Chapter 31 The matchmaker willow is like a flower
However, it was said that in order to please Long Batian, the eighteenth prince of the crooked nose Daoist dug out his mind and did what he liked, and offered two carefully refined love pills!
And since Long Batian saw Ma Xiugu in the main hall, there were waves in his heart, and he got the love pill at this time, which can be said to be in the middle of the heart, and the spring heart is happy!
Between talking and laughing, Long Ba suddenly had a hint of worry, "Eighteen, this elixir is fucking good, it can add a lot of interest, but this girl that Lao Tzu has a crush on, can she eat it obediently?"
"Helper, you are too worried, you are the number one hero in the world, and you will be the emperor of the whole universe in the future, which woman in this world does not want to marry you? Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if this Ma Xiugu doesn't know how to lift, we can still be like before, come to a bully and make a bow, find a few people to hold her down, and stuff the pill into her mouth!"
"Absolutely not, in the past, he could come hard, but this time he has to marry Mingmei!" Long Batian was thoughtful, and seemed to be a little forward-looking, "Eighteen, this matter must be cautious, you kid is the most clever, Lao Tzu will give you full authority, you find someone to propose!"
When the Eighteenth Duke heard this, he immediately grinned, "Gang leader, you don't know, this Ma Xiugu is a little stubborn, in addition, her crazy mother is very weird, and besides, hindering the face of the deputy gang leader, once you can't talk, I'm afraid there is no room for maneuver!"
"That's why you did it!Remember, the fuck only allows you to succeed, not to fail!"
"Subordinates obey orders!" The Eighteenth Duke hurriedly agreed, but there was still some confusion in his heart, "Helper, do you think this will work?" These two Passion Pills, you leave the red pill, put it in your arms now, I will take the black pill, I will try my best to let the Xiu Gu eat it, so that you don't have to bother, she will come to her arms and give it to her, and then the raw rice will be cooked rice, and then explain the matter of the matchmaker's marriage, can she still not agree?"
"Okay, this fucking method is good, you can do it! The sooner the better, it's best to do it this afternoon!" Long Batian waved his hand, and finally instructed: "But you have to remember, you can only outwit, absolutely fucking can't force it!"
"Can't come by force...... The crooked nose said that the man returned to the South Cross Courtyard, made a pot of tea, and pondered in his heart Long Batian's advice: What happened to the gang leader this time? Which of the eight aunts and wives she married before was not robbed by force? Why can't this weak Ma Xiugu be rude?
"Hey!" Eighteen Gong suddenly slapped his thigh, "Changqing, go, find your aunt immediately!"
"Are you looking for my aunt?" Changqing ran in happily and said excitedly, "Master, are you looking for my aunt to propose marriage to me......?"
"Can the eldest lady of Wang Yuan's family take a fancy to you? Hey, I said Changqing, you are a monk, don't you follow the master to cultivate, and think about some things about men and women, can you achieve positive results?"
"Didn't you say that after refining the Passion Pill, we can all ask for a wife? Don't you want to find another woman yourself!" Changqing muttered with his head down.
"Find a ghost! Don't talk nonsense, get out of here!" said the crooked-nosed old man and stood up and wanted to kick Changqing, Changqing quickly took a few steps back, stuck out his tongue, turned around, and ran away with a smoke.
In less than an hour, Changqing led a middle-aged woman back to the South Cross Courtyard.
The woman was a, thirty or forty years old, and she looked quite standard, but she had a heavy foundation on her face, and she was white and scary. As soon as she entered the courtyard, she shouted: "Crooked eighteen, you who have suffered a thousand cuts, you want to please the little wife again, are you worthy of my dead sister?"
When the crooked-nosed Taoist heard this, he hurriedly came out of the house, and said with a smile on his face: "Sister, who are you listening to nonsense, I have already entered the Dao Gate, how can I still think about such a thing? Come with me into the house, the wine and food are all prepared for you!"
The Eighteenth Duke said and looked at Changqing next to him, only to see that he was squeezing his eyebrows, thinking that this kid must be doing evil, so he glared at him fiercely, and Changqing jumped away in fright.
When they came to the house, they sat down. The eighteenth duke poured a glass of wine and held it in front of the woman, "Sister, this is your favorite daughter red, our master has treasured the best for fifty years, do you taste authentic?"
The woman's face was gloomy, and she pushed the wine, "Crooked eighteen, don't come to this set, say, why do you want to ask for a little wife?"
"Oh, girl, don't listen to Changqing's nonsense, who wants to please the little wife!" said the Eighteenth Duke a little helplessly.
"Changqing, this kid is the most honest, can he lie to me?" the woman's eyes widened, looking angry, but also seemed to be full of jealousy!
"Changqing, this kid is bad now, and he doesn't have a word of truth in his mouth! I invite you here today to ask you to help our master propose marriage!" said the Eighteenth Duke, took out twenty taels of silver from his bosom and put it on the table.
