Chapter 19: The Great Husband

Under the escort of Uncle Cao, Chu Ge bypassed the onlookers and quietly walked from the back of the community.

Uncle Cao was very considerate and put on an epidemic prevention mask for Chu Ge to hide his identity, lest the uncles and aunts think that he stole the substation box and ran to the sisters' wonton shop to watch during the day.

The staff of the very association, those "veteran special forces" and "professional killers" with black jackets and big sunglasses, naturally knew about Chu Ge's "feat", and when they saw him come out, they all exclaimed in their hearts.

Countless crystal clear "golden fireflies" emerged from the heads of dozens of "black jackets" and "big sunglasses", swaying and swaying, and hundreds of birds flew towards Chu Ge.

When it got into Chu Ge's head, maybe it was the interference between the brain waves, and there was also a sound of "clanging", wind chimes swaying, and gold coins colliding, which was very good.

This mysterious and weird scene reminds Chu Ge of the existence of superpowers all the time.

Standing at the back door of the community, saying goodbye to Uncle Cao, he was still full of confusion in his heart, about the revival of the aura, about his own ability, and ...... The future of yourself, your family, and even the entire planet.

The fat old man's somewhat ordinary back fused with the god-like body of the giant spirit last night, and the "bomb across the bridge fall" that was violently blasted out, gradually growing taller, and making Chu Ge's heart beat faster and his blood boiled.

"Uncle Cao—"

Chu Ge blurted out and shouted at the fat old man's back, "If I have the chance, can I learn from you how to awaken and use superpowers?" ”

Uncle Cao stopped, turned around, and said with a smile: "Why? ”

"Why?"

Chu Ge was slightly stunned, scratching his scalp and said, "Aren't they all like this in books, movies, and games, the aura has recovered, everyone has to cultivate!" ”

"Hehe, 'everyone has to cultivate' is not a good reason, I can teach you, but you must first find a reason to get by, find a ...... that belongs to you Faith and love. ”

Uncle Cao said, "Cultivation is very hard, and without faith and love, you can't persevere." ”

"I want to be like you."

Chu Ge subconsciously said, "Your earth-shattering fall across the bridge last night, wow, it's really too domineering, a hundred times more handsome than an immortal cultivator to control the flying sword, this is the fighting method of the pure masters of the earth, this is the real hero!" ”

"'Hero'......"

Uncle Cao smiled, "I'm not a hero, I'm just a ...... Those who have seen heroes before, stop messing around and go back! ”

After saying this, Uncle Cao waved his hand and gradually walked away.

The breeze blows in the early morning, and the fat old man's big pants dance with the wind, which has a chic feeling, the so-called "ten steps to kill one person, a thousand miles without staying", is exactly like this.

Chu Ge's heart made waves.

"Uncle Cao is really a master hidden in the market, he dares to face the immortal cultivators, and he is so low-key, handsome!"

The more humble Uncle Cao was, the more he admired Chu Ge, he was immersed in the earth-shattering super throwing technique, and his breath became hot, "If I also know the 'King Kong Secret Method', and then learn from Uncle Cao's chic appearance, I will run away after beating the immortal cultivator, hiding my merit and fame, but I don't pay attention to let people know - how many people's 'surprise, shock, shock' can this thing inspire?" That's right, I must learn from Uncle Cao, as the saying goes, 'the husband should be like this'! ”

was thinking about how to learn from Uncle Cao, when he suddenly saw the fat old man panicked and trotted all the way back.

"Do me a favor, Xiao Chu, cover up!" Uncle Cao was sweating profusely, squeezing his eyebrows at Chu Ge.

"Huh?"

Chu Ge didn't know what to do, and the two didn't have time to talk, when they saw a middle-aged woman wearing a flower gown and perming her curly hair jumping out of the green belt, hey, it seemed to be Uncle Cao's wife, Aunt Cao.

"What's going on?"

Aunt Cao stuck her waist and made a tiger face, "Why did you get involved with the people of the very association again, and also arrested the immortal cultivators?" ”

"No, no."

The fat old man's tongue was shortened, and his face was full of baby-like innocence, "It was Ma Xiong and they caught the immortal cultivators, and I worked with Officer Hao to help maintain order and evacuate the onlookers." ”

"Really?"

Aunt Cao narrowed her eyes, "What about your clothes, you didn't wear this last night." ”

Uncle Cao's sweat vest and big pants were torn apart in the transformation, and he "burst his shirt".

"Isn't it?"

