Chapter 29 Hairy Stones Are a Woman's Favorite!

After Prime Minister Shangguan finished speaking, the little emperor smiled and nodded to Prime Minister Shangguan, and Su Ruanmei saw that the sun was almost noon, and she felt a little hungry when she touched her stomach.

"Prime Minister Shangguan, Your Majesty, let's find a place to get something to eat first, if it really doesn't work, you can buy some ingredients and I'll make them for you."

After Su Ruanmei finished speaking, the little emperor also echoed, and then the group went to a small hotel nearby to eat.

The little emperor thought that when he arrived at the tavern, he would be able to eat big fish and meat, delicacies from the mountains and seas, but he didn't want to wait until everyone sat down, and Prime Minister Shangguan only ordered some somen noodles and steamed buns, and the little emperor was a little unhappy when he looked at these foods.

"Prime Minister Shangguan, why do you eat this kind of thing, don't you have any money?"

Regarding the little emperor's question, Shangguan Prime Minister did not answer, but shook his head helplessly.

Su Ruanmei saw that Prime Minister Shangguan seemed to have something unspeakable, and she looked at the dishes ordered by the guests around her, all of which were coarse tea and light rice, wild vegetables and radish.

"Shopkeeper, don't you have meat dishes in your store?"

Su Ruanmei called the shopkeeper, and after the shopkeeper nodded for a while, she scratched her head and said to Su Softmei.

"I'm really sorry, our small shop really doesn't have meat dishes, I think there was a famine here at the beginning of the year, and even the bark and turf were eaten up at that time, so the Shangguan Prime Minister sympathized with us, not only exempted us from taxes but also opened a warehouse to release grain, otherwise I am afraid that there will be countless people who will starve to death, I want to be able to temporarily relieve my strength now, it is a great luck, objectively you can eat these things is already good."

After the shopkeeper finished speaking, Su Ruanmei saw a few pieces of bacon hanging on the counter signboard, and Su Ruanmei pointed to the bacon and asked the shopkeeper.

"Isn't that meat?"

When the shopkeeper saw the bacon, he stood up.

"The meat...... It is not edible. ”

Su Ruanmei saw that the shopkeeper was so nervous, so she said a little teasingly.

"Are those human flesh not good?"

When the shopkeeper heard this, he broke out in a cold sweat.

"Okay, Miss Su, don't embarrass the shopkeeper anymore, see you scare people."

Shangguan Cheng waved his hand to the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper nodded resignedly, and without waiting for Su Ruanmei to ask more, the shopkeeper hurriedly ran into the kitchen.

"I really didn't expect that the ancients would be so poor and sour, and there were not even decent meat dishes in the restaurant."

After Su Ruanmei finished speaking, the little emperor asked Su Ruanmei with a little curiosity.

"Demon girl, I heard you say this, you seem to have eaten a lot of delicious things, I wonder if you can tell me about it."

Su Ruanmei saw that the little emperor had never seen the world, so she wanted to give him a good look at the life of a modern person, but when Su Ruanmei saw that Shangguan Prime Minister and Qin Hu were swallowing saliva, Su Ruanmei was afraid that what she said was too attractive and tempting, so that these people could no longer eat steamed buns and plain noodles, so in the end, Su Ruanmei just cocked Erlang's legs and said to the little emperor very mysteriously.

"I'll make it for you when I return to the palace."

After Su Ruanmei finished speaking, the little emperor showed an indifferent expression.

After a while, the shopkeeper brought up the somen noodles and black steamed buns, I don't want this somen noodles to be really boiled water mixed with batter, and I didn't even put salt, let alone steamed buns, hard as stones, black as briquettes, I don't know what material is made of, the little emperor bit it and hit his teeth, while Shangguan Prime Minister chewed slowly and ate with relish.

Qin Hu also felt that it was difficult to swallow after pulling two mouthfuls of somen noodles, although he wanted to spit it out, but seeing that Prime Minister Shangguan was eating these things, he forcibly swallowed it.

"Your Majesty, these things are delicacies in the eyes of the common people, why do you dislike these things, Your Majesty, I think the common people usually point to them to live their lives."

The little emperor looked at Su Ruanmei, who was just eating by herself, but ignored him.

"What the prime minister said is true, I have been taught."

After the little emperor finished speaking, he picked up a black steamed bun, covered it with his sleeve and put it in his mouth.

After lunch, the little emperor and his entourage went to a village, and it happened that someone in the village was holding a wedding, and the little emperor was very fond of it, thinking that since he was sensible, he was either in the deep palace compound or on the deserted island, but he had never seen such a festive and lively scene.

"Prime Minister Shangguan, is the man wearing the big red flower marrying a daughter-in-law?"

Regarding the little emperor's curiosity, Prime Minister Shangguan smiled and nodded.

"Yes, Your Majesty, any man in my Jokhang Kingdom can marry a wife and have children at the age of fourteen, start a family, think Your Majesty, you are already sixteen this year, and it is also the age of marriage and starting a family."

The little emperor listened to the words of Prime Minister Shangguan and secretly glanced at Su Ruanmei, you must know that Su Ruanmei is the concubine Su he enshrined, although this title has not been confirmed by the Ministry of Rites and the listing of the harem.

"Demon girl, do you think I can marry you like that little brother?"

Su Ruanmei looked at the little emperor with a happy expression, and stretched out her hand to put it on his shoulder.

"It's not impossible for Your Majesty to marry me, it's just that I like free love and don't like arranged marriages, if you really want to enter the palace of marriage with me, then you have to do at least these three things."

After Su Ruanmei finished speaking, Prime Minister Shangguan stroked his beard, but just smiled and said nothing.

"Say it quickly, what are the three things, if you can be my bride, don't say three, even thirty things I promise you."

Su Ruanmei actually said this, because she still wanted to leave here as soon as possible in her heart, after all, modern times are the place where she can live and enjoy herself freely.

"First, you have to talk to me about a vigorous love affair first. The second is that you have my heart. The third is that you have to give me a diamond ring the size of a pigeon's egg, which is something every woman dreams of. ”

Su Ruanmei fell into her own fantasy as she spoke, while the little emperor scratched his head, not quite understanding the meaning of Su Ruanmei's words.

"Love, your heart, and pigeon eggs?"

The little emperor repeated Su Ruanmei's words, but Su Ruanmei turned around and gave the little emperor a blank look.

"It's not a pigeon's egg, it's a diamond the size of a pigeon's egg."

Su Ruanmei said to the little emperor very seriously, but the little emperor still seemed to understand.

"Can't coral? Isn't it okay to have a pearl of the night? Isn't the jade pendant I gave you? Why do you have to say what stones, and what hairy. ”

Seeing that the little emperor was so unenlightened, Su Ruanmei also felt that she didn't speculate for more than half a sentence.

"What the hell does this witch want?"

The little emperor was a little anxious, and Qin Hu said to the little emperor.

"Maybe Concubine Su wants tortoiseshell."

The little emperor listened to Qin Hu's questions and asked what was going on tortoiseshell, and Qin Hu said that tortoiseshell is a creature in the sea, which looks like a turtle and can be used in medicine.