Chapter 30: Who said dragon pants can't be pulled.
As soon as Qin Hu's words fell, Prime Minister Shangguan stroked his beard and smiled slightly.
"Miss Su wants Zircon."
After the Prime Minister Shangguan finished speaking, Su Ruanmei nodded reluctantly, I don't want this Shangguan Prime Minister to be really knowledgeable, although there is a little difference between this zircon and diamond, but it can be guessed that it is very close here, maybe there was no such thing as a diamond in ancient times.
"You are all outsiders, I don't know if Xiao Lao'er has the honor to invite you to my home to attend my son's wedding."
Just when Su Ruanmei and the little emperor were speechless, an old man with a hunchback and white beard came to Su Ruanmei and the little emperor with a crutch, and said to them with a pleasant face.
"Is there anything delicious at the wedding feast?"
The little emperor asked the hunchbacked old man with a little curiosity, but the hunchbacked old man didn't know how to answer the little emperor's question, so he just nodded slightly embarrassedly.
The little emperor and his entourage went to the hunchbacked old man's house and watched the process of the bride and groom worshipping heaven and earth.
"Husband and wife worship each other and send them to the cave room."
An old woman with a red head covered in red flowers shouted happily to a couple of newlyweds, and then the newlyweds made a deep bow to each other sincerely, and a shy and shy smile appeared on the young man's face, and the girl wore a red turban, although she couldn't see her face clearly, but she should be nervous and happy to come here.
After the couple was married, they were sent to a small room surrounded by a group of relatives and friends, and bursts of firecrackers rang out outside the room at this time.
"Hey, why did the bride and groom leave?"
The little emperor shouted to the couple very excitedly, and Su Ruanmei stood in front of him.
"You know what, after the ceremony is completed, of course, it is sent to the cave room to do shameful things. This is called being famous. ”
After Su Ruanmei finished speaking, the little emperor asked Su Ruanmei curiously.
"Is shame the picture you showed me last time? What else is in name only? ”
Regarding the little emperor's question, Su Ruanmei turned around again and put her hand on his shoulder, and said to him with great interest.
"Yes, yes, the so-called nominal and real, that is, they are husband and wife in name, and then they do shameful things."
When the little emperor heard this, he blushed and said to Su Ruanmei.
"Then Concubine Su and I should also be famous."
After the little emperor finished speaking, he lowered his head, but Su Ruanmei didn't know how to answer the little emperor's question, looking at Su Ruanmei's bewildered expression, Shangguan Prime Minister and Qin Hu both showed a happy smile.
When night fell, the hunchbacked old man arranged a place for the little emperor and others, Prime Minister Shangguan and Qin Hu lived in a room in the east, the little emperor and Su Ruanmei lived in a room in the west, and several of the entourage of Prime Minister Shangguan lived in a large bunk next to the pigsty, as for the old man's son and daughter-in-law lived in the marriage room of the big house, and the old man himself lived in a side room next to the big house.
After all the guests dispersed, the lights in the entire village were all extinguished, and the little emperor hugged Su Ruanmei's back and rubbed against her.
"What are you going to do, little brat. We haven't slept yet, we're on our way tomorrow. ”
The little emperor saw that Su Ruanmei was a little unhappy, so he turned over and said an oh word, Su Ruanmei thought to herself, this little kid has become very dishonest now, it seems that he has to keep a certain distance from him, otherwise he will let a little kid rub the oil through the millennium, and this will be a shame to pass it back.
The little emperor was still a little restless, he was restless and tossing and turning on the bed, and Su Ruanmei, as a senior old driver, naturally had a way to deal with this kind of little straight man, she just raised her knees slightly, and the little emperor was pushed off the kang with a slight lift.
"I ...... I feel a little hot and want to go out to cool off. ”
After the little emperor finished speaking, he swaggered out, Su Ruanmei didn't bother to take care of the little emperor, thinking that it would be convenient for him to go out, and after a few laps, he would naturally come back, and he didn't want Su Ruanmei to fall asleep unconsciously, and when Su Ruanmei woke up the next day, a large group of villagers had been surrounded outside the house, and there were all kinds of abusive sounds.
When Su Ruanmei walked out of the house, she saw the little emperor rolling on the ground with his crotch covered, and beside him were three unknown corpses covered with white cloths.
"Qin Hu, what the hell is going on."
Su Ruanmei shouted loudly at Qin Hu, Qin Hu just lowered his head and did not answer, and there was an indifferent expression on Prime Minister Shangguan's face.
"It's this little brute, last night Lao Li Tou kindly took him in for the night, I didn't want him to think about the bride in the middle of the night, and finally killed Lao Li Tou's family of three, this little beast should be pulled to a thousand cuts."
A villager with a meaty face pointed at the little emperor and scolded viciously, and the villagers behind him also began to point fingers at the little emperor.
Su Ruanmei wanted to squat down and ask the little emperor the reason for the whole thing, but she didn't want the little emperor to turn pale and be speechless in pain at all.
Although the little emperor was indeed a little restless after yesterday, Su Ruanmei didn't fully believe that the little emperor would do such a vicious thing, Su Ruanmei first checked where the little emperor was injured, she saw that the little emperor had been covering her crotch and not letting her see, thinking that the little emperor must have been seriously injured.
Su Ruanmei also ignored everyone's obstruction and abuse, and directly hugged the little emperor back to the house.
Su Ruanmei put the little emperor on the kang, and then comforted him, saying that it was okay, there was a demon girl.
After the little emperor relaxed a little, Su Ruanmei pulled out the little emperor's pants, only to see a large bruise on the little emperor's lower body, thinking that someone should have kicked him hard, so the little emperor was suffering from congenital cryptorchidism, otherwise this violent kick would inevitably make him fly eggs.
Su Ruanmei found a wet handkerchief and put it on the crotch of the little emperor, and then helped him put on his pants.
Su Ruanmei wanted to go out to investigate the scene, but was grabbed by the little emperor's wrist.
"Don't go, I'm afraid ......?"
Su Ruanmei stroked the little emperor's forehead, and found that it was wet.
"Don't worry, I'll go and go back, you can sleep well for a while, and when you wake up, there will be nothing."
Su Ruanmei said and patted the little emperor's hand again, and the little emperor slowly closed his eyes.
Su Ruanmei retreated and walked out of the house and closed the door by the way, Qin Hu saw Su Ruanmei walking out of the house, so he immediately ran to Su Ruanmei and asked her about the little emperor's injury.