"We'll have to look for it again."

Yolanda complained in the newsletter that the Tejas was not a small ship like the Magpie, and that it would be a chore to search them all.

"Maybe you can try your luck in the locker room of the pool." "Psychologically speaking, kidnappers like this kind of open outside, small inside, no room for a second exit to hide hostages," Ted casually suggests. ”

"Ted? Are you sure? Yolanda was surprised and put down the cauldron in his hand. This pot is awesome, the local tyrant really does whatever he wants, even the kitchen cooking utensils are so extravagant.

"Ah, that's just ...... theory"

Before Ted could finish speaking, Lumi hung up a vest and broke into the network.

"Sister, I found it! Pygson is locked in the locker room on the right side of the pool! He screamed exaggeratedly, "Ted, why silence me!" ”

"Because you're so noisy!"

He didn't want to listen to the chewing sound of the shapeshifters eating, especially with his sweetheart's XX, which was a surreal avant-garde torture.

"Lumi, report!"

"Yes! Eldest sister! ”

At this time, the voice of XXXX in the small room stopped for a while, and the mercenary looking at Ted outside the door was a little puzzled.

"Johnny!" He raised the muzzle of his gun slightly and shouted, "What's wrong?" ”

The door opened silently, and the little leader named Johnny looked satisfied, and he walked out as he got dressed.

Seeing that it was his companion, the mercenary breathed a sigh of relief and put down his gun.

"What about chicks?" He asked, seeing Johnny slam the door with his backhand.

"A little bit of a little game." Johnny grinned, "I didn't expect her to be so careless." ”

"Oh no!" The mercenary complained loudly, "You should leave me some soup!" ”

"Let's go, don't let the boss wait." Johnny nudged Ted and motioned to continue.

"Johnny, you're a bastard! You don't have to wait for them to come back now, can you? ”

"Hahaha!" Johnny laughed three times, and suddenly a slap was slapped in Ted's face, "Idiot, your companion is dead, why didn't you react?!" ”

Ted rolled his eyes at him, then hugged his head and cried, "Oh! No! Yolanda! No! Why! You brutes! demons! You killed her! No! I will accuse you......"

How pompous and exaggerated his acting skills are, as a companion, he knows very well that Johnny in front of him is the product of Lumi's changes. As for the pirate Johnny himself, oh my gosh, it's better not to say it.

Shapeshifters can mimic the appearance of any creature he's ever seen, and, if they devour them, they can gain their memories.

In many magical worlds, shapeshifters are simply unguardable, and in addition to powerful spellcasters who can see through their ugly souls, ordinary humans are often played with by them to destroy their country.

But in the world of Kasan, life for shapeshifters is not easy. These sand spirits don't need a caster to find shapeshifters from the crowd.

The method is very simple, the shapeshifter is afraid of fire.

As soon as there is a sign of a shapeshifter in an area, all the Kasan elves will happily gather in the square, one by one, with a soldering iron the size of a casserole, squeaking and squeezing themselves to prove their innocence.

Anyone who dared not do so would be thrown into a bonfire as firewood.

Therefore, in the Kashan world, shapeshifters are a rare commodity, and they generally don't dare to be too presumptuous, otherwise they will be taught by the Kashan elves to be human in minutes.

But like Lumi, who swallowed Johnny directly, Kasan officials wouldn't say anything even if they knew.

To be a pirate is to have such an awareness~

Johnny (pseudo) and another mercenary carry the weeping Ted on, but in the psychic network, everyone is frantically licking Dr. Ted.

"Really?" Lumi asked incredulously, "Ted, did you really know that Pygoson was hiding in the locker room in the first place?!" How do you do it? ”

Lumi himself got this important clue after eating Johnny's brain.

"Knowledge! That's the power of knowledge! The stitching monster Hazan judged categorically, and easily broke the neck of the second pirate.

"I made it very clear just now, this is just speculation." Dr. Ted was annoyed by the mental connection, "It's just a little trick in psychology. ”

"Psychology!" Lumi hesitated for a few seconds and asked in horror, "Do you know what I'm thinking?" ”

Yolanda and Hazan were silent, the ability was terrifying—who doesn't have a little secret.

"That's mind reading, not psychology." When it comes to professional content, Ted, who has been a top student for several years, feels that it is necessary to correct the stereotypical prejudices of his peers, "Psychology is a discipline that studies the psychological phenomena of intelligent life, as well as the mental functions and behavioral activities under its influence. ”

The words of the would-be psychologist clearly did not work as well as they should, and in fact, his explanation itself contradicted the principles of psychology.

If you are a master of psychology, you should start with a small story or humor in life, and a direct theoretical definition like Ted is tantamount to asking for a fish. Because the whole Magpie, the three other than him, together did not reach the primary school diploma.

Yolanda was worried, fearing that Ted had used his dastardly psychology to see some secrets she had hidden in her heart.

She turned a corner absentmindedly and ran into a pirate in fancy swim shorts with a watermelon platter.

Yolanda was so frightened that if the guy in front of him shouted, the secret infiltration plan would be over. If the pirates had smashed the pig's head with a single shot, Yolanda would have done no more constructive work than to shoot the corpse a few times.

Just as she was about to draw her dagger and fight quickly, she found that the pirate in front of her was not panicked at all.

The muscular pirate brother, dressed in the most murderous swim trunks, pinched his chin and looked up and down Yolanda's leather armor, dress, boots, and dagger with a refined gaze.

