It's half past eight in the evening, and I must get rid of the residual yin qi of the corpse before the hour (eleven o'clock), otherwise I will definitely cheat the corpse!

Eliminating yin qi is actually very simple, you can do it with a yang talisman, but the difficulty is that you don't have a chance to do it! In front of everyone's eyes, I can't perform Dao arts! The morgue can't be entered casually, I just hope that the hearse can come over quickly and take advantage of the way to the funeral home, after all, time is running out!

I looked at the soul of the second uncle and said, "Don't run around these days, the new ghost is easy to be oppressed, and near me, I can keep you safe." ”

"Then when will you help the second uncle pass the word?"

"Spread the word...... Tomorrow. ”

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After waiting for about two hours, the hearse finally arrived at the hospital, but it was already half past ten!

The funeral parlors use regular hearses, which look like seven-seater business cars, but the interior is very different, a bit like a cash car, with only two seats, the main and co-pilot, a stainless steel coffin behind it, and a bench next to it. Family members can be seated.

After a long time, the body was finally transported to the hearse, and after discussion, I went with Li Yongyan to deliver the body.

Two staff members came to the funeral home, and they sat in the front and co-pilot, so Li Yongyan and I could only sit next to the coffin. But that's exactly what I wanted, it's already 10:50, and there's still 10 minutes left before the hour!

The second uncle's soul was also floating in the car, and he asked nagged: Why does the corpse keep emitting black gas?

Actually, it was Yin Qi, but I didn't have time to answer him, because I was thinking about how to eliminate the Yin Qi on the corpse, Li Yongyan was still beside me, and it was inconvenient for me to do it!

Just now I wanted to persuade Li Yongyan not to follow, but after all, it was his father who died, so it was hard to say this. I looked at my watch, it was 10:58, and there were still two minutes! At this time, the situation is critical, and the second uncle is about to cheat the corpse! I can't care about that much! Pointing to the coffin, he said to Li Yongyan: "Brother Yan, look! The second uncle's hand seems to move! ”

"Really?" Li Yongyan hurriedly lowered his head and watched.

I'm going to take the chance! A knife slashed at the back of his neck! Knock him out! The soul of the second uncle shouted beside him: "Xiaolong, what are you doing? ”

I put Li Yongyan flat on the bench and replied in a low voice: "Don't worry, Second Uncle, Brother Yan is just dizzy, because what happens next cannot be seen by him, otherwise it will leave a psychological shadow." ”

At this moment, the second uncle suddenly exclaimed: "What's the matter?" How did my corpse sit up! ”

Hearing this, I quickly turned around, only to see that the corpse had indeed sat up! Still staring at two bloodshot eyes! His neck turned stiffly, and he suddenly pounced on me!

I've seen this situation a lot, and I've long been surprised! What's more, this kind of ordinary corpse is the most vegetable existence among zombies, and if you strictly divide it, it is not even a zombie, it is all based on a yin qi in the body.

And the accumulation of yin qi by zombies will make the bones hard and infinitely powerful! So there is no comparison between the two at all.

I stretched out my palm, pressed it on the forehead of the second uncle, and pressed it down! Press him back into the coffin! Then pinch open his chin with one hand, ignite the yang charm with the other, and stuff the charm into his mouth!

When the yang talisman was ignited, a large amount of yang energy was generated, and the soul of the second uncle was so frightened that he hid in the corner. As a new ghost, he will have an instinctive fear of yang energy.

After stuffing the yang talisman into the mouth, it slammed the corpse in the abdomen, and under the influence of external force, the corpse would involuntarily exhale a breath and then inhale a breath. In this exhalation, he inhaled all the yang qi in his mouth, collided with the remaining yin qi in his body, and finally dissipated in pairs.

The body of the second uncle struggled for a while, and then it did not move. But the bloodshot eyes were still wide open, and with a flick of my flick, I closed the corpse's eyes.

The second uncle's soul looked stupid, and he was stunned for a long time before asking, "Xiao, Xiaolong, how can my corpse move?" ”

"It's a corpse," I replied: "Second uncle, you are a corpse of yin qi invaded and died, and there is still yin qi in the corpse, and when you are a child, you will cheat the corpse...... Alas, if you could have found it earlier, it would have saved your life, but unfortunately, you are destined for this fate. ”

"Xiaolong, what are you talking about, why can't the second uncle understand a word? What is yin and yang? ”

"To put it simply: the night before Chinese New Year's Eve, you were attacked by a powerful ghost when you strayed into a mass grave, and most of the yin qi remained in your body, causing cardiogenic shock. It could also be said that you were killed by that terrible ghost. ”

After this explanation, the second uncle finally understood, and showed an angry face: "What? I have no grievances with him, why should I be harmed? I'll go to him now! ”

"Forget the second uncle, you are a new ghost, it is impossible to be his opponent, according to my estimate, the way of harming your powerful ghost is at least more than a hundred years. I'll avenge you for this, don't worry. ”

At this moment, my mobile phone suddenly rang, it was a call from a cheap man, pressed the answer button, and I asked, "You still haven't slept so late?" It's eleven o'clock, is there something wrong? ”

"Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, of course it's the evening party, what kind of sleep are you, big brother? Do you want to watch the party too? ”

"I'll look at the corpse."

