Chapter 215: Breaking the Ice
"President Yu, why am I listening to your words, a little ...... What does that mean? ”
Chu Ge glanced at Chu Chu's poor little palace master again, frowned, and said, "I don't know what to say, anyway, a small sense of guilt rises in my heart, and I feel very embarrassed - so many of us bully a weak woman, well, she is not a weak woman, but she has not committed any mortal crimes, killing people is not enough, are we a little despicable?" ”
"Classmate Chu Ge, how can you think like this?"
President Yu said, "For the development of Lingshan City and the peace of the earth, we will do whatever it takes. ”
"Don't use the big hat of Lingshan City and the whole earth to press me, I really can't get in touch anymore, you better change people."
Chu Ge said, "I wasn't your subordinate in the first place, I just tried my best to help, and now I've reached the limit - to tell you the truth, I'm also a person with a very simple sense of justice, shame and moral bottom line, in a word, I want to be faced, I can't bully people like this anymore!" ”
Chairman Yu was silent for a moment.
"Classmate Chu Ge, your speed, explosiveness, and on-the-spot adaptability are all very good, and your joints and muscles are also quite strong, it can be seen that you are a good seedling who cultivates the art of hand-to-hand combat, how about it, do you want to cultivate a martial art that is more powerful than the "Secret Method of King Kong"-I will teach you personally." President Yu said.
Chu Ge gasped, "You, you want to be my teacher?" ”
"The word 'teacher' is too important."
President Yu said, "You perform the task, I teach you martial arts, it is the purest transaction, refreshing and refreshing, and the two do not owe each other." ”
This time, it was Chu Ge's turn to be silent.
"How?" President Yu asked.
"All for the planet!" Chu Ge cut it down, took out his glasses from the mud and put them on, rubbed his face, coughed dryly, and moved towards the little palace master step by step.
The little palace master's crying turned into a "duh" sob, and the whole person was wrapped in a layer of resentment and sad armor, making Chu Ge a little tiger gnawing on the hedgehog, and he didn't know where to start.
"Well, let me make it clear first, that's what my martial arts skills look like."
Chu Ge scratched his hair for a long time, and explained embarrassedly, "It's like this with you, it's also this routine to change to a strong man with five big and three thick muscles and muscles, even if it's a monster with a green face and fangs, three heads and six arms, it's still like this - this is a professional action that is very in line with ergonomics, it is very serious and scientific, don't think about it." ”
The little palace master ignored him.
His face was red all the way to the root of his ears.
Even the earlobes were as red as two tiny cherries.
"Also, I think it's nice for you to cut this kind of short hair, our girls here love to keep this kind of hairstyle, especially the front and then highlight and dye a red, orange, red, green, blue, and purple, very trendy."
Chu Ge was overjoyed when he saw the little palace master's reaction, and continued, "Besides, half a month ago in the jungle, we had already seen each other's ugliest and most unbearable side - at that time, you were injected with muscle relaxants, and your facial muscles drooped down, like a Shar Pei dog, men and women couldn't see it, and I was also forced to squirm like a worm, right, everyone was so honest with each other, what else is there to be embarrassed about?" ”
The little palace master still wanted to cry, recalling Chu Ge's arching appearance half a month ago, and she wanted to laugh a little, she endured it, and the teeth bit her pink lips out of deep tooth marks, and the whole person tensed.
"And, I think your figure, uh, don't get me wrong, I'm not in any position to judge your figure, I just think so...... It's brisk, it's convenient. ”
Chu Ge made persistent efforts, "I'm thinking, the immortal cultivation world is a world where the flesh is weak and the strong eat, and there is constant fighting, and a female immortal cultivator like you will inevitably have to go out to fight and fight or something, if it is too ...... If it's cumbersome, it's very inconvenient. ”
"How dare you say it!" The little palace master couldn't hold back.
She wanted to pounce on Chu Ge and tear his mouth apart.
I was afraid that he would perform his ground skills again and drag the two of them into the dilemma of rolling around in the mud.
was so angry that his eyes were red, so he could only grab a handful of mud and throw it at Chu Ge.