"Oh, brother, why didn't you say it earlier?" Seeing the white silver, the woman immediately smiled, picked up the daughter in front of her and drank it all, "Well, good wine, I'll have another glass!"
"Our helper has a fancy for a lady, but this young lady is a little weird, I'm afraid you can't say it!"
"Brother, you also underestimate me Liu Ruhua!" The woman raised her eyebrows, "Who doesn't know, my aunt and grandmother are the number one matchmaker in these ten miles and eight townships!
Liu Ruhua said and poured herself a glass with a smile, and then said: "The man is a rich man, everything is good, but he has no nose, but he still wants to marry someone who has no problems, and the woman is also a rich man, but she is open-minded, and she also has a problem and does not marry!
"Then how did you tell that?" the crooked nose man touched his nose and suddenly became interested.
"I went to the woman's house first, I said that the young man didn't say anything, it's just that there is nothing right now! When the woman heard it, there was nothing wrong with it at the moment, what we have is money, and we will have to pay the girl more!" Liu Ruhua was clever and spoke very vividly, "Then I went to the man's house, and I said that the girl is fine, but her mouth is not strict! When the man heard it, his mouth was not strict, it was okay, he just liked to say, and when he got married in the future, he must not go out of the door and the second door, and she could say whatever she wanted at home......
"Hahaha......" Eighteen Gong stroked his palms and laughed, "Sister, there is really you, these two families finally know the truth, and they must not be angry!"
"They deserve to be angry, I made it clear in advance, did they understand it by themselves!" Liu Ruhua pursed her mouth, "Brother, I said that this has no nose and open mouth, what is it that you help the master who has no ears?"
"Sister, don't talk nonsense! Be careful that the wall has ears!" Seeing that Liu Ruhua was unobstructed, the Eighteenth Gong quickly stopped her, "Sister, let's get down to business, our gang leader has a fancy for Ma Xiugu, the daughter of Ma Shanren, a famous rich man in our county!"
"What?" Liu Ruhua just took a sip of wine, and before she could swallow it, she squirted out, and spit out a crooked nose and face, "I said crooked eighteen, what do you mean, who doesn't know, the Ma Mansion was beheaded by officials two days ago, and all the people in the Ma family died, are you asking your aunt and grandmother to go to the underworld to find Lord Yan to propose marriage to your master?"
"Oh, sister, don't you know, the eldest lady of the Ma family, Ma Xiugu, is not dead, she fled to our beggar gang with others and lives in the north courtyard!"
"Whew! Then let my aunt and grandmother mention what kind of relatives, what kind of matchmaker! Just send that little girl to your helper's house!" Liu Ruhua was a little disappointed.
"No, sister!" The crooked nose man frowned, "Don't you know, there is a big man named Jin Shan who came with that Ma Xiugu, who is an old friend of the gang leader, and now he is also the deputy gang leader, so the gang leader said that he must be married by the media!"
As the saying goes, parents are here, parents are in charge, parents are not there, they are in charge, as long as Xiao Nizi agrees, this matter will be wrapped up in her aunt and grandmother!" Liu Ruhua said and pulled the silver with her hand and put it in her sleeve.
"That's great, after Ma Xiugu agrees, there is still a gift for marriage that needs to be given to her in person!" said Eighteen Duke, took out a small black sandalwood box from his arms and handed it to Liu Ruhua, "This is the secret elixir made by our beggar gang, after taking it, it can prolong life and flutter like a fairy!"
Liu Ruhua took the box, held it on the palm of her hand, opened the lid, and saw a small dark pill on the milky white interlining!
A dark fragrance wafted over, from Liu Ruhua's nose to her henchman! She suddenly felt a wave of her heart, raised her eyes to look at Eighteen Gong, and her face flew red.
The crooked-nosed Daoist hurriedly closed the lid, and instructed with some doubts: "Sister, although this pill is a great tonic, if you don't take it properly, you will go crazy!"
"Grandma knows, who is rare with you!" Liu Ruhua stood up and said a little coquettishly: "Now I will go over to propose marriage to your master, and you let Changqing take me there!"
The Eighteenth Duke summoned Changqing and asked him to go to the North Cross Courtyard with Liu Ruhua! Looking at the fading backs of the two, the crooked man who had always played life suddenly felt a little uneasy: Can my little sister-in-law do it? Shouldn't I look for her to do this tricky thing? If I mess up, will I annoy the helper? What if something happens......
The crooked nose Taoist was confused for a while: for a long time, he and her have always been like this, and they depend on each other for their lives! Why did he look at her leaving this time, and he actually thought of a way to say goodbye!
A nameless sadness surged up, and Eighteen Gong's eyes suddenly blurred, and two lines of hot tears involuntarily slid across his cheeks......