It is said that Long Batian performed on the spot and spat lotus flowers.

In the middle of the lotus flower, a stream of green qi gradually rose, and it turned into a small mountain, and there was a cave on the mountain, and a water curtain hung upside down in front of the cave. Faintly, a group of naughty little monkeys came out of the hole and ran in, laughing and playing, vividly......

When everyone saw this, they were all amazed!

Wukong was stunned: the mountain, the water, the cave, how familiar, how kind, and the monkey, as if he was his childhood......

"Brother Xian, do you know what mountain this mountain is called his mother?" Long Batian stared at the drunken Wukong and said slowly: "This mountain is called Huaguo Mountain, and this cave is called Water Curtain Cave, this is the place where you and my brother often play when they are bare-assed!

Long Batian's question, Wukong suddenly had a hint of vigilance: Why is it that the people of this beggar gang seem to be testing themselves up and down?

"Helper, you are ashamed of your hard work, but I really don't have any impression of this mountain and this water!" Wukong said and arched his hand towards Long Batian, and then asked pretending to be puzzled: "It's just that the scenery of this Huaguo Mountain is very happy, but there is a little bit I really don't understand, I want to ask the helper for advice?"

"Really?" Long Batian's eyes lit up, and his heart suddenly became a little nervous, "Say...... What the fuck don't you understand?"

"Helper, you said that this mountain is called Huaguo Mountain, why is there no flowers and no fruits on this mountain?" Wukong asked in surprise.

"You say this flower and fruit! It's the thing, alas...... , Brother Fool has a chance to tell you in detail!" Long Batian said with some loss: "It seems that Brother Xian really has no impression, so what is the use of this phantom!"

Long Batian said and popped out with his fingers, only to see that the landscape immediately "banged" and turned into fireworks blooming all over the room, which was extremely gorgeous and fleeting!

After the hall was silent for a few seconds, thunderous applause broke out, and the eighteenth prince with a crooked nose jumped to his feet and applauded!

"Eighteen, don't show your mother's eyes there! Aren't you kid able to talk to everyone about the situation in this world!"

The crooked-nosed Taoist walked to the middle of the main hall in a square step, bowed to the dragon and the sky, and then made a circle for everyone, and said with a phlegm cough: "Everyone must have seen the Tao, today our council hall has been changed to Juyi Hall! What righteousness is gathered? What is gathered is justice in the world! Now the world is in chaos, and the heroes are rising together! Yu Wenhua and his master, Emperor Yang Guang of Sui, who killed him, have occupied Jiangdu and are now entrenched in our southeast! Our north is Dou Jiande's army, south is Wang Shichong, and northwest is Li Yuan! We are in the center of the competition of forces from all sides, and we occupy a favorable geographical position! As long as the gang leader raises his arms and shouts, he will surely gather in response to the unification of China in the future, and the gang leader will be the great emperor of the whole world and the whole universe!"

"Well said, your fucking analysis is very right!" Long Batian was overjoyed and smiled, "In the future, Lao Tzu will be the emperor, and the monkey cubs will be able to follow Lao Tzu to ascend to heaven!

"Is this the first step?" The crooked nose man squinted at Ma Xiugu next to Wukong, and said with a wicked smile on his face: "There is a chance now! The night before yesterday, Ma Qiangma, the wealthy man of our county, was innocently killed by the head of the county government! We can take advantage of this bloody case to take the opportunity to provoke the banner of the way for heaven and order the world! Then we will first destroy Huang Tong, the county magistrate of Kong County!"

As soon as the crooked nose said the words, the hall was immediately in an uproar!

"What the hell are you arguing about, listen to Eighteen!" Long Batian roared.

The crooked-nosed old man paused, and then said, "But there are risks in acting like this. Some time ago, Poor Dao heard that Huang Tong had taken refuge in Wang Shichong, once we destroy him, we will inevitably clash with Wang Shichong head-on, with our current strength, it seems that we are a little outnumbered, so I think we have to think about it in the long run!"

"What? In the long run, you didn't say anything for a long time, go back! Lao Tzu is a little tired today, let's have time to discuss again!" Long Batian said and stood up, stretched his waist, and smiled at Wukong: "Brother Xian! Another day, Brother Fool invites you to drink, if you want anything, you can find Lao Gui!"

After Long Batian finished speaking, he turned around to leave, but Xiugu suddenly rushed forward, knelt on the ground, and said loudly: "Help the master stay, the little girl Ma Xiugu has a love in return!"

Long Batian turned his head impatiently, glanced at Xiu Gu who was kneeling on the ground, and unconsciously felt his heart flutter: This little girl is too beautiful! It looks like she is sixteen or seventeen years old, petite and exquisite, charming and delicate, like a peach and plum Tuyan, like a hibiscus out of the water, and there is a pretty one all over her body!

"Aunt Xiu, you don't have to talk about it. Lao Tzu already knew about your family's affairs, but you are a little woman, and you are in such a great disaster!" Long Batian smiled all over his face, and said softly: "Don't worry, your business is Lao Tzu's business, and Lao Tzu will definitely make decisions for you!"

And all the people in the main hall dispersed!

"Miss Ma, congratulations!" the eighteenth prince smiled mysteriously at the Xiu Gu of Leng Keke, and then, shaking three times in one step, went out of the palace gate, and returned to the South Cross Courtyard.