Chu Ge could have avoided it, but he ate a slap from the little palace master, and he was already disgraced anyway, and he didn't care about another handful of mud on his face.
"You think earthlings are pretty bad, right?" Chu Ge wiped the mud from his face, took another step forward, and asked softly.
"You're the worst!" The little palace master said angrily.
"I also feel that myself, including the whole earth, is not as good as I originally imagined, so naturally bright, great and righteous."
Chu Ge said, "Especially today, seeing that they actually used such a despicable and shameless trick to deal with an ignorant girl from another world, the sense of justice in my heart surged, and I almost gave birth to an urge to help you and eliminate the tyranny of the earth." ”
"It's not them, it's you!"
The little palace master's eyes turned even redder, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I hate you, I hate you!" ”
"You're right, it's me, I'm pretty despicable - like right now, I'm not trying to comfort you from the bottom of my heart, it's just a cold deal."
Chu Ge paused, smiled all over his face, and spread his hands and said, "However, whether it is me or the earth, we not only have a bad side, we also have a good side, the problem is that you don't come up and shout and kill, can you calm down, give each other a little chance and time, and let me slowly 'good' show you?" ”
The little palace master was silent, lowered his head, and the red glow painted on his earlobes faded slightly, turning from cherries to two small pearls.
Chu Ge moved half a step towards the little palace master, and said cautiously: "I'm sorry, I didn't choose what to say just now, did I poke your sadness, you and your father ......"
"You still say?" The voice of the little palace master was full of tears.
"No, I didn't mean to poke you in the wound on purpose, I just wanted to tell you that you are better than me no matter what."
Chu Ge said sincerely, "Even if your father is really in charge of everything and doesn't have much time to take care of you, at least you have a father, and he also recognizes you, right?" I'm different, I don't even know who my father is, I don't know who he is since I was a child, so I envy you. ”
The little palace master was stunned for a moment, looking at Chu Ge's eyes, there was obviously a trace of strange emotion, and the cherry mouth opened slightly, but he didn't know what to say.
"Think about you, you're quite innocent, you originally lived a delicious life in the world of cultivating immortals as the 'daughter of the Yuan Baby', whether your father likes you or not, at least it can make you fake and happy, right? Who knows, the world is impermanent, and the sky will fall into such a ...... What about the strange world, from the pride of the sky to the prisoner? ”
Chu Ge paused for a moment and continued, "However, I'm also innocent, it's not that I arrested you, and it's not that I deliberately want to get involved in this whirlpool of trouble, at that time, the bullets in the jungle rained down, and the bullets flew over our heads, I was so scared that I was almost incontinent, I could rescue both of us, even if it was good, how could I be gentle and polite?" ”
The little palace master was silent, and his ten fingers were entangled in the corners of his clothes.
"I can apologize if I said anything too much that day to save you, but that's the most I can do."
Chu Ge said, "It's useless for you to lose your temper again, it's better to think about it, what exactly do you want - on the premise of not violating the law and morality, if you can help, I will definitely help you." ”
The little palace master thought about it seriously for a moment and said, "Really? ”
Chu Ge breathed a sigh of relief.
This can be regarded as the two of them starting to communicate, right?
"Of course it's true, provided you can't lose your temper at me again, make it clear, I don't owe you anything, I'm just here to help, 'volunteer'!" Chu Ge said.
The little palace master didn't know what kind of official the "volunteer" was, but the tantrum that should have been sent just now had been released, and if she tore it again, she might not be Chu Ge's opponent, thought about it, and said, "Can you let me go?" ”
"Yes, and then what?" Chu Ge nodded according to the hint on the inside of the lens.
"I want to go home." The little palace master said pitifully.
"This, for the time being, is difficult."
Chu Ge lifted his glasses and said, "First of all, you have seen a lot of secrets about the earth, we can't just let you go back, and secondly, technically speaking, there is a certain degree of difficulty - the spatial crack you crossed over is not stable, it has long disappeared, even if you find other spatial cracks, no one can guarantee that you can accurately travel back to 'Luofeng Mountain', in case you have an accident on the way, how can we explain to an angry Yuan Ying?" ”