There was a dead silence in the hall, and uneasiness rose suddenly.

Outside the door, Ted crossed his chest and entered into a rational analysis, believing that Lumi's little trick would not succeed. The reason is very simple: a normal human being, with a big hole in his chest blown up, can see from this side and there, and even has no lungs, so how can he still shout warning words so vigorously?

The pirates will soon calm down in their suspicions, and if they turn over Johnny's corpse, the truth will be revealed.

So, they need to be pushed.

Ted handed the beef macaroni to the frightened mercenary behind him, calmly lifted the spell sequencer, blessed himself with a flying arrow protection, and pressed another corpse disguise to be safe.

Then he turned around and said to the pirate behind him, with a gun in one hand and beef pasta in the other, "Hey, man! I know you're a pirate, shoot it! ”

The pirate opened his mouth wide and thought he had misheard. Ted impatiently reached out and grabbed the barrel of his gun, and then the pirate cooperated, and reflexively, he pressed the trigger.

Da! Da! Da! Da! Da! Da!

The high-energy plasma bombs had a limited effect on shielding against the arrows, and the ionic plasma spilled on Ted's body, causing circles of ripples, and nothing more.

But the sudden burst of gunfire finally reminded the pirates in the hall of what they needed to do now. Ted even raised his voice and shouted, "Boss! Come on!!! ”

The pirate boss Guarachia, two rifled Vulcan cannons suddenly appeared in his hands, firing wildly at a rate of 100 rounds per second.

"I knew it was you!!"

This is the number two person in the pirate group, known as the second brother. This guy's ambition is simply written on his face, the Gualachia boss has always wanted to get rid of him, and live his own heart, he believes that the second brother will be the first to betray him once he has the opportunity.

The second brother was thinking about how the idiot didn't listen to the command and took the lead, but he didn't expect the boss's bullets to rain on him. The dark blue mana shield flickered wildly, and his mana pool rapidly descended under the attack of the Vulcan cannon.

"Brothers, fight!" The second brother knew that the explanation was useless, and there was only a dead end. If you don't do it today, you may be able to kill a future. He yelled and beckoned his henchmen to raise their guns and return fire.

Kill! Kill! Kill!

The hall erupted in a burst of fire, and the red-eyed pirates ended up completely confused, firing frantically at all moving targets, only to be torn to pieces by the firepower of others as their shields ran out.

This is a rabble united by interests, and a little spark can detonate their interior.

"Well done!" Lumi gave a thumbs up to Ted's divine assist, and he also pretended to be a corpse in the hall, and countless stray bullets hit his body, sending XX flying.

But how could a shapeshifter care about this kind of thing, you know, just now Yolanda hit a ** broadsword shot against him.

"Ted, where did you just go?" Lumi asked.

"That human male, with such a big belly." Ted replied in a hail of bullets, and he let go of the barrel. The frightened pirate was still nervously pulling the trigger, but the energy in the ** had long been emptied, and the warning sound of "RELOAD" was repeated over and over again on the bolt.

"Yes, big belly!" Yolanda kicked Mr. Pigson in disgust, telling him to get up and follow, "That human should politely quit like a true gentleman, so that the two can be friends in the future." ”

"Yolanda, it's not that simple."

Ted walked into the hall, and the whole hall was a bloody mess. It was a disaster for high-powered weapons to fire at close range, and even the chandelier was covered with suspicious strips, and God knows how they could have done that, and it seemed to Mr. Pyguson that he needed at least a hundred nervous cleaners. His chicks can't do that kind of rough work.

"Both long-lived and short-lived species have the same fear of death, or rather, of aging. When you gradually falter, your skin is saggy, and you are out of breath, you will begin to feel extremely nostalgic for your youthful self, and endless fear for your future weakened self. ”

"This is the instinct of intelligent life, and it can be applied to the multiverse."

"Sounds reasonable." Lumi, he didn't have to disguise himself as a pirate named Johnny now, the whole hall was almost dead.

However, for the sake of safety, after he stood up, he still pulled a ** and threw it on the ground. The dark green poisonous nova silently exploded, staining the entire hall with a layer of miserable green.

There really won't be any living mouths now, of course, the shapeshifters are immune to toxins, which is not surprising at all, they themselves are garbage crawling out of the poisonous swamp.

"Lumi, you almost smoked me!"

Dr. Ted complained angrily that if he hadn't pulled the fool pirate behind him to block it, he would have fallen to the ground by now calling for help.

"I'm sorry, but this is punishment for fooling me." Lumi rummaged through the pirates' valuables, "It just sounds reasonable, but in fact, Kassandra's senior center is overcrowded, and these shameless elves have even opened a nightclub in it, and I don't see how scared the old immortals are." ”

"Lumi, that's exactly the problem. In a normal society, a person's aging does not produce much pain because your peers are also aging and they have as many wrinkles as you. You will correctly recognize that this is the law of nature and no one can escape it. Sooner or later, your companions will step into death, so you won't be too sad. ”

But in the marriage of the long-born and short-born species, this balance is broken. Obviously, when they fell in love at the beginning, they were the same young and handsome. But when the short-lived species is dying, his other half is still as young as it was back then.

