Chapter 2: Unique Phones
The most rare thing in a person's life is to meet mentors and friends.
At this point, Wang Erdan is lucky, if the boss is a good friend, then the owner of the mobile phone store is definitely a good teacher.
It was he who taught Wang Erdan what it means to operate with integrity with his noble personality, and until now, he will still be happy.
At the beginning, I spent 14,000 yuan to buy this 'mule, chicken, duck' and 'sunburn' mobile phone, not to mention buying such a perfect mobile phone at such a low price, just to see the mobile phone store owner, such a great personality, it was worth spending any amount of money. Moreover, its value simply cannot be measured in money.
And Wang Erdan's current boss, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a good friend, it is he who makes Wang Erdan have no worries at all, and he will no longer worry about unemployment for at least five years.
Although, in the past five years, Wang Erdan can only rummage through the garbage cans for some food money, but it is precisely because of this that he has the time, and in these five years, he has devoted himself to the great cause.
In the end, there was this perfect crossing system.
Of course, that's an afterthought.
Let's return to the topic of mobile phones.
This time, the hero saved the beauty, which directly led to Wang Erdan's mobile phone being exposed.
It was this exposure to the sun that made Wang Erdan's magical mobile phone not have a very large screen, and it was sunburned with a big spot.
This patch occupies 89.672% of the screen area of the phone.
Wang Erdan knows that the more advanced things are, the more squeamish they are.
His mobile phone system is called 'sunburn', which means that in just a few minutes, he has such a big spot.
This spot makes it much more difficult for Wang Erdan to use his mobile phone to read the traversal.
What was previously visible, now only the first word of each page can be seen.
But this does not prevent him, who is as smart as a king and a second egg, and with this first word, he can make up the next content effortlessly.
Moreover, it is absolutely flowing and majestic.
It is precisely because of this that Wang Erdan can record his experience of crossing again and again in poetic language here.
It's a long way off, and then it's back to the topic of mobile phones.
Although this spot does not affect Wang Erdan's ability to see the crossing, after all, it always makes people feel uncomfortable to have such a flaw on such a perfect mobile phone.
So, he used various methods to restore it to its original appearance.
However, how can such a high-end thing be played by just one person?
The so-called bell must be tied to the bell person, Wang Erdan thought of the mobile phone store owner.
When he appeared at the mobile phone store with his precious mobile phone, he was shocked to find that the mobile phone store was no longer there.
According to the neighbors, they moved away, and no one knows where they moved.
Wang Erdan stood at the door of the mobile phone store, stunned, and once again remembered the plump body of the proprietress .
Some people, turn around, it is a lifetime.
Along with this sentimental emotion arises the ultimate philosophical question:
What's the comparison?
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Since he couldn't find the owner of the mobile phone store, Wang Erdan had to find another way.
First of all, starting from this point, he tried to parallel the phone screen to his gaze, hoping that his gaze could bypass the black spots of the phone and see the text blocked behind the black spots.
It's a pity that this black spot is not trivial, it is so tightly covered that it can't be seen at all.
This path obviously does not work, and we can only think of other ways.
Wang Erdan thought of human skin, after being tanned, as long as it was covered for two days, it would slowly turn white.
So, for several days, he held his precious mobile phone in his arms, and did not dare to take it out again, not even answering the phone.
For this matter, I was scolded by the boss.
Of course, Wang Erdan mentally understands that the boss is for his good, because in Wang Erdan's memory, the boss has never scolded anyone, except for him.
As far as Wang Erdan has seen, almost all the time, the boss is being scolded: his wife's, customers', and even his son's.
can be scolded by such a person, Wang Erdan is of course the luckiest.
It's far away again.
I just said that I can't see the sun when I cover my phone, but it doesn't seem to be useful.
There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts, and in the end, Wang Erdan thought of water and put his mobile phone in the water.
The cause of this is because of his eldest brother.
His eldest brother, when he was born, was said to be as black as a lump of coal, and finally, when he became an adult, gave people a bath in a bathhouse.
A month later, it was like a different person, and the skin was white and greasy, whiter than the face of the neighbor's sister-in-law who had applied two pounds of foundation.
In this way, the eldest brother, who has been a single person for more than 40 years, rubbed for a month and found a wife.
