Chapter 284: There is no most bizarre, only more bizarre! (1)
In order to prevent accidents, Jing Guantian stayed at the end, and waited for everyone to get on the train, and finally he boarded the cable car.
Until he sailed to the other side, there were no accidents. White Fox and the others seem to have decided to let them go.
After driving to the other side, looking at the south bank of the Jade Emperor Park across the river, Jing Guantian couldn't tell what it was like for a while. Immediately, he didn't think about it anymore, and followed Cai Wenya and the others who were waiting for him to look for the car quickly.
The north shore of Jade Emperor Park is not like the south bank, there are so many cultural and tourist attractions, the north shore is a pure urban park configuration, leisure, fitness, children's entertainment theme park and so on.
Although yesterday's heavy rain washed away a lot of blood, many corpses can still be seen lying on the side of the road, showing that this is not a peaceful place. However, unlike Gangnan, the noise and screams in Gangbei are much quieter. Obviously, it's chaotic, but it's not as crazy as Gangnamyeon.
"Teacher Xu, I know there's a parking lot around here." When I arrived at the North Shore、It seems that I have found a familiar scene、A classmate volunteered。
Jing Guantian nodded, "Okay, you lead the way in front." ”
The classmate answered, and led the group directly through a fork in the road to the west.
It can be seen that this classmate is really familiar with this area, and he leads the remote paths.
Just as everyone walked out of the park along a side gate according to the guidance of this classmate, they didn't want to suddenly hear a woman's scream from the alley on the left.
"Ah——!h
"It's a weirdo!"
"Run——!"
Then two big men ran out of the alley on the left as if they had seen ghosts.
Everyone's expressions suddenly changed.
"Watch for secrecy!" Jing Guantian shouted.
The crowd, who did not have the strength to fight, quickly found a place to hide. And King Jingbei and the others didn't know what their psychology was, they even hid behind the tree, and they didn't know whether they were going to attack the monster or sit and watch the battle from the well.
As everyone had just hidden their figures, less than two seconds, an unbelievable figure suddenly appeared in everyone's field of vision......
"This ...... This is ......" Jing Guantian's eyes widened, "what do you see?" This is...... Crab people? ”
But I saw a strange man slowly walking out of the street with only a pair of white underwear on his body, and his lower body and legs as strong as an athlete's, but his upper body was completely a crab with a red shell.
"Throat? It's really strange that someone saw me not running away? Seeing that Jing Guantian was not panicked like the others, the crab man couldn't help but show a hint of surprise.
"Click, click, click!" The crab man was very funny, raised his double pincers, and waved them a few times like scissors, making a few clicks.
"Let me guess, you should have just fought, right? I see, relatives and friends are dying in this apocalypse, and they are full of despair for the future, so they are not afraid to see Uncle Ben? ”
"I have a question for you, how did you get to be like this?" Jing Guantian did not answer his words, but asked rhetorically.
It's not that he's discovered any secrets, he's just a little curious, because 'the monsters he encountered in this disaster' are basically unsane and start fighting without saying a word. And the sane ones are either disguised as ordinary humans, or they run away when they see him directly. It's rare to think and analyze what other people's feelings are.
"How did it come to this? Very simple...... Because I was too tired to be a human being, I raised too many crabs, and I suddenly realized that it was not bad to become a crab, at least I could do whatever I wanted without having to work anymore...... Then one day I woke up and I was like this. How, it's amazing. ”
"Huh? It turned out to be self-changing? Jing Guantian looked at him a little like an idiot, "You are the strangest and most incomprehensible mutant I have ever seen. Your outlook on life, values, and worldview is actually wishing you would become a crab? What a pathetic person. ”
"What do you know? What's bad about being a crab. When crabs can run rampant. That way I'll never be bullied again, wahahaha. The crab man laughed wildly.
"So what are you going to do next...... Facing me who doesn't run away? The corners of Jing Guantian's mouth twitched and asked, since the other party was not a monster born of drunkenness, but a local ability, he naturally couldn't come up and fight and kill.
When the crab man heard this, his mouth full of white teeth became extremely vicious and playful.
Just when Jing Guantian thought that the other party wanted to kill him, he didn't want the other party to suddenly burst out of a sentence, "Your eyes are the same as Uncle Ben, full of disappointment in this world, for the sake of our common opinions, I will let you go." And Uncle Ben is in trouble now, I'm looking for a boy with a banana face and an extremely pointed chin, he dares to mock Uncle Ben's style across the road, although he was blocked by the traffic on the road and let him escape, but Uncle Ben must ask him for an explanation. The crab man said as he walked away.
"Isn't he an evil mutant?" Looking at the other party's distant figure, Jing Guantian sighed. Saying that, until the other party left, he still felt an unbelievable feeling.
"Teacher Xu, don't you solve him?" Seeing that the monster had left, Han Tao and the others stood up from the shadows and said.
Jing Guantian shook his head, "He's not a monster spawned by this disaster, but a local anomaly. ”
"Huh?"
He ...... He's a paranormal like you, Teacher Void? ”
Everyone looked incredulous when they heard this.
"Hmm." Jing Guantian snorted.
"Oh my God, there are still people who have awakened this ability."
"What's the point of being alive like this?"
Everyone started talking for a while.
However, it turns out that everyone still underestimated the changes in the world. At the moment when everyone turned the alley while marveling at the crab man, everyone was suddenly stunned by the situation in front of them......
“YO,YO,YO……
I'm the coolest, the most dazzling, the most handsome;
No one ridiculed me for being a Muggle-face;
The little friends who look down on me are ashamed of themselves;
think I'm not handsome enough, and my little sisters have gold stars in their eyes;
I'm the world's No. 1 banana face;
a one-of-a-kind banana face;
The pointed chin banana face that you adore the most;
YO,YO,YO……”
Looking across the street, the boy in hip-hop costume, about elementary school age, with a crescent-shaped face and a chin that was almost up to the sky, was singing rap, and everyone was instantly stunned. At this moment, everyone only felt that countless grass and mud horses were rushing through their hearts, and they were trampled by 10,000 points in an instant.
"This ...... Could this be what the crab man just said...... The one he was looking for...... Boy with banana face and extremely pointed chin...... Right? ”
"I ...... I think it should be ......."
……