a few times and didn't stop, the little rabbit was so anxious that he stomped his feet, "This is the pure land of Buddhism!" ”

"I haven't entered the main hall yet." The boar stole a kiss on the cheek at the door of the carport, and then said that he had come up with a reason to stay overnight.

He went to the squatter and told Aunt Hui that the little rabbit suddenly felt dizzy before leaving, maybe it was related to the squatter shed, and the next time he came, maybe the squatter had been demolished, so he decided to stay tonight.

Aunt Hui glanced back and forth on the faces of the two suspiciously, and both the boar and the little rabbit blushed a little uncomfortably, and then Aunt Hui didn't ask much, so they went to wash up.

When I went to wash, the little rabbit smiled and the boar blushed and looked quite cute.

"I've lived for almost thirty years, and I've almost never lied, and I've never lied to the elders, in order to let you rest for a night, I still got involved in the Buddha's fate, I can't blush if I don't want to."

Entering the squatter area, the boar behaved in many rules, said good night to each other, and the two went back to the men's and women's rooms to rest.

At noon the next day, the two arrived at Jiulonggou, which is cooler than the town, with endless mountains and rivers to see, and endless exotic flowers and plants, which is a good place with pleasant scenery.

The little rabbit never came, and after parking the car at a farmhouse, he followed the boar all the way to the east and west.

When they arrived at the edge of a forest with few tourists, the two sat down to rest.

Xiaotu said that although it is good here, it is located in the Longmen Mountain earthquake zone, and if there is a big earthquake, it can ruin the good scenery.

The boar was angry and said that she was a crow's mouth, and she spoiled the scenery.

The little rabbit was not angry, looked at a few trees with shiny green leaves next to him, and said with a little excitement: "Is this French holly, wild or artificially planted?" It bears red fruits, and it is also called a coral tree. “

Before the boar answered, the little rabbit had already run into the woods, looked at the spotted bamboo, stroked the cedar, looked up at the ginkgo, ran around in the woods, and then I didn't know how many kinds of trees I saw.

She wore the spare olive green short-sleeved T-shirt and cropped pants of the same color today, which made her a little less delicate and a little more heroic, which matched the scenery of the mountains and forests.

"Hey, I've asked you several times and you haven't answered me." The little rabbit said angrily, and approached the boar and asked, "Why does the soaphorn tree have thorns on its trunk?" ”

"To prick someone." The boar stroked her messy hair.

The little rabbit looked at him with big eyes, not understanding what he meant.

"The soaphorn tree has to protect itself, and it has to protect a green elf like you." The boar stared at the rabbit.

The little rabbit felt a feeling of dizziness, because the boar's gaze at this time was really breathtaking, his eyes were deep and dark, and the little rabbit completely forgot the botanical theories that he was going to tell the boar.

Unconsciously, the two were tasting the sweetness and sweetness between their lips and tongues again, if it weren't for the laughter of other tourists, they would have been obsessed with it until they didn't know when.

Today, the boar also changed his clothes, a dark blue T-shirt with polished white washed jeans, which looks sunny and ordinary, which is normal than when wearing a cardigan like a bandit in the Republic of China, and the rabbit finally looks a little more matched.

The little rabbit picked a few wild fruits and fed them, saying that the sweet and sour ones were the slings, which were commonly called "raspberries", and the sour ones were prickly pears.

The prickly pear fruit tastes sour and astringent, but the nutritional value is high, with fine thorns, and the rabbit picks the thorns and then feeds the boar to eat.

Who knew that the boar held her hand, breathed quickly and said: "It's not good here, there are too many tourists coming and going to escape the heat, don't tease me anymore, it's just fatal." ”

The little rabbit froze and didn't dare to move, she didn't do anything related to "teasing", and if the boar wanted to say this about her, it was useless for her to argue.

There was a stream next to the woods, and the boar slapped its face with the leaves in the water, and it seemed to be very hot.

Seeing that his face was full of water, the little rabbit asked him worriedly, "Are you okay?" ”

"Something! Naughty girl, I'll clean you up in the evening. The boar said viciously, but he couldn't hide the ambiguity in his demeanor and tone.

