Wang Erdan is twenty-seven years old this year.

Speaking of his name, it has a lot of origins.

It is said that on the day he was born, lightning and thunder roared outside, and a real dragon faintly appeared in the sky.

In the delivery room, the room is full of smoke and smell.

At that moment, a red light pierced the sky.

Therefore, his mother named him Wang Erdan.

It wasn't until today that he realized that only a figure as outstanding as him could deserve such an otherworldly name.

Not only that, but a few years ago, a piece of news said that a hospital mistakenly cut an egg, and as a result, it lost 2 million.

This news suddenly made him feel that his already outstanding name seemed even more noble.

There are four million in his name, so that wherever he goes, he feels like he is showing off his wealth.

This is something that such a low-key man of his kind cannot endure.

When it comes to Wang Erdan's profession, he has always been proud

He has always believed that after so many years, he has come to today's height step by step with his own efforts, and he has long been accustomed to living in people's attention.

His every move, word and deed will become the focus of people's attention.

Just like this morning, as usual, he walked into a restaurant and asked the busy proprietress in a loud voice:

"Boss, I heard you're out of gas?"

Yes, he's a gas courier.

When the proprietress heard his words, she stood up, looked at him and said loudly:

"You're out of gas, your whole family is out of gas!"

Under the affectionate gaze of the proprietress, he slowly turned around and walked out of the hotel, squatting at the door of the hotel, smoking a pack of cigarettes one after another.

He wondered! His gas ran out this morning, and he didn't have time to change it, and then, the proprietress knew?

After thinking about it, Wang Erdan finally understood: When standing at a certain height, there is no privacy, just like now, not only do people care about whether he is angry, but some people may even pay attention to.

For example, just now, he just entered the bathroom and squatted without much effort, and the boss's voice sounded outside:

You've been fucking in for half an hour, are you eating shit?"

Whenever this time, Wang Erdan can only respond with silence, and if he says too much, it will become right and wrong.

These are all acceptable, and the most unbearable thing for Wang Erdan is that someone wants to inquire about what mobile phone he uses.

is still the proprietress today, when Wang Erdan moved the gas canister into the hotel, she actually took out her mobile phone without buttons and said to Wang Erdan: "Prestige!"

Wang Erdan was very angry, he got up early and was greedy for darkness, wandering in the middle of the city's lights, was it just for this little prestige? How could he be such a shallow person?

Before he could express his anger in the most refined way, she actually said, "Mobile phone!"

At this moment, Wang Erdan completely got out of anger.

"You're holding a phone with no buttons, and you want to see my phone with buttons and a mysterious and long-lost 'sunburn' system?"

Back then, Wang Erdan installed the 'hold-and-hold' system in the pursuit of those laymen, and when the mobile phone did not have buttons, he used 14,000 oceans to buy the current mobile phone.

When he bought this phone, it was not only because it was installed with a 'sunburn' system, but also for a very important reason.

In the words of the boss:

"In addition to all the functions that a normal mobile phone has, this mobile phone also has a function that other mobile phones do not have, that is, self-defense. ”

Then the boss gave him a personal demonstration of this magical effect:

"Look, this mobile phone is so big, when you encounter danger, throw it out, even if you can't kill the gangster, you can trip him!"

After listening to the boss's words, Wang Erdan was in awe, looking at his greasy face, he really couldn't help but want to go up and kiss him.

However, seeing the proprietress beside him, Wang Erdan still held back.

However, the appearance of the proprietress made him unforgettable.

The tight T-shirt on her upper body squeezed the plump flesh into deformation, and Wang Erdan only faintly felt that the majesty that came to his face gave him a deep sense of oppression.

Her lower body was wearing a popular 'that' little skirt.

Wang Erdan heard that this word was invented by literate college students, but now it seems that this word is obviously not accurate, because this skirt is indeed not flush with 'that'.

Because Wang Erdan changed countless angles, he didn't see it, which means that 'what' is still not as long as the skirt.

Moreover, what puzzled him the most was: what is 'what'?

It was from that time that this question has been deeply troubled by Wang Erdan, which has become the ultimate philosophical proposition he has pursued in this life.

It is almost the same as the great cause of crossing for which Wang Erdan has fought all his life.

Wang Erdan doesn't know the attitude of others when facing such academic problems, but he has been silently looking for the ultimate answer with a pious and subtle attitude.

Wang Erdan also heard that foreigners are more outgoing, and it is said that there is a writer in one country, whose name is 'What is Biya'?

It's a bit far, and then it's back to his phone.

Not long after he bought a mobile phone, he really came to save the beauty of a hero.

One night, after eating, Wang Erdan was strolling outside, and a sturdy young man ran in front of him, followed by a girl who shouted loudly:

"Catch him, catch the thief!"

Looking at the young man's sturdy figure, and then looking at his weak body, Wang Erdan couldn't help but retreat.

But the strength of his great personality triumphed over the smallness of his heart.

In the end, Wang Erdan still took out the ultimate killer weapon, the mobile phone, and threw it at him, and then, as everyone expected, the mobile phone did not hit him, but it tripped him to the ground.

Wang Erdan saw him fall to the ground with his own eyes, and hit his head on the electric pole.

The girl behind him was stunned for a moment, ran over crying, and picked him up who had fallen to the ground.

Wang Erdan walked over and saw the blood on his head, which was called a ····· Surging ··· No, he turned his head and saw the two balls that the girl was about to come out of, and then he suddenly brightened... The blood that flowed was called a wave·····

No, why are you suddenly dizzy? A little dizzy?

You know, Wang Erdan had killed pigs in the village before, and it was impossible for him to get a milksickness... Hematic.

Later, he heard that the two were a couple, and they were playing.

In the end, with the help of the boss, after giving Wang Erdan's savings for so many years - 157,236 yuan, plus the 304,000 yuan paid by the boss in advance, to the boy, this matter can be regarded as the end of the matter.

Wang Erdan needs to pay more than 300,000 yuan for the boss and work for the boss for free for five years.

This time, Wang Erdan is really a blessing in disguise.

Because, at least for the next five years, there will be no need to worry about unemployment.