The thought about it for a while, and suddenly said, "Oh, you're talking about the sketch that xx performed just now, right?" That corpse acted so similarly, haha, I burst into tears and laughed...... Hey? Big brother, why don't you laugh? ”

I was full of black lines, and I told the story of the last few days, and after listening to it, the insisted on coming to help! said that every time he had something, I went to help, and this time it was that I had something, and he must not stand idly by......

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When I arrived at the funeral home, I shook Li Yongyan awake, and while rubbing his neck, he said, "It hurts, it seems that someone hit me just now, Xiaolong, could it be that you did it?" ”

Of course, I can't admit this kind of thing, and I can't tell him: Brother Yan, there is a reason why I stunned you, because your father cheated on the corpse.

If he said that, he wouldn't be in a hurry, so he could only make up a white lie: "How could it be, Brother Yan?" You must have been too tired to fall asleep. Besides, who has the strength to knock people out at once? Look at my little body, is it possible? ”

It is true that my figure is normal, not thin and not strong. When I stunned Li Yongyan just now, I used ingenuity,

Li Yongyan looked at my figure, and finally nodded, and didn't dwell on this matter anymore, but went through the formalities.

The funeral home at night is quiet and empty, and the atmosphere is a little gloomy.

I was sitting at the door of the funeral parlor waiting for Li Yongyan, and at this moment, a young female ghost suddenly floated over and asked the second uncle: "Handsome guy, are you new here?" ”

"Me?" The second uncle pointed to his nose and shook it for a moment.

"Yes, you are a new ghost at first glance, aren't you confused? Why don't you come with me and join our family. Now, there is a group of yin qi here, absorb it, and you will be one of us, and there are many beautiful women in the big family. ”

Yin Qi is extremely attractive to ghosts, and the second uncle can't help but stretch out his hand.

Just as he was about to touch that cloud of yin qi, suddenly a flash of fire flashed! Disperse the yin energy! Moreover, that flame contains a lot of yang energy! The female ghost looked at me in horror and quickly drifted off into the distance.

"Xiaolong, why did you scare the girl away?" The second uncle asked reproachfully.

I wasn't angry, and explained: "Second uncle, she is not a girl, judging from Taoism, she is older than you. Besides, she has bad intentions, if you absorb that yin qi, you can't be reincarnated. ”

"But why did she harm me? Why don't you let me be reincarnated? ”

"Well...... Ghosts generally have to find places with strong yin qi to cultivate, and these places have long been occupied by other ghosts, so they have to gang up to grab territory. And the female ghost should belong to a small group, because the new ghost is not welcomed, and few groups are willing to accept it. ”

After listening to this explanation, the second uncle couldn't help but sigh: "When you are alive, you will intrigue and fight, who knows that you will not stop when you die...... By the way, Xiaolong, am I not going to reincarnate? ”

I shook my head slightly: "Second uncle, the so-called people and ghosts have different paths. You stay with relatives and make them sick, which is certainly not what you want to see. I know it's hard for you to let go, so before you go, I'll try my best to fulfill your heart's wish and not let you leave with regrets......"

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Next.

Everyone gathered at grandma's house in the countryside.

Just now, my aunt received an unfortunate message: the mysterious sixth uncle is gone! My phone doesn't work either! The whole person seemed to evaporate.

Seeing that the aunt looked worried, the father persuaded: "Sister, there are many Mr. Yin and Yang, so you don't necessarily have to look for the old man." ”

I interjected: "No need to look for it, I have a friend who is Mr. Yin Yang, he specially came from Qiling City to help, and he will be there in the afternoon." ”

"Is it reliable?"

"Don't worry, Lao Li, I promise that it will be done properly."

Although the is unreliable, with my guidance behind the scenes, there will definitely be no problem. This saves a lot of money. Of course, I won't let the help in vain, at least the travel expenses will have to be reimbursed......

At half past three in the afternoon, the cheap man rushed to the countryside, and I went to the village to pick him up. and told him privately: I don't want to reveal my identity in front of my relatives, so let him pretend to be Mr. Yin and Yang.

The swore and patted his chest and said that it was wrapped up in him!

When the was introduced to his relatives, everyone thought he was too young and must have no ability. However, the ignited a spell out of thin air, and this hand calmed everyone! I also believe that the is a real 'master'.

However, this thing doesn't understand anything, and some time ago he pretended to be Mr. Yin and Yang, and he also played the corpse of his employer to cheat the corpse.

The aunt asked, "Child, when is it better for this body to be cremated?" ”

The 'pinched his fingers', saying that tomorrow is an auspicious day, and he will be cremated tomorrow.

Li Yongyan was deeply poisoned by the mysterious sixth uncle, and he was not very optimistic about the cheap man at this time, so he asked, "Where is the cemetery?" ”