At the beginning, before Wang Erdan chose to send gas, his eldest brother once persuaded him to follow his eldest brother to take a bath, saying that rubbing a bath can change his fate, and even a person like him who has been a bachelor for more than 40 years has married a daughter-in-law.
And this daughter-in-law is not even seventy, to be honest, Wang Erdan was a little moved at that time.
In the end, he managed to hold on to the temptation.
Therefore, there will be many choices in life, and once you make the wrong choice, it may ruin your life.
If Wang Erdan had been shaken at the beginning, where would he be today?
It's scary to think about.
I digress again, I just talked about putting my phone in the water.
Not to mention, it really worked this time.
As soon as the phone was put into the water, I saw it emit a puff of white smoke, and the screen that had been spotted by the sun was quickly transformed into a burst of color.
Wang Erdan's heart was beating when he watched from the side.
If you don't get it right this time, maybe this spot will be completely hopeless.
It's a pity that the 14,000 yuan mobile phone.
When there was no movement in the water, Wang Erdan carefully took it out. 、
Now, it's time to witness the miracle:
When I turned the phone back on, the phone screen flashed a few times, and the image was slowly displayed.
It's just that this image king has never seen it, and he pressed the OK button in confusion to open the system.
Immediately, with a burst of melodious music remembered, the system popped up a line of words: the strongest crossing system.
Looking at this line of words in front of him, Wang Erdan trembled with excitement, he had fought for half his life for the cause of crossing, did he approach his life like this?
Wang Erdan endured his excitement and slowly clicked on this so-called strongest crossing system.
Then, you can see that there are many sub-menus under the main menu, which list various ways to cross, as well as the location of the crossing, the choice of characters to cross, the choice of language, and so on.
After a general browsing, Wang Erdan realized that this system is called the strongest crossing system, and it is really powerful enough.
It lists at least 53,785 traversal options, covering almost all known traversal methods.
This happiness came too suddenly, and Wang Erdan couldn't bear it a little.
He seems to have seen that after crossing over, he walked to the pinnacle of his life, with all kinds of beautiful wives, and lived forever.
He also saw that the ultimate philosophical proposition that had plagued him for half his life would soon be easily solved.
Life is like this, and success has always been for those who are prepared.
After fighting for this great cause for half a lifetime, today, Wang Erdan finally succeeded.
The so-called, sharpening the knife is not a mistake for the woodcutter, before crossing, Wang Erdan felt that it was necessary to figure out this crossing system first.
Then, he could choose a world suitable for cultivating immortals to travel through the past according to his ideals.
Of course, it would be better if you could bring the system with you, and the system should not be too rubbish, preferably the kind of system that can take out all kinds of props at will, without additional conditions.
Looking at the various options displayed on it, he didn't know how to go about it.
Because, there are many options where holding down the OK key does not respond.
The strangest thing is that after each option, there is a green square with the word OK written on it.
But he pressed the OK button and didn't respond.
Could it be that such an advanced system requires the current mobile phone without buttons to operate?
This made Wang Erdan a little unappetizing, just like driving a good car with millions, but there was an ugly girl sitting in the co-driver - a big spoiler of scenery.
If he has money in the future, Wang Erdan will never pull a very ugly woman around in the passenger seat.
At least, you have to be like the proprietress of a mobile phone store to be worthy of his noble status.
It's far away again.
Looking at so many options but not being able to choose, for a while, Wang Erdan was really a little overwhelmed.
So, he pressed the OK button randomly, hoping that it would start to work.
After pressing it countless times, suddenly, Wang Erdan's eyes went dark, and he lost consciousness...
······ When he woke up again, he found himself lying on a bed, and why did he know it was a bed? Because if he moved a little, he could hear the crunching sound it makes.
Then, at first glance, he saw a chandelier with a pink bulb mounted on the ceiling, emitting a dim light.
There was also the sound of a TV coming out of the air, just in time for the news.
Wang Erdan heard it very clearly, it was Chinese.
He struggled to turn his drowsy head to figure out where it was.
At this time, Wang Erdan heard a pleasant woman's voice in his ear:
"Dead ghost, let you drink less, you don't, let the old lady wait!"
In a blink of an eye, I saw a woman lying on the bed leaning against him.
While he was still wondering, the woman continued to say coquettishly in a soft voice:
"What's wrong? Drink stupidly, why don't you hurry up?"
