Chapter 37: The Fairies' Tea Party [5]
"It's impossible, they were caught and I haven't opened the door for a day, so it's impossible for anyone to do anything."
Shiyi continued to deny, seeing that the time was already half past eleven, and there was still half an hour, and if he couldn't explain to the underworld, he had to find a scapegoat.
"Jiuya, don't tell me what happened just now, the three mole brothers are at the door of the wind, dragging the black and white impermanence who came to get them, I'll go back to the animal control center to find out if there is a soul that can be used to impersonate it."
"Is this okay?" Jiuya asked in surprise.
Shiyi didn't give her an answer, and the three mole brothers pushed Jiuya out and guarded the door of the pet store.
Jiuya was pushed and staggered, almost fell, and was held up from behind.
"Jiuya, are you alright?"
"It's okay, it's okay." Jiuya heard Lu Zhao's voice and hurriedly kept her distance from Lu Zhao.
The whole folk street has been rumored that Jiuya and Lu Zhao are in love for many years, and Lu Zhao's mother came to talk to Jiuya in person, so that she can recognize her identity, and even bluntly said that Lu Zhao is a star in the sky, she is mud on the ground, and she wants to enter the Lu family unless she dies, otherwise there is no need to talk.
Jiuya and Lu Zhao were nothing, but after being talked to by Lu Zhao's mother, Jiuya wondered if she really had something with Lu Zhao, so every time she saw Lu Zhao, she took a detour to avoid causing a bigger misunderstanding.
"It's okay, I received a complaint that someone was making noise at the end of the street, and I just stopped it." Lu Zhao explained awkwardly.
"Who complained?"
"Nearby residents, why are you asking this?"
"Oh, can the people of the neighborhood hear me?"
"I don't know, I heard Gounod's howl when I got to the middle of the street."
"Can you find out who called?" Jiuya felt that the person who reported Gunault's noise disturbing the people should be the Taoist priest mentioned in the donkey's mouth.
"What's the use of you looking this up?"
"If I say, I want to invite the other person to dinner, thank him for his purification, do you believe?"
"If you find it, I'll tell you tomorrow." Lu Zhao turned around to leave, turned his back to Jiuya and showed a wry smile, saying as he walked.
He was laughing at himself for being stupid, he had known him for so many years, Jiuya had never told the truth to himself, but he couldn't help but want to ask, to find out what she was hiding, since she still refused to say, then she continued to secretly investigate, this time I started with this report number.
"Thank you! I'll treat you to Zhenxiyuan takeout when you're free! ”
Jiuya didn't expect that she would open her eyes and make up nonsense, Lu Zhao actually believed it, and ran upstairs to her house a little happily.
"Young, superficial! You ask that to prove that you haven't seen any real rich people either! ”
As soon as Jiuya arrived at the staircase on the second floor, she heard a conversation in the house, which seemed to be the voice of a middle-aged man.
"Uncle, don't brag, no matter how rich you are, you are a dead man now, just like us, you came here to eat and drink."
At this moment, there was the laughter of five or six young people.
Jiuya looked over, and the ghosts in the room just now were almost gone, and at this time, there was only a chubby bald middle-aged man on the sofa, and five or six young people, and Gounod was already drunk and lying on the counter sleeping.
"The one over there, if you want to listen, come and listen to it brightly! What does it look like to be sneaky, even if you die, you have to have the momentum of a ghost. The middle-aged man saw Jiuya and reminded him directly.
"Yes, you're right, didn't I just die, I'm a little afraid of life, in this black and white impermanence."
"Let's come and sit together." The middle-aged man greeted Jiuya warmly, and his round face smiled like an open bun.
"Uncle, how did you die?" Jiuya sat next to the water dispenser, not daring to get too close, for fear that the other party would smell that she was a human.
"Burned, don't want to escape, enough to live."
"And what were you talking about?" Jiuya continued to ask curiously.
"I told them that I ran a restaurant and cooked for the nouveau riche, but they didn't believe me, and joked that I hadn't met any rich people."
"You really don't look like a chef, you're more like a big boss." Jiuya carefully looked at the middle-aged man's appearance again.
With a big head and a thick neck, he is either a big man or a man, but this uncle must have at least 300 pounds, and it is impossible for him to be a chef.
"Haha, I'm really the boss behind the scenes, I hire people to do the work, gluttony, have you heard of it?"
"Well, isn't it a ferocious beast?" Jiuya nodded and replied seriously.
"You really believe it, this is a braggart, how could he live enough if he had money, and he would have run away to develop real estate! It's almost twelve o'clock, let's go quickly, hurry back to the underworld, and wait for the roll call. ”
The five or six younger ghosts, laughing at Jiuya's innocence, hurried out of the hotel.
"They don't believe me, why do you believe me?"
"What do I believe you? Didn't you ask me what gluttony does? ”
"Didn't you believe me to open a restaurant?"
"Because you're so fat, you must be doing work that doesn't require strenuous exercise."
"Well, it's true, you're very observant, and if I'm still alive, I'll let you be the lobby manager."
"Me? I can't. Jiuya hurriedly waved her hand, a little wanted to laugh, and suddenly wanted to thank the other party for being fortunate to be dead, otherwise she wouldn't be the lobby manager.
"But the gluttony I'm talking about is not a mythical beast, but a private chef I opened."
"You're a private chef? Then your cooking will be delicious. ”
"It's not delicious, because I'm not selling vegetables, I'm curious."
"What's that?"
The middle-aged man was waiting for Jiuya's words, he laughed happily, but said the most cruel way to eat fish.
"Have you ever seen a piece of live fish?"
"Sashimi, I've seen it, I've never seen a live film, who would dare to eat it if I can't check it with Ling Chi."
"The nouveau riche dare!"
"Then your private chef has a fight with the once smash hit food restaurant."
"You're right! It was the news that the Z City Shoishi Restaurant opened five years ago, and the news that the chef had made a living film of himself touched me. ”
"Your taste is really heavy, and you are not afraid of being infected with bad luck when you are bloody."
"Do you know how popular that news is? Two hundred million clicks. ”
"It's quite hot." Jiuya smirked awkwardly, this is not a glorious thing, 200 million people have seen it, it is really a meal.
"I got inspired by this and created gluttony, gluttony is a fierce beast, but it is also a gourmet, it can eat itself for food!"
"Well, I really believe that." Jiuya remembered the first time she saw Gluttony, and nodded in agreement.
"That's right, my gluttonous main focus is curiosity, sliced live fish, shredded chicken, teppanyaki are my family's specialties."
"Except for the slices of live fish, everything else sounds like home-cooked food, no different from ordinary restaurants."
"No difference? Do you dare to laugh at my dish? What if I told you that the ingredients in each dish are alive until they become delicious! ”
"Poof...... Uncle, are you really funny, you can't be alive or dead? Then how to die is the question. ”
"Tortured to death alive under the noses of diners."