Chapter 142: Sword of the Starry Sky 2 (Yolanda's Gaiden)
This time, the Magpie's takeaway commission comes from Kassandra's richest man, the dead ghost Lady Sigrid. Yolanda was obsessed with the idea of taking her order. Mr. Pygeson is Mrs. Sigrid's "dear baby pimple" son. Because this good son went out for a party with a boatload of sweet chicks and did not return for a long time, Lady Sigrid, who had not seen her son for many days, was going crazy all over the world.
The Magpie was close to 30 light-seconds away, but the other side was slow to respond to Yolanda's shouts. Just as she was about to lose her patience and rattle the communicator, the communication screen was finally connected.
"Oh, it's Yolanda." Pigson on the opposite side was neatly dressed, and the dress made of ten fabrics actually made him such a mountain of meat, with a little bit of the tough temperament unique to the Kashan elves, "Hello, what is the matter with me?" ”
Piggyson, a well-known gentleman in Kassandra, has lowered the overall appearance of the Kassan's elves by several percentage points alone.
But who cares, even if he grows a ton of fat, there are still countless Bichi licking wildly. In front of a ton of cash, a ton of fat will look so slim and fit!
Yolanda pinched her chin, her eyes wandering, and she suddenly asked, "Pygson, what are you doing?" ”
"I'm looking at the scenery." The fat pig rolled his eyes, "Well, what the hell, I don't have a lot of time!" ”
"Your Dead Mother......"
When Yolanda uttered the words 'Dead Ghost Mother,' the whole ship, including Pyguson on the other side, felt a chill come over them.
Yolanda clenched his hands into fists and slammed his head on the counter, nearly breaking his eyebrow bone, and only then did he get rid of the bad feeling. She continued: "Your dead mom ordered takeout. ”
"Oh, that's right, then you send it in, I'll let people open the connection signal." Pygeson waved his hand, and the communication screen quickly dimmed.
Ted, the ship's doctor, Lumi, the intelligence officer, and Hazan, the chief engineer who had just arrived, all looked at each other.
"What's going on?" The stitching monster Hazan asked angrily.
"What else could it be!" Captain Yolanda roared, and she was almost crying stupidly at her own men, "This fat pig has been kidnapped! ”
Or a bunch of hillbilly kidnappers, otherwise, Kassandra's local villains, who don't know the rules of magpie takeaways?
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The Korn Ferry sent a connection identification code to the Magpie and slowly opened the supply section at the bottom of the ship. The Magpie followed the signal and quickly approached the past, and nothing seemed out of the ordinary. But on the bridge of the Magpie, it was already busy.
Yolanda put on his leather armor, put on his cloak, tightened his bowstring, examined his quiver, and plunged his short sword into his belt, ready to go into battle.
Yolanda opened her arms, and the honest Hazan stepped forward, silently helping Yolanda tie the leather armor belt behind her back, while Ted looked at her with a melancholy expression. He could never comprehend Yolanda's insistence on this, and God knows what the effect of wearing such a suit would make a difference in deep space combat.
Of course, if you shoot a costume drama, the effect will definitely be extraordinary.
"Hazan, keep the power furnace, if the boat is broken, the old lady will chop you up and feed the dogs!"
Commanding the battle, Yolanda was in high spirits, and she shouted at the stitching monster.
"Captain, there are no dogs on our ship." The upright Hazan corrected the captain's mistake.
"I swear we'll have a dog!"
Hazan nodded, in understanding. He was shocked to think that in the future there would be a dog that would frantically gnaw on his whole body of debris. He slammed his chest and hurried to the power compartment without looking back.
"Lumi! You know what to do! "Yolanda continues to command, they are all old fellows for many years, and there is no need to say much about how to do the work.
Intelligence Officer Lumi, this vicious-minded shapeshifter was full of excitement: "Big sister, really? Can I really do that? ”
Yolanda endured her nausea and nodded.
"Hee-hee-hee-hee...... That's great! ”
Xiao Zhengtai let out a shrill laugh, and the voice gradually distorted, like the cry of a demon. In the midst of an eerie laugh, Lumi's facial features, skin, and bones twisted in bursts, first dissolving into an inexplicable mixture of flesh and blood, and then gradually revealing the outline of her body and clothes.
In less than ten seconds, another Yolanda was standing on the bridge.
