Chapter 438: Is It Biological?
Once the mother strikes, the family will have to be messed up, and it is really expensive to invite a cleaning aunt, and Ji Shu will be guilty if she doesn't invite it.
From childhood to adulthood, what Ji Shu was most afraid of was doing housework, especially going to the toilet, the smell was so bad that Ji Shu would vomit.
At present, I can only agree to my mother's request first, and peace is precious, and other things will be negotiated slowly in the future. Ji Shu said in his heart.
So Ji Shu replied to his mother: "Mom, okay, I promise you, 0.65 is 0.65, and I'll leave 0.35." β
"Okay, then hurry up and bring it, don't grind!" Ji Yuanzhi saw that Ji Shu had agreed to him, for fear that Ji Shu would regret it or run away.
"Tsk, are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid, of course I'm talking about the salary card, otherwise what else, since you have already agreed, then hurry up and bring the salary card." Ji Yuanzhi saw that Ji Shu was stunned for a moment, and didn't seem to understand what he meant, so he hurriedly explained again impatiently.
"Oh, okay, I'll get it, how anxious you are." Ji Shu looked at Ji Yuanzhi helplessly, got up, turned around and walked towards his bedroom.
Ji Shu opened the bedside table, took out the second drawer, took out his salary card in the drawer, and turned back to the living room.
"Mom, here you go, this is my salary card, it's only been a few days since my salary was paid, and I haven't used it yet." Ji Shu held the salary card and said in a tangled manner.
Ji Shu was still thinking about whether to take back his words and not hand over so much money to his mother, but it was too late now.
Because when Ji Shu handed over the bank card, Ji Yuanzhi quickly took the card, and now the card is already lying in Ji Yuanzhi's bag.
has already received the contents of the bag, Ji Shu wants to let Ji Yuanzhi, a landlord's wife and a miser, spit it out again, it is simply a hundred days dream.
Therefore, Ji Shu could only watch his small treasury being pried away by the calculating, cunning and treacherous mother.
"Earlier, isn't this the end? If you had promised me earlier, I wouldn't have wasted so much talk with you, really. β
After putting away all the bank cards, Ji Yuanzhi smiled smugly, and rightly blamed Ji Shulai with a victorious attitude.
Because she had forced Ji Shu to hand over the economic power as she wished, Ji Yuanzhi was very satisfied now, and her mood was too good, just like the woman from a good family who was crying, sad and guilty earlier, and her tone was very arrogant, as if everything was really Ji Shu's fault.
"Okay, Mom, I've already promised you, you don't have to be a mother-in-law anymore. Do you say it's easy for me to make money, and I'll give it to you like this, I'm very distressed. If it weren't for the fact that you were my own mother, I wouldn't have given you a cent, and now you're cheap and well-behaved. β
"Yes, yes, it's not easy for you, you're tired from work, but your mother is not idle to eat here, I'm no less tired than you, so don't show that aggrieved expression, I just took what I deserved, I took it openly." Ji Yuanzhi said.
Take it, take it, you don't want to use it anyway, you are such a thrifty person, you will only save the money and hide it if you give you money, and in the end it is not the same as mine. Moreover, I'm not so stupid, I really give you all my salary, I won't leave private money for myself, haha.
When Ji Shu suddenly thought of this, the original imbalance in her heart disappeared, and she laughed instead of anger, so she didn't fight with Ji Yuanzhi anymore.
It's just that Ji Shu is quite depressed, originally, he just wanted to take a hot bath, so things have evolved like this now?
"I was really filial at the beginning, I just wanted to buy a bathtub to show my mother's sincerity." Ji Shu protested loudly.
Unexpectedly, now my mother not only did not appreciate it, but also ruthlessly deprived Ji Shu of his financial integrity and economic freedom.
"Heaven and earth, who am I recruiting to provoke me, is it wrong for me to want to honor someone?" Ji Shu was really about to collapse.
After that, because he was really depressed and panicked, the money was also taken away by his mother, and it was ineffective to resist his mother, and it was useless to do anything, so Ji Shu could only take a bath to eliminate his sorrows, and continue to turn on the bath mode, trying to use the bath to eliminate the unpleasantness as much as possible and regain his sense of happiness.
However, when Ji Shu, who took a bath again this time, entered the bathtub and lay down, there were some slight changes from the previous bathing method.
The first is the way to take a bath, in the past, Ji Shu only soaked once a day, but now, Ji Shu will add to the bath when he has free time or on weekends.
In other words, in the past, Ji Shu only soaked once in the evening during leisure or weekends, but now she may also soak once at noon.
Because Ji Shu was really angry, she felt that the reason why her small treasury couldn't be kept was that in addition to her mother, this bathtub was also an accomplice. γ
So Ji Shu had to toss this bathtub more and take a bath in his house more, as if he could reduce his hatred by washing it one more time.
In addition, Ji Shu felt that this was a silent protest to his mother, didn't his mother like to soak in the bath and feel wastewater, that's good, the more her mother didn't like it, the more she had to do it, confronting her mother like this, Ji Shu felt very enjoyable, and she couldn't enjoy it, who told her mother to take away so much money from herself.
"Ji Shu, you're here again! How many times have I told you, don't soak so many baths, waste anyone, you don't have ears with them, don't you? β
"Ji Shu, you dead Y head, you just took a bath this morning, and now you're soaking again, you're really getting more and more excessive, aren't you guts?"
"Ji Shu! That's what you're doing today? I just went to your room to clean and found that your bathroom is full of water, can you toss a little more? β
Seeing Ji Shu intensify like that, Ji Yuanzhi was furious like thunder, so she kept protesting to Ji Shu with serious words.
