Chapter 36: The Fairies' Tea Party [4]
The person who writes 'um' is smiling, and only it knows the pain behind a very ordinary um-humm.
Jiuya unconsciously bit her tongue and frowned in pain, she couldn't imagine how painful the duck in front of her would be when she died.
"Would you like to go to Hades and start over?" Shiyi continued to ask it.
'I do' the duck calmly left his position and walked into the cage by himself.
"Next."
"Wait, what the hell are you looking for? At first, I thought it was a tea party, but now it looks like a grievance meeting, and it doesn't seem right. ”
Jiuya interrupted Shiyi, picked up the remaining teacup of the duck and smelled it, it was faintly fragrant, but it was not the taste of tea, and there seemed to be a sweet and greasy taste in the teacup.
"Lethe river, the Yama's teacup of resentment, your blood is just embellished with seals, in order to make them eliminate their grievances, like an ordinary beast soul, lose the ability to think, and go to the next life to start over."
Shiyi deliberately said it in order to tell the remaining three demons.
"Aren't they ordinary?" Jiuya didn't understand too much, what kind of mess was being said.
"They used to be demons, but the demon pill was lost, and they were kicked into reincarnation, so in this life they were reincarnated with thoughts, they used to have human form, so they still regarded themselves as human beings in this life, and now they just wash away their thinking consciousness and make them real beasts."
"Although I listen to your explanations like listening to heavenly books, I have a question, are they doing something wrong?"
"Life is like this, philosophical issues, different angles and different positions, there are many poor people in the world, one of them has a demon, for some reason caused a fire, burned a whole restaurant to death, about more than 20 people, they collectively sued to get justice, the demon police team just arrested the demons who were resentful near the restaurant, and wanted to find a demon responsible for that incident."
"You're looking for me! I do it alone, I do it, it's a private chef, only for people who are rich and like to hunt for curiosities, they use such a long sausage machine, insert it into my hind legs to take meat strips, fry them on the spot and eat them separately! One or two pieces of meat cost 500 yuan, and they also claimed that I was a fairy donkey who grew up eating ginseng, but in fact, I was an ordinary donkey they just bought back from the farm. ”
"Take ...... Take live donkey meat...... Grilled sausages, how perverted this group of people is. Jiuya unconsciously hugged herself, and the shuddering fear made her stutter when she spoke.
"If you admit it, we'll do it, and we'll take you directly to Yin Si for trial, what are the remaining two doing?"
"I'm a cat meow, this one next to me is a snake meow, the two of us are a pot of meow, the resentment on our body is the wronged meow, it was originally my lunch meow, but because it wrapped my neck around meow, I also grabbed its seven-inch meow, and then we became a pot of dragon and tiger meow."
"Wait, what did you say for a long time? I just heard the meow. Jiuya was disturbed by Meow's cute voice and didn't understand it at all.
"It's also the business in restaurants, where cats and snakes fight in a cage and make diners bet on who will win, and those who bet on the right can eat a dish without paying." The donkey sat aside and explained.
"What about the wrong bet?" Jiuya was a little curious about where this perverted restaurant was.
"The wrong bet will help the won."
"It's crazy about money." Jiuya couldn't help but complain.
"Jiuya, you can go back, their stories are finished, those who should be sent back to the underworld to be reincarnated, put them in cages, send them back to the underworld to wait, and those who are responsible for more than 20 lives will be sent to hell to be punished."
Shiyi gave an eviction order and began to drive Jiuya away.
"It's not impossible for me to go, but you give me back my spiritualist hand, that's what I got from Yan Wu's hands, you want to find a way to get it yourself."
"Jiuya, we've been neighbors for so many years, and you're treating me like this. I'm so cold. ”
Shi Yi covered his heart and said with a pretending to be heartbroken.
"The neighbors settle the accounts, return the gloves to me, and give me the blood money, and by the way, ...... One, two, three...... Eight dollars are knotted, one hundred. ”
Jiuya snatched the gloves and began to settle accounts with Shi Yiming.
"The credibility of the demon police team is still there, and there will be no credit, and the money will definitely be sent to the door after it is settled tomorrow."
The painter just helped the sheep draw a complete set of skins, put them on, and took the time to answer Jiuya seriously.
"Well, I believe you, would you like to add a glove rental fee?"
"Boss Jiang, I'm from the animal control office, you should ask the three mole brothers, I helped Shiyi only because he has a contract with me."
The painter sighed and continued to be busy with the work at hand.
"Three brothers?" Jiuya looked at the three mole brothers.
"We ...... We listen to the boss. ”
"Raising billions?"
"Fifty dollars can't be more."
"Yes, remember to give me a thousand tomorrow, I'll wait for you!" Jiuya happily turned to leave, and as soon as she pushed the door open, she was stunned for a moment, and turned her head to ask the donkey who was still sitting on the ground.
"So how did you not have your demon pill?"
The reason why Jiuya asked like this was because she remembered that the wolf and the embarrassment, they also seemed to have no demon pills, but they were lucky to be human beings, but none of the people in this house were so lucky.
Without the demon pill, without the household registration, there is no chance to be a human again, waiting for them only endless beast paths and punishments from hell.
"was snatched away by a Taoist priest, he was dressed in a Taoist robe, not at all immortal, and a little sinister and cunning, using the lives of my children to force me to hand over the demon pill to him."
The donkey is the only demon left who can speak freely, but when he said this, its soul suddenly exploded, and it flew away out of thin air under the nose of Shiyi.
"It's impossible for him to run away like this, he doesn't have any breath left, even if it's a trick, he will pass by me."
Jiuya was also surprised, there was no abnormal donkey around her at all, and if it weren't for the fact that there was a cup of tea next to the place where it once sit, it really looked like it had never appeared, and there was no trace left.
"Could it be that the Taoist priest who took their demon pill did it?" Jiuya watched Shiyi ignore herself, and quickly changed the topic.
"No way, Gounod is screaming on the other side, if someone really comes in with a blindfold, as soon as the crack in the door is opened, I will hear Guno's voice." Shiyi rubbed the bridge of his nose and denied Jiuya.
He is now dying of headaches, and although he borrowed something from the underworld, although he didn't break it, the real murderer disappeared for no reason, which is enough to make Shi Yi be punished by the people of the Yin Division to reduce his life span by ten years.
"I didn't mean that, I mean, could it be that the Taoist priest left a listening charm somewhere, but whenever he hears a word related to a Taoist priest, who says it from their mouth, it will let it fly away?"