When Wang Erdan heard this, he couldn't think about where this was, he only felt that his blood pressure was rising, his heart was beating faster, and his body was stiff, to be exact, a part of his body was hard.
Wang Erdan hurriedly crawled to her side, looking at her, and the big red omen.
His mouth was dry, his eyes were on fire, and his hand was already reaching for her.
It's going to be touched····· Wang Er's egg heart is about to jump out········
At this time, the sound of slamming the door suddenly came from outside, yes, you read that right, it was slamming the door, and the king and the egg king could feel the vibration while lying on the bed.
The woman was startled, jumped up from the bed, and shouted in a panic:
"Hurry up! My husband is back!"
Wang Erdan was shocked when he heard this, stood up, didn't care about getting dressed, and looked for a wardrobe all over the house.
When the woman saw this, she scolded aloud:
"What the fuck are you doing, why don't you leave?"
"I'm looking for a wardrobe. ”
The woman laughed shamefully:
"Where is the wardrobe? In order to prevent the old man next door, my husband has already demolished all the places in the house that can hide people!"
Hearing this, he was completely panicked and asked:
"What should I do then?"
The woman seemed to be very experienced, and she looked around, and suddenly, she opened the bedroom window, pointed to the dark outside, and said:
"Get out!"
Wang Erdan walked to the window suspiciously: Mom, this is a high-rise, it seems that it is still above the 30th floor, let me go out, isn't that looking for death?
When the woman saw that she didn't move, she was directly angry, pointed out the window and said:
"Don't hurry up and get out, there is an air conditioner outside, you stand on the air conditioner and hide for a while, and when my husband falls asleep, you come in again and go out through the door!"
When Wang Erdan heard this, he understood, and according to her meaning, he jumped out of the window, took a closer look, and found that there was a pipe outside the window, and climbed down the pipe and climbed on top of the air conditioner.
Maybe it's the first time to climb this pipe, I have no experience, maybe it's too dark, plus panic, after Wang Erdan climbed the pipe, the strength was not mastered well, and he slipped along the pipe until the next layer before stopping.
Coincidentally, it stopped by the window on the next floor.
He wiped his sweat with palpitations, and then began to think about how to climb up to it again, waiting for the woman's husband to fall asleep.
Then, Wang Erdan's sixth sense sensed that someone was peeping.
Frightened, he looked around, and the ghost climbed up to the window and looked in.
It didn't matter if he looked at it, Wang Erdan found that there was also a pair of eyes looking at him inside.
Wang Erdan's scalp was numb, and a strong fear surged into his heart, and his body began to tremble uncontrollably.
He let out an exclamation, his hands had already let go of the pipe, and his body fell down.
As he fell, he heard an exclamation from the window.
Then, the window slammed open, and a white object fell out of it.
Why white? Because he could see clearly, there was no clothes on his body, and it was white and shining in the light of the floor light.
It's just that the body is covered with a TT with a luminous glow.
Under the illumination of the night light, it looks majestic and majestic.
Wang Erdan and the body fell down at the same time, and then, he saw that the window that fell out of the body quickly opened, and a man's upper body leaned out of it.
The man shouted at the man who had fallen:
"Wang Liudan, Lao Tzu treats you as a brother, but you sleep with my wife?"
"Wang Liudan?" Wang Erdan was shocked when he heard this: Isn't that my sixth brother?
At the moment he landed, he suddenly understood: It turns out that I have really crossed over.
It's just that he has traveled to modern times, and he is at the same time as him.
To be exact, this is Wang Erdan's soul possession to another person, but it should also be regarded as a crossing.
The owner of this body is also called Wang Erdan.
And that woman's name is Hu Li, and she lives next door to Wang Erdan.
Moreover, unlike him, this king has eight brothers.
The eldest brother is called Wang Dandan, he is called Wang Erdan, and so on.
The third brother is naturally called Wang Sandan... The sixth brother is called Wang Liudan, and the seventh brother is of course called Wang Qidan, and the eighth brother is ····· Forget it, the past is like smoke, for the past, Wang Erdan chooses to be silent like gold.
After understanding all this, Wang Erdan's body also fell to the ground in an instant, and at the moment of losing consciousness, he saw his own flesh and blood, and the violent impact made his body fall apart.
Blood splattered like peach blossoms, and brains collapsed, white as cheese.
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