Originally, the south and north courtyards were arranged in the two wings of the third-story complex, and the architectural style was exactly the same, but the difference was that the three main houses of the south courtyard sat south and faced north, which was the opposite of the north courtyard.

The crooked nose man was just about to enter the hospital, and a little old man ran out in a panic and almost collided with him!

"Changqing, how many times have you been talked, why are you always in a hurry and running for funeral!"

"Master, I was about to go to look for you, our Dan furnace has collapsed!" Changqing said with a horrified face.

"What? Dan furnace has fallen, why are you so wasteful, you can't look at a broken Dan furnace!" said the crooked nose old man hurriedly came to the main room, only to see the Dan furnace that was high for one person fell to the ground, the stove lid fell to the corner, the stool on the side was smashed, and the room was in a mess.

"Who knocked down this Dan furnace?" Eighteen Gong was a little furious.

"Master, it's not the push, it's the wind...... The wind blows down!" Changqing's eyes widened.

"Fart, can the wind blow down such a big Dan furnace?" "Why didn't you blow the house down?"

Early this morning, according to your instructions, the fire was gradually extinguished. Just now, when my junior brother went to the thatched house, I sat by the Dan stove and took a nap, and a strange wind blew in from outside the door, and I heard a 'bang' sound, and when I opened my eyes, it was like this!" Changqing was about to cry as she spoke.

"What about the pill we refined?" said the crooked nose Taoist and hurriedly stepped forward to check, only to see that the furnace was empty, and the fifty pills of Passion Pill were gone.

Eighteen Gong sat on the ground with straight eyes, and muttered to himself: "It's over, I've been practicing for seven seven and forty-nine days, and I'm going to give it to the helper today, doesn't this mean my old life?"

"Master, don't worry, the disciple just picked up a few grains on the ground!" Changqing said as he held the pill in front of the Eighteen Dukes in fear.

I saw that Changqing was holding two red, two black and four love pills in his hand, and his eyes lit up with a crooked nose, and he grabbed it, stood up and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, even if you are still a little clever, as a teacher, go to see the helper now, if the helper blames it, see if I come back and don't kill you!"

"Master, it was the wind that blew the Dan furnace down, and if you want to smoke it, you have to pump it!" Changqing muttered as he looked at the back of the crooked-nosed Daoist.

The crooked-nosed old Taoist was apprehensive in his heart, respectfully holding a glass plate, with two pills of fascination on it, out of the South Cross Courtyard, not long after, he came to a moon gate, which was the Zen courtyard where Long Batian rested.

This temple is located in the middle of the third-story complex, right on the central axis of the entire Dragon King Temple, and covers an area of two acres.

A little old man came out and bowed, "Master, the helper is asking the disciple to find you!"

"The teacher knows, you go down!" The crooked-nosed Daoist waved his hand at the little old man, entered the moon gate, followed the stone-paved detour in the courtyard, bypassed the shadow wall, and saw that the lotus pond next to the wall was full of fallen leaves and branches, and a thin layer of ice closed the water surface, which was particularly cold and desolate.

"Lao Gui, the words of a crazy woman, although you don't have to take them seriously, you can't take them lightly!"

"Helper, is it convenient for the poor road to enter?" asked the crooked nose man in a loud voice at the door.

"Eighteen, you kid will come, what kind of door are you going to report to his mother?" Long Batian said and opened the door, Gui Zhenjiang came out of the room, glared at the eighteenth prince, and hurriedly went.

"Eighteen, don't be stunned, come in and speak!" Long Batian obviously likes the crooked nose Dao person very much, "Is the pill that your kid refined for me okay?"

"It's done, help master!" said the Eighteenth Duke and held the glass plate in front of Long Batian, "Your old man's eyes!"

When Long Batian looked at it, he saw that there were only two pills, one red and one black, on the tray, and his face immediately showed displeasure, "Eighteen, why are there only two pills, don't you say that you have refined fifty pills?"

"Helper Rongyu, when refining, it was fifty grains, but because it was the first time to refining, the fire was not well mastered, so some were not refined, and some were refined, and finally carefully selected, and selected two of the best grains for you, the small guarantee, the effect must not be said!"

"Well, okay, then try it first, if the effect is good, Lao Tzu will have a damn reward!" Long Batian smiled: "Eighteen, what is this elixir called?"

"Helper, this elixir is refined with the heart of a mandarin duck, and its full name is the mandarin duck playing in the water!"

"Good name, what a damn mandarin duck playing in the water!" Long Batian said with a spring face: "How should I use this love pill?"

"The usage is too simple, this red pill belongs to yang, you can carry it in your pocket, this black pill belongs to yin, whoever you like, let whoever you eat, and after eating, she will obediently drill into your arms!"

"Really?" Long Batian drooled when he heard this, "Eighteen, what if Lao Tzu also eats the red pill?"

"No, you want to take the red pill, then you look like Xi Shi when you look at the poor road!" said the crooked nose man and made a grimace, his expression was very exaggerated.

"Hahaha......" Long Batian looked up to the sky and laughed: "You kid, don't pretend to be a ghost! Seriously, Lao Tzu really found a Xi Shi today!"

Eighteen Gong heard that he was happy, "Helper, you are talking about Ma Xiugu!"