Chapter 437: Bathtub Battle

Seeing Ji Yuanzhi like this, Ji Shu hurriedly asked, "Mom, what's wrong with you?" Didn't you just say it? Why are you upset again? ”

"Xiao Shu, Mom is not unhappy, Mom is hating herself, over the years, you have been alone, you study very hard, work hard, work hard, work hard, and work hard, other people's daughters are rich, but I not only can't give you a good life, but also keep putting pressure on you. It's all your mother's inability, and it's all your mother's support for you to retreat. Xiao Shu, mom really feels sorry, mom didn't do anything for you, I'm sorry. ”

"Mom, don't be like this, it's me who says I'm sorry, you raised me so big, how much heart did you care, now that my daughter has grown up, I haven't been able to honor you well and let you enjoy Qingfu, this is my responsibility, so Mom, don't blame yourself anymore, if you are like this, I will also be sad."

"Okay, okay, mom isn't sad, Xiao Shu, mom can have a sensible daughter like you in this life, mom is self-sufficient. Mom feels very happy. In the future, Mom will pay more attention and will not lose her temper with you, and she will not talk to you in that tone again. ”

"Mom, it's okay, I'm your daughter, you should be in charge of it, I know it's not easy for you, you are bitter, so if you want to vent when you're sad, just vent it, anyway, I have thick ears, and it's often your words that go in and out of my left ear."

"You Y-head, your mouth is sweet, it's really a mother's intimate little padded jacket, no matter how unreasonable your mother is, you can help your mother get out of the way."

"That's a must, look what you're talking about, who calls you my mother, I don't care for you, I care for whom."

The mother-daughter battle between Ji Shu and Ji Yuanzhi came to an end. For a while after that, they all got along with each other peacefully.

However, the so-called peace will break out. This peaceful coexistence between the two of them was completely disrupted by a so-called bathtub problem.

One day, Ji Yuanzhi, who was really a little unable to hold back, came to Ji Shu again and talked about Ji Shu's bath.

Ji Yuanzhi's rhetoric is to change the soup and not the medicine, which is roughly what to put as little bath water as possible, and the news says that bathing is not good for the body and so on.

Ji Shu looked at Ji Yuanzhi like this, and knew that his mother couldn't see that he was taking a bath every day, so he thought about buying her a bathtub as well.

So Ji Shu said: "Mom, since we have talked about bathing again, then I think I still have to discuss it with you." ”

"What are you discussing?" Ji Yuanzhi's eyeballs continued to roll back and forth, inspecting Ji Shu, full of vigilance, as if Ji Shu was going to do something.

"Mom, what kind of eyes do you have? I don't have anything else, I just want to buy you another one of the same style as my current bathtub and give it to you again. ”

"Huh?" Ji Yuanzhi shouted: "Xiao Shu, I already feel very unacceptable for you to buy one before, and it really can't be you buy another one." ”

"But Mom, that bathtub is really comfortable, after soaking every day, I sleep soundly, and I'll buy one for you."

"Xiao Shu, Mom admits that taking a hot bath can help blood circulation and promote sleep, but this is only relative, not absolute. The reason why you can say so fragrant every day is that in addition to being busy during the day and you are tired and panicking, but also because you young people are in good health, so you can sleep until dawn. Do you think that with just a bathtub of you, my insomnia will be gone? ”

"But I don't know what else I can do for you. You don't want to go to the hospital, and you don't want to take medicine. ”

"I'm just a light sleeper and it's hard to fall asleep, and it's not a big problem, so why don't I need to take medicine or see a doctor or something? What a waste of money. ”

"Then you let me buy another bathtub for you, you said that I take a bath alone every day, I always feel very embarrassed."

"Oh, you're finally enlightened, you know you're embarrassed? You're such a loser, you're embarrassed, huh? ”

"Mom!" Ji Shu coquettishly said, "What I said is true, no matter whether that bathtub has a role or not, at least I want to express my filial piety to you." You've got to give me a chance, don't you, I don't even have the right to send something to my mother? ”

"Okay, you want to be filial, of course I can't ask for it, and it's very welcome, but I don't like it at all, why do you have to send a bathtub?"

"Oh, it looks like my mom has something else to like, so tell me what you like, and I'll give you what I like."

"Good! That's what you're waiting for. After Ji Yuanzhi finished speaking, he stretched out his hands and palmed them upwards towards Ji Shu.

"Bring it!" Ji Yuanzhi said to Ji Shu, shaking his hand back and forth as he spoke, and then winked at Ji Shu vigorously.

"Mom! What do you want me to give you? "It's a headache when this old stubborn is stubborn, but it's also laughable when it's naΓ―ve.

Ji Yuanzhi did not answer Ji Shu's words, but shook his hands in front of Ji Shu's eyes again, and repeated: "Take it!" Didn't you just want to honor me for something? I've hinted at it all, I don't believe you don't know what I want, you're not going to cheat again, are you? ”

"Mom, you're starting to be naughty again." Ji Shu said angrily. "What do you want me to give you, you didn't say anything, how do I know?"

