Chapter 18: What to Do When You Wake Up?

"Genetic Medicine...... Drink it with Red Bull? Chu Ge still wanted to complain.

"Well, it's better to buy the slender white and blue cans, the ones with bovineine fortified, the ones that have a better effect on the genetic medicine, just don't drink it at night, you can't sleep after drinking it - cultivation is a science, and you must pay attention to every detail."

Uncle Cao said, "Second, there is a lot of noise tonight, we can't ask you to keep it secret, and it's useless to keep it secret, so if you want to say it, just say it, whether you tell your family, classmates or neighbors, or even post on the Internet or post on Moments to show off, of course, whether they believe it or not is another matter."

"There is only one, don't exaggerate, don't make it up, what the truth is, you just say anything, don't make up nonsense like 'immortal cultivators have three heads and six arms, and a fireball will blow up a house', otherwise it will cause a large-scale panic, and you will be held legally responsible."

"I get that."

Chu Ge nodded, he knew the consequences of bewitching the public, and he was detained for fifteen days at the beginning, he didn't want to defy the law.

"Third, it may be more troublesome for you in a few days."

Uncle Cao said, "That 'Hundred Barbarians' is not dead, he will be prosecuted for many crimes such as 'illegal entry, illegal carrying of offensive magic weapons, and intentional injury', you and I are witnesses, and we will inevitably appear in court at that time, in case of delay in your work and study, I'm sorry!" ”

"What, that guy's vitality is so tenacious, and he won't die if the substation box is blown up?"

Chu Ge was secretly speechless, and felt that the painting style was obviously wrong, "What's the matter, let's sue one more...... Immortal cultivators? ”

"Of course, everyone is equal before the law, regardless of whether they are ordinary people or immortal cultivators, if you travel to the earth, you will be subject to the jurisdiction of the laws of the Earth Alliance, Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, even if it is a canonical punishment, there is a saying - this is called 'governing the ball according to law'!"

Uncle Cao said, handing over a few packs of vacuum-plastic sealed things, it was Chu Ge's clothes and mobile phone, all of which were burned through by the arc, "Your belongings are burned out, go buy a new one yourself, less than 3,000 yuan, and take the invoice to the extraordinary association for reimbursement." ”

“…… Oh. ”

Chu Ge felt that the style of painting was getting stranger and stranger, even if he could accept that there were immortal cultivators in the world, it would still be difficult to integrate the two concepts of "immortal cultivators" and "invoice reimbursement".

"Fourth, hey, there's no need to hide it from you, a very special meteor shower descended on Lingshan City last night, and there will be all kinds of strange phenomena in the future, and many people will wake up, what is it, superpowers."

Uncle Cao chattered, "In case you accidentally wake up, Uncle Cao suggests that you register with the neighborhood committee or police station where your household registration is located as soon as possible, hey, I remember that your old house was sold, so where is your household registration, is it our community or the university?" ”

"We are not a school district house here, the buyer was not entangled at that time, and my household registration is still in the old house."

Chu Ge said, "Studying in the same city, the school does not force the transfer of household registration. ”

"That's okay, in case you wake up, go to the police station to find Officer Hao to register."

Uncle Cao thought for a while, "Forget it, Officer Hao, they have been busy these days, you can come to me directly, and Uncle will take you to check your body." ”

"This-" Chu Ge's heart beat a little faster.

He didn't worry about his adrenaline outburst, Dr. Jiang said that this is the most basic, the most popular, and not worth mentioning ability, if he takes the initiative to register to change the job of a civil servant in the alliance, it is not bad.

But the golden dots of light that appeared with "stunned" and "extremely shocked" were too weird.

Chu Ge said tentatively, "Uncle Cao, do you have to register if you wake up, if you don't register, you will be very ...... Took? ”

"What are you talking about?"

Uncle Cao was happy, waved his hand and said, "Don't be nervous, Xiao Chu, the Very Association is an ordinary non-governmental organization, neither an alliance authority nor a criminal gang, how can you arrest people casually?" The Earth Alliance protects the privacy of citizens, even if you really awaken your superpowers, you can register if you want to come, and if you don't want to come, you won't come, as long as you don't break the law and commit crimes, don't disturb social order, and don't hinder the rotation of the earth, no one will arrest you. ”

Chu Ge glanced at the boxy Ma Xiong, and then looked at the black jackets, black sunglasses and professional killer-like staff outside, and didn't believe it at all - this physique, this style, proper veteran special forces, and game centers all over the city and countryside, how much does it cost to burn a day, what organization can support such a scene, there is a mine at home?

Wait, Chu Ge thought about it, look at what this means, it's not possible for the association to really control the secret crystal mines, spirit mines, cave heaven blessed land, etc., people really have mines.

Civil organizations, still "mediocre"? Believe in your wickedness!

"Of course, for the sake of your own health and safety, I suggest that if you really wake up, it's best to register, do a check-up, and don't shy away from the doctor."

Uncle Cao smiled and said, "What, have you awakened your superpowers?" ”

"Not yet, but I'm thinking, I'm so talented, looking at the entire community, it's a rare existence, and I'm definitely going to wake up in the future, right?"

