"This is to illustrate the general pattern of interaction between the long-lived and short-born species, such as Brother Hazan and us, no matter who grows old and dies first, we will always be good brothers."

Lumi: "That's right, man! ”

Dr. Ted: "But if an immortal and a short-lived fall in love, it's a completely different story. ”

"Ted, you're actually studying love!" Lumi was shocked, for the shapeshifter whose gender was mysterious, the taste of love was roughly equivalent to shit, and he scolded resentfully, "Vulgar! ”

Ted shrugged as if Lumi was a brainless troll on the internet.

"XINGYU is the core driving force of life for both sexes, even intelligent life." Dr. Ted uttered the wise quote in psychology, "Most mental models of intelligent life are closely related to XINGYU." So love research is a good entry point. ”

Lumi: "I guess Mr. Pigson must have loved your theory, he's a true gentleman." ”

Yolanda: "Lumi, shut up! Let Ted finish. ”

Lumi: "Yes, big sister! ”

Ted: "There are a couple of classic pairings between the immortal and the short, and I think everyone knows that, elves and humans, dragons and angels, succubi and barbarians. After studying hundreds of such marital relationships, I made a surprising discovery: none of them were able to get a good death, and both long-lived and short-lived marriages would have a bloody ending. ”

Lumi: "Is it because you're playing too XX?" ”

Yolanda: "Lumi!! ”

Lumi: "Okay, okay, I'll shut up. ”

Lumi silenced herself.

To the left of the pool is the locker room, and these pirates outside are supposed to be the hostage keepers. But what discipline can you expect from the pirates, who have been adrift in the barren land all year round, where will they give up the sweet chick at hand. They locked Mr. Pyguson alone in the locker room and went on a crazy octopus pool party in place of the owner. The pool is the way to go in the locker room, and no one can take Mr. Pygson in front of the pirates.

They weren't wrong to think so, at least Yolanda couldn't just take the fat pig away in such a grand manner. She looked left and right, pushed the door open and entered the DJ console on the right.

This luxurious pool not only houses octopus, but even has a dazzling lighting and sound system, and Mr. Pygeson invited Kassandra's famous DJ to DJ for his octopus pool party. This DJ is a great silver-haired guy, even if he is broken in two, he is still so stylish, he must be very good at playing basketball. Yolanda kicked his upper body into the air, dropping a vinyl record from the DJ's hand.

《I like to move it》

"I think you're going to love this song." Yolanda pushed the vinyl into the DJ, but the speaker didn't respond, and she said over the Internet, "Looks like some circuit overhaul needs to be done here, Ted, keep talking." ”

"Captain, do you still repair electrical circuits?"

"Nonsense, the captain has a lot of skills!"

Ted: "Let's take a real-life example, fifty years ago, in Abruch, a human male tried to kill the elven wife who cuckolded him, but his wife had a premonition and defended him with one of her lovers. ”

Honest man Hazan: "Just in defense, well done!" ”

Ted: "Of course, there are so many things that cuckold against each other that I wanted to study the state of mind in human rage. I pulled up the testimony of the elven wife and learned their story from beginning to end.

The beginning of this story is very beautiful, more than forty years before the murder, the two met and fell in love in a romantic meteor shower. The female elf's spaceship is accidentally hit by a meteorite and runs aground, and both navigation and communication are out of function.

Like a fairy tale, the male humans rescued her in a spaceship. At that time, the man was 22 years old, and he was earth-shatteringly handsome, and the female elf was crazy upside down, and after the two landed, they went straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

The first ten years were fine, and the relationship between the two was sweet, but gradually, human males began to age. We all know that humans age too fast. Forty years have passed in a flash, and the female elf is still the same female elf, but the man-"

At this point, Dr. Ted gestured to his belly, "He's got such a big belly. ”

This little joke succeeded in making the rest of the network smile, and although it was invisible, it was completely imaginable. Yolanda smiled while churning: "That man should be like a gentleman, quit cleanly, who can stand such a big belly." ”

With that, Yolanda finally dragged the main transmission cable out of the energy pipe, and the cable, which was as thick as her waist, was broken by her hands together. There are faint blue electric sparks from the broken mouth, and you can even smell the ozone smell of the air ionized.

She dragged the cable to the edge of the pool with difficulty and shouted loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, shake up!" ”

Then threw the cable straight into the pool.

The energy line that provides constant temperature and illumination for the entire spacecraft, with voltages up to one million volts. Even if Yolanda jumped away the moment the cable fell into the water, he was directly electrocuted by the arc that chased him, rolling and hugging the body of the DJ boy.