"Tickets, of course! Renminbi! It's not practical these days, only money is the most practical, so donate all your salary this month. ”

"Mom, you're too realistic." Ji Shu glanced at Ji Yuanzhi: "I also need to spend my own expenses, what did I spend on you?" ”

"What's the matter with me, you just promised to be filial to me, and you're going to regret it again, aren't you kidding me? You had money when you just said you wanted to buy that broken bathtub, and now if you ask me to hand over your salary, you'll come and complain to me. ”

"Mom, I didn't say I wouldn't give it to you, but if I give it to you, what will I spend on it? That bathtub is different, I bought it online, I can apply for installment payment so you can consume it in advance, so let's do it, I'll give you half of it, and I'll keep a small half for myself, so it's always okay, right? ”

"No! At least three-quarters of it must be handed in, otherwise it will not be discussed. Ji Yuanzhi put on a landlord's wife to collect debts, which is a little different from the female dancer who was lively and elegant on the stage before, but these Ji Yuanzhi have also put it down and don't care anymore.

"Three-quarters? It's a little too much, usually I only give you how much living expenses every month, you don't want me to pay so much more this time, this jump is too fast, mom, what is the difference between you looking like this and going to the bank to grab money? You're too cruel too. ”

"Am I cruel? You're embarrassed to say, let me tell you this, it's the 20th now, and the landlord will come to call for rent soon, and then we have to pay utility bills, labor fees, cleaning fees, and living expenses for the next month, which add up, you can calculate how much you need. ”

"You know, but isn't what I give you every month enough to spend? Also, what does the so-called labor fee mean, we didn't hire a worker. What does the cleaning fee mean, don't we all pay it every year, and what we just paid before is now less than a year old and not due. ”

"Yes, you gave it to someone else, but you didn't give it to me. How long have I been here for you, how much work do I have to do every day, I have to get up early in the morning to cook breakfast for you, after cooking breakfast, I have to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, come back to make soup for you to prepare dinner, after the preparation is also for you to cook supper, and then I also have laundry, cooking, mopping the floor, cleaning the room, now how many nannies on the market are a month, people are just an hour, there is already a lot of money, and I don't take me to live full-time 365 days a year without helping to pay five insurances and one housing fund......"

The more Ji Yuanzhi talked, it seemed that there were still many things to continue to elaborate on, but Ji Shu directly interrupted her endlessly.

"Mom, you wait" Ji Shu said, "I think I understand what you mean, so what do you want me to do?" ”

Ji Shu means: Do you want me to give you a holiday, or give you a gift? Of course, Ji Shu didn't want to ask her if she wanted money.

But Ji Yuanzhi is not covered, so she will not be fooled because her daughter interrupts and misleads herself like this, and she does not look at who she is.

"Of course I want you to give me money. You have just heard that I have to do so many things every day, and you have not paid me a single penny for so long, so I now ask you to pay me three-quarters of your salary every month, is that a lot? Is it excessive? ”

"Uh, Mom, you're really calculating, are you sure you're really my own mother? It's a pity that you don't do business with such a mind and such eloquence. ”

"You don't have to be poor with me, those useless. I'll just ask you, do you give it or not? I want the results directly, and I don't care about the rest of the nonsense. ”

"I really want to give it to you, it's not that I don't want to give it, but I have my own plan, and I have a lot of things to buy, and I can't move it if I give it to you."

"I knew you would say that, I just wanted you to save some money so that you didn't have to spend it, otherwise it would be useless for you to chop your own hands."

"Yo, Mom, you still know the word chopping, I didn't expect my mother to be so fashionable, it's rare, so Mom, since you think I give you half is too little, and I think it's too much to hand in three-quarters, then let's give one step each, three-fifths, how about I give you three-fifths?"

When Ji Shu said this, Ji Yuanzhi quickly whispered and calculated again: mark with a decimal point, half is 0.5, three quarters is 0.75, three-fifths is 0.6, 0.6 is still a little low, at least 0.65 is enough, and 0.65 is thirteen out of twenty.

So Ji Yuanzhi blurted out: No, it must be thirteen tenths of twenty, that is, 0.65, and you can't give up a single step.

"Mom, you're too good at negotiating, you're really not soft at all when you come to your own daughter, I seriously doubt that you are my own mother."

"Without further ado, hand over the salary card. Let me tell you Ji Shu, if you don't agree, I won't cook the rice in the future, I won't do housework, I won't even go to the toilet, I won't do anything, and then you will come back to me, but it won't be this price, you think for yourself. ”

Ji Shu looked at her mother like this, she wanted to laugh and wondered, did she treat herself as a commodity or treat her as a commodity.

Of course, Ji Shu is reluctant, of course he wants to take care of his own money, and he is in charge of what he wants to buy and spend, which is convenient and free.

If it is handed over to Ji Yuanzhi, the financial freedom that he can use at his discretion will be reduced by more than half, and he can't buy anything he likes, which is too terrifying.

Of course, if Ji Shu really needs to go and get it from Ji Yuanzhi, Ji Yuanzhi will also give it, but she will nag her enough first.

Just like today, Ji Yuanzhi would chatter in front of Ji Shu, counting Ji Shu from head to toe.

At that time, just this whining and annoying lack of play will be enough for Ji Shu to drink a pot, where will she still be in the mood to buy things.

But if you don't hand it in, the current Ji Shu can't. Because her mother said that if Ji Shu didn't agree, she would strike.