"Or ...... Are you pinching me? ”

"Oops, you're so pinched!"

"You told me to pinch it?"

"Damn, what's wrong with this world?"

"Yes, very strong...... Those who ridicule you are ashamed of themselves, you are the only banana face, the first banana face in the universe...... How many people do you have to look down on and how many eyes do you usually receive to make you mutate like this? But I'd love to say, boy, you've evolved wrong, the banana face is unique and iconic, but he's not handsome. Jing Guantian complained secretly in his heart.

"Hey! The one over there...... Right! It's you! Jing Guantian walked towards him.

"Tsuba? Are you talking to me? Who are you? Wait a minute...... I know, you must be a little fan who is fascinated by my cool style. Okay, come here, I'll sign it for you at any time. ”

The young man's words made Jing Guantian almost miss stepping on the air and fall to the ground, and said in his heart: "This is not only the appearance has changed, but even the head has begun to have problems?" Looking for your signature? Do you think you're a man and a woman? How narcissistic do you have to be to be like this? ”

"Imp! Let me ask you, did you do anything to that crab man that provoked him all over the world to look for you? Jing Guantian ignored his words and asked directly.

"Crab people? Oh...... Do you mean, 'I just met on the road' that ugly bibi? Nothing, for a maverick like me. I just told him that you evolved in the wrong direction, and your aesthetic is a piece of in my eyes; But his strange appearance inspired me...... Then I made up a rap for him on the spot; Although I didn't see his expression later because of a long motorcade passing in the middle of the road, I think he must have been touched by my passion. ”

When everyone heard this, their hearts twitched, and they said, "It's really excited, so excited that he wants to kill you now." ”

However, everyone found that this teenager's writing was very good, and it is very rare for a primary school student to have such an ability to 'compose lyrics on the spot'.

Jing Guantian sighed even more in his heart, "Sure enough...... Heaven is fair to all, although you are ugly, but your talents are not lost to others? Why did you become this bear? It seems that if a person does not have the correct three views, he will only waste the gifts given to him by God, waste his time, and occupy the land in vain. ”

"Hey! Get out of here, little ghost! That crab man has been by you and is looking for you everywhere...... Beware of being caught by him and beating you up. Jing Guantian opened his mouth to persuade.

"Beat me up? Did he tell you something? Yes...... I understand! He was jealous of Ben's handsome look. Alas, there is no way, who made this handsome guy evolve so perfectly. But he's already become that, and it's useless to be jealous, I guess he can't change. ”

Seeing that this young man was narcissistic and endless, Jing Guantian felt a black line rise above his head, and was about to shout, "If you are told to leave, leave quickly, what nonsense!" ”

I didn't want to be at this juncture, and a voice suddenly sounded not far behind the banana-faced young man......

"Hey, hey, hey! I found it, and I said that I was looking in the wrong direction. Really...... This is where the switch comes in. As these words fell, a huge figure appeared in everyone's field of vision.

Then, without any nonsense, the figure suddenly pounced on the banana-faced boy.

"Boom ——!"

A splash of dust! But it was the crab man who pounced and smashed a big hole in the ground of the park.

"You bastard! What do you mean? Uncle Ben kindly let you go, don't you know how to be grateful to Dade, do you still want to hinder Uncle Ben and protect that bear child? "The crab man's face turned the color of boiled lobster, and a pair of crab eyeballs flew up, and he looked angrily at Jing Guantian, who rescued the boy at the last moment.

"May I ask you what's the matter with the blood and minced flesh on your pincers?" The young man who put down his hand, Jing Guantian looked at him coldly.

It can be seen that at the moment of being put down, the young man was so frightened that his feet trembled and he couldn't even stand up; It's no wonder he's like this, after all, he's just a schoolboy, and although he's mutated, his mutation is equivalent to no change.

"Blood? Oh, do you mean those people who were disemboweled? Those who dare to look down on Lao Tzu, I don't have a single living mouth. And you're next! I thought you and I were on the same path, but I found that you were just like those sanctimonious people. So...... Don't expect Uncle Ben to let you go this time 'like last time'! Die——! ”

With this voice, the crab man pounced again. Unlike the last time he pounced on the boy, this time he was furious, and his body seemed to be steaming hot, and his speed increased sharply.

"Mistaking you for not being a mutant who does evil, it seems that I was very wrong." Jing Guantian said lightly.

"Bang!"

With a loud crashing sound, the crab man suddenly discovered a strange fact...... This man, who was no different from ordinary people, and who was even wearing tattered clothes, and who seemed to have suffered a lot of injuries, actually stood still and single-handedly resisted his pounce.

"How is that possible?" Before the crab man could react to what was going on, he felt the world spin for a while, and he was actually grabbed by Jing Guantian's arm and made a swift over-the-shoulder fall.

Then I only heard a snap, and the sound was like the sound of 'people breaking the shell when eating lobster', and the crab man's hard crab shell was instantly pierced by a vertical iron rod next to him.

"Poof——! The crab man opened his mouth and spat out a blood blister. Like a hairy crab spitting foam, oh no, not like, but just!

"You...... Poof(vomiting blood bubbles)...... You...... Poof(vomiting blood bubbles) ......" Looking at Jing Guantian, who was full of energy, the crab man's eyes showed a look of disbelief.

Jing Guantian looked at him coldly, without any nonsense, lifted the big stone the thickness of the bucket next to him, and smashed it on his head......

"Bang...... Click...... "Suddenly, the foam flew."

If you are a person who likes seafood, you will definitely see a table of fresh seafood set meals; However, this set meal will not arouse people's appetite, it will only make people sick to their stomachs.

The banana-faced teenager shuddered at all this, his pants already soaking wet with fright, adding a puddle of water to the park's ground.

"Hey, there's no obsession chip that doesn't work." Jing Guantian casually grabbed the obsession chip left by the crab man, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said in his heart What is the use of wanting this kind of shit chip? Have you become a crab yourself?

"Wait...... It seems that it can't be said that it doesn't work. Since it's a crab, you must be able to breathe and survive in the water with this card, right? He said secretly.

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