Not to mention the pirates and soft girls in the pool, who are swaying wildly like the punk cramps that have become popular lately. Unfortunately, this wonderful performance was quite short-lived, and the circuit breaker of the ship's energy line was so perfect that it automatically jumped on the safety switch after a millisecond. At this time, everyone in the pool was electrified into high-quality cooked meat, and with eight octopus balls that had completely exploded with their tentacles, this was a pot of pirate soft girl octopus soup.

Yolanda stood cautiously by the pool, and when she saw the tragic death of the sweet girls, she faked a handful of bitter tears: "Girls, I have long reminded you that you must take safety measures in this business!" ”

At this time, the speakers around the pool erupted in alarming volume, and it seemed that this unknown electric shock seemed to penetrate the faulty part of it.

All gi

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Girls from all over the world!

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I am the model of a man, Julian, the king of the ancients!

I love how all the gi

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body！

I love it when the girls shake themselves like that!

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Shake it like that! Twist!

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ight!

XX！ Sweet! That's great!

Accompanied by a frenzied rhythm, colorful lights flickered wildly, and streamers fell from the ceiling. Such passion, coupled with a whole pool of corpses, is indescribably eerie and terrifying.

This is probably the death metal style!

"I said I could fix it!" Yolanda laughed.

"Eldest sister, you have to hurry." Lumi has lifted his ban, now disguised as a pirate named Johnny, and is escorting Ted with another accomplice to meet the pirate boss.

By this time, the place in his memory was almost reached, and he had already seen the pirate boss in the room, sitting on a huge golden statue, shaking the plasma scimitar, and shouting at a group of men.

"You can't let me have fun for a while, I love this song to death." Yolanda jumped to her feet in intoxication with small steps. To the rhythm of the lights and music, she spun half a circle in the air and flew away with an elegant kick that flew the locked locker room door.

Kassandra's well-known gentleman, Pigson the Fat Pig, squatted inside. He shivered in only a pair of shorts, and the fat all over his body shook with a flurry.

What an appetizer! Yolanda was in no mood to dance in an instant.

"Mr. Pygson, you're a shame on Kasan." She drew her dagger and scolded loudly, "I should have done you a liposuction!" ”

"Yolanda! You know it's not my fault! Pygoson cried like a giant baby, "Thank you for coming to my rescue, but how do you know I've been kidnapped?" ”

"Idiot! We've known each other for over 80 years, when did you wear your clothes properly? Yolanda approached nonchalantly, "You were neatly dressed in the communicator just now, and you didn't have two chicks in your hands, so I knew that you were definitely annoying." ”

"Praise the daughter of remorse, Yolanda you are such a good friend......"

Pygson's words of thanks did not fall, and Yolanda, who was close to him, coldly pressed the spell bit sequencer. An awesome fireball smashed directly into the fat belly of the fat pork.

"Ah!!h Mr. Pygerson let out a scream and rolled on the floor in pain. Thanks to his fat fat, the fireball didn't blow him up, but it took at least ten pounds of fat.

"Yolanda! Lunatic! I'm not a shapeshifter! Pyguson howled, "You can see it!" ”

The air was filled with the smell of burning, mixed with a faint smell of oil. That's enough, Yolanda frowned bitterly, she already regretted that she had kindly given Pygeson this liposuction for free. She raised her arm and gave Pygeson another healing shot to the ground.

"Target confirmation safe, Lumi, do it!"

"Roger!"

Johnny (pseudo) walked into the hall where the pirates had gathered two steps away, and the pirate boss Guarachia, well, that's the name. This strange name, when you hear it, it's a hillbilly that came out of nowhere. All in all, Gualachia had a black face and a fierce declaration of his majesty to the other pirates.

Lumi: "Ted, cooperate. ”

Ted sighed, after studying for a PhD in psychology, he became more and more intelligent and liked to use his brain to solve problems. But his companions are always so pompous. He got close to Johnny's back, pressed the spell sequencer, and secretly gave his companion an implosion spell.

Johnny (pseudo) suddenly suffered such a fatal blow, and an exaggerated hole appeared in his chest, and he could even see one side and the other. Although we all know that implosion is meaningless to shapeshifters, they are only afraid of fire. Despite this, Johnny (pseudo) stumbles into the hall where the pirates gathered, with a very pompous, desperate, and boundless loyalty to the pirate leader Gualachia.

The more than fifty pirates were still eating meat and drinking in large bowls, so happy, and they were cold to see Johnny roll in, with a terrifying hole in his chest spurting blood wildly, and he was on the verge of death. They were all blood-licking scoundrels, and they immediately smashed their glasses and drew their weapons to guard against them.

"Boss!" The infinitely loyal Johnny (pseudo), with a face full of grief and indignation, "Run, he's going to kill you, he's ......"

All the pirates stared intently at Johnny's (pseudo) trembling fingers, guessing who "he" Johnny was trying to testify. But their wish was disappointed, and Johnny's fingers slid over most of the people, and finally fell limplessly.

He's dead.