"Oh...... The body of the eldest sister, this is the body of the eldest sister. Lumi, the shapeshifter, made the exact same voice as Yolanda, and was intoxicated with his hands as he frantically XXXXXXX with his hands.
"You're good enough!!"
Captain Yolanda snatched the broadsword from Ted's hand and shot a ** frantically against the guy who looked exactly like him.
Lumi, who took the form of Yolanda, was riddled with holes, but the live-fire weapon was really only lethal to the mud. I saw another ripple flow on his body, all those bullet holes disappeared, and even his clothes became brand new.
"Big sister!" Lumi shouted angrily, "Can't I touch myself?!" ”
"No, you can't!"
"Okay." The shapeshifter admits and no longer makes any out-of-the-ordinary movements.
Yolanda sighed, they were all unconscious guys. She patted *** and gave it back to Dr. Ted.
"Ted, you and Lumi try to hold them back for a while, and you can do it as soon as I find the fat pig."
"No problem." Ted hesitated, then said, "Be careful......
Yolanda's brow jumped, what a surprise!
"Ted." She said, "Take care of yourself, you're the big man on our ship right now!" ”
"What big shot?" Lumi smiled in Yolanda's voice, "Isn't it a particularly big person down there?" ”
Ted answered his question with a high-explosive shotgun.
Captain Yolanda thought about it and decided to announce the exciting news now.
"You may not know what syndrome Ted has discovered, and those bullshit scientists in Ruigang have written Ted's name into their textbooks."
Hiss!
Lumi, and Hazan, who was hanging from the communicator, all gasped.
Ted covered his face, and he knew it was going to be like this.
"Well, it's not a shame, Ted, you're really great!" Yolanda patted his arm, "Has the spell slot been checked?" ”
Ted, the ship's doctor, lifted his arm, revealing the spell bit sequencer hidden in his sleeve, with a dozen small red lights on it, and a few blue lights.
The world of Kashan was once a civilization of magical elves, and then ...... I don't know how the Goddess of Magic Secret Table provoked the Daughter of Remorse, she was dragged to the main material plane, and in front of all the archmages, she was severely beaten by the Daughter of Remorse.
The disgraced goddess of magic could no longer stay in this world, and she sold the permanent right to use the magic net to the three mage towers, and then left this sad world forever.
After delving into the principles of the net, the Mage Tower developed the Universal Spellcaster, which is the armguard-like equipment that Ted wears on his arm.
Equipped with this spellcasting sequencer, ordinary people can also cast spells (of course, it is better to cast them by a mage), as long as you pay the amount clearly marked with the price, you can download the preset spells provided by the mage tower from the magic web to the spell slot of the sequencer.
As a result, the Three Mage Towers are also known as the Three Great Operators, and they employ a large number of mages and apprentices to provide a steady source of spells for the entire world.
Yolanda checked Ted's sequencer.
"What about the Wild Transformation?" She asked.
"There was no preparation today." Ted's combat rank is not enough, and he can't get free high-level spells every day.
Yolanda shook her head, she wasn't too reassured. It's just on weekdays, but now that Ted has become a big man, he has to add insurance. So she paid out of her own pocket and bought another "wild transformation" for Ted.
With everything arranged, the captain pushed open the hatch.
"In short, act on the opportunia." Captain Yolanda took a deep breath, "Magpie takeaway!" ”
"Mission must be accomplished!"
Sparse and sparse echo of the harmony.
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By the time the green safety signal was lit up, Yolanda had already arrived at the intended position.
"Lumi, I'm in the aft power compartment now, about the periphery of the second and third thrusters, where do I get in from?" In the Magpie's intranet, Yolanda asked. She infiltrated the surface of the Radiance in the flesh, and the early warning system did not respond. But if she had made a hole in the hull, it would have been a wake-up call.
"The inside of the third thruster will generally retain the perching bridge, and the end will be connected to the maintenance channel." Lumi, the shapeshifter, replied in the spirit network, "But I'm not sure if there's a self-discipline gatekeeper. ”
At this time, the connection between the Magpie and the Radiance had been completed. Although Pygson's ship was extremely luxurious, it was not a naval dock supply ship, and it could not accommodate the Magpie to moor into its own body. As a result, the two ships are still connected according to the standard shuttle cabins.
After the main control AI of the two ships coordinated the safety procedures, the four grab buckles of the hatch popped open at the same time.