Afraid of provoking him again, he had lunch later, rested after dinner, and then went to visit the mountains and rivers, and the little rabbit tried not to get close to the boar.

The mountain boar talked about the poems and songs of the landscape, and the little rabbit could only be the audience, in case he said something wrong and provoked him, he had to "deduct the crime".

Just listen to him, the journey will not be boring, and he can talk a few words about things in heaven and earth. Bunny admits that he is really unromantic, but Boar is an amorous person.

But a person who is not romantic should love painting and writing, and Xiaotu thinks that he has a rational brain, and if he had studied law, he might have achieved something.

And when the boar was a child, he should concentrate on learning piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and he must have made a name for himself in the art world, and he has become a brave and ruthless character.

Walking slowly, chatting about the advancement of women.

Xiaotu said that productivity determines production relations, and the economic value brought by productivity allows women to more directly reflect the importance of existence, thereby determining social status.

In the future, the division of labor in various industries will definitely be more detailed, the various occupations will be more closely linked, and every person and every link will be indispensable, not only will the status of women be improved, but all people will be more equal.

The boar also said that everyone is indispensable in the relations of production, and this existential value can promote equality in social relations; It is also said that the development of high technology and the improvement of the technical content of various types of work can also make the operation more standardized, the state supervision easier, and reduce the blood-sucking black gold of capital accumulation in the early stage.

Talking about productivity, science and technology, economy, etc., the boar suddenly changed his words: "The progress of science and technology has a great impact on social status, for example, if there is no sanitary napkin, it is troublesome for women to go far away, not to mention going to heaven and earth, studying abroad and traveling all over the world." Without condoms, most women would have to keep having children, taking care of them, and revolving around them for the rest of their lives. ”

The little rabbit felt that his hair was about to stand on end, not "angry hair rushing to the crown", but as if there was static electricity everywhere: "You...... You...... Do you mean that women realize their self-worth and improve their status because of these two intimate products? ”

"I didn't talk nonsense about technology and social status you mentioned." The boar smiled slyly.

Xiaotu didn't want to mess with him anymore, and proposed: "Let's come to poetry solitaire, not the kind of solitaire where the first word is followed by the last word, the flowers and plants here are flourishing, and they all say poems and sentences with the word 'flower'." ”

The reason for this proposal is that the ancient poems are elegant, and I don't believe that the boar can still say anything embarrassing.

"I'll start with the simplest, 'The sound of wind and rain at night, how many flowers fall'." Bunny beginning.

"Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, how long will it take to come like a spring dream? It seems that there is nowhere to find the clouds. The boar smiled and continued.

After a slight pause, he said: "In the first few days when we first had a party, you always loved to miss these few words, and you always sneaked out of the fishing shed and left while I was not paying attention. ”

The little rabbit turned sideways, looked at the distant mountains, frowned and continued: "A peach and plum blossom is exhausted, but only the green grass is the same color. ”

"The spring breeze is proud, and you can see all the Chang'an flowers in one day." The boar smiled and raised his eyebrows.

"The lonely empty courtyard is about to dawn, and the pear blossoms are all over the ground and do not open the door."

"The lotus leaves are infinitely green, and the lotus flowers are different red." Boar's fingertips caress the rabbit's cheek.

"Flowers and flowers are flying all over the sky, and there is no one to pity the red incense."

The boar grabbed the waist of the rabbit and said in a low voice: "Luohong is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers." ”

The little rabbit was about to pick it up again, and the boar's eyes lit up: "I suddenly had an inspiration to tell a story with a poem with flowers." ”

Poetic narrative? Little Rabbit had never thought of such a play on words, and listened intently to him.

The poems, sentences, and synopsis of the story spoken by the boar are listed below:

"The young spring is like a strong wine, and the flower arrangement is drunk for a thousand bells" - the wandering boy is looking for flowers and asking willows, and acting arbitrarily.

"The flowers are gradually charming, and the asakusa can have no horseshoe" - leaving a flower bush, no one can stumble his free footsteps.

"A plum blossom blooms on a tree, and the annoying is biased towards the highest branch" - the woman who likes it appears, and she has the heart to break the flowers, and the flowers are difficult to break.

