Lin Jiage, who finished blowing his hair, glanced at Xia Shangzhou and Lu Ben expressionlessly: "Did I say that I still want to chase her again?" ”

Belch......

Lu Ben and Xia Shangzhou were stunned at the same time.

Three seconds later, Lu Ben spoke: "No, I didn't say it, it's just that chasing her is to give her face, and I don't agree to pull her down!" ”

Xia Shangzhou: "Yes, the primary school girl simply doesn't know what to do, and she doesn't know Taishan with her eyes!" ”

"Three ......" Lin Jiage opened his mouth, and his voice was even more terrifying than just now: "...... 2. ......"

"Boss, you don't have to count, I'll get out, I'll get out!" Lu Ben ran away.

"Boss, I was wrong, I said something I shouldn't have said, I'm going to wipe the toilet, go now!" Xia Shangzhou followed closely and fled.

Lin Jiage withdrew the "one" to his mouth, he stood in place for a while, and then put down the hair dryer and lay down on the bed.

…

Lu Ben and Xia Shangzhou can accept the silent Lin Jiage, the poisonous Lin Jiage, and the angry Lin Jiage, but they really can't accept the lovelorn Lin Jiage.

He doesn't talk, he doesn't play games, he doesn't do projects, he doesn't even eat, he just lies in bed with a cold face every day.

If this was the case, Xia Shangzhou and Lu would have endured it.

However, when Xia Shangzhou looked at the computer, he found that the panda video was very cute, and then he couldn't help but say: "Pandas are really amazing animals, they can obviously rely on their strength to eat, but they have to rely on their appearance, even if they forget it, do you know how foody pandas are?" Pandas can do it, nineteen hours a day, and can eat all year round, this is a veritable foodie......"

Xia Shangzhou really felt that there was nothing wrong with his words, but as he spoke, he didn't know that the sentence poked Lin Jiage's weakness, so he was smashed by him with a pillow, and he was so scared that he didn't dare to say another word all night.

Again, there was another time, Lu Ben brushed a funny video and swiped a cooking video, and the background music was very cute: "You say I'm too meaty, I need to lose weight, but I just can't eat enough every day, no matter what, if I want to eat meat, I have to eat meat, and when I'm full, I have the strength to walk around the world with you......"

This song is very good, and the food in the video is also very tempting, Lu Ben couldn't help but play it again after watching it, and then he didn't know where this song offended Lin Jiage, lying on the bed, he suddenly counted "three, two......" with threats, of course, he didn't dare to let him "one" come out, Lu originally held his mobile phone and escaped from the dormitory.

This is not the most bizarre, the most bizarre thing is that one day Xia Shangzhou came back from work and brought a bowl of wontons.

As soon as he was about to eat, Lin Jiage came over.

He thought it was Lin Jiage who wanted to eat, and he enthusiastically handed the wontons to Lin Jiage: "Boss, you eat." ”

As a result, Lin Jiage threw the wontons he bought back into the trash can in the corridor, and inexplicably imposed a house rule on the 501 dormitory: no wontons are allowed.

There are more and more things like this, the temperature of the 501 dormitory is getting lower and lower, Lu Ben and Xia Shangzhou also feel more and more that this day can't be lived, when the two of them thought that they were going to be tortured to death by Lin Jiage like this, and when the temperature of the dormitory was as low as the cold winter moon, Lin Jiage suddenly packed some things and went home.

Lin Jiage left the school at three o'clock in the afternoon, and when he was about to arrive at the gate of the community, he received a phone call.

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