Uncle Cao looked at himself, and the mung bean's eyes were confused, "That's it, Yue'e, are you mistaken?" ”

"Phew, you wore plaid pants last night, they became striped early in the morning, the vest is not right, the position of the hole eye is different, I have made up for this one, and I haven't had time to make up for that one."

The essence in Aunt Cao's eyes became more and more dangerous, "Cao Xiaohua, have you transformed again?" ”

"Transfiguration? What's that? ”

Uncle Cao turned his head, looked at Chu Ge, tilted his head and thought for a long time, and then patted his head, "Oh, you said to transform, no, I haven't transformed for a long time, I am old and weak, where can I still transform?" If you don't believe it, ask Xiao Chu of the wonton shop, he and I arrived with the front foot and the back foot, so we went to see the excitement...... Hey, hey, Yue'e, you let go......"

"Cao Xiaohua, you still dare to deceive people, you have to blink three times in your left eye every time you deceive someone, my mother has been with you for so many years, I know if you want to fart or shit as soon as you pout your ass, you still say that you haven't transformed!"

Aunt Cao shot like lightning, and grabbed Uncle Cao's ear, "Just you!" You're amazing! You're the only one in the world who will transform! You're just a superhero, and the earth won't turn without you, right? ”

"No, Yue'e, you listen to me."

Uncle Cao hugged his head, "The situation was very dangerous at that time, and it happened suddenly, ......"

"Suddenly, you can lie on the bed with a pale face and twitch suddenly, and no matter how dangerous it is, can you have the danger of heart bypass? What's the way, so many 'very agents' can't think of a way, you have to be a bad old man to come forward? I don't know you yet, you are a hero who loves to succeed, and when you meet demons and monsters, you don't know how many pounds and taels you have, what kind of bird has changed! ”

Aunt Cao let go of Uncle Cao, squatted on the ground and cried, crying and patting her thighs, "But, I can't live this day, I was like this when I was young in the army, and when I got out of the task, I broke my heart, and I was worried about being a little widow every day, and I was old and old, and I thought I could live a few quiet days, but I didn't expect you to be an old man or like this, and I ran out to be a hero at every turn, and I was able to get on the operating table, and I built four bridges in my heart, changed a petal, and vowed never to go out to find death again, I was also stupid, lard blinded my heart." , I believed you again, and served you with urine, but as a result, how long has it been, how long has it been!

"Is it a man's life to be frightened day and night? If you don't get sick, I'm going to have a heart attack!

"Cao Xiaohua, what kind of home are you going back to, you move to the very association to live, you go to be your big hero, you go to save the world, how uncomfortable it is to listen to my nagging, how happy it is to subdue demons and subdue demons, right, you speak, why don't you speak, if you don't speak, you will scold me in your heart, right?"

Aunt Cao glared at Uncle Cao fiercely, her tears full of resentment.

"No, no, no, how dare I scold you, no, how can I be willing to scold you, Yue'e, don't cry, don't yell like this, and invite all the neighbors later."

The fat old man hugged his wife with a shy face, and pulled her up like a turnip, "Outside, I'm a consultant, save me some face, go home and scold again, don't you have to effort, I look in the mirror and scold myself when I go home?" I Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror, is it not a person inside and out? ”

"Community advisors, smaller than sesame seeds, bigger than the tip of a needle!"

Aunt Cao struggled twice, where could she earn Uncle Cao, she was so angry that she pinched the fat old man's waist hard, and touched her heart, "Stinky and shameless, does it still hurt, is it stuffy, has the doctor seen it?" ”

"It's okay, Dr. Jiang in the association has seen it and said that I am the same as the eighteen-year-old boy, and the tigers are beaten to death."

Uncle Cao grabbed Aunt Cao's hand and didn't let go, and the two of them were affectionate, "Yue'e, you listen to me, you listen to me and tell you slowly......"

"Ahem."

A single dog has a dry cough next to it.

"Hey, Xiao Chu, you're still there, what are you doing stupidly, go home and cool down, remember that if you have a situation, you must come to the community to register, and you can go directly to find me at home - of course not today, today I have to take my dearest wife out to eat and watch movies, go go, go, go."

Uncle Cao waved at Chu Ge, as if driving away a fly.

The old couple walked away hand in hand and affectionately.

Only Chu Ge stared at their backs for a long time, still feeling ...... Web novels and movie games are deceptive, real-life aura revival, how can it, how can it be!

Forget it, he estimates that he can't learn Uncle Cao - too shameless.