"Ask the flowers all day long, for whom is it scattered and for whom it will bloom" - confused and hesitating, is her beautiful fragrance blooming because of me?

"There is a plum tree in front of the white jade hall, and now I suddenly see a few flowers blooming. The door of the children's house is usually closed, why can the spring come in? The sincere feelings finally made the woman's heart move, and when she took pity on the people in front of her, the lonely winter suddenly turned into a bright spring

"Hundreds of grasses, thousands of flowers, cold food road, incense car tied to whose tree" - chariots and horses come and go, agree on a good time, and meet to form a mandarin alliance.

"Xiao looks at the red wet place, and the flowers are heavy in the official city" - moistened by the spring rain, the budding girl is already a young woman in full bloom.

"Lin Hua thanked Chunhong, too hurried" - the time for the reunion is short, and it is a pity to say goodbye.

"The face of the person does not know where to go, and the peach blossoms are still smiling in the spring breeze" - a sudden change, and the sweetheart is nowhere to be found.

"Acacia plum blossoms overnight, suddenly in front of the window suspected to be a gentleman" - acacia broken intestines, plum like ice and snow, cold and beautiful.

"Huang Siniang's house is full of flowers, and thousands of flowers are low" - in the face of a thousand charming temptations, I can see it, but I can't get my heart.

"Take the second flower bush lazy review, half of the cultivation of the road and half of the king" - the high concentration is due to the realization of more truths, and because the heart is full of her, thousands of purples and thousands of reds have lost their color.

"Watching the snow and looking for flowers and playing with the wind and moon, Luoyang City has been idle for seven years" - living a seemingly dissolute but lonely life, and never gave up looking for her.

"It is the good scenery in the south of the Yangtze River, and the season of falling flowers is the king" - the bitter lovesickness touched the heavens, reunited in a different place, and looked at each other without words.

"Mandarin ducks are made into two nights, a tree*" - strange and familiar, and the passion is still there.

"Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night, and sold apricot blossoms in the deep alleys of the Ming Dynasty" - hugging each other sleeplessly, pouring out goodbye feelings, less strong love and hatred, more tranquil sympathy, and deeper affection.

"When autumn comes on September 8, I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom" - I don't want to be controlled by others anymore, I have to have enough strength to protect everything I cherish.

"Candle night in the cave room, when the title of the gold list" - success and fame, happy marriage.

"The spring night is worth a thousand gold, the flowers are fragrant and the moon is yin" - the happy event is refreshing, and the joy and sorrow are gone.

"Hundreds of flowers compete for spring, and they are born to worship the king of flowers" - a big family and a big career, and the pinnacle of life.

"The catkins in front of the curtain are shocking to the Spring Festival Gala, and the flowers and branches on the head are old and old" - for many years, there is a gradual decline, the water is full, and the moon is full.

"It's rare to laugh in the world, and the chrysanthemums must be full of heads" - the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and when it is time to withdraw and retreat, you can't be greedy.

"The waves are intentionally a thousand heavy snows, and the peach and plum are speechless and spring. A pot of wine, a rod, there are a few people in the world" - self-cultivation in indifferent tranquility is the opening of another realm of life.

There are too many poems quoted in this chapter, so I will not write out the sources of the poems one by one, nor will I explain them. It's a small article, the picture is interesting, and the meaning is misunderstood, so please don't delve into it.

After listening to what the boar said, Little Rabbit felt that he was really a genius, a talent that had nothing to do with memory, education, and knowledge reserves, as if his thinking was inherently different.

It is no wonder that the Master, Qingdao Master and others value him, and having a highly gifted disciple is the blessing of the Master. But Qingdao Chief was really right, he did miss his career because of love, and his life was ruined at the hands of women.

Therefore, with wisdom and intelligence, you must have good guidance, good assistance, and good opportunities to make people's lives go up the line, or else it is a wavy line, or even a downward line.

The author spoils it very responsibly, the boar has not had a "big family" for half its life, and the young boys and boys have to regard him as a negative teaching material, remember that you need to be cautious.