A team of men in power armor walked into the Magpie with the word "Guard" written on their chests. The leader checked the video in his hand and confirmed that the person in front of him was the beautiful girl in the video just now.
He nodded and asked, "We are the guard of the Radiance, and what about the two of you?" ”
Lumi's disguised Yolanda smiled, she wrapped her snake around the leader's body, and blew in her ear: "Uncle, those two dead ghosts are overhauling the power furnace below. ”
Lumi is a true shapeshifter, and he uses Yolanda's appearance to make a coquettish look that Yolanda will never have. As an acquaintance, Ted felt his scalp tingle when he saw Yolanda like this, but as a stranger, the lead mercenary seemed quite useful.
He put down his gun and touched it.
"Are all the food delivery companies so advanced now?" He glanced at the two men, motioned to go down and find the other two who were repairing the power furnace, and then put his arm around Yolanda's waist, "Come with us, baby." ”
Yolanda quickly ran to the end of the perched bridge, where there was a blast gate separating the internal maintenance passage from the outside, but fortunately, perhaps thanks to the kidnappers in front, the self-discipline access control was offline at this time, and all the identification ports were black and mushy.
"Lumi, what are you playing again?" Yolanda felt uncomfortable listening to the smirk in the newsletter, and her hair stood on end at the thought of this damn bastard doing strange things with her own appearance.
"He didn't do anything, but there was a guy with a sarcoma on his face doing something to him." Dr. Ted was holding a black box with 'Beef Macaroni' written on it, and was casually escorted by several mercenaries and followed Lumi.
At this time, Yolanda (pseudo) and the leading mercenary were coiled together, and this ugly man had almost taken the whole XXXXXXX, and the two flirted and cursed, and no one else let out XX laughter.
"Hazan! Get the pan ready! Yolanda screamed in the network.
"We don't have a big enough pot." Hazan replied regretfully, "Lumi smashed all the pots." ”
"I swear we'll have a cauldron!" Yolanda roared.
"Big sister!" Lumi shouted with hatred on the Internet, "I didn't touch myself, I was coerced by this idiot!" ”
Before the words in the network fell, Yolanda (pseudo) in reality freed up a hand and picked up the chin of the mercenary who took the lead, "Macho, I'm XXXXXXX." ”
The little boss squinted his eyes and enjoyed it for a moment, then turned back to his companion and asked, "Why has no one ever mentioned to me that Kassandra's delivery girl is so hot?" ”
His companion shrugged: "Oh, maybe the guys who know can't get up?" ”
The little leader looked left and right and saw a room next to the passage.
"Hey." He said to his companion, "Why don't we wait for those two fools in the back?" ”
He was referring to the two mercenaries who had gone down to the Magpie's power bay to find someone.
His companion didn't know what he meant, and said with a grin, "Don't let the boss wait too long", while saying, he also made an XXX movement with his body, "Speed up!" ”
The little leader laughed twice, picked up Princess Yolanda (pseudo), and broke into the small room next to him. After a while, XXXXXXX sounded inside.
The mercenary who stayed outside tilted his head and listened for a while, and exclaimed: "This girl is really exciting!" ”
Then he turned back and asked Ted, "Boy, how long do you think Johnny will last?" ”
"Five minutes at most." Holding the beef macaroni and yawning against the wall, Ted muted Lumi from the psychic network and asked, "Yolanda, how's it going?" ”
"I'm in the kitchen, and there's some hostages in the freezer." Yolanda replied, "But they're all soft-footed shrimp." ”
In the large cold storage, more than a dozen sturdy men were stripped naked and gagged, all of which were chained to the air-conditioning pipes, accompanied by frozen seafood. They only had a pair of shorts all over their bodies, and they were trembling with doubts.
It seems that it was the original security guard of the Radiance, and this group of guys got a high salary, but they were served by pirates. No matter how cunning the pirates may have been, this group of soft-footed shrimp should reflect inside.
One of the guys near the door was still a little conscious, and he turned his neck in a trembling voice, making a creaking sound, and his face was covered with hoarfrost.
"Save ...... Save...... I ......"
"Where's the fat pig?" Yolanda asked.
“…… Good...... Cold ......"
Apparently this guy has lost the ability to think normally.
The kind-hearted Yolanda scooped up a cup of hot water and stuffed it into his hand.
"Drink some hot water."
Then, in his grateful eyes, he slammed the door of the cold storage shut.