"Not bad!" The pirate nodded, and handed the watermelon platter to Yolanda, "I'll just say why the costume is missing, it turns out to be here." ”

He hooked his hand, turned around and walked to the front to lead the way: "Follow." ”

Yolanda followed with a dull face, and after a while a laugh was heard.

The pool is super large, and there are many precious blue-spotted octopuses in it. The owner of this room, the tyrant Pigson, has the greatest hobby of taking a boatload of beauties to dock in the beautiful and inaccessible sea of stars to have fun.

Only this time his luck was not good, and he was targeted by the pirates. Not only did they rob his boat, but they also took his beauties for themselves.

At this time, in the huge pool, six pirates were surrounded by a dozen soft girls. These girls have their own characteristics, some have cat ears, some have fox tails, some have wings, and some wear student uniforms. There are a variety of popular anime heroines in Kassandra's recent past. Oh, see, Mr. Pyguson is throwing a two-dimensional style pool party today.

He's a real gentleman!

The pirates laughed, they were all bed bugs in the gutter, where XXXXXXXXX. They moved out of the safe and threw money at the ladies. The anime heroines are squealing and squirming in the pool to scramble for XX, covered with slow-swallowing octopuses.

As long as you have enough money, anyone can be the hero!

"Ted, the psychology you're talking about, is that Ted syndrome?" Yolanda grimaced as she handed the fruit plate to the reveling pirates.

"To be exact, Ted syndrome is a psychological condition, a mental illness that is very troublesome." Dr. Ted replied.

"Tell us about it, Dear Dr. Ted." Chief Engineer Hazan respectfully asked, "How to prevent this disease?" ”

This disgusting-looking stitch freak is usually very concerned about health and healthy eating. If someone tells him that an ingredient contains a carcinogenic ingredient, he excludes the ingredient from his chowder.

Ted doesn't want to confuse his valuable academic research with eating healthy, but the rest of the network has consciously stopped BB and seems to be looking forward to him. Takeaway is a boring and tiresome job, with endless complaints every day except killing people and setting fires.

Clearly, Mr. Ted, he brings a different kind of freshness to the work of everyone's stagnant pool.

"Well, since that's what you want to know." Dr. Ted organized the language, "First of all, I would like to correct that the so-called Ted syndrome is just a random abbreviation of the professors of the defense review committee, and whether it can be written into the textbook depends on whether the paper can be finally passed." And myself, in my dissertation, actually named this mental illness, the love and killing syndrome of the long-lived and short-born species. ”

Lumi: "Wow, that's a long name!" ”

Ted: "As we all know, intelligent beings of different races have a relatively fixed soul lifespan, and although the life span of the body can be extended through various scientific and magical techniques, it is almost impossible to extend the life span of the soul. ”

"For example, the Kassan's soul limit is about 1500 years, the shapeshifters are 1700 years, and the Stitchers are only about 500 years."

"It's not that long." Hazan took a bone from the pirate and thought it was amazing, and kept it for himself on the return trip, "With a reasonable diet and enough sleep, I should live to be 499 years old." ”

"And the limit of humanity is only 200 years, and the dwarf is even shorter, only 60 years. Of course, both the immortal species and the short-lived species are relative, and the soul limit of the dragon clan starts at 100,000 years, and compared to them, we are all short-born. My dissertation discusses the mental relationship between two individuals of different races because of the difference in lifespan. ”

"There are no humans or gnomes among us, Hazan, and I'll give you an example of the relationship between the long-lived and the short-born, don't you?"

"Don't mind."

"Well, I suppose that one day in a few hundred years, Hazan is too old to get on the boat, what will you do with this old fellow?" Dr. Ted asked.

"I'll kick him off the boat, including his pot." That's the answer to Lumi, the shapeshifter, who is a man of integrity.

"Enough Lumi!" Yolanda scolded the unconscious fellow, "Hazan, we'll open a bar for you to retire from, and we'll have a drink with you when we have time." ”

"Drinking alcohol is bad for your health." Hazan said sullenly, "But thank you, Captain, I think it's a fitting arrangement. ”

"Hey, costume chick, here." One of the pirates in the pool stopped her, "Come here, Uncle wants to eat melons!" ”

Yolanda coldly took a piece of melon and handed it over. But this pirate embraces left and right, with a rabbit girl on the left and a little devil on the right. He was in two sweet girls XXXXXX, but he didn't have the free hand to take this melon.

"Feed me." The commands of the majesty of the pirates.

"Obey the order, handsome guy!"

Yolanda jumped out of the pool and slammed the idiot's head into the water. The pirate who was suddenly attacked fluttered wildly with his hands and made a huge splash. The surrounding pirates, including the two sweet girls who were originally cuddling, laughed when they saw this.

A few pirates glanced at each other and continued to focus on the beautiful woman in their arms.

The pirate, who was pressed to the bottom of the water, quickly stopped struggling and remained motionless. Yolanda pulled him up and leaned against the wall of the pool.

"Hold him tight!"

Yolanda had a commercial smile on her face and commanded the bunny girl and the little devil to hug the corpse left and right, just like just now. The two sweet chicks turned pale with fright, and behaved like two stupid quails.

"Handsome guy, have a good dream." She patted the drowned pirate in the face, climbed into the pool, and continued the conversation in the mental network, "Ted, what does this have to do with falling in love and killing each other?" ”