I didn't bother to answer Liu's them, because the old man came to me in a blink of an eye. "You can see me, why can you see me?" The old man asked me bluntly.

"Don't mess with the human body, you old thing."

The old man was so excited that he didn't care about my attitude and circled around me a few times. Shen Xiaohua and Liu were stopped by the goddess and looked around in surprise. I saw that the goddess was silent, and I already understood a little in my heart, and my nervousness was immediately put away.

The old man was cold, and when I saw that he was not finished, I yelled impatiently: "What are you turning around, don't you leave quickly after eating, what are you doing here?" ”

The old man smiled weirdly at me, bared his teeth, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Boy, do you know who I am, my old man is your ancestor, don't honor me well, you should beat, just press my hand lightly, I saw that he didn't think about it ruthlessly, and he didn't care, but when the goddess saw it, she was furious, and she bent her fingers and flicked it at the old man, and the old man was bounced against the wall." I don't know if it hurts or not, I only heard him snort, and then I stood up and avoided it.

Seeing that he was embarrassed, the group also stopped the feast, and when they saw that our eyes were not good, the goddess snorted proudly, but did not look at them. Liu asked what was wrong, and the goddess said gloomily: "Your good ancestor, look at it, if one is not good, you will be angry with the child." Look at the child's little hands, and really go down. ”

Where I was pressed by the old man just now, I saw that it was green, and the old man rubbed his hands and didn't know what to say, but his eyes glared at me vigorously, and he pitifully begged me to help him speak. I smiled and said, "It's fine." The goddess closed her eyes. I was relieved when I saw the ancestor. Liu and Shen Xiaohua were anxious to see that the atmosphere was not right, and they were anxious to stay away from here. I saw the old man's eyes full of bitter pleading, and then I said, "Don't worry, it's not over yet." ”

The old man came to my side and grinned, "Little great-great-grandson, what's your name?" ”

I rolled my eyes and was not interested in dealing with him, and the goddess suddenly waved her hand and asked Shen Xiaohua and Liu to take me first, seeing that they hesitated, she didn't explain, but just waved her hand and asked them to leave quickly.

When I looked back in Shen Xiaohua's arms, the old man was stopped by the goddess at the door and didn't dare to go forward, revealing his big yellow teeth and angry at me, Shen Xiaohua walked out of the door with me in his arms, the little cock was exposed, and he just held back a bubble of urine, the distance was just right, the urine was in a line, and a drop of it fell in his mouth.

Shen Xiaohua and Liu couldn't notice the abnormality, but the goddess could see it, her eyes rolled a few times, and she couldn't hold back a smile and closed the door, and when the door closed, I also saw the old man jumping inside like thunder. The goddess laughed.

The old man was still peeking through the crack in the door, and the goddess said, "Clown, you bad boy, your grandfather is very angry with you." Why don't you go and accompany him? ”

I snorted, the old man helplessly rolled a few eyes, the goddess accidentally touched the hand that was pinched by the old man just now, I gritted my teeth in pain and screamed, the goddess looked down and saw a large piece of black green on her hand, turned around and said angrily to the old man: "You old thing, he is a child who has made a big mistake, you can't hurt him like this, look at what your hands have been pinched by you, he is still not the grandson of your Zhang family, you are so old, and you are still with the general knowledge of children, you really don't want to be old." ”

The old man was so scolded by her that he couldn't answer, and he had no head or face and wanted to go inside. I walked too quickly, I didn't want my chin to be hooked by the door knocker, and as soon as I slammed my head, my head fell off and hung abruptly on the door. Although I am not small, my heart is still sweating.

When I walked outside, I bumped into Wang Jingmeng, and the palm prints on this kid's face had disappeared, and my jealousy suddenly popped up again. Seeing that something was wrong with me, his mother hugged him and gave me a cold look.

Not far away, an eight- or nine-year-old half-year-old boy was setting off firecrackers, and I asked, "Who is this unlucky kid, and how dare he set off firecrackers?" Auntie, don't leave yet, let's wait and see the excitement. Listening to what I said with confidence, the goddess asked curiously: "Clown, tell my aunt what will happen if he sets off a cannon?" ”

"Hey, hey, he's going to be unlucky, he's going to be unlucky."

