Chapter 216: I'm Not a Bad Person
Regarding the danger of the immortal cultivation world, the little palace master has a deeper understanding than Chu Ge.
As a Yuan Baby, of course, her father also has many enemies in the Immortal Cultivation Realm, and the enemies have many minions, and the minions have a lot of despicable and shameless means, which are not inferior to the person in front of him.
Now, several guards are dead, scattered, and alone, she really doesn't dare to run around in the immortal cultivation world.
The little palace master bit his lip lightly and said uneasily: "Then what are you going to do with me?" ”
"Before disposing of you, we must be clear about one thing - it was not we who deliberately caught you on Earth, it was you who came here in a daze, and the Earth Alliance has no responsibility in this matter."
Chu Ge paused for a moment and said, "Since your father is the Venerable Lord of the Phoenix Feather Immortal Palace, I think you are also very aware of the consequences if someone sneaks into the Phoenix Feather Immortal Palace uninvited, right?" ”
The little palace master seemed to think of the "consequences" and shuddered deeply.
"Moreover, after you crossed over to Earth, you have done a lot of illegal and criminal things."
Chu Ge followed the prompt words on the lens and said solemnly, "You teamed up with two other criminals to eat almost all of a food store, and also stole ten hangs of sauce meat, five sauce ducks, twelve strings of zongzi that the residents dried on the balcony, hey, you also nibbled on a ham raw, enough to eat!" ”
The little palace master became shy again, and said embarrassedly: "I, we are hungry." ”
"Moreover, you also wrecked a small car, turning the car 180 degrees into the sky, and although the passengers inside were wearing seat belts and were fine, they were severely frightened and shouted for compensation for moral damages."
Chu Ge continued, "Later, the traffic police came to deal with it, and you also threw the motorcycle of the traffic policeman's uncle to the roof of the house, and smashed a trailer, you admit all these criminal facts, right?" ”
"This, you can't blame me for this!"
The little palace master blushed and argued, "It was the bad guy who used it first...... The thunderbolt hit me, and after the collision, seeing me lying on the ground motionless, he simply ran away, and replaced him with a common man, I am afraid that he would have been killed by him, I was angry, so I chased after him and asked him what happened.
"His car, not exactly overturned by me, he was already drinking, and watching me trot all the way to catch up with him, holding the window and reasoning with him, he was so frightened that he couldn't control the thunderbolt, so he flipped over on all fours."
"Nonsense!"
Chu Ge had the advantage, his eyebrows were angry, and he resolutely attacked the arrogance of the immortal cultivators, "In the middle of the night, it was raining lightly, you were wearing a white dress like a mosquito net, your head was covered with blood, and you ran faster than a car - you pondered, can people not be afraid, and they still think that they have hit a ghost!" ”
"I ......"
The little palace master lowered his head, "I can compensate." ”
"Of course you have to pay, the bills have been calculated for you, rest assured, I will never wronged you more, those sauce ducks and zongzi will only charge you the cost price."
Chu Ge slowed down his tone slightly, "But this is not just a matter of money, but something that is highly dangerous for you - we can't just let you go out and run around the streets, let you steal the people's ham, sauce duck and zongzi to eat, and of course, we can't let you play in the car casually."
"So, can you promise to be honest when you go out, never do anything wrong, and don't kill people and set fires casually?"
The little palace master frowned deeply: "I'm not an evil demon, I need to sacrifice bones or souls to cultivate, why am I killing people and setting fires casually?" Anyway, as long as others don't mess with me, I naturally won't make a random move. ”
Chu Ge shook his head: "That's not good, others don't mess with you, of course you can't make a move at will, but even if someone else provokes you, you can't do it at will, you still have to believe in the organization, believe in the alliance, believe in the police, the military and relevant departments, and leave all contradictions to the law to solve." ”
The little palace master blinked, not understanding.
"The police, that is, the officials, the soldiers, the six gates, the court eagle...... Henchmen of the court! ”
Chu Ge said, "In other words, do you cultivate the immortal realm and the realm of Luofeng Mountain, do you have a court and a servant?" ”、
"There are some of them, but most of the officials are mortals, even if they are the emperors of the small court, there is nothing unusual."
The little palace master's eyes widened, "Could it be that the disputes between immortal cultivators on the earth must be handed over to mortal servants to settle them?" ”
Chu Ge thought for a while and nodded: "That's probably what it means." ”
The little palace master blinked, puzzled: "Immortal cultivators are actually going to be controlled by mortal servants, so what other immortals do you cultivate?" ”
"We don't call it cultivating immortals, we call it awakening, it means having a higher level of consciousness, mastering advanced ideas and scientific skills, being the leader of the people, leading everyone to create a happy life together, and running towards a better future."