But no matter what Ji Yuanzhi said, Ji Shu treated her words as if he hadn't heard them, and he was unmoved, still doing whatever he wanted.
On this day, Ji Shu took two more baths in succession, and spilled water all over the floor, and the entire bathroom and room were wet.
Ji Yuanzhi's endurance has already reached its limit, and after the fuse was lit again like this, the volcano that had been enduring for a long time finally officially erupted at this moment.
"Ji Shu! You must stop your childish behavior now, and you need to talk to me about all this crazy thing you've been doing lately! β
Ji Yuanzhi didn't even knock on the door, he broke in directly with a "bang", walked quickly in front of Ji Shu, and glared at Ji Shu with an angry face.
Childish behavior? Aha, my mother called her behavior childish, and my mother finally couldn't help it, Ji Shu smiled with satisfaction.
"Mom, you said this big night, why are you so excited and so loud, this is a vegetable market at home, you don't need to shout, I'm not deaf, I'm here, I can hear it." Ji Shu slowly crossed Erlang's legs and looked at Ji Yuanzhi with his hands crossed in front of his chest.
"Oh, you can hear it, it turns out that your ears haven't been calloused yet, so why can't you hear what I've been telling you for the past two weeks?"
"What's going on these past few weeks, I don't know what you're talking about." Ji Shu pretended not to know anything, and replied innocently.
"Ji Shu!" Ji Yuanzhi was angered again, and the hands that were originally crossed on his chest couldn't be crossed now, and they were quickly released.
"Isn't that what I'm talking about your crazy bathing lately? You know that you have to knowingly ask questions and intensify them. Ji Yuanzhi said.
"Mom, there's no way, I told you before, I like to take a bath, and I can't stop soaking, and you know that."
"You like to take a bath, you soak once a day, and I put up with it, but you've been doing it too much lately, not only do you often have to soak twice a day lately, but you also deliberately make the room and bathroom splashy and dirty after soaking, aren't you deliberately going against me?"
"Recently, the weather has suddenly become hotter, I sweat a lot, it's normal to wash twice, besides, I go out every day with a lot of dust, soak a little more to soak the mud and dust on my body, as for the splash, it really wasn't my intention, the bathtub water is too full, it overflows by itself."
"Is this the reason? Do you think you're tumbling in the mud and dusty enough to take two showers? Or have you not bathed for hundreds of years and have as much loot on you as ants? Don't think I don't know what you're doing, you're trying to me off. β
It's not that Ji Yuanzhi doesn't want to endure it, but Ji Shu's dead Y head is too much, not to mention anything else, just this bath water is really a waste. The bathtub that Ji Shu bought is large, it really takes water, and he slowly soak in two large tanks every day, and after soaking, he will directly discharge it, Ji Yuanzhi is distressed!
Of course, Ji Shu knew that this was Ji Yuanzhi's death hole, but she still pretended to be calm and asked lightly: "Thoughts, what do I think?" β
"It's not because I deducted your salary card that I felt that I was unbalanced in my heart for giving you less money, so you came to be angry with me, do you say you are naΓ―ve?"
Ji Shu's words are of course the truth, and they are also the focus of the whole thing. Ji Shu is Ji Yuanzhi who has watched it since he was a child, Ji Yuanzhi is simply a roundworm in Ji Shu's stomach, for Ji Shu, Ji Yuanzhi knows everything, what her daughter is thinking, she probably doesn't know.
Of course, Ji Shu also knows his mother, and he knows himself and his opponent. That's why she can accurately grasp her mother's death hole and flammable point.
"Mom, since you have guessed it, then I won't fight with you anymore, let's talk to you like this, you have reduced my personal funds so much, I really don't have enough, I can't move at all, I don't have money to use, of course I'm in a bad mood, so I can only go home and take a bath."
After Ji Shu said the above words in one breath, he felt that it was not very enjoyable, and added: "Of course, when I am in a bad mood, I can also do something else." For example, I definitely want to go out for a walk, go shopping, or talk to friends, have fun, etc., but all of these things need to be expensed, but I have no money and no way to spend it, my mother has already taken all my money, and I can only take a bath when I think about it. β
"You!" Ji Yuanzhi was mad by Ji Shu's set, if there is really a mother, there must be a daughter, yes, Ji Shu is learning from her.
Ji Yuanzhi really wanted to smack Ji Shu hard, she was about to explode now, she was still so leisurely and unhurried.
Especially seeing Ji Shu's appearance that he was bound to win by playing a scoundrel, Ji Yuanzhi was even more angry. But Ji Yuanzhi has no problem with Ji Shu.
Ji Yuanzhi knew that Ji Shu's temper was very similar to his own, and Ji Shu was very stubborn once he decided it. Looking at Ji Shu's appearance, he is planning to fight a long-term battle with Ji Yuanzhi. But if it continues like this, Ji Yuanzhi will be even more exhausted, and Ji Yuanzhi really can't afford to toss.
So Ji Yuanzhi took the initiative to open his mouth after thinking for a while, and asked, "What do you want me to do so that you can stop messing around?" β
When Ji Shu saw her mother like this, she knew that she had already succeeded halfway, so she stopped detouring and replied directly: "Only half of it is handed in."
"Impossible!" Ji Yuanzhi refused directly without thinking about it. She has confiscated Ji Shu's salary card, how can there be any reason to spit it back.
"Mom, you have to think about it. If I hand over half of your salary to you, you will still have half of the money, and you will not lose anything. But if you don't promise me, then I should be in a bad mood every day like I am now, and I will take a hot bath twice a day, and the water bill will add up to a lot. β