Chu Ge and Uncle Cao were sloppy, "Inquire about the situation first, once you wake up, it's okay to treat it correctly, at least don't trouble you to become a gorilla again and take the risk of a heart attack to clean me up!" ”

"Hahaha, your kid has a very high consciousness, I hope you really think so, not joking with the uncle, because superpowers really can't tolerate jokes."

Uncle Cao said earnestly, "There is no free lunch in the world, every gift that seems to be obtained out of thin air will secretly indicate the price, the stronger the ability you get, the greater the price you pay, and at the same time, the more dangerous it is."

"Don't believe it, look at me, uncle, you just saw with your own eyes how I transformed, and how I lay on the ground and couldn't breathe, right? The musculature of the human body suddenly swells and hardens, and the pressure on the internal organs, especially the heart, will also multiply, and the warriors who practiced the 'Vajra Secret Method' like me back then will have a serious heart attack nine times out of ten, and if they can survive until my age, they are already considered healthy and long-lived. ”

The bland tone made Chu Ge awe Uncle Cao, but he was puzzled: "Buddhism is supernatural, and it is so domineering?" ”

"What kind of Buddha powers?" Uncle Cao didn't understand.

"Isn't it the 'King Kong Secret Method', the Four Great King Kongs, the Angry Eyes King Kong?" Chu Ge asked.

"Oh, it's not the Buddhist King Kong, it's the gorilla, the 'King Kong' who climbed to the skyscraper and jerked off." Uncle Cao said.

"......" Chu Ge thought, why did the aura recover, and he always wanted to complain?

"Like us, we are quite lucky, because we have organized care, the guidance of famous teachers, sufficient nutrition and natural treasures, as well as scientific cultivation methods and perfect cultivation facilities, including the support of the top medical team."

Uncle Cao continued, "What if you don't have these? If a wild supernatural person inadvertently awakens the superpower that expands his body by three or five times, how much pressure will his heart and various organs be subjected to, how much food will he have to consume to support his huge body, how should he face all kinds of abnormalities in his body, and the simplest of all, does he know what drugs to take to protect his heart?

"I don't know anything, I'm thinking about it alone, the biggest possibility is that two days after awakening, 'quack' fell to the ground, had a heart attack, and died - of course this doesn't happen in movies, but reality is different from novels, games, movies, I hope you understand this."

Chu Ge listened and nodded again and again.

Although he is not afraid of death in the game, in reality he still cherishes his life, and as a last resort, it is better to "die than to live".

"I listen to you, Uncle Cao."

Chu Ge said, "In case you wake up to your superpowers, come to our community to register as soon as possible." ”

"That's right, a good man has three gangs, everyone collects firewood and the flame is high, and the biggest difference between humans and animals is that we are highly organized and socialized."

Uncle Cao said, "I was also young, I knew the thoughts of young people, awakened superpowers, I wanted to be a hero, a star, a rich man, and use superpowers to change my fate, and I was not willing to obey the command and couldn't stand the slightest restraint, right-the idea is very good, but if you want your dream to come true, you can't mess around alone, you still have to respect the law, believe in the organization, and be in this ...... Within the framework of laws, regulations and social conventions, under the cultivation and guidance of the Alliance, we should establish correct ideological and moral outlooks, use our abilities, benefit the people, and make due contributions to society, the country, civilization, and the earth, do you understand? ”

"Understood."

Chu Ge nodded violently, "Don't say whether you make a contribution or not, at least I will definitely not break the law and discipline, you can put a hundred and twenty hearts when you are old!" ”

Chu Ge is smart, judging from the well-trained people of the Extraordinary Association, as well as Uncle Cao's age, the Earth Alliance must have already discovered the signs of aura recovery and adopted a series of effective countermeasures.

If you awaken a little superpower, you immediately don't know who your surname is, thinking that Lao Tzu is the best in the world, and you will do nonsense, and the result will definitely be the same as the immortal cultivator just now, and you will be punished by the law.

With superpowers, you can make a lot of money in a legal way, and it is not difficult to make a name for yourself, so why break the law?

"Young people nowadays, why is it so difficult for you to make some contributions?"

Uncle Cao smiled and pointed at Chu Ge, but he didn't care, he waved his big hand and said, "Okay, go home, don't run around if you have nothing to do recently, it's best to stay at home and school honestly." ”

"That's it?"

Chu Ge was a little confused, "Can I really go, should I ...... Why go? ”

"What should you do, no one is stopping you, what did you plan to do?" Uncle Cao asked.

"I originally wanted to go back to study hard, take a B-level license for construction machinery, apply for a large company with a high salary and good benefits, support this family, and let my mother be happy and happy in the spirit of heaven."

Chu Ge muttered, "But now, the aura has recovered, and life can go on...... My dream ...... Can it still be achieved? ”

"Silly boy."

Uncle Cao laughed again, the fat old man's mung bean eyes squeezed in the flesh emitted a gentle light, he helped Chu Ge to stand up from the medical cabin, pointed to Ma Xiong and a large circle of staff of the very association outside, and said softly but firmly: "All the efforts made by our people are so that you can continue to live a peaceful and happy life, so, do whatever you want, and chase whatever you want, don't be afraid of aura recovery, immortal cultivators and magicians, the sky can't fall - it's really falling, there are us!" ”