Chapter 429: I Can't Live This Day (1)
After Xia Shangzhou and Lu Ben finished speaking, an incredible look appeared on their faces at the same time.
The two of them looked at each other for another three seconds, and then opened their mouths again as if they had discussed it in advance: "I'm not dreaming, am I?" ”
"I'm afraid I'm sleepwalking, right?"
Lu Ben looked disgusted: "Can you not always speak when I speak?" ”
Xia Shangzhou sneered: "Do you have to learn from me?" Do you think it's rare for me to talk to you at the same time? ”
Lu Ben looked extremely generous: "Forget it, I'm not in the mood to quarrel with you now, what I care about now is the happiness of the boss!" ”
"I think you care about your goddess's phone number, right?" Xia Shangzhou ruthlessly exposed Lu Ben's hypocrisy, and then sighed immediately: "Do you say that the boss is particularly uncomfortable now?" ”
"Don't say false things here, you're feeling sorry for your future and freedom, aren't you?" Lu Ben debunked Xia Shangzhou's hypocrisy with a tooth for a tooth, and then immediately exclaimed with a little sigh: "It's okay for a junior girl, but she doesn't take the boss in her eyes!" From now on, my elementary school girl will be my idol! ”
Xia Shangzhou: "So many girls fall in love with the boss, but the junior girl rejects the boss, this is the lyrics of the lyrics......" Xia Shangzhou said and spoke, so he changed it to singing: "...... Those who love me have no regrets about me, but I cry for those I love......"
Lu Ben plucked out his ears, "Speak well!" ”
Xia Shangzhou: "Sure enough, she is worthy of the goddess I fancied, that is, she is unique, extraordinary, and completely different from those bewitching sluts who only look at their faces!" ”
Lu Benben: "The bewitching slut in your mouth does not include my daughter-in-law!" ”
Xia Shangzhou: "Hehe......"
Lu Benben: "What I'm saying is the truth, if my daughter-in-law is the kind of bewitching slut you call a face-looking slut, then she gave me her phone number as early as the first time she saw me!" ”
"I vomit ......" Xia Shangzhou just wanted to vomit, the door of the balcony was opened, and Lin Jiage walked in.
He and Lu Ben immediately got serious.
The two of them shouted "boss" one after the other.
As if he hadn't heard their voices, Lin Jiage walked past them expressionlessly and entered the bathroom.
When the door of the bathroom was closed, Xia Shangzhou patted his chest and said as if he had escaped death: "This can't be done, the air pressure is too low, I can't stand it!" ”
Lu Ben: "We have to think of a way, when the boss comes out later, we will comfort and comfort him, otherwise we will suffocate to death tonight." ”
Ten minutes later, Lin Jiage came out of the bathroom.
Lu Ben and Xia Shangzhou glanced at each other, and then the two of them shouted "boss" with a particularly bright smile and approached Lin Jiage.
Lu Ben: "Boss, girls, will be a little hypocritical and reserved, it is normal not to agree to the first confession, because she wants to test whether you are sincere." ”
Xia Shangzhou: "That's right! Boss, do you remember a movie? Called 101 proposals.,The male protagonist in it has proposed 101 times! ”
Lu Benben: "Yes, yes, yes, I've watched this movie, it's very good, so, boss, the first failure doesn't matter at all, you look at me, how many times have I been slapped in the face by my daughter-in-law, my face is swollen to the sky, and I'm still chasing her tirelessly!" ”
Xia Shangzhou: "Boss, don't worry, you will succeed next time, I believe in you!" ”
Lin Jiage, who finished blowing his hair, glanced at Xia Shangzhou and Lu Ben expressionlessly: "Did I say that I still want to chase her again?" ”