Day and night, he swept her XXXXXXX with his thin hand, his eyes were full of himself, and he used his shriveled lips XXXXXXXX, even he felt disgusting. Gradually, he will be jealous, why can you be so young all the time? He will be neurotic and desperate XXX, for fear that she will leave because of disgust. He will go crazy even more, make all kinds of XXXX actions, and even drink the other party's blood. Because in the end, he would think that it was she who absorbed his life force.

In the marriage of the long-born and short-born species, the person who has these mental radical behaviors is what I call Ted syndrome. ”

"Wow, that sounds awesome! Ted, I think you can be a professor, I get it. Lumi finally stood in front of the corpse of the pirate leader Guarachia, a hateful-looking giant who needed to be scavenged.

He was in a good mood and asked, "What interesting thing did that cuckolded human male do to his elven wife?" ”

Shapeshifters will always be interested in the topic of gore.

"I didn't do anything." Ted spread his hands and leaned against the wall as he waited for Yolanda, "That human man is dead, so his elven wife is looking for him elsewhere." ”

"I don't think it's the woman's fault." The honest man Hazan interjected, "After all, he can't do it." ”

"So he was justified." Lumi grinned and tugged at the large gold chain around the pirate leader's neck.

"Ted." Yolanda suddenly asked, "Are there any exceptions?" Let's say a peaceful breakup. ”

"There is no such possibility, Yolanda, at least in the hundreds of sets of cases I have studied, there is no such exception." TED REPLIED SERIOUSLY, "ALL SHORT-LIVED SPECIES WILL CHOOSE THE MOST SELFISH TO GO TO EACH OTHER, BECAUSE THIS IS NOT JUST THE YUWANG OF THE BODY, WHAT THEY CLING TO IS THE DESIRE FOR YOUTHFUL VITALITY AND LIFE ITSELF." It is an instinct for intelligent life to fear death.

Every second, they fall into delusions, imagining themselves XXXXXXXX, with others, imagining their aging bodies rotting in the grave. Such an illusion or reality will cause their behavior to collapse more and more, and they will want to possess it completely, which will eventually trigger strong resistance from the other half. Therefore, the ending is always to love and kill each other. That's my conclusion. ”

"Of course." Ted explained self-deprecatingly, "The mentors think this conclusion is a bit hasty. ”

"I think your mentors are stupid." Lumi couldn't pull the big gold chain off the pirate leader's neck with a lot of effort, and said to Ted a little dejected, "You should probably give them this big gold chain." ”

"Dude, that's how you want my heirloom?" A strong arm suddenly grabbed Lumi, and it turned out that the pirate leader Guarachia was not dead at all.

The despicable and shameless shapeshifter Lumi was so frightened that in an instant he realized that the difference in strength between the two sides was too great for him to break free from the iron arm of the other.

His whole body went limp, turning into a soft gelatinous substance, trying to slip through Guarachia's fingers. This is the main appearance of the shapeshifter, which is quite good for escaping, but the only bad thing is that this form is more afraid of fire.

The pirate leader Gualachia gave him a great surprise, and the burly man, who was five big and three thick, suddenly opened his huge mouth and spat out a raging flame at him.

"Ah!!h

Lumi, who was lying on his stomach, let out a scream in his spirit, and he was burned back to his original form in an instant. Ted, who was a few steps away, didn't say a word, and immediately pressed a nitrogen-fixing ice pick and flew straight towards Guarakia's front door.

This spell has quite good field control, solid nitrogen can quickly reduce the enemy's mobility, and the sharp nitrogen-fixing javelin has good armor-piercing ability.

But Ted didn't throw this spell to attack Guarachia at all. In the battle just now, this pirate leader first rolled around in a rain of bullets, and then was washed by the poisonous explosion, and now, he is still spitting fire fiercely. This means that this pirate leader named Guarachia has at least three major damage reductions: Physical, Toxin, and Fire.

Such a talent rank is too high, at least an elite race. The nitrogen-fixing ice picks in the three rings are nothing short of a drizzle for individuals of the elite race.

Guarachia was indeed contemptuous, and he grabbed the crunchy Lumi that had been roasted, and turned back with another burst of flame, which directly vaporized the ice picks that hit him.

That's what you want!

The solid nitrogen collided with the flames, and suddenly sublimated, and a huge amount of white cold mist erupted in the hall, like a feeding machine. Ted's bet is that Gualachia doesn't have real vision and can't see through the fog.

If he had true vision, even if it was a lower level of perspective, he would have detected something wrong with Johnny (pseudo) in the first place, instead of waiting until his men were dead and Lumi went to pick up his big gold chain.

Guarachia's eyes were blinded by the mist, and he erupted in a rage, burning the hall to pieces.

"Rats! Get out of here and die! After venting for a while, he felt that it was inappropriate, so he picked up the shapeshifter Lumi, "If you don't come out, I'll burn your companion!" ”

This is a very good villain scene, and generally speaking, good people are in a dilemma when they encounter this situation. But the relationship between the Magpie and the word "good guy" seems to be quite delicate.

And most importantly, Lumi, he's no ordinary shapeshifter.

Gualachia saw that there was no reaction in the fog, and laughed angrily: "Good! Then I'll kill this bug first! ”

After roaring, he held the dying Lumi in front of him and opened his mouth wide. Crazy flames condensed at his throat.

Boom!

Lumi, who was dying, turned into a piece of wood in front of him.

Hidden!