Chu Ge said, "Forget it, I can't talk to you about these truths for a while, anyway, there are rules in one place, you just say, can you abide by it!" ”
The little palace master thought for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, as long as you can let me go, you can do anything, and then what?" ”
"Then, you have two options."
Chu Ge stretched out two fingers, "Or, business, you are a smuggler who illegally crossed to the earth, and you will be treated as refugees, the Earth Alliance has two refugee camps in Siberia and the Sahara, both of which are beautiful mountains and rivers, birds and flowers, and quiet places, you can freely choose which one to go to, but after you go, you have to do it yourself, men and women weave, and have enough food and clothing - you immortal cultivators eat too much, and the Earth Alliance can't raise you in vain." ”
The little palace master was silent for a moment and said, "I have read some books in the past few days, and I know what kind of place Siberia and the Sahara are. ”
Chu Ge said, "Oh. ”
The little palace master said: "You are too bad. ”
Chu Ge said: "Then you will be obedient, I promise to show you 'good', you don't have to go to Siberia or the Sahara, you can stay comfortably in Lingshan City, and live like an ordinary Lingshan citizen - we will issue you a green card, in fact, there are many friends from other worlds, all with green cards, living a happy life on the earth." ”
The little palace master was suspicious: "Green card? ”
"It's a temporary residence permit."
Chu Ge explained, "As long as you cooperate, we can issue you a temporary residence permit, in addition to the right to vote and be elected, you can enjoy 80% of the treatment of earth citizens, office card and apply for mobile payment accounts are no problem, cooperate for a period of time, have mutual trust and tacit understanding, and even let you be an honorary citizen of Lingshan City, an honorary citizen of the Earth Alliance and even a real citizen, everyone is a family with blood and blood." ”
This sentence poked the sensitive point of the little palace master somewhere, and her face turned red again.
"So, how do you want me to cooperate?" The little palace master squirmed.
"Don't worry, you will never be allowed to do anything that violates ethics and laws and regulations, and you don't need to betray the interests of the immortal cultivation world, let's talk casually, like now, isn't it good for everyone to chat?"
Chu Ge leaned over and said, "For example, we can talk more about your father, as a primordial infant old monster, no, he is a peerless powerhouse at the primordial infant level, how strong is his old man's strength, can he strike out with one palm, destroy hundreds of planets at will, or even burn a universe, and turn back time or something?" ”
The little palace master looked at Chu Ge very strangely.
"You...... You okay? ”
The little palace master said, "What is destroying the planet, burning the universe, and going back in time, even Da Luo Jin Immortal can't do it, right?" ”
"That's good."
Chu Ge breathed a sigh of relief and blinked his eyes quickly, "Then how strong is your father, who can destroy a mountain with one palm?" A town? An army of 100,000? Erosion within a radius of three or five miles? Thirty or fifty miles? ”
Looking at his thief-eyed appearance, the little palace master suddenly became vigilant.
"I'm not telling you." She pouted.
"Don't be so stingy, I'm not a bad person, don't be a villain, live the belly of a gentleman!"
Chu Ge coughed dryly and said, "We just want to exchange some information with you, deepen understanding, promote friendship, at least figure out everyone's ultimate strength, each other has scruples, don't act rashly, otherwise, you don't know how strong I am, and I don't know how strong you are.
"Forget it, this topic is a little sensitive, we can start exchanging information from a relatively low level first-as long as you are willing to cooperate, we can gradually show you a lot of information about the earth, of course, you also have to use the corresponding information of the immortal cultivation world to exchange, the initiative is in your hands, you don't want to say, we won't force you to speak, how about it?"
This condition is quite tempting.
The little palace master had no choice and fell into deep thought.
"I think you should say yes."
Chu Gexiao reasoned and moved with emotion, "Look, no matter how many misunderstandings there are between us, anyway, we hug and hug, we don't know each other, we have a very deep understanding of each other, if you don't agree to me, they will transport you to a higher-level relevant department, maybe they will change someone, and do it again according to the routine I just had, so that you can be tossed again, why bother?" ”
"Who hugged and hugged you!"
The little palace master was angry, and grabbed a handful of mud and threw it at Chu Ge.
This time, Chu Ge dodged away very quickly, and Tian shamelessly looked at the little palace master and smirked.