The goddess didn't believe me and quipped, "Joker, if you stay back to him and don't be unlucky, you will lose, what do you say you are going to lose to me?" ”

I said, "Don't bet, it's fast, just wait and see." ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw him light the firecracker, and the long string of firecrackers suddenly flew diagonally, and the thatched house was not far away, and the string of firecrackers fell into the dung pit impartially, but strangely did not burst, and the goddess looked at the firecrackers suspiciously, and then looked at me. Seeing that I looked lively, she didn't say anything.

If you want to say that the cannonball fell into the dung pit, it is useless to pick it up, but the kid is narrow, I don't know what the idea is, I have to run over to see it carefully, who expected to walk to the dung pit, the firecracker suddenly exploded, only to see a large cloud of dung flying up, all fell on him, the scene was silent suddenly, the kid was frightened and cried.

The goddess's eyes lit up when she looked at me, "Clown, tell my aunt how you knew, did you know that he would be like this just now?" ”

"I don't know, just look at his dark clouds, he must be unlucky today, I just want to know what kind of bad luck it is, hehe."

This explanation was beyond the imagination of the goddess, and she smiled bitterly and said, "So you guessed? ”

Someone asked the goddess to sit at the table, she took back her meditation, hugged me and walked over, I don't know most of the people on the table, it just so happened that Wang Jingmeng's mother hugged him and sat next to me, seeing me coming, he hurriedly changed seats with the people around him, and he couldn't be far away from me.

The wine feast that stretches for several miles is held at the same time, the scene is really not the general grandeur, the dishes are dressed around and around, it is estimated that they have been trained before the war, but they are also in order, although there are many people coming, the quality is not high, and this banquet seems to be a must be lost. Looking at these villagers who dragged their families and their families to the banquet in tattered clothes, I couldn't help but be furious: "What kind of person is this family, why don't you count your life, why do you invite so many people to eat for nothing, even if you have a big family business, you have to pay for death." "The goddess obviously heard my nagging and patted me funny, but I was. I turned my head and saw that there were still many people waiting outside, probably waiting for the next one. There was another calculation in my heart.

Afterwards, as expected, this flowing water banquet lost a full 800 taels of silver, and my heart was distressed.

There were a lot of drunken ugliness at the banquet, and I was really annoyed by these croppers. I couldn't stand it anymore, and I yelled to go back to sleep. Out of sight and out of mind, the gala prepared for me was completely not what I wanted.

When I returned to the room, I felt that the upper and lower eyelids were going to fight again, the goddess and Shen Xiaohua laughed and scolded the little lazy ghost, and put me on the bed to sleep, not wanting a yin wind to blow in, Shen Xiaohua didn't see anything unusual, but the goddess was angry, and shouted: "Where is the demon, come out to harm people." ”

Before the words fell, the right hand was white and slashed out, the yin wind retreated in panic, the whirring wind blew things in the bedroom to dingding, I was completely sleepy, and raised my eyes in the yin wind, the old man who had been soaked in my urine and peed into his mouth was swaying up and down with the wind. Sticking to the roof in embarrassment.

The old man shouted at me repeatedly, but unfortunately I completely ignored it, and the god's shriveled hand slashed out of the yin wind again, and the old man wanted to dodge, but the body was opened by the god's mouth and said that it was fixed, and it was fixed, where could I run.

Seeing that the hand was about to ruthlessly split the yin wind apart, and it was really going to fall on the old man's head, I was afraid that he would be beaten away immediately, the old man's eyes were full of pleading, but why am I a soft-hearted person, I weakly called to the goddess to stop, the goddess's hand was withdrawn stiffly, and she turned around and asked, "Why stop?" ”

I said, "Such a miserable old man, why did you kill him, besides, it is still the ancestor of my family." ”

"Ancestor, you said that this yin wind is the ancestor of your family. Excuse me? Then I heard the goddess apologize pretendingly: "Yo, old man, I'm sorry, I didn't see that it was your old man." ”